Adara Black, her brother Sirius, her best friend Noelle, and Remus Lupin,
whom she'd liked since the first year, were all sitting in the library
around a table.
"Hi," Noelle said, just to have something to say. Of course, just to make this story more interesting, she'd liked Sirius since the second year...like practically every other girl at Hogwarts, except for the exceptions of those who'd liked him since first year. But Noelle actually knew Sirius, unlike the rest of his fans.
"What do you wanna do?" Lupin asked, staring around the practically silent table.
"Dunno..." replied Sirius.
"Go away, Sirius," snapped Adara suddenly.
"No!" said Sirius and Noelle at the same time. Noelle shot Adara an angry look. Adara KNEW she liked Sirius...why'd she hafta be so mean?
"Why not?" complained Adara.
"Cuz he's KEWL," Noelle explained.
"Don't make me tell Moony who you fancy..." threatened Sirius.
"DON'T," exclaimed Adara.
"DO," exclaimed Noelle.
Sirius laughed, while, of course, still looking totally hot and cool.
"Who is it?" pestered Lupin.
"SIRIUS, NO!!!" shouted Adara, causing the evil librarian to "Shush" her, and many other random people turned around to look.
"His first name begins with 'R'..." taunted Sirius.
"NO!" pleaded Adara.
"And his last name begins with 'L'..." Noelle told Lupin.
"STUFF IT YOU TWO!!" shouted Adara, except in a whisper-y voice.
"R...L..." pondered Remus. "Ryan...Luis?"
"No, fool!" said Noelle. "Guess again!"
"Maybe I should just tell you..." sighed Adara.
"No, that ruins all the fun!!"
"Richard...Latrix?"
"Aren't you supposed to be smart, Moony?" inquired Sirius.
"Oh, I got it!! Random Littlekid!"
Adara, who was about to say "Just get it over with!" was surprised by this really weird response and instead said, "WHAT?!?!"
"Um...Remus...Lupin...hey, that's me!"
Sirius started laughing uncontrollably, yet still looked hot beyond all possible belief.
"Wait, you like ME?" asked Lupin.
Adara cursed under her breath and said, "Is that a trick question?"
At this point, Sirius fell down to the ground from his uncontrollable laughter, and yet, needless to say, still looked hot.
"Wait..." Lupin said, with the air of somebody slowly figuring something out. "If you like me...and I've liked you since the first year...then we should totally go out!"
Noelle started laughing, just because Remus is such an idiot, but Sirius abruptly stopped his laughter and sat up.
"WHAT?!?!" he exclaimed.
"YES!!" said Adara. "I mean...that's cool..."
"Sirius," explained Noelle in a soothing voice. "They're both idiots! They're perfect for each other!"
"Just like us!" said Sirius suddenly.
"What? We're both idiots?" Noelle was taken aback.
"Yeah! I mean...no...wait!" Sirius turned to Remus and asked, "WHY do you like Adara?? I've spent most of my life trying to get rid of her!"
"Why does Adara like LUPIN?" asked Noelle, a bit disgustidly, before Lupin could respond.
"Because...I dunno...um...he's...a werewolf?"
"SHH!" said Lupin. "Who told you about that??" He glared at Sirius.
"That was a secret?"
"No, Sirius, I want ALL my friends' sisters and their friends to know I'm a werewolf!"
"Oh...sorry, mate." Sirius paused before asking again, "WHY do you like my sister???"
"Um...cuz she's NOT a werewolf?"
"How do YOU know she's not a werewolf?" questioned Noelle. "STALKER!"
Lupin blushed, leading Noelle to exclaim, "I KNEW IT!"
"You stalk my sister!?!?" said Sirius, obviously disgusted. He punched Lupin.
Adara punched Sirius and Noelle.
Noelle punched Adara, then Lupin...then Lupin again...
Lupin punched Sirius...neither of the guys punched girls...
Lupin died then. Noelle cheered, but Adara got all sad and cried. Conveniently, her tears happened to have bring-back-to-life powers. So, Lupin came back to life and Adara kissed him on the lips, causing him to die again...figuratively, of course.
Then, Lupin sat down, and Adara turned to Noelle, saying, "So...who do YOU like, Noelle?" She smiled mischeviously.
"YOU already know, so I'm not gonna tell you."
"Who?" Sirius was interested now.
