Yu-Gi-Oh! Spectacular Sleepover

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Disclaimer: Silver does not own Yu-Gi-Oh, Duel Monsters, Dungeon Dice Monsters, Monster World, Cap Monsters, or anything Yu-Gi-Oh, except for her site ((http://mine.at/Bakura)). And even then, she does not taken credit for any of the screenshots or fanworks in her site. ^_^

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Author's Note: *Grins* 33 reviews. You guys make me so happy! ^________^ Ok, replying to some reviews:

BakaNeko-Chan: What exactly did Ryou tell as his story . . . ^-^' ' ' ' '

Me: O_O; Uh, I really don't want to say here, but no, Bakura is not gay, it was just a big misunderstanding involving some sake ((Japanese alcohol)).

Dustbunny690: Great chap. Bakura the ghost looking down Teas shirt, um and then him with Ryou i'm confused id he gay here or not. (heasd hurts from all the sick Bakura things.) But i could see him lookig down Teas shirt. lol. ^^

Me: Ok, well like I said above, Bakura isn't gay. *Huggles him protectively* And I thought someone would like that...

Saturn Imp: O_O Tea is EVIL!

Me: DUH!!! ^^ lol.

Akitosohma: Tea is gone, Mokuba is acting weird...I like it!

Me: ^-^ Yea!

Ok, that's it then. And on, ON WITH THE STORY!!! *Munches on a cookie* Hehe...

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Tea, Ryou, Y/M, and Yami have told their stories so far. Seto started to tell everyone about Mokuba and Rebecca again, but he was quickly gagged and thrown to the side before he could get in too many details. Anyway, it was Duke's turn...

Duke: It all started one dark, stormy evening. I was in my shop, tossing some dice around in a bored manner, when I heard someone knocking at my shop door. I could hear a woman's voice screaming above the shrieking wind. I ran as quickly as I could toward the door, and let her in. Gawd, was she a beauty! Long, blonde hair, skimpy outfit, purple eyes. Her make-up was smeared, but she still looked beautiful underneath. And that's when I met my first, true love.

Bakura: ((Grinning like an idiot)) Did you guys do it?

Ryou: (O_____O;;) BAKURA!?!

Duke: ((Glares)) Of COURSE!!! No one can resist my charm.

Serenity: (=_=;) I can.

Tristan: ((Clearing his throat)) Erm, Duke, did you find out the woman's name, by any chance?

Duke: Well, she was just a one-nighter, but yeah, I think her name was May. Something like that.

Tristan: Mai?

Duke: YEA! That's it!

Tristan: (O)_(O) Oh shit.

Yami: (O_O;;) You just might not want to mention that story around Joey, Duke.

Duke: ((Shrugs))

Isis: Hey wait, what was scary about THAT?!

Duke: Er...good question. (-_-;)

Everyone gives Duke a thumbs-down, and they move on to Yugi.

Yugi: ...and when I woke up in the morning, my grandfather was breathing heavily over me, and he kept on chanting, "Yami...Yaaaaaaaamiiiiiiii..."!!!

Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

Isis: ((Looks at Yami with pity)) Oh, you poor, poor thing.

Yami: ((Cries)) It's true. Oh so true. I completely forgot about what that dirty old man did to me! ((Hugs Isis))

Everyone votes for Yugi, except for Seto, who is still tied up, watching in horror as Mokuba eats s'more after s'more, seemingly forgetting about Rebecca. Then it was Serenity's turn. She proceeds to tell everyone about her experience at the hospital, and how it was so scary for her, not being able to see.

Serenity: So? What did you guys think?

Bakura: ((Asleep))

Y/M: ((Asleep))

Seto: ((Also asleep))

Ryou and Yugi: ((Clap uncertainly))

Tristan: ((Crying)) Oh, Serenity! You're an angel sent from Heaven to help me through these hard times we live in! Always, ALWAYS, I will cherish this story!

Tristan is the only one that ends up voting for Serenity, but hey, I wouldn't, either. *Nod* Then it's Tristan's turn.

Tristan: ...So, you know, Yugi, Tea, Ryou, and I are looking for Joey, and we haven't seen him for HOURS. We enter this cave, see, and...

He continues to tell about the booby traps set for the four of them ((that happens to be my favorite episode of all time! XD;; Ryou is sooooo funny, and completely out of character. ^_^;; )). Ryou and Yugi instantly give it a thumbs-up, but no one else really seems to think it's scary. Then it's on to Bakura...((sorry I've been cutting the stories short, but I want to get to my big idea before I forget it... =_=; ))

Bakura: ...((glares at everyone menacingly, fangs bared and red eyes glowing))...

Everyone: OO;;;;;;

Everyone votes for him, because they've been scared shitless. Well, except for Seto, who is still tied up.

Bakura: ((Lunges)) DIIIIIIIIIE, PATHETIC MORTAL!!!

Seto: ((Gagged)) (O________________O;;) Mrrph mmm muuuummmmr!?!

Seto gets the crap beat out of him, so now he can't even raise his thumb from his hand. Oh well. Serves you right, baka.

Bakura: ((Glaring at me))

Silver: .......................

Yugi: Well, that's everyone. Now, I guess we can all go inside and...

Isis: Hey, wait! You're forgetting about me!

Y/M: ((Groans)) Isis, we don't want to hear any more girls' stories! Frankly, they all suck!

Isis: (*_*;) B-b-but...I wanna...TELL MY STORYYY!!! WAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

Bakura: ((Cringing)) TURN IT OFF!!! TURN IT OFF, DAMN IT!!!

Yami: ((Grabbing her shoulders)) Ok sweetie you can tell your lovely little story then we'll all go inside ok OKAY?!

Isis: (^)_(^) Ok!

Everyone: Falls, anime-style!

