Yu-Gi-Oh! Spectacular Sleepover

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Disclaimer: Silver does not own Yu-Gi-Oh, Duel Monsters, Dungeon Dice Monsters, Monster World, Cap Monsters, or anything Yu-Gi-Oh, except for her site ((http://mine.at/Bakura)). And even then, she does not taken credit for any of the screenshots or fanworks in her site. ^_^

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Author's Note: ^_____________^ Yoo hoo! How is everyone?! Well, just as I promised, I'm back tonight to write chapter 9! I haven't planned anything, just like all my other chapters, but hopefully something good will happen. Now, to check my revi--- O_________O AAAAAAAAH! 45 reviews?! What da... *Dies* X_X

Assistant Author's Note: ^-^; Eh heh heh...hello, everyone. This is Ryou. It seems that Silver has been drinking too much hot chocolate lately...well, hopefully she'll wake up soon. I couldn't possibly narrate as well as her. *Adorable smile, y'all!* Well then, before I get started, I'll answer some reviews...

LilK9Girl13 n' AznAngel21: KILL PEGASUS!

Ryou: Hmmm...well now, that's not really my job, but I suppose I could find someone to do that for y--- *Looks over to his right, and sees a furious Whitney glaring at him, drinking rum and snarling* O_____O Then again, why don't we keep him for now?!

Whitney: And how about you change him from being gay while your at it, eh, eh?!

Ryou: =_= Silver, Silver, Silver...

Saturn Imp: O_O That wasn't right! Poor Baku-chan! Update please. Oh yeah! Check out my site! It's above my bio. You'll like the Ryou pics.

Ryou: Hmmm...alright then. *Visits her site, talking out loud to himself* My my, these are lovely pictures! Did you draw these yourself, Saturn? ^-^ Ooh, hey, there's one of me!

Silver: O_________________O OH MY RA, NO FRIGGIN' WAY!!!

Ryou: X_________X;;

Silver: ^^; Gee, Saturn, these really are nice. Lemme know next time you review, kk? ^^

Author's Note: Well then, ON WITH THE STORY!!!

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All is quiet in Yugi's house. Yugi, Ryou, Tristan, Duke, Seto, Mokuba, and Mr. Mutou are asleep. Serenity and Isis continue to relax in the master bathroom. Yes, all is finally quiet in Yugi's house.

Bakura: OH DEAR RAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Silver: (O__________O;;) Meh poor baby! ((Runs upstairs, only to get tackled by Malik))

Malik: (^_______^) Gotcha!

Silver: ((O))_((O)) Malik, get off of me! I've got a bishie to save!

Malik: Nope, sorry, but we can't allow you to interfere with our plans.

Silver: Interfere? Plans? WE?!

Joey and Mai come up from behind, grinning at the narrator.

Joey: You see, Silver...we don't like how you've been narrating lately. In fact, we hate it.

Mai: So you see, Silver...we can't let this go on for any longer.

Silver: (O_______________________O)

Malik: GET HER!!!

The three dog-pile Silver, whipping out some things hiden behind their backs...

Silver: (*_______*) BLOODY HELL!!!

Mai: (^______^) You don't look so *snicker* bad in lipstick, Silver. *Snicker*

When the three back up, Silver, I mean, I, am completely covered in lipstick, mascara, powder, nail polish, and all those other evil things that should never be messed with.

Silver: (;__;) *Whimper*

Hey, wait a second! What the hell am I doing?! Since I wrote a script, I could just change this all around!

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Silver sprouts wings and flies out of the house, landing quietly on the roof.

Silver: (^________^) Hee hee, much better.

A washcloth magically wipes all the evil substances off of her body.

Silver: (^___~) Ok then, let's see how the yami-folk are faring...

Bakura and Y/M: ((Shaking with fear behind Yami))

Yami: ((Struggles as he tries to get the two in front of him, all the while keeping his eyes on Pegasus as he showly advances...))

Pegasus: (^____________________________^) *Hic*

Bakura: Pharoah, do something!

Yami: (O____O) Like WHAT?! I'm only human, you know!

Y/M: Mind-crush him, dumbass!

Yami: Hmmm...well, alright then.

Yami prepares to mind-crush Pegasus when a rabid fan girl flies out of no where and slams into Yami.

Rabid Fan Girl ((aka Whitney)): Noooooooooooooooooo!!! ((Tackle))

Yami: (X____________X) ouch...

Whitney: No hurt my baby!

Bakura: ((Growls)) But Whitney, we've got to stop him from...((Shudders))

Y/M: ((Starts to cry)) Whiiiiiiiiitneeeeeeeeeey, there's got to be SOMETHING you can do!

Whitney: Hmmm...well, maybe if he wasn't GAY ((Glares through the ceiling at a laughing Silver)) he wouldn't advance on you three like this.

Yami: Yeah, but you can't just "straighten" a guy out, if you know what I mean.

Whitney: And why not? This is a fanfiction. You can do anything in a fanfiction!

