The Gimboidian Sisterhood of Fantastical Tales
Disclaimer: We do not own Harry Potter in anyway or form, please don't sue us as we are poor and one of us is a hostie. Therefore you should pity us, and those that live with us ;-)
A/N: We are insane...well technically I (Caroline) am the only one seriously suffering from insanity. OK time to put one of my fave sayings in.... I'm not suffering from insanity...I'm enjoying every minute of it!! Hehehehe...OK about now I should be entering something about flaming us, do if your stupid enough but please, please review us. Not that I expect you to...
CHAPTER ONE: One Sunday morning whilst reading Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, Caroline was divinely inspired and decided that she was a witch. She had to tell someone about her revelation so she rang up one of her best friends Jess.
Phone rings and is picked up by a person who answers with an almost inaudible grunt
"Ungh,"
"Hi Nick, can please speak to Jess?"
~ In distance you can hear a muffled yell 'OI SMEGHEAD PHONE!' ~
"FINE! FUCK OFF NICK! Hang up! Oh hi Caroline!"
"Hi Jess. I've had a revelation,"
"Really, what is it this time?" Jess said mockingly,
"I'm a witch,
"Ah-huh, I'm sure that's very exciting for you,"
"No really, this one's a keeper,"
"Yeah like the last time,"
"What's your point?"
"Well last time this happened you ended up in a mermaid costume, singing "Under the Sea" at the top of your lungs."
"And?"
"And I was totally humiliated you fuckwit!"
"I was going through a phase."
"Caroline, that wasn't a phase you're fucking crazy!"
"No really it's over, I'm over it it's gone, it's in my past."
"It bloody-well better be!"
"It is, really."
"O.K then." Jessica's voice brightened considerably "So how are you getting us to London by tomorrow anyway?"
"Oh I have contacts, contacts that not even Interpol will be able to find,"
"And why would that be," said Jess whose voice had returned to it's usual tone of slight mockery,
"They're so incompetent they're practically invisible!"
"Call me when you're done then, tata."
"Bye."
~ Caroline calls the rest of her friends but leaves the convincing of Holly to Jess, who is very good at arguing, and especially with Holly. ~
***
The next day after Caroline had miraculously procured five business class tickets to London, England. We will use this convenient opportunity to describe our five heroines (that doesn't mean they're pills...moron). They are all 14-year-old girls. Caroline is tallish, with long rusty-brown hair and green-blue eye. Jessica is a short Singaporean, with brown eyes and non- retarded tiger stripes going through her short dark brown hair. Holly is taller than the rest, with long light-blonde hair and Grey-blue eyes. Rebecca is of average height with jaw-length brown hair and blue eyes. And Melissa is fairly short with mouse-brown pony-tailed hair and blue rectangle glasses. Their personalities contradicted their fairly innocent looks, (upon hearing this one of the authors [cough Jessica cough] was deeply dismayed and decided that she needed to get her death-look on, making Caroline laugh at her evil glare) the joint features of Caroline and Jessica include: sadism, sarcasm, quick wit (we're good with comebacks), with a sense of humour veering toward the mocking, ridiculous and random. Jessica is also prone to rage and violence. Holly is cheerful, optimistic, funny and often purposely annoying and prone to having fights with Jessica just for that sake. Rebecca is rebellious, sardonic and full of false heartiness. Melissa is the quietest, but she's funny (she does a killer leprechaun impression) and she has a truly delightful streak of evil in her.
A/N2: Review us you fuckwits or be doomed to pay the price of ah...the Taco Song sung over and over for a week nonstop, and trust me we can do it. Flame us and well let me put it this way...other than the fact that we could use the entertainment we need someone other than Charmaine and Ashleigh to mock. Not that it's not fun but well people need variety in their life...
Disclaimer: We do not own Harry Potter in anyway or form, please don't sue us as we are poor and one of us is a hostie. Therefore you should pity us, and those that live with us ;-)
A/N: We are insane...well technically I (Caroline) am the only one seriously suffering from insanity. OK time to put one of my fave sayings in.... I'm not suffering from insanity...I'm enjoying every minute of it!! Hehehehe...OK about now I should be entering something about flaming us, do if your stupid enough but please, please review us. Not that I expect you to...
CHAPTER ONE: One Sunday morning whilst reading Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, Caroline was divinely inspired and decided that she was a witch. She had to tell someone about her revelation so she rang up one of her best friends Jess.
Phone rings and is picked up by a person who answers with an almost inaudible grunt
"Ungh,"
"Hi Nick, can please speak to Jess?"
~ In distance you can hear a muffled yell 'OI SMEGHEAD PHONE!' ~
"FINE! FUCK OFF NICK! Hang up! Oh hi Caroline!"
"Hi Jess. I've had a revelation,"
"Really, what is it this time?" Jess said mockingly,
"I'm a witch,
"Ah-huh, I'm sure that's very exciting for you,"
"No really, this one's a keeper,"
"Yeah like the last time,"
"What's your point?"
"Well last time this happened you ended up in a mermaid costume, singing "Under the Sea" at the top of your lungs."
"And?"
"And I was totally humiliated you fuckwit!"
"I was going through a phase."
"Caroline, that wasn't a phase you're fucking crazy!"
"No really it's over, I'm over it it's gone, it's in my past."
"It bloody-well better be!"
"It is, really."
"O.K then." Jessica's voice brightened considerably "So how are you getting us to London by tomorrow anyway?"
"Oh I have contacts, contacts that not even Interpol will be able to find,"
"And why would that be," said Jess whose voice had returned to it's usual tone of slight mockery,
"They're so incompetent they're practically invisible!"
"Call me when you're done then, tata."
"Bye."
~ Caroline calls the rest of her friends but leaves the convincing of Holly to Jess, who is very good at arguing, and especially with Holly. ~
***
The next day after Caroline had miraculously procured five business class tickets to London, England. We will use this convenient opportunity to describe our five heroines (that doesn't mean they're pills...moron). They are all 14-year-old girls. Caroline is tallish, with long rusty-brown hair and green-blue eye. Jessica is a short Singaporean, with brown eyes and non- retarded tiger stripes going through her short dark brown hair. Holly is taller than the rest, with long light-blonde hair and Grey-blue eyes. Rebecca is of average height with jaw-length brown hair and blue eyes. And Melissa is fairly short with mouse-brown pony-tailed hair and blue rectangle glasses. Their personalities contradicted their fairly innocent looks, (upon hearing this one of the authors [cough Jessica cough] was deeply dismayed and decided that she needed to get her death-look on, making Caroline laugh at her evil glare) the joint features of Caroline and Jessica include: sadism, sarcasm, quick wit (we're good with comebacks), with a sense of humour veering toward the mocking, ridiculous and random. Jessica is also prone to rage and violence. Holly is cheerful, optimistic, funny and often purposely annoying and prone to having fights with Jessica just for that sake. Rebecca is rebellious, sardonic and full of false heartiness. Melissa is the quietest, but she's funny (she does a killer leprechaun impression) and she has a truly delightful streak of evil in her.
A/N2: Review us you fuckwits or be doomed to pay the price of ah...the Taco Song sung over and over for a week nonstop, and trust me we can do it. Flame us and well let me put it this way...other than the fact that we could use the entertainment we need someone other than Charmaine and Ashleigh to mock. Not that it's not fun but well people need variety in their life...