Disclaimer: Like I said in the last chapter! I DO NOT OWN INUYASHA! RUMIKO TAKANASHI (I think that's how you spell it) DOES SO DON'T SUE ME!

A/N: Thanks to those who like the story! I'm sorry I should have specified! Kikyo has been trying to get Inuyasha in bed, she has not succeeded!

The Love Letter!

Sango heard Kagome's scream all the way to her locker. Which sent her running, knocking and trampling a couple of people in the process.

"SORRY!" she screamed as she ran. She rounded the corner only to see Kagome standing at her locker with…

'Is that… Kagome wi-' She was cut off when she heard Kagome say something else

"DAMN YOU INUYASHA! DAMN YOU TO HELL!"

"Kagome, what happened to you? Your covered in that wet dog food stuff!"

"Take a guess!" She screamed.

"…."

"Sango! I had clean up duty with him after school yesterday!"

"You mean Inuyasha?"

"No Sango, I'm talking about the Fucking Man on the Moon! Yes Inuyasha! He rigged my locker! That Bastard is going to get it!" Kagome screamed through gritted teeth.

"What should we do? I mean that was a good prank."

"Well, I have a plan."

"Do I even want to know about your plan?" She was starting to get very nervous, she didn't like the look in Kagome's eyes.

"Oh, trust me your going to want to be part of this. You know how the school slut Kikyo likes Inuyasha?"

"Yeah"

Kagome leaned over and whispered into Sango's ear. The frown that was on Sango's face was replaced by a very wicked grin.

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Kagome and Sango walked into their next class. And like always, their was Miroku, sitting on Sango's desk. Sango sighed and walked up to him.

"Kagome, what happened to you?!" Miroku screamed.

"Now Miroku, we know you had something to do with my rigged locker," Kagome noted that Miroku's face suddenly went pale, 'So he did have something to do with it!' "But I am a forgiving person. But it will cost you."

Kagome looked at Sango, Sango nodded. "Miroku…honey, your best friends with Inuyasha Right?" she asked him seductively.

"….Yeah"

She went over to where he was sitting, and sat on his lap. "You usually go to his house, right?"

"Y-yeah."

"Could you do me a favor?"

"Depends on what it is."

"I'll make it worth your while."

Some pretty dirty thoughts of what Sango just said started to run through Miroku's mind. He snapped out of his trance when he heard her talking again.

"Could you give me his address, and which room his is?"

"For what?" he asked suspiciously.

"We want to give him a little present" Sango said while she played with the little ponytail at the nape of his neck.

"Do you have pen and paper?" he asked

Kagome handed Miroku the pen and paper. While he was writing, Kagome winked at Sango who returned her wink with a death glare. Miroku saw the death glare that Sango gave Kagome. 'Do they both like me? They must otherwise why would they be winking and giving each other death glares?'

"Thank you Miroku. You better get going our you be late for your class." He was about to move when Sango, leaned forward and planted a firm kiss on lips. He was surprised at first, few girls had ever made a move on him, and when they did he always thought of them as how do you say this? Sluts? No, he could never think of Sango as a slut. She was intelligent, beautiful, and graceful. He had to stop this kiss, before he let his emotions got the better of him. He could already feel himself getting hard.

Sango felt it too. She was disgusted and a little jealous. 'How many girls have ever made him like this? Probably every single one of them! He's such a man Whore! Well…he's a cute man wh- wait what the FUCK am I thinking! KAGOME! This is your fault! Your so going to pay me for this!' Sango pulled away from Miroku, instantly regretting the loss of his warmth.

"Miroku, don't you need to get going?" asked Ms. Kaeda. Sango quickly jumped off of Miroku's lap, blushing furiously.

"U-u-u-mmmmm, what?" he stuttered.

"What's with you Miroku? Did you enjoy the kiss? Cuz I think that Sango di-" She didn't get to finish due to Sango's elbow in her stomach. "Damn Sango, no need to be so fucking violent!" she screamed, still gasping for air.

"Miroku, I think that you better get to class or you'll be late, we'll discuss your payment later. And besides your still sitting in my spot." Sango pointed to him, a little smile gracing her lips.

Miroku slowly got up, he was walking funny, and he had this dazed look on his face.

Kagome watched Miroku leave. She slowly turned around to an enraged Sango.

"Kagome! That little show is going to cost you a pretty penny!"

"I'll only give you $10 but that's it."

"$20 and we have a deal."

"No, Sango your forgetting something. I didn't say to kiss him, I just said sit in his lap. So……do you like him?"

