Disclaimer: This is the disclaimer, here I tell you that J.K Rowling's
wonderful creation Harry Potter et al does not belong to me or any other
member of the Gimboidian Sisterhood. We are also not making any profit out
of this (moment of sarcasm) if we were we would make sure that you would be
paying A LOT of money and we would each be living in very expensive
mansions/penthouses/hobbit houses ((in the case of Jessica)). So if you
have any problems with that please call this toll free number:
1800-KISS-MY-ASS
Caroline's Note: This is just me here, the format was totally fucked so I decided to have a go and fix it, oh and if anyone knows how to make the Bold, Italics and Underline work with XP but with Word 97 it would be great. Oh yeah and expect more insanity, violence, swearing and general Gimboidian behaviour. People may say that this will kill you. It will not, maim you, scar you for life, traumatise you and you may never have children but it will certainly not kill you.
The Gimboidian Sisterhood of Fantastical Tales
CHAPTER TWO: The next day after that, the gimboids landed, very tired, in London and made their way to King's Cross-Station.
"So what do we do now Caroline?" Rebecca asked sarcastically,
"Well, we walk through the wall to Platform 9¾, Rebecca," Caroline returned with equal sarcasm,
"Yeah, well, this is the point in the book where the realism really starts to die Caroline," Jessica stated with cheerful mockery,
"Yeah I mean the morphing cat-woman and flying motorbike and so on were believable up until this particular point in time,"
"Shut up,"
"Make me,"
"Yeah I will actually, Rebecca," retorted Jess,
"Caroline, now would be the time to prove your Hogwarts knowledge," said Melissa,
"Get on with it," ordered the ever-subtle Holly. Caroline smoothly strutted her way to the Platform 9 wall, went to lean casually against but then tripped over her own feet and fell through it with a loud,
"SHIT!"
Jess sniggered and then walked through the barrier with the nonchalance that our girls so often display. Caroline had by this time recovered and greeted her with a smug and gleeful smile. The rest soon followed Jess's example and were greeted with the same smug smile along with Jessica's expression of bored superiority.
After a while Caroline and Jessica wandered off talking enthusiastically about their plans for leading an evil rebellion at Hogwarts. And a while after that they realized that the others weren't actually with them anymore. A while after the aforementioned while, they decided they would just wait for them in their train compartment. But when they walked in...(Dramatic musical climax)...There were three sleeping bodies on the floor of a realistic forest grove.
"I didn't know trains contained miniature forests." Said Caroline.
"Uh, hello, people sleeping on floor Caroline?!" Jessica pointed out vehemently.
"Oh, rightio. I think they're in magical slumber."
"Just wake them up you fuckwit!"
"Fine, no need to get narky," Caroline tapped Melissa to wake her up and Jessica, who was indeed narky, slapped Holly instead.
"Ow Jessica you stupid bitch! What did you do that for?!" said Holly, looking pissed and rubbing her arm (Jessica has a killer slap) although really she was used to such abuse and often returned it. But Rebecca was a problem; she just wouldn't wake up. They (Jessica) kicked her, slapped her, screamed at her and even threw stuff at her, but nothing worked. Finally Jessica got even more extremely pissed off pulled a dagger from her boot and stabbed Rebecca in the thigh. Holly and Rebecca both screamed. Holly fainted and Rebecca pulled out the blade and lunged at Jessica swearing.
"Jessica you fucking bitch! I was dreaming about Good Charlotte!!!"
"Oh, were you? Sorry." Jessica apologized sympathetically, dodging Rebecca's attack with ease.
"Were you going out with Joel?"
"Yes god damn you! I was."
"Anyway don't worry about the wound. I know my biology very well and I didn't hit any major blood vessels. Hopefully,"
"Oh that just fill me with confidence," Rebecca then vents her rage by kicking Holly awake. Who immediately faints, again at the sight of Rebecca's bloodied leg.
"Oh fucking hell!" exclaimed Jess, then she leaned down and slapped Holly, hard, across the face,
"Ow Jessica you stupid bitch! What did you do that for?!" said Holly in the oft recited way.
"Um- I'd simply hate to rain on your parade of rage but Rebecca could bleed to death or something so could we please pay attention to her and that gaping wound in her leg,"
"Jessica you're such a dumbass,"
"You two better shut up before I decide to bash you," said Melissa who was rather calm in spite of the current situation. Because it was Holly's former ambition to be a nurse Caroline and Jessica bullied her into treating Rebecca. Holly leant over Rebecca, trembling with fear might I add, (ever since Holly ran into that gum tree she has been terrified of blood and sometimes slips into phases of stupidity) and gingerly touched the wound. Suddenly a green glow erupted from Holly's fingertips and healed Rebecca!
"Well you don't see that everyday."
"Wow."
"Since when could you do that!?' demanded Jessica, astonished at what her best friend had accomplished.
