Narrator: We left off where our damsel in distress was running away from
the hunter, as he told her to, she had collapsed and passed out. When she
awoke the sun was shining and the birds were singing, though all and all
she still felt terrified.
Sango: -.- I am not terrified of Naraku
Narrator: I'm going to ignore you. She stumbled off from her sleeping place, still exhausted, and came across a tiny cottage that seemed to be barely big enough for children. She went to the door and pushed it open slowly, poking her head in and looking around. The place was absolutely filthy, dirty dishes overfilled the sink, dust covered everything and there was a strange brown substance clinging to the ceiling. Personally this narrator doesn't want to know.
Sango: Well you're the author you're the one that made it this filthy!
Narrator: Sango read your damn lines already!
Sango: FINE! Oh my this place is absolutely filthy, I think I'll have to clean it.
Narrator: Though she was a princess she was an complete neat freak, always skittering around the castle cleaning and getting on the servants nerves. But what else could she do she really didn't have that much of a life being locked up in a castle by her evil stepmother and all.
Sango: *twitch twitch*
Narrator: Hehehehehehe well she skittered about tidying the place and when she was happy that it was completely spotless she was going to head up the stairs till she noticed the strange brown substance on the ceiling.
Sango: I am not touching that nuh uh I cleaned the rest I refuse to touch that.
Narrator: She picks up a broom and pokes at it, screaming when it makes a noise and drops to the ground moving towards her. She grabs her giant boomerang from out of no where and beats the thing to death .
Sango: Finally I got to do something! *puts the boomerang back then heads up the stairs*
Narrator: You're welcome anyway she heads up the stairs and sees seven tiny little beds in a tiny little room and sighs. She pushes the beds together and lays across them quickly falling asleep, not worrying about the owners of the house.
Sango: That isn't a very safe thing to do you know?
Miroku: I agree I don't want my lovely Sango in any kind of danger *rubs her butt*
Sango: *beats him over the head with boomerang* GET AWAY FROM ME
Narrator: *beats Miroku with flyswatter of doom* YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED TO BE HERE TILL THE LAST SCENE NOW GET OUT BEFORE I SET NARAKU ON YOU *points at the pissed off Naraku in a dress looking ready to kill anyone and anything.
Miroku: *Mutters and walks off stage*
A/N: Well I finally got five reviews lol next chapter enter the seven dwarves! Hilarity ensues as we encounter a chibi Inuyasha.
Sango: -.- I am not terrified of Naraku
Narrator: I'm going to ignore you. She stumbled off from her sleeping place, still exhausted, and came across a tiny cottage that seemed to be barely big enough for children. She went to the door and pushed it open slowly, poking her head in and looking around. The place was absolutely filthy, dirty dishes overfilled the sink, dust covered everything and there was a strange brown substance clinging to the ceiling. Personally this narrator doesn't want to know.
Sango: Well you're the author you're the one that made it this filthy!
Narrator: Sango read your damn lines already!
Sango: FINE! Oh my this place is absolutely filthy, I think I'll have to clean it.
Narrator: Though she was a princess she was an complete neat freak, always skittering around the castle cleaning and getting on the servants nerves. But what else could she do she really didn't have that much of a life being locked up in a castle by her evil stepmother and all.
Sango: *twitch twitch*
Narrator: Hehehehehehe well she skittered about tidying the place and when she was happy that it was completely spotless she was going to head up the stairs till she noticed the strange brown substance on the ceiling.
Sango: I am not touching that nuh uh I cleaned the rest I refuse to touch that.
Narrator: She picks up a broom and pokes at it, screaming when it makes a noise and drops to the ground moving towards her. She grabs her giant boomerang from out of no where and beats the thing to death .
Sango: Finally I got to do something! *puts the boomerang back then heads up the stairs*
Narrator: You're welcome anyway she heads up the stairs and sees seven tiny little beds in a tiny little room and sighs. She pushes the beds together and lays across them quickly falling asleep, not worrying about the owners of the house.
Sango: That isn't a very safe thing to do you know?
Miroku: I agree I don't want my lovely Sango in any kind of danger *rubs her butt*
Sango: *beats him over the head with boomerang* GET AWAY FROM ME
Narrator: *beats Miroku with flyswatter of doom* YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED TO BE HERE TILL THE LAST SCENE NOW GET OUT BEFORE I SET NARAKU ON YOU *points at the pissed off Naraku in a dress looking ready to kill anyone and anything.
Miroku: *Mutters and walks off stage*
A/N: Well I finally got five reviews lol next chapter enter the seven dwarves! Hilarity ensues as we encounter a chibi Inuyasha.