A/N: Ok this is another one of those random boredom ness things so
I'm going to write Sango and the Seven dwarves as a joke for right now but
later I'll write the serious one ^.^ kk
Narrarator: One sunny day, Sango sat in a beautiful garden, her pale white skin contrasting against her rose red lips.
Sango: Can someone please explain to me again why I'm doing this -.-;
Narrarator: cuz if you don't I'll lock you in a room with the monk for twenty four hours
Sango: o.o good enough for me
Narrarator: Any ways as I was saying Sango sit in a beautiful garden, her pale white skin contrasting against her red rose lips. Her dark raven hair was cropped off at her shoulders
Sango: o.o you cut my damn hair?!!
Narrarator: ONLY FOR THE STORY NOW SHUT UP. Ok as I was saying her raven hair cut off at her shoulders. She was singing a lovely tune, when she suddenly heard a voice from over the garden wall.
Miroku: What is that heavenly sound? I dearly hope the beautiful music is coming from a lovely maiden who will bear my children.
Sango: -.-; you made the hentai the prince?!
Narrarator: yep *evil grin*
Sango: I will kill you I hope you know that
Narrarator: No you won't I got super duper powers. Back to the story. The voice was coming from the prince of the nearby kingdom, who had been sent here to see if he could find a bride. For he was nearing 22 and still a bachelor.
Sango: I am NOT marrying that creep!
Narrarator: Not yet at least. AND STOP INTERRUPTING. He had been searching for the palace when he had happened upon this garden , and hearing Sangos sweet voice had stopped to listen. He had found his bride and he knew it now all he had to do was convince the maiden. He climbed over the wall only to come face to face with a boomerang.
Sango: YOU WON'T BE CONVINCING ME OF ANYTHING!
Narrarator: dammit Sango!!!!
Sango: Sorry I'll control myself.
Miroku: Ok lets try that scene again
Narrarator: He climbed over the garden wall only to come face to face with the loveliest maiden he had ever seen
Miroku: Personally I've seen better
Sango: *whack* bastard Narrarator: Well you did deserve that one. Anyway he came face to face with the loveliest maiden he had ever seen, and fell head over heels in love right then and there. But the princess got scared of what her stepmother would do if she found her there with a strange man and ran back to the castle, unknown to her the stepmother in question had been watching the whole time.
Naraku: -.-; why do I have to be the step mother
Narrarator: Because you make such a pretty girl now get back into costume. The stepmother turned towards her mirror and smirked
Naraku: Do I have to say it?
Narrarator: yes -.-;
Naraku: *sigh* mirror mirror on the wall who's the fairest one of all?
Mirror: You are my queen
Naraku: Good
Narrarator: But just as he turned to leave the Mirror spoke up again.
Mirror: But there is another.
Naraku: o.o what?
Mirror: Her name is Sango, and she is beautiful within AND without
Narrarator: Now the queen was angry, how could there be somebody more beautiful than her out there? She called to her huntsman and told him her plan.
Naraku: where's the huntsman?
Sesshomaru: I am not wearing this.
Narrarator: Come on fluffy it's just for this scene
Sesshomaru: Remind me to kill you.
Narrarator: I wonder how many times I'll be threatened like that *shrugs it off* The huntsman and the queen made a plan, he would take her out to the forest and kill her. But the queen made one demand.
Naraku: Just so I know you truly did it I want you to bring me back her heart, and if you do not it will be your head *cackles evilly*
Narrarator: o.o that was actually a nice touch.
Sesshomaru: Yes my queen *snickers under his breath*
Naraku: -.-;
Narrarator: So that night the huntsman took the beautiful princess out into the forest, supposedly to pick some herbs for the queen. But when they completely surrounded by trees he took out his sword and put it to her throat.
Sesshomaru: Now die!
Narrarator: *whacks him over the head* YOU DON'T KILL HER DAMMIT!
Sesshomaru: fine
Narrarator: He couldn't do it, the girl was just so beautiful, and so naïve, so trusting.
Sango: -.-; I am not naïve
Narrarator: Well for this story you are. Now the huntsman just couldn't do it so he told her to run. Run far away and never return, because if she did she would surely be killed.
Sango: -.-; that bastard Naraku couldn't kill me if he tried.
Naraku: would you like me to demonstrate -.-;
Narrarator: DAMMIT NARAKU GET OUT OF THE SCENE! Well the princess ran for her life and about an hour later she collapsed from exhaustion.
Sango: o.o; I am NOT that weak
Narrarator: -.-; you're supposed to be a delicate princess now act like one. She laid on the ground sobbing, how could the queen be so cruel. The trees seemed to be reaching out to her as if to drag her back to the castle, the wind howled in her head telling her to turn and go back, death is better than being alone. But she couldn't move and soon she was asleep.
Sango: -.-; this is stupid
Naraku: I agree can I take the dress off now?
Narrarator: Yes you aren't in the next few scenes and Sesshomaru already left so you have to find your own ride back.
Naraku: *grumbles and leaves*
A/N: Well that can be chapter one I guess I ran out of juice for the story review if you wanna see the rest. I want at least five reviews for this or for any of my other continuing stories v.v no one reviews.
