Disclaimer: Okay, I think you get the point. If you recognize it, it's not
mine. I would like to apologize for the short chapter, it's only because I
want to make the next one non-script form.
PART THREE: IS THIS ACTUALLY GETTING ANYWHERE?
[ADHQ: Living room] *The scene is a festive one, with lights, garlands, and a tree. Kristen is under the tree, picking up presents with her name on them and shaking them. Molly is standing under the mistletoe, waiting impatiently for Gavin, who is hanging out at the opposite side of the room under the mistletoe by that doorway. Knives is out shopping, since this is his first Christmas at the ADHQ and he didn't know enough to buy them in July. Legato and Midvalley are, of course, with their Master. Zith is happily making gifts in her lab, which are usually of equal or better quality than those she could have bought at the store. * Kristen: *picks up a small rectangular box and shakes it* Box: *rattle* Molly: *stares at Gavin* Gavin: *stares at Molly* Molly: *stares* Gavin: *stares* Kristen: *shakes box* Box: *silence* Kristen: *confused look* Molly: *stares* Gavin: *stares* Kristen: *shakes same box again* Box: *silence* Kristen: . . . *stares at box* Box: *sits there all boxy-like* Molly: *stares* Gavin: *stares* Kristen: *stares* Box: *continues to sit there* Molly: *stares* Gavin: *stares* Kristen: *stares* Box: *getting tired of all this sitting and staring* o/~Hello, my baby/ Hello, my honey/ Hello my rag-time gal! ~/o *takes out little top hat and cane and starts dancing around* o/~ Give me a kiss by wire/ Baby, my heart's on fire! / If you refuse me/ Honey you'll lose me/ Don't leave me all alone~/o *stops singing, and puts little top hat and cane away when Molly looks at it* Molly: Kristen, was that you? Kristen: *open-mouthed* No . . . It was the box. . . . Molly: Nice try, kid. *goes back to staring at Gavin* Gavin: *stare* Molly: *stare* Box: *stare* Kristen: O_o;;; *stare*
[In the real world (Gym class) ]
Kristen: Wheeee! *Hits volleyball* Jill: Wow, good one! Now it's MY turn! *Hits volleyball really hard* Volleyball: Bwang! *rebounds off wall and bounces into path of other people playing volleyball* Jill: That was yours. Kristen: Aw, man... Jill: Go get it! Kristen: *sigh* All right, all right... *runs into path of many flying volleyballs to retrieve hers, enters slow-motion mode* Kristen: *running very, very slowly* Stttuuupiiiiidd baaaaallllll... Branden: *spikes ball* Krrrriiiisssteeeen, LOOOOOK OOOOUUUT! Kristen: Huuuuhhhh? *slowly turns head, getting a very hard volleyball in the face* *Thump* Jill: *exiting slow-motion* Kristen! Are you alright?! Mr. S: Geez, why'd you do that? Kristen: I'll tell you as soon as your twin brother leaves... I don't like the way he's looking at me. Mr. S: O...kay, don't do that again. From now on if the ball goes over there, just tell me and I'LL get it. Kristen: Hey! Mr. S, can your twin teleport? Jill: Are you sure you're okay? Kristen: When did I ever say I was okay, Jill and Jill's twin? Branden: Oops... sorry! ^^;
[ADHQ: Living Room] *Things are completely wrecked. The tree has fallen over, leaving a very poked-feeling Kristen sitting there and blinking. Molly is now wearing, much to her surprise, a Mexican dress and a very... fruity hat on her head. Gavin has been suddenly teleported into a big... fluffy... sparkly... pink... ballet dress. (I am soooo evil.)* Gavin: WHAT AM I WEARING?!?!?!!??! Molly: It seems to be a big... fluffy... sparkly... pink... ballet dress. *snicker* Pink's a good color on you, Gav-kun. Gavin: Oh, shut up. Hey, this chapter is almost over, isn't it? Molly: Yup, Kristen wants to satisfy her non-existant readers. Kristen: I wanna get to the next chapter before my idea runs out! This one's going to be in REAL story format! Gavin: Right. So, how long am I gonna be in this... thing? Kristen: Until at least halfway through the next chappie, Gavin. I love torturing you. Molly: I need to get my camera. Wait here, Gavin-Chan!
End Part Three
Sooo... Hello, Non-Existant Readers! I would like to say that you'd better bacome existant really quick, because my ego is currently on life support in the nearest hospital. So review. I WANT TO KNOW YOU EXIST!
