What? Sailor Stars Alternate Ending CONTINUES? Oh My! Hmm, I suppose Crystal Tokyo won't be happening, so lets give them all a new destiny, shall we?
*rubs hands together*
*laught maliciously*
Chibi Chibi: O.O *runs away*
AFTER THE ALTERATION.
*Usagi and Galaxia continue making out*
Galaxia: Woah, all that making out has really taken it out of me. I want some pizza.
Usagi: But I want riceballs!
Galaxia: RICEBALLS? YOU MEAN YOU LIKE MEN?
*Glaxia Storms off*
Usagi: Wait! NO! You were such a good kisser, and so hot, too!
*Usagi looks to Mamoru doing nauthy things with Setsuna*
Usagi: Damn. Lost them both. This just isn't my day.
Seiya: Oh! Odango....fancy seeing you here, floating in the sky....I have some riceballs...want one?
*Usagi grabs riceballs and wofs them down*
Seiya: You didn't leave any for meeee!
*Seiya runs away*
Usagi: WHAT? I lost another? I never thought that one would leave me! This just isn't my day.
_At the local Pizza Parlor_
Galaxia: Mmmmmm, pizza......
Seiya: I loooove pizza!
*Galaxia stares at Seiya*
*Seiya stares at Galazia*
*Galaxia jumps on Seiya*
*Seiya and Galaxia start doing diiiirty things in the pizza parlor*
Luigi the Pizza Man: You! Get outta mi parlour!
*Luigi the Pizza Man looks around*
Luigi the Pizza Man: No customers, eh? Two hot leeesbians doing dirrrrty things in my parlooor? I want in!
*Luigi the Pizza Man strips*
*Luigi the Pizza Man Jumps on the unsuspecting Seiya and Galaxia*
OH MY! Seiya and Galaxia were both killed by flying Italian Sausage!
Allison(author): Did I really just write that? O.o
_Back in random patch of air surrounded by starseeds_
*Kakyuu gives Yaten kiss on the cheek*
*Yaten giggles*
*Yaten puckers up....*
Yaten: AH! Two Bright lights just went out!
Kakyuu: Who was it? Who killed them?
Yaten: I think it was Seiya and Galaxia....they were killed by 500 pound Flying Italian Sausage!
*everybody stops in their tracks and stares*
Kakyuu: Uhhhh....what?
Haruka: sarcastic tone Ohhhhh Nooooooo, not theeem! Not our dear Seiya, and the ever loveable Galaxia!/sarcastic toneReally, who gives a damn?
Yaten: Point taken.
Usagi: NOOOOO! Now I'll never have sex!
Hotaru: EEEP! If you don't have sex, Chibi Usa won't be born, and I won't have sex either!
Usagi: WHAT???
Hotaru: EEEP! Shouldn't have said that!
*Hotaru runs away*
End of installment 2.
Oh My god, did I really just give that piece of crap another Chapter? Fatmouse help us all!
Will Hotaru ever have sex? Will Usagi ever find true love? Did Galaxia and Seiya REALLY die from flying Italian Sausage? Was that REALLY the best Allison could have come up with?
None of the awnsers...in the NEXT installment!
*rubs hands together*
*laught maliciously*
Chibi Chibi: O.O *runs away*
AFTER THE ALTERATION.
*Usagi and Galaxia continue making out*
Galaxia: Woah, all that making out has really taken it out of me. I want some pizza.
Usagi: But I want riceballs!
Galaxia: RICEBALLS? YOU MEAN YOU LIKE MEN?
*Glaxia Storms off*
Usagi: Wait! NO! You were such a good kisser, and so hot, too!
*Usagi looks to Mamoru doing nauthy things with Setsuna*
Usagi: Damn. Lost them both. This just isn't my day.
Seiya: Oh! Odango....fancy seeing you here, floating in the sky....I have some riceballs...want one?
*Usagi grabs riceballs and wofs them down*
Seiya: You didn't leave any for meeee!
*Seiya runs away*
Usagi: WHAT? I lost another? I never thought that one would leave me! This just isn't my day.
_At the local Pizza Parlor_
Galaxia: Mmmmmm, pizza......
Seiya: I loooove pizza!
*Galaxia stares at Seiya*
*Seiya stares at Galazia*
*Galaxia jumps on Seiya*
*Seiya and Galaxia start doing diiiirty things in the pizza parlor*
Luigi the Pizza Man: You! Get outta mi parlour!
*Luigi the Pizza Man looks around*
Luigi the Pizza Man: No customers, eh? Two hot leeesbians doing dirrrrty things in my parlooor? I want in!
*Luigi the Pizza Man strips*
*Luigi the Pizza Man Jumps on the unsuspecting Seiya and Galaxia*
OH MY! Seiya and Galaxia were both killed by flying Italian Sausage!
Allison(author): Did I really just write that? O.o
_Back in random patch of air surrounded by starseeds_
*Kakyuu gives Yaten kiss on the cheek*
*Yaten giggles*
*Yaten puckers up....*
Yaten: AH! Two Bright lights just went out!
Kakyuu: Who was it? Who killed them?
Yaten: I think it was Seiya and Galaxia....they were killed by 500 pound Flying Italian Sausage!
*everybody stops in their tracks and stares*
Kakyuu: Uhhhh....what?
Haruka: sarcastic tone Ohhhhh Nooooooo, not theeem! Not our dear Seiya, and the ever loveable Galaxia!/sarcastic toneReally, who gives a damn?
Yaten: Point taken.
Usagi: NOOOOO! Now I'll never have sex!
Hotaru: EEEP! If you don't have sex, Chibi Usa won't be born, and I won't have sex either!
Usagi: WHAT???
Hotaru: EEEP! Shouldn't have said that!
*Hotaru runs away*
End of installment 2.
Oh My god, did I really just give that piece of crap another Chapter? Fatmouse help us all!
Will Hotaru ever have sex? Will Usagi ever find true love? Did Galaxia and Seiya REALLY die from flying Italian Sausage? Was that REALLY the best Allison could have come up with?
None of the awnsers...in the NEXT installment!