Narrarator: One sunny day, Sango sat in a beautiful garden, her pale white skin contrasting against her rose red lips.
Sango: Can someone please explain to me again why I'm doing this -.-;
Narrarator: cuz if you don't I'll lock you in a room with the monk for twenty four hours
Sango: o.o good enough for me
Narrarator: Any ways as I was saying Sango sit in a beautiful garden, her pale white skin contrasting against her red rose lips. Her dark raven hair was cropped off at her shoulders
Sango: o.o you cut my damn hair?!!
Narrarator: ONLY FOR THE STORY NOW SHUT UP. Ok as I was saying her raven hair cut off at her shoulders. She was singing a lovely tune, when she suddenly heard a voice from over the garden wall.
Miroku: What is that heavenly sound? I dearly hope the beautiful music is coming from a lovely maiden who will bear my children.
Sango: -.-; you made the hentai the prince?!
Narrarator: yep *evil grin*
Sango: I will kill you I hope you know that
Narrarator: No you won't I got super duper powers. Back to the story. The voice was coming from the prince of the nearby kingdom, who had been sent here to see if he could find a bride. For he was nearing 22 and still a bachelor.
Sango: I am NOT marrying that creep!
Narrarator: Not yet at least. AND STOP INTERRUPTING. He had been searching for the palace when he had happened upon this garden , and hearing Sangos sweet voice had stopped to listen. He had found his bride and he knew it now all he had to do was convince the maiden. He climbed over the wall only to come face to face with a boomerang.
Sango: YOU WON'T BE CONVINCING ME OF ANYTHING!
Narrarator: dammit Sango!!!!
Sango: Sorry I'll control myself.
Miroku: Ok lets try that scene again
Narrarator: He climbed over the garden wall only to come face to face with the loveliest maiden he had ever seen
Miroku: Personally I've seen better
Sango: *whack* bastard Narrarator: Well you did deserve that one. Anyway he came face to face with the loveliest maiden he had ever seen, and fell head over heels in love right then and there. But the princess got scared of what her stepmother would do if she found her there with a strange man and ran back to the castle, unknown to her the stepmother in question had been watching the whole time.
Naraku: -.-; why do I have to be the step mother
Narrarator: Because you make such a pretty girl now get back into costume. The stepmother turned towards her mirror and smirked
Naraku: Do I have to say it?
Narrarator: yes -.-;
Naraku: *sigh* mirror mirror on the wall who's the fairest one of all?
Mirror: You are my queen
Naraku: Good
Narrarator: But just as he turned to leave the Mirror spoke up again.
Mirror: But there is another.
Naraku: o.o what?
Mirror: Her name is Sango, and she is beautiful within AND without
Narrarator: Now the queen was angry, how could there be somebody more beautiful than her out there? She called to her huntsman and told him her plan.
Naraku: where's the huntsman?
Sesshomaru: I am not wearing this.
Narrarator: Come on fluffy it's just for this scene
Sesshomaru: Remind me to kill you.
Narrarator: I wonder how many times I'll be threatened like that *shrugs it off* The huntsman and the queen made a plan, he would take her out to the forest and kill her. But the queen made one demand.
Naraku: Just so I know you truly did it I want you to bring me back her heart, and if you do not it will be your head *cackles evilly*
Narrarator: o.o that was actually a nice touch.
Sesshomaru: Yes my queen *snickers under his breath*
Naraku: -.-;
Narrarator: So that night the huntsman took the beautiful princess out into the forest, supposedly to pick some herbs for the queen. But when they completely surrounded by trees he took out his sword and put it to her throat.
Sesshomaru: Now die!
Narrarator: *whacks him over the head* YOU DON'T KILL HER DAMMIT!
Sesshomaru: fine
Narrarator: He couldn't do it, the girl was just so beautiful, and so naïve, so trusting.
Sango: -.-; I am not naïve
Narrarator: Well for this story you are. Now the huntsman just couldn't do it so he told her to run. Run far away and never return, because if she did she would surely be killed.
Sango: -.-; that bastard Naraku couldn't kill me if he tried.
Naraku: would you like me to demonstrate -.-;
Narrarator: DAMMIT NARAKU GET OUT OF THE SCENE! Well the princess ran for her life and about an hour later she collapsed from exhaustion.
Sango: o.o; I am NOT that weak
Narrarator: -.-; you're supposed to be a delicate princess now act like one. She laid on the ground sobbing, how could the queen be so cruel. The trees seemed to be reaching out to her as if to drag her back to the castle, the wind howled in her head telling her to turn and go back, death is better than being alone. But she couldn't move and soon she was asleep.
Sango: -.-; this is stupid
Naraku: I agree can I take the dress off now?
Narrarator: Yes you aren't in the next few scenes and Sesshomaru already left so you have to find your own ride back.
Naraku: *grumbles and leaves*
A/N: Well that can be chapter one I guess I ran out of juice for the story review if you wanna see the rest. I want at least five reviews for this or for any of my other continuing stories v.v no one reviews.