Isis: It all started one cold, foggy night, 5000 years ago. I was standing on my balcony, looking out at the city, when I felt a hand touch my shoulder. I whirled around, and there was the pharoah. ((Winks at Yami suggestively))

Y/M: ((Catches the wink)) (O_______O;) Whoa, whoa, WHOA! Say what?!

Yami: ((Growls)) You wanna make something of it, blondie?!

Y/M: Bring it on, bitch!

The two go into an all-out fight, while Isis continues to tell her story. After a few minutes, Y/M is unconscience ((even though I feel he's stronger physically than Yami, but oh well, he cheated)).

Isis: And the next night, as I was waiting for my love to come for me, I felt a hand on my shoulder. But this hand was hot to my skin, not cool and pleasant like my love's. I turned around, and there was the infamous thief, Bakura!

Bakura: (^_^) That's me!

Yami: (._.) Say what?

Bakura: (O_O;;) Uh oh.

Once again, an all-out fight breaks out, while Isis continues to tell the story. Tristan and Duke, getting very frustrated about not being able to hear the "intimate" parts of the story, start arguing loudly. Isis, glaring at everyone, shouts over all their voices.

Isis: AND THEN, ON THE THIRD NIGHT, MY HOUSE WAS NOT INVADED, BUT MY BROTHER'S YAMI TOOK ADVANTAGE OF ME INSTEAD!!!

Yami and Bakura: (O_O) ???

Tristan and Duke: (O_O) !!!

Serenity: Ewwwwwww!!! He RAPED you?!

Yugi: Ryou, what is "raped"?

Ryou: (O_O;) SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!! Not listening!!!

Everyone ((now all are conscience)): AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! X_______X;

Everyone ends up voting for Isis's story. EVERYONE. Even Mokuba, who wasn't playing. I mean, come on, being raped by Y/M?! Ok, maybe you wouldn't mind, but Y/M is practically Isis's brother! Ewww...

Isis: ((Grinning insanely)) HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Did you REALLY think that story was true! It was all a lie, I tell you, a lie! Well, except for that part with the pharoah. ((Winks again))

Yami: ((Furious)) You LIED to me!!! How could you?!

Bakura: ((Holding an ice pack to his head)) Grrrrr... ((Ryou bandages his wounds))

Y/M: ((Fingering his Millenium Rod/Dagger))

Yugi: Well, since Isis won the game, she gets to have what she asked for earlier.

Duke: But Yugi, she didn't ask for anything.

Isis: Not true. I told you to come back to me.

Tristan: That's true. So I guess she gets to decide what she wants now.

Isis: Hmmm...what should I do...?

Isis begins to look around the living room, when she hears a CRASH! Everyone looks to the left of Isis, and behold...PEGASUS!!!

Pegasus: *Hiccup*

Ryou: Looks like he's drunk.

Yugi: Yes, but how?

Yami: (O_O;) Uh oh.

Yugi: ((Glaring)) Uh oh WHAT?

Yami: ((Gulps)) Erm, the wine cellar, Yugi. Remember how we used to lock it every time your grandfather went down there? Well, uh...I think I forgot to lock it the last time we shooed him out.

Pegasus: (^_______^) FUNNY BUNNY WHEE WHEE FUN!!!

Everyone: (O_O;)

Isis: ((Light bulb!))

Everyone else: ???

Slowly, Isis turns away from Pegasus, eyes slanted, psychotic look on her face.

Everyone: ((Freezes, not breathing))

Isis: I'M SICK AND TIRED OF YOU THREE ((that would be the yami-folk)) FIGHTING SO LOUD THAT NO ONE ELSE CAN HEAR MY STORY!!!

Tristan and Duke: YEAH!

Isis: AND I'M SICK AND TIRED OF YOU THREE ALWAYS TREATING US GIRLS LIKE CONCUBINES!!!

Serenity: YEAH!

Isis: SO NOW YOU'LL ALL HAVE TO SUFFER!!!

Yami, Bakura, and Y/M: ((Big gulp)) (O___________________O)

Isis: Yami, Bakura, Y/M. You three have to spend the night, sleeping with...HIM!

She points. All eyes follow her finger that is pointing at...

Y/M: (O__________________O) WHAT THE?!

Bakura: BLOODY HELL, NO F****** WAY!!!

Yami: Isis?!?! Why meeeeee?!

Isis: ((Snorts)) Sorry sweetie, but you weren't being very nice to me during the campfire. Besides, this'll give me a chance to catch up with Serenity and Mai...where is she anyway?

Yami: ((Grabbing her waist)) PLEEEEEEEEASE!!! (O_O)

Isis: No.

Bakura and Y/M: ((Grabbing her legs)) PLEEEEEEEEASE!!! (O_O) (O_O)

Isis: No. Now GET GOING!!!

The three yami-folk make a break for it, only to get tackled. Duke gets Y/M, Tristan gets Bakura, and Yugi/Ryou get Yami. The three are slowly hauled up the stairs and into a large bed 'n' bath room. Pegasus walks behind them, hiccuping and tripping along the way.

Pegasus: (*________*) ...gurgle... ((Drinks some more wine))

Isis and Serenity: ((Carrying more wine bottles)) (^_^) (^_^)

And so, the four are shoved into a room, with the wine bottles, and the door...LOCKED.

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^_^ Yea! And there's the end of Chapter 7. I know, I know, it wasn't funny at all, but I'll make it up to you guys in Chapter 8. You can imagine, that'll be fun. And our Three Stooges will be coming back. ^^ Oh yes, I will add my first chapter of the LOTR fanfic soon. Check it out, but it won't be any fun until Chapter 2. Sorry about that again! ^^;; Well, that's it then. 'Nara!

~*~Silver~*~