PART THREE: IS THIS ACTUALLY GETTING ANYWHERE?
[ADHQ: Living room] *The scene is a festive one, with lights, garlands, and a tree. Kristen is under the tree, picking up presents with her name on them and shaking them. Molly is standing under the mistletoe, waiting impatiently for Gavin, who is hanging out at the opposite side of the room under the mistletoe by that doorway. Knives is out shopping, since this is his first Christmas at the ADHQ and he didn't know enough to buy them in July. Legato and Midvalley are, of course, with their Master. Zith is happily making gifts in her lab, which are usually of equal or better quality than those she could have bought at the store. * Kristen: *picks up a small rectangular box and shakes it* Box: *rattle* Molly: *stares at Gavin* Gavin: *stares at Molly* Molly: *stares* Gavin: *stares* Kristen: *shakes box* Box: *silence* Kristen: *confused look* Molly: *stares* Gavin: *stares* Kristen: *shakes same box again* Box: *silence* Kristen: . . . *stares at box* Box: *sits there all boxy-like* Molly: *stares* Gavin: *stares* Kristen: *stares* Box: *continues to sit there* Molly: *stares* Gavin: *stares* Kristen: *stares* Box: *getting tired of all this sitting and staring* o/~Hello, my baby/ Hello, my honey/ Hello my rag-time gal! ~/o *takes out little top hat and cane and starts dancing around* o/~ Give me a kiss by wire/ Baby, my heart's on fire! / If you refuse me/ Honey you'll lose me/ Don't leave me all alone~/o *stops singing, and puts little top hat and cane away when Molly looks at it* Molly: Kristen, was that you? Kristen: *open-mouthed* No . . . It was the box. . . . Molly: Nice try, kid. *goes back to staring at Gavin* Gavin: *stare* Molly: *stare* Box: *stare* Kristen: O_o;;; *stare*
[In the real world (Gym class) ]
Kristen: Wheeee! *Hits volleyball* Jill: Wow, good one! Now it's MY turn! *Hits volleyball really hard* Volleyball: Bwang! *rebounds off wall and bounces into path of other people playing volleyball* Jill: That was yours. Kristen: Aw, man... Jill: Go get it! Kristen: *sigh* All right, all right... *runs into path of many flying volleyballs to retrieve hers, enters slow-motion mode* Kristen: *running very, very slowly* Stttuuupiiiiidd baaaaallllll... Branden: *spikes ball* Krrrriiiisssteeeen, LOOOOOK OOOOUUUT! Kristen: Huuuuhhhh? *slowly turns head, getting a very hard volleyball in the face* *Thump* Jill: *exiting slow-motion* Kristen! Are you alright?! Mr. S: Geez, why'd you do that? Kristen: I'll tell you as soon as your twin brother leaves... I don't like the way he's looking at me. Mr. S: O...kay, don't do that again. From now on if the ball goes over there, just tell me and I'LL get it. Kristen: Hey! Mr. S, can your twin teleport? Jill: Are you sure you're okay? Kristen: When did I ever say I was okay, Jill and Jill's twin? Branden: Oops... sorry! ^^;
[ADHQ: Living Room] *Things are completely wrecked. The tree has fallen over, leaving a very poked-feeling Kristen sitting there and blinking. Molly is now wearing, much to her surprise, a Mexican dress and a very... fruity hat on her head. Gavin has been suddenly teleported into a big... fluffy... sparkly... pink... ballet dress. (I am soooo evil.)* Gavin: WHAT AM I WEARING?!?!?!!??! Molly: It seems to be a big... fluffy... sparkly... pink... ballet dress. *snicker* Pink's a good color on you, Gav-kun. Gavin: Oh, shut up. Hey, this chapter is almost over, isn't it? Molly: Yup, Kristen wants to satisfy her non-existant readers. Kristen: I wanna get to the next chapter before my idea runs out! This one's going to be in REAL story format! Gavin: Right. So, how long am I gonna be in this... thing? Kristen: Until at least halfway through the next chappie, Gavin. I love torturing you. Molly: I need to get my camera. Wait here, Gavin-Chan!
End Part Three
Sooo... Hello, Non-Existant Readers! I would like to say that you'd better bacome existant really quick, because my ego is currently on life support in the nearest hospital. So review. I WANT TO KNOW YOU EXIST!