A/N: Sorry for the delay everybody! My new puppy (Peanut, who's a yorkie.) got really sick and almost died because his sugar level was really low. We had to take him to the vet at like 7 in morning. And I've been watching him none stop for a couple of days. I hope you like this chapter.

Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha and Co. Rumiko Takahashai does. I also don't own the song 'Camel Toe', IT'S BY THE GROUP CALLED 'Fanny Pack!'!

Chapter Three:

Camel Toe Serenade

By: LtlSwimmerGurl

Kagome woke up extra early that morning. She needed to talk to Miroku. She new that Inuyasha must have called him after he received his little…. 'present'. She skidded to a stop in front of Sango's house, beeping the horn till Sango came running out of her house.

"Shit, took you long enough" Kagome said.

"Oh shuttup Kagome" she retorted, "What's with getting up so early this morning? Were always late for school, not early."

"We need to talk to Miroku," she looked at Sango who was currently looking ecstatic, and embarrassed "cuz we need to now what Inuyasha's reaction was……. What's wrong Sango? Don't you want to talk to Miroku, and then later you two can get a ro-"

*SMACK*

Kagome didn't get to finish her sentence cuz she was to busy trying to stay in her own lane after Sango had smacked her upside the head.

"Your just as bad as him! We definitely don't need to get a room!" They fell silent till they arrived at school.

In the school yard there was a group of kids that were crowded around what looked like to be a concert stage. When she got close enough she noticed Inuyasha sitting on the stage with that stupid smirk on his face.

She went up to the first kid that she saw, "What the hell is going on here?"

He turned around and answered "Inuyasha is giving some kind of concert, the band's name is Fanny Pack." he said and turned around waiting for the show to start.

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Inuyasha couldn't wait to get this moving. Contrary to earlier thoughts he didn't need help from Miroku. There's only a couple of things that girls got mad at boys about and one of them was being told that their fat. And this group is absolutely a great way to say it!

He looked up from the stage to see Kagome talking to some boy, but he didn't care he liked the look of confusion on her face. He jumped up and walked over to the Girl on the stage, saying "ready?"

The girl nodded, and walked up to the microphone. Her presence made everyone go quiet. "Hello students of Kitsune High! This one song goes out to a girl named Kagome Higurashi, from Inuyasha" The Music started and everyone cheered.

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Kagome was furious when the song started and she new exactly which one it was.

" Umm-hmmm, that's right, uhhh-huh, uhh-huh

Umm-hmmm, that's right, uhhh-huh, uhh-huh

Umm-hmmm, that's right, uhhh-huh, uhh-huh

Walking down the street something caught my eye

A girl wearing demi that really ain't fly

This middle aged lady, I gotta be blunt

Her Spanish biker shorts were creepin' up her front

I can see her uterus, her pants were to tight

She mus in't own panties there were none in sight

She walked right by, the poor woman didn't know

She had a frontal wedgie, a camel toe

Mmm-hmm, that's right, uhhh-huh, oh no!

Fix yourself girl you gotta camel toe

Mmm-hmm, that's right, uhhh-huh, oh no!

Fix yourself girl you gotta camel toe

Girl that gotta hurt, take some time to adjust

Can't you see people staring and making a fuss

I can not believe my eyes had to take a second glance

Is your crotch hungry girl, cuz it eatin your pants

You can ignore the commotion and attention it brings

The only lips I wanna see are the ones that sing

In public putting on an x-rated show

Grossin' people out with your camel toe

Mmm-hmm, that's right, uhhh-huh, oh no!

Fix yourself girl you gotta camel toe

Mmm-hmm, that's right, uhhh-huh, oh no!

Fix yourself girl you gotta camel toe"

Kagome didn't wait to hear the rest of the song, she took off for the school leaving Sango standing speechless and glaring daggers at Inuyasha, then took off after her crying friend.

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Inuyasha was clueless, he didn't know what he had done. It was just a prank, 'a really good prank if you ask me. Can't she take a joke? It's not like I meant it, her figure is perfect. What the fuck am I thinking?! I don't like her!' He was so deep in his own thoughts that he didn't even hear the song end or the school bell ring.

"Mr. Inuyasha? How will the payment be made?" The leader of Fanny Pack said. (A/N: I have no clue as to who the leader is, so bear wit me.)

"Ummmm, charge." he said as he left the stage for the school doors.

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Kagome couldn't believe that he would do that. For a prank that was pretty mean…… and unnecessary. She ran to the bathroom oblivious of the stares she got from the other students in the halls. Once in side, she just plopped down on the floor and let the tears roll freely off of her checks.

Sango came in a few minutes later and just sat by her friend with an arm around her shoulders.

Sango couldn't take the silence any longer so she decided to break it. "You know now we have to think up a really mean prank to pull on him, right?"

Kagome looked at Sango who was grinning wickedly, and soon Kagome was too.

"Sango what do you have in mind? And it better be good." Sango leaned over to Kagome and started to whisper her plan.

Sango's plan left Kagome and Sango on the floor laughing hysterically.

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Sorry for the really short chapter, but as I told you I was really busy this weekend and all. But anyways, the song in this chapter is called 'Camel Toe' by Fanny Pack. It's really good, if you want to hear it, go to kazaa and or something, the song is not new it's an eighties song.

Thanx! And review and tell me if you want me to do some more Mir/San! PLEASE REVIEW!

Sore wa ai ja nai

Ai wa sore ja nai

Aisheite iru kedo aisaret wa inai

Kesshite ai ja nai

Ketsu wa ai ja nai

( a few lines from: The Excel-Saga theme song ' A Sincere Heart', by the Excel Girls, at least I think)

~* Ja Ne *~

~LtlSwimmerGurl~