What What What? Taiki is alive and well!
*Chibi Chibi runs up to emo!Taiki*
Taiki: I'm sad and lonely....
Chibi Chibi: Lonely? O.o
Taiki: Its because I'm pathetic, nobody loves me!
Chibi Chibi: Taiki is....pathetic? Pathetic?
Taiki: Awww, how cute.....
*Look of realization comes to Chibi Chibi's face*
Chibi Chibi: Taiki is bad in bed! Wheeeee! BAD IN BED!
Taiki: O.O LOOK WHO'S TALKING! Usagi TOLD me all about YOUR sex life....Ms. I LIKE TO HUMP THE COUCH IN THE LIVING ROOM WHEN GRANDMA IS OVER!
*tears well up in Chibi Chibi's eyes*
*Chibi Chibi starts to cry*
Chibi Chibi: Lonely.....!
Taiki: Awwww, I'm sorry, I lost my temper.
*Taiki hugs Chibi Chibi*
*Minako appears out of nowhere*
*Minako slaps Taiki*
Minako: DON'T RAPE BABIES!
Taiki: What? I just hugged her!
Minako: LIAR! I KNOW YOU HAVE THE HOTS FOR HER! I SAW YOU AT THE SCHOOL FESTIVAL! If Mako hadn't been there.......
Taiki: What? I was just trying to get the.....*gawk* YOUR STILL NAKED!
Minako: DAMN IT! Why do I keep having sex with Rei? I THOUGHT I WAS STRAIT!
Taiki: Your obviously a lesbian. ALL the fangirls know it.
Minako: ..............what?
Taiki: Don't play dumb with me. I know you fancy the ladies!
Minako: Just because you fancy little girls, doesn't mean I do too.
Taiki: I can see it in your eyes!
At that moment, Minako realized how dead sexy Taiki is. She jumped upon her, and they started going at it like donkeys in heat, leaving Rei sad and alone.
Rei: Oh, Minako, perfect clone of my love, Usagi....thou hadst left me!
*Usagi humps Rei's lag*
Rei: Way to RUIN my angst moment. I hardly had any all season, and the moment the opportunity comes up, you RUIN it by fulfilling my wildest leg-humping fantasies. DAMN YOU!
Usagi: ....so, you won't pleasure me in ways I've never dreamed of, like it said you wanted too in your diary?
Rei: Baaah. I didn't say that.
Usagi: So, you will or you wont?
Rei: Oh, I most definately will....
At that very moment, Usagi and Rei started going at it like lesbian naked mole rats!
Inspired by that, Minako and Taiki molested Chibi Chibi...itogether./i (isn't that sweet?)
The end....or is it?
*Chibi Chibi runs up to emo!Taiki*
Taiki: I'm sad and lonely....
Chibi Chibi: Lonely? O.o
Taiki: Its because I'm pathetic, nobody loves me!
Chibi Chibi: Taiki is....pathetic? Pathetic?
Taiki: Awww, how cute.....
*Look of realization comes to Chibi Chibi's face*
Chibi Chibi: Taiki is bad in bed! Wheeeee! BAD IN BED!
Taiki: O.O LOOK WHO'S TALKING! Usagi TOLD me all about YOUR sex life....Ms. I LIKE TO HUMP THE COUCH IN THE LIVING ROOM WHEN GRANDMA IS OVER!
*tears well up in Chibi Chibi's eyes*
*Chibi Chibi starts to cry*
Chibi Chibi: Lonely.....!
Taiki: Awwww, I'm sorry, I lost my temper.
*Taiki hugs Chibi Chibi*
*Minako appears out of nowhere*
*Minako slaps Taiki*
Minako: DON'T RAPE BABIES!
Taiki: What? I just hugged her!
Minako: LIAR! I KNOW YOU HAVE THE HOTS FOR HER! I SAW YOU AT THE SCHOOL FESTIVAL! If Mako hadn't been there.......
Taiki: What? I was just trying to get the.....*gawk* YOUR STILL NAKED!
Minako: DAMN IT! Why do I keep having sex with Rei? I THOUGHT I WAS STRAIT!
Taiki: Your obviously a lesbian. ALL the fangirls know it.
Minako: ..............what?
Taiki: Don't play dumb with me. I know you fancy the ladies!
Minako: Just because you fancy little girls, doesn't mean I do too.
Taiki: I can see it in your eyes!
At that moment, Minako realized how dead sexy Taiki is. She jumped upon her, and they started going at it like donkeys in heat, leaving Rei sad and alone.
Rei: Oh, Minako, perfect clone of my love, Usagi....thou hadst left me!
*Usagi humps Rei's lag*
Rei: Way to RUIN my angst moment. I hardly had any all season, and the moment the opportunity comes up, you RUIN it by fulfilling my wildest leg-humping fantasies. DAMN YOU!
Usagi: ....so, you won't pleasure me in ways I've never dreamed of, like it said you wanted too in your diary?
Rei: Baaah. I didn't say that.
Usagi: So, you will or you wont?
Rei: Oh, I most definately will....
At that very moment, Usagi and Rei started going at it like lesbian naked mole rats!
Inspired by that, Minako and Taiki molested Chibi Chibi...itogether./i (isn't that sweet?)
The end....or is it?