What? Yet another chapter? AND YOU THOUGHT ONE WAS ENOUGH! MWA-HAHAHAHAHAHA!

*Usagi chases Hotaru*
*Usagi tackles Hotaru*

*Hotaru thinks of how much Small Lady and Usagi are alike*
*Hotaru bluses*
*Usagi kisses Hotaru*

Chibi Chibi: O.O *runs away*

Kakyuu: Well that was certainly interesting.

Yaten: Stupid Earthlings, don't know what they want.

Kakyuu: I changed my mind, Yaten. I don't want to kiss you anymore. You slobber too much.

Yaten: WHAT? I don't slobber! I wasn't even opening my mouth!

Kakyuu: I've grown tired of you. Now scram!

*kakyuu makes waftures of the hand*

*Yaten sulks away*

Taiki: Well, THAT was a blow to the ego!

Yaten: I though you were having hot balding elephand sex with Ami and Makoto!

Taiki: *glare* Ami kept....*sniff*...ignoring me....*sniff*

*Taiki starts to cry*

Yaten: .......................stop it. Please.

*Taiki continues*

Yaten: For the love of god, stop.

Taiki: SHE DOESN'T LOVE ME!

*Taiki whines*
*Yatens face turns pink*
*Taiki continues to whine*
*Yatens face turns red*
*Taiki does not notice. Continues to whine about being alone forever and wallowing in his own sorrow*
*Yaten's face turns purple*

Taiki: I LOVE YOU AMI-CHAN! Don't let me *sniff* die....alone!

Yaten: ARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!
*Yatens head EXPLODES*

Taiki: O.O ..........................*screams* KAKYUU!!!! Come QUUUUICCCCK!

Kakyuu: ....................is this because I didn't want to kiss her anymore?

Taiki: Actually, my infernal whining was the final straw.

Kakyuu: ..........well, thats that then. Get her starseed. We can have it for lunch tomorrow!

Taiki: Yay! Can we eat Seiya's starseed, too?

Kakyuu: Of course!

*Taiki grins stupidly and stares into space*

Kakyuu: *evil cackle*
*Kakyuu sneaks up on Taiki*
Kakyuu: *CHOMP*
*Kakyuu bites A chunk out of Taiki's arm*

Taiki: PRINCESS! AHHHH! WHY?

*Minako and Rei run over*

Rei: Thats not Kakyuu!
*Rei throws piano on Kakyuu's head*
Minako:..........that was Kakyuu.

Taiki: NOOOOOO! You killed my PRINCESS!!!!!!!!!!!!! O.O *gawk* YOU'RE NAKED!

Rei: *blush* whoooopsiee.....*runs away*

Minako: Mweep! uhhhh.....what happened to my clothing?

Taiki: You shed it when doing naughty things with Rei over there.......

Minako: ohhhh....wait, you saw?

Taiki: Its no big deal. Everybody's doing it. I WAS, until.......*sniff*

Minako: Holy shit....we're horny little buggers, aren't we......AHHH! USAGI! YOU CAN'T DO THAT, HOTARU'S UNDERAGE!

*Minako dashes away*

Taiki: Now who will I whine to........?
End of Chapter 3.

.........is it just me, or have I set a new standard of stupidity?
another piece of crap by Allison. Wheee. Worship me. And Expect more. Mwa. Lots more.