"Oh go me!" said Holly.
"Damn you rock!" said Jess.
"Oh I know."
The girls chattered happily all the way. Apparently not flustered about the fact that they were sitting in a train compartment, which contained a miniature forest, and were travelling to the fabled Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
Caroline's Note: This is just me here, the format was totally fucked so I decided to have a go and fix it, oh and if anyone knows how to make the Bold, Italics and Underline work with XP but with Word 97 it would be great. Oh yeah and expect more insanity, violence, swearing and general Gimboidian behaviour. People may say that this will kill you. It will not, maim you, scar you for life, traumatise you and you may never have children but it will certainly not kill you.
The Gimboidian Sisterhood of Fantastical Tales
CHAPTER TWO: The next day after that, the gimboids landed, very tired, in London and made their way to King's Cross-Station.
"So what do we do now Caroline?" Rebecca asked sarcastically,
"Well, we walk through the wall to Platform 9¾, Rebecca," Caroline returned with equal sarcasm,
"Yeah, well, this is the point in the book where the realism really starts to die Caroline," Jessica stated with cheerful mockery,
"Yeah I mean the morphing cat-woman and flying motorbike and so on were believable up until this particular point in time,"
"Shut up,"
"Make me,"
"Yeah I will actually, Rebecca," retorted Jess,
"Caroline, now would be the time to prove your Hogwarts knowledge," said Melissa,
"Get on with it," ordered the ever-subtle Holly. Caroline smoothly strutted her way to the Platform 9 wall, went to lean casually against but then tripped over her own feet and fell through it with a loud,
"SHIT!"
Jess sniggered and then walked through the barrier with the nonchalance that our girls so often display. Caroline had by this time recovered and greeted her with a smug and gleeful smile. The rest soon followed Jess's example and were greeted with the same smug smile along with Jessica's expression of bored superiority.
After a while Caroline and Jessica wandered off talking enthusiastically about their plans for leading an evil rebellion at Hogwarts. And a while after that they realized that the others weren't actually with them anymore. A while after the aforementioned while, they decided they would just wait for them in their train compartment. But when they walked in...(Dramatic musical climax)...There were three sleeping bodies on the floor of a realistic forest grove.
"I didn't know trains contained miniature forests." Said Caroline.
"Uh, hello, people sleeping on floor Caroline?!" Jessica pointed out vehemently.
"Oh, rightio. I think they're in magical slumber."
"Just wake them up you fuckwit!"
"Fine, no need to get narky," Caroline tapped Melissa to wake her up and Jessica, who was indeed narky, slapped Holly instead.
"Ow Jessica you stupid bitch! What did you do that for?!" said Holly, looking pissed and rubbing her arm (Jessica has a killer slap) although really she was used to such abuse and often returned it. But Rebecca was a problem; she just wouldn't wake up. They (Jessica) kicked her, slapped her, screamed at her and even threw stuff at her, but nothing worked. Finally Jessica got even more extremely pissed off pulled a dagger from her boot and stabbed Rebecca in the thigh. Holly and Rebecca both screamed. Holly fainted and Rebecca pulled out the blade and lunged at Jessica swearing.
"Jessica you fucking bitch! I was dreaming about Good Charlotte!!!"
"Oh, were you? Sorry." Jessica apologized sympathetically, dodging Rebecca's attack with ease.
"Were you going out with Joel?"
"Yes god damn you! I was."
"Anyway don't worry about the wound. I know my biology very well and I didn't hit any major blood vessels. Hopefully,"
"Oh that just fill me with confidence," Rebecca then vents her rage by kicking Holly awake. Who immediately faints, again at the sight of Rebecca's bloodied leg.
"Oh fucking hell!" exclaimed Jess, then she leaned down and slapped Holly, hard, across the face,
"Ow Jessica you stupid bitch! What did you do that for?!" said Holly in the oft recited way.
"Um- I'd simply hate to rain on your parade of rage but Rebecca could bleed to death or something so could we please pay attention to her and that gaping wound in her leg,"
"Jessica you're such a dumbass,"
"You two better shut up before I decide to bash you," said Melissa who was rather calm in spite of the current situation. Because it was Holly's former ambition to be a nurse Caroline and Jessica bullied her into treating Rebecca. Holly leant over Rebecca, trembling with fear might I add, (ever since Holly ran into that gum tree she has been terrified of blood and sometimes slips into phases of stupidity) and gingerly touched the wound. Suddenly a green glow erupted from Holly's fingertips and healed Rebecca!
"Well you don't see that everyday."
"Wow."
"Since when could you do that!?' demanded Jessica, astonished at what her best friend had accomplished.
"Oh go me!" said Holly.
"Damn you rock!" said Jess.
"Oh I know."
The girls chattered happily all the way. Apparently not flustered about the fact that they were sitting in a train compartment, which contained a miniature forest, and were travelling to the fabled Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.