Y/M: Not us. Just you weird, manipulative, back-stabbing... ((Shuts up when he sees her death-glare))

Whitney: Hey, I know!

Whitney disappears for a moment, then reappears, dropping some money as she runs toward the yami-folk.

Whitney: I got it!

Bakura: Got what?

Whitney: ((Holds out a can. It's labeled "Flaming Spray")) Well, I went to Wal-Mart, and they had an entire aisle of spray! So I figured that if I sprayed Pegasus with "Flaming" spray, then he'd de-gayitize, and be super SUPER sexy!

Yami: ((Hugs)) (^_________^) You're my hero!

Whitney: (^^;) Yeah yeah, ok. Well, let's give it a shot then!

As Pegasus continues to advance, and the yami-folk cover in a corner, Whitney the Brave puts herself between them. Pushing down on the top, spray comes out, settling all over Pegasus.

Pegasus: ....................

Whitney: ?

Yami-Folk: ?

Pegasus: ............FUNNY BUNNY BUNNY FWEEEEEEEE!!!

Whitney: Don't worry, guys. He's still drunk. But he should be fi---.

Pegasus: ((Spots the Yami-Folk)) =3 Well, hello there, my dears. My, you certainly are handsome looking boys, aren't you? My, what I wouldn't do to get my hands all over your...

Yami-Folk: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

Whitney shifts the bottle in her hands, moving her thumb to reveal the FULL label. "Flamingly Gay Spray"!!!

Whitney: ............ (O____O) Uh...oh. OOPS! ((Flees))

Pegasus: ((Charges))

Yami: AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! ((Screams as he jumps 10 feet off the ground and grabs the ceiling fan above him))

Y/M: Damn, Pharoah, that was pretty good.

Bakura: (O________O) Uh...oh...((Runs for the bathroom, and quickly locks the door behind him))

Y/M: ((Staring at Pegasus as he closes in, knowing he's doomed)) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

He closes his eyes, waiting for...well, whatever is bound to happen. But instead, there comes a war cry, a loud, blood-curdling scream, ripping sounds, and silence.

Yami: ((Still holding onto the fan)) (O_________________________O) Dear...Ra...

Y/M: ((Slowly opens his eyes)) .......... (._.) (((O)))_(((O))) Whaaaaaaaaaa?!

Before the two yami-folk...is a dead Pegasus. And still clawing at his face...is...

Rabid Fan Girl ((aka Sara)): ....................

Bakura: ((Walking out of the bathroom)) Hmmm, awfully quiet in heeeere?! (O__________O;;)

Yami-Folk: (O____________O) ((Slowly walks out of the bedroom, staring all the while at Sara)).

Yami: ((Slamming the door behind him)) Sheesh! What was THAT all about?!

Y/M: Another rabid fan girl?

Bakura: Guess so. She must like you, Y/M. ((Grins, and nudges, winking and "Reowing"))

Y/M: (=____=;) Ok, lay off already. Let's just get some rest. I'm too tired to do anything else for this evening.

Yami: ((Yawns)) Ah, same here.

Yami-Folk: ..............................((Make a mad dash for the master bedroom))

Yami, Bakura, and Y/M are almost at the doors when Isis, wrapped in a small towel, opens one of the doors, clobbering Bakura.

Bakura: (@_______________@) ouch... ((Faints))

Isis: (O______O) Erm...

Yami: ((Takes a look at Isis and quickly shuts his eyes and turns around))

Y/M: (O____________O) Er...sister?

Isis: ((Glares at Y/M)) I'm not your sister, you pervert! This bedroom's taken. Now go! GOOOOOOO!!!

Y/M: ((Nods quickly, and takes off))

Isis looks around really quickly, to make sure no one else is around, and closes the door behind her ((Serenity is still taking a bath)). She taps Yami, and gets no response. Yami keeps his eyes closed very tightly.

Isis: (^______^) Awww...silly, you talk all big, but when you get the real thing, you're just as shy as poor Ryou! Wait here a second...

She goes back into the room, quickly changes, and comes back out. Yami opens his eyes, and seeing her, smiles.

Yami: ((Trying to act all cool again)) Well, hello there, Isis. Up a bit late, aren't you. ((Deep chuckle))

Isis: ((Smiles)) Why don't we go outside, my Pharoah. ((Purrs))

Yami: (^_____________________^) O...kay kay!

Grabs her hand, and runs down the stairs as quickly as he can. The two rush past three sleeping figures, whom they figured were Yugi and Ryou...but as they glide past, two pairs of purple eyes and one pair of brown eyes open. The three, two male and one female, chuckle, and split up. One heads after the "lovebirds", and the other two head for the basement.

Tristan: ((Snooooooooooooooore))

Duke: ((Snooooooooooooooore))

Mr. Mutou: ((Snooooooooooooooore, holding a beer bottle in one hand and the remote in the other))

Mai: ((Coughs quietly, waving her hand in front of her face))

Joey: ((Gestures for her to be quiet, and whips out the shaving cream, smearing it all over Tristan's face))

Mai: ((Covers her mouth, her body shaking trying to keep the laughter in. Grabs some of the porno movies, batting Joey away from them, and places them all around Duke))

Joey: ((Whispers)) What should we do about Mr. Mutou?

