Chapter 2
Dollars against Rubles?
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Now on to the story.....
"Ugh Remy don like dis, "muttered the infamous Rajun Cajun, as he struggled against his metal bonds. For a moment he considered trying to charge himself out of them and then he saw who was bond in the chair next to him and all thought escaped from his mind as he tried to scoot closer.
"Cheri, "he exclaimed with the happiness of a thousand koala bears.
Rogue opened her eyes and blinked once, twice, three times.....
"What the Hell?"
"Like yeah I was thinking the same thing, "replied Kitty who was desperately trying to faze to no avail.
Suddenly a loud wail rang through the corridors of the mysterious cell,
"My Flame throwers! Oh god they took my flame throwers and the put me next to Toad! The horror! The horror! "
"Hey, "miffed Toad insulted at the erratic flame manipulator, "I just showered last month. "
"Mmm now turn a little to the left my Katya, ah yes now I can see the naked curve of your breast perfectly."
"Huh Peter wake up! Something weird is going on." , the previously mentioned Katya shouted , shaking the sleeping man/boy.
"Huh..." Colossus woke up, the blissful smile quickly slid off his face, "I...I wasn't dreaming about anything dirty ...I...I am but an innocent farm boy."
"Relax hommie, no one cares about your odd fantasies, plus I don tink she's even paying attention."
"Huh what, "questioned ShadowCat who was still trying to change her molecular structure.
Cyclops decided to immediately take leadership, even though he was in the same embarrassing position as everyone else.
"Ok now we need to find some plan to get out of this, ok Jean you try your best to find out whose doing this, Remy your try to charge your self out of your bonds, Peter you try to break yourself out of yours, Kitty I think it's obvious what I want you to do, and Rogue......uh you just keep scowling."
"Oh shut up leader-boy!" Toad's voice echoed down the hall, along with whimpers from St. John.
"Right! Yeah! Come on guys lets do this the X Men way!" cried Jean, who was the only person that was paying attention to Scott. Or at least she was until she noticed that the flesh-eating weasel was still ever so painfully attached to her butt.
"Ahhhhh! Flesh eating weasel! Get it off! Get it off! "
"I don't think you'll be able get the flesh eating weasels off your behind so easily, my weasels have been trained with all the best flesh eating tactics," mused a mysterious figure .
A unifies gasp was heard throughout the room.
"I know you, you're that one guy!" Scott yelled, "From that one show! Oh! What was it!"
"I believe it's called 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire", my tovarisch," Colossus helped his friend, though no one was listening.
"Oh, yea! I, like, totally know who you're talking about," Kitty chimed in, "Alex Trebec!" The mysterious man crossed his arms with a huff.
"No, that's another show...he's Pat Sajack!" Rouge quipped. The man got angry.
"No! No! He's Brad Sherwood!" Jean called excitedly.
"NO I AM NOT! I AM REGIS PHILBIN!" The man screamed furiously. "And that is the reason why I have kidnapped you! No one recognizes me!" Regis huffed. "And since you have made me feel so dejected, I shall sic my flesh eating weasels on everyone who misidentified me."
Next chapter we find out why Regis kidnapped them, and also how truely evil Regis can be... if you don't want to wait try reading: Do you want fries with that?, Loss of Clothing in Las Vegas: The Pyro Chronicles, StrongBad Evolution ....A different Kind of parody, So you want to be an X Man ( now taking Oc submissions), or The caged bird sings all by MonkeyHead.If you want to read something by Saffire (aka Nite Sky) read A Friend's Friend Woooooo that was one hell of a random plug
*Saffire finishes her Dr. Pepper and decides to address the readers* Oh yes and please don't forget to review...I like reviews and if I don't get my review fix, then I get kinda homicidal :) So please update...I'd hate to see you meet our pretty flesh eating weasels. See ya next chapter.
Dollars against Rubles?