'SHIT! Now I'm never going to live it down! I don't like him, at least I don't think so.'

Kagome watched as Sango silently battled with her self over the kiss, she was getting a little impatient with her so she had to interrupt. "Sango should we start with our revenge?"

"huh? Oh sure."

"Now, do you have the envelope with the hearts?" Sango nodded and handed her the little envelope. It had pink and purple hearts on it with the name 'Kikyo' in bold red letters. 'Oh yeah, this is going to be a great prank, he'll wish he was never born!' Kagome started to giggle evilly, which attracted the attention of almost everyone in the room, except for Ms. Kaeda. She was a little death in both ears. You could call her a 'big ass son of a bitch' and she would be like ' oh yes the sunset on a beach is beautiful.'

"When are we going to give it to her? I mean she'll know it's a trick if we give it to her."

"I know that's why we'll have…." she quickly looked around the room and found the perfect suspect. "how about we have Hojo give Kikyo the card?"

"Okay, so when do we have him give her the card?"

"hmmmm…. How about after lunch? I mean that should give her plenty of time to get ready. And be in his room before 5."

"Now we gotta figure out what to write." She said with worry.

"oh, don't worry I know just what to write." she gave Sango a wicked grin.

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Kagome walked into Mr. Myoga's room. The room was a complete mess. She looked into the corner and saw that Inuyasha had already started to clean up. He was currently holding a huge pile of papers. 'not for long!'

"INUYASHA!" Kagome screamed. He was so startled that he ended up throwing all the papers up in the air.

"GOD DAMN IT KAGOME! DON'T DO THAT AGAIN!" He screamed.

'This is my chance to show my little trick.' Kagome took one look at the mess and lifted her left hand and a little purple light shot out from it.

"What the Fuck?! Wh- wait, where are the papers?" He questioned.

"Their gone, so I guess we can go home now?"

"uh-yeah, sure."

Kagome started to walk out of the room she turned around to see Inuyasha walking quite a ways away from her. She felt a little annoyed that he was scared of her, but wasn't that what she wanted in the first place? She turned around to face him, but he wasn't there. She stated to smile, knowing what was awaiting him at his house….in his room.

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Inuyasha ran home as fast as he could, he was actually a little scared as to what he had just saw. He walked up to his room, and opened the door. What he saw made his eyes bug out in horror.

"K-KIKYO?!? WHAT THE FUCK!" Kikyo was on his bed laying on her side covered with what looked like chocolate. Only chocolate. (imagine the HORROR! Talk about a nightmare!)

"Inuyasha, I got your letter. And I came as fast as I could and did what you asked." she said.

"I didn't ask you to come to my house and cover yourself with C-CHOCOLATE!" he screamed.

"Oh yes you did. I'll even show you the note." she started to get up from the bed but Inuyasha stopped her.

"Don't move, I'll get it. Where is it?" He rummaged through her bag and found it next to a box of condoms. He looked at it really disgusted, 'What a whore! She even has a box of condoms!'

He just stared at it, afraid to open it. He worked up the courage to and slowly opened the 'demon' letter. Once he got it open it said:

'Dear Kikyo,

I have loved you for a long time, I was afraid of your rejection. I have a favor to ask of you.

Will you come to my house at 436 Hanyou Blvd. My room is the third door on the left on the second floor. Cover yourself with chocolate and don't wear anything else, and wait for me on my bed. I'll do the rest.

Love, Inuyasha'

Inuyasha was ready to die, someone had written this and it was definitely not him. He looked more closely at the pranksters handwriting. He knew it from somewhere. Then it clicked. Kagome! He knew it was her, he remembers looking at her chest-I mean test.

"Kikyo, you better clean up, you aren't getting any tonight." with that he walked out of his room. He was mad, wait he was more than mad he was FURIOUS. 'Kagome, you just dug your grave!' he walked over to his phone.

"Hey you got anymore good pranks?" Inuyasha asked, ( "I see you got your present, well was it nice? The girls were really excited about it.") Miroku said. "Miroku! You knew about this!" ("Yes, what did they get you? Was it some football tickets?") "NO YOU RETARD! My soo called present was Kikyo, in my room. COVERED IN NOTHING BUT CHOCOLATE!" ("uh oh.") "uh oh is right you hentai! You are soo going to get it tomorrow!" Inuyasha hung up on Miroku.

'Miroku, now you can help me with the payback revenge.'

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A/N: Ahhhhh the sweet smell of revenge! It does smell good, am I right? Please review, even if you didn't like this chapter!