Mai: ((Whispers back)) Nothing, I guess. We don't want to give him a heart attack.

Joey: ((Nods))

The two head upstairs. Meanwhile...

Yami: ((Heart-filled eyes))

Isis: Puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurr. ((Scratches his shirt slowly))

The two are lying on the grass, looking up at the stars. Yami, though he's loving every minute of this, is extremely tired from trying to fight off Pegasus.

Yami: ((YAWN))

Isis: ((Looks up at him)) Something wrong?

Yami: Hmmm? Oh, no. I'm just...very tired, that's all.

Isis: Oh. ((Looks a little disappointed))

Yami: ...................zzz...

Isis: ((Whacks him))

Yami: Huh, who, wha?! Owww... (X_X) I'm sorry, Isis, but I'm just sooooooo tired.

Isis: ((Smiles)) Oh, that's ok. I am too. Guess we should both get some sleep then. We'll just stay out here for...a little...while...long...longer. Zzzzzzz...

The two "lovebirds" fall asleep under a tree. The perfect opportunity for Malik. Grinning, he slips past the two, climbs up the tree ((though with much difficulty, since they don't have many oak trees in Egypt)), and secures a bucket of water over Isis.

Malik: ((Snickers))

He begins to climb down, when he suddenly slips, and comes crashing to the ground. Yami begins to stir, and Malik gets ready for a beating when he is discovered. But it never happens. A form quickly grabs Malik by the shirt and drags him behind the tree.

Malik: ((Holding his breath))

Yami: .............................((Sigh))...zzz.

Malik: Phew. Hey, whoever you are, I just wanted to tha---. (O______O) ((GULP))

Rabid Fan Girl: (O________________________________________________O) ((I think that's the biggest "stare" face I've done this entire fanfiction. ^^; )).

Malik: Ummm...ok...who...in Ra's name...are you?

Rabid Fan Girl ((aka Hannah)): My name is of no concern to you. Uh, sir. Could you...please...just, talk?

Malik: .......?

Hannah: Please? Could you just...say something? Anything? I just want...to hear your voice.

Malik: (O___O;) Ok...so, then, No-Name, why did you save me back there?

Hannah: ((Big smile on her face, she shakes her head)) Er...I need your help?

Malik: My help?

Hannah: Yes.

Malik: MY help? Why ME?

Hannah: Because you have a Millenium item.

Malik: Yami's not nearly as dangerous as me, though. Wouldn't you be safer risking, whatever you're planning on doing, with him?

Hannah: ((Grins)) No, I really want to see where this prank is going. Anyway, I need you to help me get back at Silver.

Malik: Silver?

Hannah: Yes. You see, Malik... ((Clutches her hands, bowing her head, then looking at him with big, watery, chibi eyes)) ...yesterday at school, I was walking to class, when out of no where, she splashed me with water. Simply grabbed her water bottle, and got me all wet, on a cold, November afternoon, and laughed all the while. ((Starts to cry)) She just...LEFT me there. And I STILL have water in my ear. ((Tears start to roll down her cheeks)).

Malik: (;_________;) How horrible. You were just a loyal fan of mine and for no reason at all, Silver got water in your ear, thus preventing you from properly hearing my wonderful, sexy voice. Well, cry no longer, Hannah! Silver is our next target!

Hannah: (^__________^) ((Thinking: MWAHAHAHAHA!!! I'm using your trademark laugh, and I don't give a damn, Silver! MWAHAHAHAHA!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!))

As the two slip away, heading for the side of the house, two cloaked figures watch from a peephole in the fence, and chuckle quietly to themselves...

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*Rubs eyes* Whoa! That was a long chapter! But hey, I promised I would include the yami-folk and the Three Stooges, plus surprise guests ((which you now know to be some of my friends from school)).

So the good news is that I wrote a long chapter. The bad news is that I will now be gone until next Wednesday ((one week from now, November 12th)). I'll be at my dad's, so I'll come up with ideas while I'm there, but that's about all I can do, since the internet there is totally unreliable. =_=; Which means my site will also be left for a while. But, you guys could make me the happiest person in the world! Right now, I have a total of 862 visitors that have visited my site since I opened it almost 4 months ago. If I could get the big 1000 while I'm gone...that would definitely make me the happiest person in the world, EVER! I don't expect it to happen, but if it does...well, I promise I'll work much harder at fixing the site, and writing more for the fanfiction. As it is, this fanfiction is coming to a close, but I plan on writing a new one, the one I mentioned in Chapter 1, with Whitney and Hannah. ^________^

Anyway, my web site's URL is http://mine.at/Bakura, if you would like to visit. So until next week, 'nara!

~*~Silver~*~