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Pulling Teeth
Megatron sat at his computer, looking through the various reports sent to him from the rest of the Decepticons.
"Hmmm...Soundwave, Hook, Shockwave, Starscream... Wait, Starscream? He didn't have a report to write."
Megatron opened the file and was greeted to what looked like song lyrics.
"I'm all busted up
Broken plates and nasty dents
ACCIDENTS WILL HAPPEN
But this time I can't get up
He comes to check on me
MAKING sure I'm on my knees
After all He's the one
Who put me in this STATE Is He ULTRA-VIOLENT?
Is He DISTURBED?
I better tell him I'm loyal to him
Before he does it all over again
OH PRIMUS, HE'S KILLING ME!!!
For now I'll lie around
Heck, that's all I can really do
He takes good care of me
Just keep saying my LOYALTY'S TRUE
Is He ULTRA-VIOLENT?
Is He DISTURBED?
I better tell him I'm loyal to him
Before he does it all over again
OH PRIMUS, HE'S KILLING ME!!!
Looking out my porthole for
Fish that are passing by
No one knows I'm LOCKED in here
All I do is cry
For now I'll lie around
heck, that's all I can really do
He takes good care of me
Just keep saying my LOYALTY'S TRUE"
Megatron looked over the words one more time and let a small smile play over his lips as he shut down the computer and started to walk to a recuperating Starscream's quarters. "Starscream, this is one of the small reasons I keep you around. You always have a way with words." Lyrics (c) Greenday. Some filking by Seekerfemmedraca
Pulling Teeth
Megatron sat at his computer, looking through the various reports sent to him from the rest of the Decepticons.
"Hmmm...Soundwave, Hook, Shockwave, Starscream... Wait, Starscream? He didn't have a report to write."
Megatron opened the file and was greeted to what looked like song lyrics.
"I'm all busted up
Broken plates and nasty dents
ACCIDENTS WILL HAPPEN
But this time I can't get up
He comes to check on me
MAKING sure I'm on my knees
After all He's the one
Who put me in this STATE Is He ULTRA-VIOLENT?
Is He DISTURBED?
I better tell him I'm loyal to him
Before he does it all over again
OH PRIMUS, HE'S KILLING ME!!!
For now I'll lie around
Heck, that's all I can really do
He takes good care of me
Just keep saying my LOYALTY'S TRUE
Is He ULTRA-VIOLENT?
Is He DISTURBED?
I better tell him I'm loyal to him
Before he does it all over again
OH PRIMUS, HE'S KILLING ME!!!
Looking out my porthole for
Fish that are passing by
No one knows I'm LOCKED in here
All I do is cry
For now I'll lie around
heck, that's all I can really do
He takes good care of me
Just keep saying my LOYALTY'S TRUE"
Megatron looked over the words one more time and let a small smile play over his lips as he shut down the computer and started to walk to a recuperating Starscream's quarters. "Starscream, this is one of the small reasons I keep you around. You always have a way with words." Lyrics (c) Greenday. Some filking by Seekerfemmedraca