A/N: Hey guys! I'm sorry about the late update, Swim practice was a killer yesterday and today. He had us doing 40 50's on a minute. (For those who don't know a 50 is two lengths of the pool.) On with the story…………
Disclaimer: I still don't Inuyasha, but hey at least I own the authors notes. Hey it's a start.
Chapter 6
Lockers, and ?!
By: LtlSwimmerGurl
Last Time………
They looked at each other and then back to Inuyasha. He walked up to them with a very colorful face. He had on some bright green eye shadow, along with some bright pink lipstick, there was some nice looking blush on his face, although Kagome didn't remember putting it there. On the rest of his face he had 4 different shades of permanent markers.
"Kagome! Did you do this?!" he screamed at her.
"Uhhh, no?" she said innocently.
"you BITCH! Your going to pay dearly for this!" he screamed.
"You know, you should try out for the circus, I hear they recently came to town holding auditions." She teased.
"Why you…! You son of a…..!" with that said he walked away, but not before he pulled Miroku along with him by the ear.
Now on with Chapter…….
Inuyasha had a great plan, only it involved Miroku. He knew Miroku was working for the Kagome and Sango. But that just makes the payback better. He called all over Las Vegas trying to find a place that would sell them to him. (Story's in America, in Las Vegas. Sorry for not saying earlier.) Finally he found one dealer that would agree to it, only he had to be pay a bit more than what was originally thought. He was going to have them delivered to Miroku's house because his parents are hardly ever home. Then they'd break into the School, and operation 'Kagome's locker' would commence.
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The delivery was taking a little bit longer than usual and this was making Inuyasha nervous. The Delivery was supposed to be here by now. Just then the phone rang and guess who it was.
"Yash, the delivery came, and I have a question,"
"What?"
"Can I keep one?"
"Fine but only one." he hung up the phone and went to Miroku's house.
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To others she looked really cheery. But she secretly wondered what Inuyasha was planning on doing to her. Lately he's been walking around with that weird goofy smirk on his face. It made her really creped out. 'What if -'
"Kagome! Wait up!" Kagome whirled around to see Sango running her way.
"What now Sango?" Kagome said
"Your not going to believe this but, Miroku told me what Inuyasha's planning! He's going to" She looked around and grabbed Kagome and dragged her into the bathroom.
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Inuyasha and Miroku discussed what they would do for operation 'Kagome's Locker' at Miroku's house. They had it all pretty much down except for one thing…… They needed her locker combo.
"Damnit! We don't even know her fuckin' locker combo!" Inuyasha screamed.
"I know her locker combo, ask me nicely and maybe I will tell you."
"How did you get it?"
"Ohh, I have my ways. Now say the magic words!" Miroku said.
Miroku heard a sound that sounded like 'Please'. He decided to take pity on him anyways.
"You know that cute Junior that works in the office?"
"Yeah. Wh- Oh no Miroku you didn't! Did you do wh-"
"Inuyasha get your mind out of the gutter! (A/N bet you never thought that Miroku would say that!) No I didn't screw her, I just promised her a date in the future."
"How soon is the 'future'?"
"Ummm, how about a few years?"
"But we'll be out of college by then."
"My point exactly, she won't remember and I hope to be married to Sango by then."
"The only way that will happen is the day you stop groping her. And the day after hell freezes over."
"That will happen sooner than you think."
"What ever, now what is the gawd damn locker combo?!" Inuyasha screamed.
"Fine here it is." Miroku handed Inuyasha a small crumpled up piece of paper.
"This will do fine just….fine."
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Kagome by now was well aware of Inuyasha's plan. Sango said that they would be at the school at about 12:00, at her locker, even in her locker. Kagome hoped that what they did wasn't something gross, but no matter what she new it would be. She had something in mind for his locker too. She knew his locker combo from Miroku, who knew that a lecher would come in handy. Kagome would be at the school at about the same time that they would be. Only their lockers were on different parts of the school. So all was….good.
::* At the school, at 12 O'clock*::
Kagome could hardly contain her hyper ness. She wasn't soo happy about buying the supplies that were needed for her plan, but hey they were necessary. As for Inuyasha's prank, she was going to go to her locker and take everything out and tape them all to the school walls. Hey while your doing one thing, why not do some vandalism too?
Kagome and Sango got to his locker in a matter of minutes. She was currently doing the combo as Sango opened the boxes and took the tape out of the box. They unwrapped the each of them and tapped them all over the outside of the locker, and on the inside, they made sure that some of them were hanging down from the top of it. They tapped the boxes in along with them and put the words 'Womanly aren't we?'. Oh yeah this should have Inuyasha mad. But it wasn't really fair. She would get him twice in a row, but oh well you win some you lose some.
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It was currently 12:30 and Inuyasha and Miroku were done with operation Kagome's Locker. But what they didn't know was that this operation would never be seen by the school. When they left Kagome and Sango went to her locker to see their so called 'work of art'. It was to say the least stupid but a little smart too.
"Sango get out the duck tape, and start cutting me some pieces. We got work to do." Kagome cheered.
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Inuyasha to say the least was excited to see Kagome's face when she opened her locker, he could hear her screaming at him already. Ah, the sweet, sweet smell of revenge.
But when he got to school, all was not as suspected. The walls of the school had…..
"Dildo's!? What the FUCK are they doing on the walls!" Inuyasha's statement made everyone's head turn. Including someone by the name of Kagome.
"Kagome! Why aren't they in your Locker?!" He screamed.
"Why Inuyasha, what are you talking about?" She looked at him innocently.
He ran off hearing her say something about checking his locker. He did just that, but what he saw made is jaw drop in horror.
What first caught his eye were the boxes with the words 'Womanly aren't we?' all over them. Taped to his locker were tampons, no applicator or wrapper. Inuyasha carefully walked upto his locker not sure as to whether or not it would eat him alive. He slowly did his locker combo and opened it slowly. Inside his locker were more tampons hanging from the strings, and some were even tapped to his books.
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A shrill scream rage could be heard around the school. Sending a shiver down everyone's spine, and making the hair on the back of Kagome's neck stand up.
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What will Inuyasha do? Why is Kagome scared? Does it have to do with the her pranks? Update will be coming in a few days! My schedule is booked with two swim meets, pep band, band auditions, and most likely homework.
Hey everyone sorry I have been feeling lazy lately, practices have been hard and I'm beat, not to mention that school starts on Tuesday. Ugggh! I'm excited I get to got to the state fair on Sunday! Yeah! The Minnesota State Fair Rox! Thanx to all of my reviewers.
Lately I have been begging my mom to let me go post secondary in 11th grade, so I can learn Japanese, and take some of my college classes, and she's considering it, but she told me there is a place in the cities where they teach different languages and I'm soo excited! Can anyone tell me how to say the following words in Japanese:
Sky
Clouds
I love you
Shit
If you could do this it would be greatly appreciated!
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~ASAP!~
~*Ja Ne*~
LtlSwimmerGurl