A/N: Hey Readers! I know that I promised that I would update as soon as I got home but our plane was delayed and we didn't get home until quarter to two! I was too beat to do anything. And I slept all day and got up at six, and then went back to bed at eight. I worked all this weekend to. I was still to beat to do anything on Sunday after work. So this chapter is a little late.

Disclaimer: Like I said in the last chapter! I DO NOT OWN INUYASHA! Rumiko Takashashi (still can't remember how to spell it, I'll just call her R.T!) does! I also don't own Adultswim! So there! Just to be on the safe side, I don't own that non-smudging lipstick either!

~* BIG NEWS!*~

AdultSwim will start showing new episodes of Inuyasha on August 25!

(* LtlSwimmerGurl Runs around screaming*)

So if you are a really big Inuyasha fan then make sure to watch it! If your in the Central time zone then it is on at 11:00 p.m!

(*While Running around, LtlSwimmerGurl trips on her kitty and flies across the floor. Now she's eating carpet and swallowing teeth*)

Ihf you want check fer yurself, hen go to:

www.adultswim.com and go to the schedule, and change the date to Aug. 25 and it'll pop up! They update the schedule everyday, so tomorrow they will have Aug. 26!

Chapter Five:

Sharpie's and Makeup = One Hilarious yet Evil Plan!

By: LtlSwimmerGurl

Last Time:

The song ended as they parked along the side of Inuyasha's mansion. Miroku walked up to the padlock and started to punch in the numbers. Kagome leaned over Miroku's shoulder so she could get the numbers for later.

'975864532*, good now I can get him back when ever I want' She mentally noted.

The door silently opened up, revealing a paved road to the mansion. 'Finally, revenge was the best thing, and Inuyasha just might not be in school tomorrow!' She slung her backpack over her shoulder and walked up to the house.

Now Chapter Five:

Getting Into Inuyasha's house was easy. Anyone could walk right in because…..they didn't lock their doors at night. Which if you asked me was a little stupid. Know wonder Kikyou got in so ea- wait a minute how did Kikyou get in? She needed the code to the gate outside, she probably jumped the fence.

'They probably don't even have a security system, why would they if they don't even lock their doors.'

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"Miroku why don't they lock their doors at night?"

"Well Sango, Inuyasha's dad is the owner and inventor of 'Lock and Key' which is some type of security system. So he thinks that he'll never get robbed 'cuz he knows so much."

"That's really stupid, he'll event-" Sango was cut short by Kagome's furious hiss.

"You DIPSHITS! Your going to wake everyone up!"

Miroku led the way to Inuyasha's room. Occasionally stopping to look at the pictures. Kagome found herself admiring Inuyasha and his brother s- I think was Sesshoarsu? No wait it was Sesshomaru.

"Now you guys careful where you walk, this room looks like a dump." Miroku whispered.

"What guys room doesn't? Mine probably looks worse than his." Kagome whispered back.

They finally got up to his room. Miroku cautiously opened the door to Inuyasha's room, so he didn't make any noise. Kagome's eyes widened when she looked into the room. He had boxers all over the place, clothes thrown into a heaping pile in the far corner of the room. There were also what looked like pizza boxes an the floor, who knows how long they have been there.

His room was far worse than hers. She had a bunch of clothes on the floor, but not in a heaping pile! And she didn't have all kinds of food on her floor!

She waded through the mess until she reached Inuyasha's bed. She silently put her backpack down and reached into it taking out her makeup bag. She took out the lipstick that doesn't smudge (you know the stuff that you put an over coat over your lipstick and it stays on all day, with out smudging? That stuff.) and 4 different color sharpie's. She waved to Sango who walked through the mess and up to Kagome's side.

"I'll do his makeup and you can use the Sharpie's, but be quiet about it." They went to work on his face and soon they were done.

They looked at their masterpiece and smiled at each other. Kagome prodded the sleeping Miroku. Soon Kagome was back at her house sleeping in her own bed. Having some very sweet dreams about a certain silver haired boy.

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Inuyasha woke up feeling refreshed. His face felt all tingly, but he dismissed it, as much as he hated to say it, he drooled in his sleep.

He walked down the stairs to the kitchen. Sesshomaru walked in and gave him a weird look that said ' I don't want to know' and walked away.

'What's up with Sesshomaru?' Inuyasha thought as he walked out to his car. On the way to school he got some more weird looks from other drivers, and he called them some *choice* words.

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"Hey have any of you guys seen Inuyasha?" Kagome asked Sango and Miroku.

"I think I saw him in the halls." Sango said.

"Do you think he's noticed yet?" Kagome asked carefully.

"Nah, he never looks in the mirror when he gets up, so I don't think he has noticed just. Quite. Yet." He replied.

Miroku was proved wrong when a scream burst through the hallways. They heard some slamming of lockers, and some screams. Sango, Miroku, and Kagome all went pale. They franticly looked for a place to hide, but alas it was to late, for a furious Inuyasha was on their tale, with what looked like steam coming out of his ears.

They looked at each other and then back to Inuyasha. He walked up to them with a very colorful face. He had on some bright green eye shadow, along with some bright pink lipstick, there was some nice looking blush on his face, although Kagome didn't remember putting it there. On the rest of his face he had 4 different shades of permanent markers.

"Kagome! Did you do this?!" he screamed at her.

"Uhhh, no?" she said innocently.

"you BITCH! Your going to pay dearly for this!" he screamed.

"You know, you should try out for the circus, I hear they recently came to town holding auditions." She teased.

"Why you…! You son of a…..!" with that said he walked away, but not before he pulled Miroku along with him by the ear.

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Hey Readers! I kinda thought that this was a boring chapter, and I'm the author! Well I don't know as to whether or not you liked this chapter, but review anyway! I hope you guys go and check out the schedule for Inuyasha! It is so great that they are coming out with new chapters!

REVIEW!

Ja Ne!

Wait did I already tell you to review?

WELL REVIEW ALREADY!

Chapter Five: Finished August 11, 2003. At precisely 11:31 p.m.

P.S. Swim season has just started and I'm as tired as hell! You try being in a pool for 4 hours straight! So don't expect an update until at least Saturday or Sunday. Well with that said.

Till next time!

~*Ja Ne*~

~LtlSwimmerGurl~