Hotaru: Minakooooo, why'd you do that! I was getting some mighty hot moonie action!
Minako: I wanted a piece of it...
*Minako starts making out with Hotaru in a highly drooly fashion*
*Hotaru starts squirming and screaming*
Rei: Damn it, Minako, I was going to marry you, and you just HAD to go and molest children. You ruined our future!
Minako: O.O ITS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!
Rei: Then what the hell is it?
Minako: uhhhhh, she had food stuck in her teeth, and I was, uhhh.....removing it.....yeah....
Rei: Oh, well then that changed EVERYTHING!
*Rei takes Minako's hand*
*Minako and Rei run off into the sunset*
Taiki: Ohohohoho, why hello there, small female child...
Hotaru: Eeeep, do you want to take advantage of my youth and small stature aswell?
Taiki: ......huh?
Hotaru: I HEARD ABOUT YOU AND CHIBI CHIBI!
Taiki: O.o
Hotaru: O.O
Taiki: Ami is damn SEXAY!
Hotaru: Ya think?
*Taiki and Hotaru watch Ami and Makoto licking each other all over*
Hotaru: Wow, your right.
*Taiki drools*
Hotaru: Uhhh, are you alright?
*Taiki continues to drool*
Hotaru: would you like a tissue?
*Taiki starts foaming at her nose, mouth, and ears*
*Hotaru pokes Taiki*
*Taiki keels over*
Hotaru: *poke*.....*poke*.....*poke.....
*poke*
*poke*
*poke*
*poke*

Hotaru:......I think Taiki died!
Usagi: Nobody liked her anyways. Now get back here, my underage love slave!
Hotaru: tehehehe, yes, princess!

End of Chapter 4.

Wow. Did I really kill off all of the 3 lights? They're my favorite characters......

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