A/N: Yet again you guys another authors note. I know you guys don't like these things but this chapter will be short. Because I will be leaving at 3 in the morning on Monday in order to catch a flight to Las Vegas. I like early morning flights! And late at night ones…… So on with chapter 4.…….

Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha….But I own the Authors notes! I also don't own The song 'Barney's on Fire' it's by Weird Al Yakovich! I also don't own the Permanent Markers called Sharpie's! I don't have anything against barney! I just like the song.

Chapter 4

Makeup and Sharpie's

By: LtlSwimmerGurl

Kagome was still hung up a little bit on the so called 'prank' of Inuyasha's. First she needed to get Inuyasha's house keys, or at least his padlock #, then she needed to get a new supplies of makeup and Sharpie permanent markers. The colored kind. (My sister did this to me with this makeup that wouldn't come off…..while I was sleeping. I had to put loads of cover up on, for about a week. She thought it was hilarious, but I didn't) Ohhhhhh ya, this was going to be hilarious.

Kagome and Sango had to pull the same routine with Miroku. But he just wouldn't fall for it. Damn him……….

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*FLASHBACK!*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"Miroku!, please! We really need to know! This time we want surprise him! If you don't believe us you can come with us to his house tonight. Please?" Sango wiggled around in his lap, getting the reaction that she wanted. 'This is harder than last time………he looks like he's about to give up!'

He sighed and gave up. "Fine but only if I can Come with you."

"Okay, so what's the number?" Kagome asked

"Ahhh, now that's the catch! The only way you'll get into his house is with me," He looked at them triumphantly "so don't try to sneak in cuz otherwise you'll set the alarm off."

Kagome muttered something about 'Horny assholes, who like to grope women.' and told what time they would be picking him up at.

"Remember Miroku, be out in the front of your house at 12:00 sharp, or we're going without you and we'll trip the alarms." She said and stomped out of the cafeteria, with Sango following.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ * END OF FLASHBACK!* ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

It was now 11:59, and Miroku was no where in sight. Kagome started the car and was about to drive away when something jumped in front of the car with a slight *Thud*. Kagome and Sango started to scream when Miroku ran around to Kagome's door.

"Thought you were going to leave with out me didn't you?" He said with a smirk.

"God Damn you Miroku! You scared us SHITLESS!" (A/N: For all those who don't know, one of my other favorite sayings is 'Your shitin' me right?' I say that all the time at school.)

"I beg to differ, your car doesn't smell that bad. So I'd say that you were at least scared that you weren't going to be able to sleep wit-" he was stopped short by a hand that came flying out of nowhere.

"Miroku get your mind out of the gutter and your ass in this car!" Kagome yelled. He obeyed and slipped into the back seat. Kagome was getting bored, so she slipped in her Weird Al Yankovich cd. She turned to number 12, and started to sing along to 'Barney's on Fire' (one of the best!)

" Happened one day in the studio,

Dancing around in the docei-do

The purple monstrosity was waving it's arms

We were falling victim to his evil charms

He brushed against a candle and he started to smoke

And now were all laughing at the dinosaur joke

Oh boy, barney's on fire

It's what we've always desired

We'll watch the flames get higher

But don't you try to put them out

Purple fur was flying, ashes every where

And all of the kids just continued to stare

The guy inside the suit started to yell

We probably should of helped them but what the hell

He threw himself violently against the wall (*Thud*)

He fell to his knees and tried to crawl away

Oh boy barney's on fire, this is our secret desire

We'll help the flames grow brighter

But don't you try to put him out

*break it down for me fella's!*

Oh boy barney's on fire, this is what we've always desired

Won't you help us fan the flames higher

You better not try to put him out

Barney's no longer ignited

We're felling so slighted

He's laying in a heap on the floor

We poke him with a stick, cuz we had to make sure he was dead."

The song ended as they parked along the side of Inuyasha's mansion. Miroku walked up to the padlock and started to punch in the numbers. Kagome leaned over Miroku's shoulder so she could get the numbers for later.

'975864532*, good now I can get him back when ever I want' She mentally noted.

The door silently opened up, revealing a paved road to the mansion. 'Finally, revenge was the best thing, and Inuyasha just might not be in scholl tomorrow!' She slung her backpack over her shoulder and walked up to the house.

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Okay you guys! I will update as soon as I get home! Which will be on Thursday at about 12 in the morning! Can't wait to see what you have to say! (I think I might be able to update while I'm there) Well also look for my new story! It should be up!

~* Ja Ne*~

LtlSwimmerGurl!