Syc- Yay! A review ...glad you like it! *Saffire steps in, reads review* You DARE command the MonkeyHeaded Saffire?! DIE! *MonkeyHead holds Saffire back and gives her some more Dr.Pepper*
Now on to the story.....
"Ugh Remy don like dis, "muttered the infamous Rajun Cajun, as he struggled against his metal bonds. For a moment he considered trying to charge himself out of them and then he saw who was bond in the chair next to him and all thought escaped from his mind as he tried to scoot closer.
"Cheri, "he exclaimed with the happiness of a thousand koala bears.
Rogue opened her eyes and blinked once, twice, three times.....
"What the Hell?"
"Like yeah I was thinking the same thing, "replied Kitty who was desperately trying to faze to no avail.
Suddenly a loud wail rang through the corridors of the mysterious cell,
"My Flame throwers! Oh god they took my flame throwers and the put me next to Toad! The horror! The horror! "
"Hey, "miffed Toad insulted at the erratic flame manipulator, "I just showered last month. "
"Mmm now turn a little to the left my Katya, ah yes now I can see the naked curve of your breast perfectly."
"Huh Peter wake up! Something weird is going on." , the previously mentioned Katya shouted , shaking the sleeping man/boy.
"Huh..." Colossus woke up, the blissful smile quickly slid off his face, "I...I wasn't dreaming about anything dirty ...I...I am but an innocent farm boy."
"Relax hommie, no one cares about your odd fantasies, plus I don tink she's even paying attention."
"Huh what, "questioned ShadowCat who was still trying to change her molecular structure.
Cyclops decided to immediately take leadership, even though he was in the same embarrassing position as everyone else.
"Ok now we need to find some plan to get out of this, ok Jean you try your best to find out whose doing this, Remy your try to charge your self out of your bonds, Peter you try to break yourself out of yours, Kitty I think it's obvious what I want you to do, and Rogue......uh you just keep scowling."
"Oh shut up leader-boy!" Toad's voice echoed down the hall, along with whimpers from St. John.
"Right! Yeah! Come on guys lets do this the X Men way!" cried Jean, who was the only person that was paying attention to Scott. Or at least she was until she noticed that the flesh-eating weasel was still ever so painfully attached to her butt.
"Ahhhhh! Flesh eating weasel! Get it off! Get it off! "
"I don't think you'll be able get the flesh eating weasels off your behind so easily, my weasels have been trained with all the best flesh eating tactics," mused a mysterious figure .
A unifies gasp was heard throughout the room.
"I know you, you're that one guy!" Scott yelled, "From that one show! Oh! What was it!"
"I believe it's called 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire", my tovarisch," Colossus helped his friend, though no one was listening.
"Oh, yea! I, like, totally know who you're talking about," Kitty chimed in, "Alex Trebec!" The mysterious man crossed his arms with a huff.
"No, that's another show...he's Pat Sajack!" Rouge quipped. The man got angry.
"No! No! He's Brad Sherwood!" Jean called excitedly.
"NO I AM NOT! I AM REGIS PHILBIN!" The man screamed furiously. "And that is the reason why I have kidnapped you! No one recognizes me!" Regis huffed. "And since you have made me feel so dejected, I shall sic my flesh eating weasels on everyone who misidentified me."
Next chapter we find out why Regis kidnapped them, and also how truely evil Regis can be... if you don't want to wait try reading: Do you want fries with that?, Loss of Clothing in Las Vegas: The Pyro Chronicles, StrongBad Evolution ....A different Kind of parody, So you want to be an X Man ( now taking Oc submissions), or The caged bird sings all by MonkeyHead.If you want to read something by Saffire (aka Nite Sky) read A Friend's Friend Woooooo that was one hell of a random plug
*Saffire finishes her Dr. Pepper and decides to address the readers* Oh yes and please don't forget to review...I like reviews and if I don't get my review fix, then I get kinda homicidal :) So please update...I'd hate to see you meet our pretty flesh eating weasels. See ya next chapter.