"No, I'm not telling," Noelle said, shaking her head.
"But I am!" Adara said.
"No! I only told HIM the first initial of the last name of the guy you like!"
"It's--"
"So, how's the weather?" Noelle abruptly changed the subject.
"It's dead," said Lupin absentmindidly.
"Oook..."
Sirius just stood there, looking hot. Finally, Noelle couldn't take it anymore.
"Sirius...you're so freaking hot!"
"I know," said Sirius, taken aback.
"Let's go make fun of James!!!" Adara suggested.
"Yeah!" everyone agreed.
The group walked over to James, who was conveniently standing outside the door of the library, doing jinxes on a cardboard cut out of Snape.
"Hey, Prongs," said Sirius.
"Hi."
"Any luck with Lily?" Sirius asked.
"Nah, I'm too much of an idiot."
"Duh," everyone else said.
"Even LUPIN has a girlfriend before you," Noelle teased.
"What?!?! Since when??"
Sirius mumbled a mix of curses and jinxes under his breath at Lupin.
"About three minutes ago," replied Lupin.
Noelle pointed and laughed at James.
"He's going out with ADARA," Sirius said.
"What?? What kinda idiot would--I mean..."
"Hey!" said Adara, hitting James in the arm.
Noelle now laughed at them all...she laughs a lot...
"Shut up, Noelle," said James.
"But why?"
"Because it's not like you have a boyfri--" James stopped and looked at Sirius.
"What?"
"Everbody, I hafta go...I'm sorry," said Noelle.
"Aw," said Sirius. Noelle bent over and kissed him on the lips before retreating to the Ravenclaw tower.
"Hi," Noelle said, just to have something to say. Of course, just to make this story more interesting, she'd liked Sirius since the second year...like practically every other girl at Hogwarts, except for the exceptions of those who'd liked him since first year. But Noelle actually knew Sirius, unlike the rest of his fans.
"What do you wanna do?" Lupin asked, staring around the practically silent table.
"Dunno..." replied Sirius.
"Go away, Sirius," snapped Adara suddenly.
"No!" said Sirius and Noelle at the same time. Noelle shot Adara an angry look. Adara KNEW she liked Sirius...why'd she hafta be so mean?
"Why not?" complained Adara.
"Cuz he's KEWL," Noelle explained.
"Don't make me tell Moony who you fancy..." threatened Sirius.
"DON'T," exclaimed Adara.
"DO," exclaimed Noelle.
Sirius laughed, while, of course, still looking totally hot and cool.
"Who is it?" pestered Lupin.
"SIRIUS, NO!!!" shouted Adara, causing the evil librarian to "Shush" her, and many other random people turned around to look.
"His first name begins with 'R'..." taunted Sirius.
"NO!" pleaded Adara.
"And his last name begins with 'L'..." Noelle told Lupin.
"STUFF IT YOU TWO!!" shouted Adara, except in a whisper-y voice.
"R...L..." pondered Remus. "Ryan...Luis?"
"No, fool!" said Noelle. "Guess again!"
"Maybe I should just tell you..." sighed Adara.
"No, that ruins all the fun!!"
"Richard...Latrix?"
"Aren't you supposed to be smart, Moony?" inquired Sirius.
"Oh, I got it!! Random Littlekid!"
Adara, who was about to say "Just get it over with!" was surprised by this really weird response and instead said, "WHAT?!?!"
"Um...Remus...Lupin...hey, that's me!"
Sirius started laughing uncontrollably, yet still looked hot beyond all possible belief.
"Wait, you like ME?" asked Lupin.
Adara cursed under her breath and said, "Is that a trick question?"
At this point, Sirius fell down to the ground from his uncontrollable laughter, and yet, needless to say, still looked hot.
"Wait..." Lupin said, with the air of somebody slowly figuring something out. "If you like me...and I've liked you since the first year...then we should totally go out!"
Noelle started laughing, just because Remus is such an idiot, but Sirius abruptly stopped his laughter and sat up.
"WHAT?!?!" he exclaimed.
"YES!!" said Adara. "I mean...that's cool..."
"Sirius," explained Noelle in a soothing voice. "They're both idiots! They're perfect for each other!"
"Just like us!" said Sirius suddenly.
"What? We're both idiots?" Noelle was taken aback.
"Yeah! I mean...no...wait!" Sirius turned to Remus and asked, "WHY do you like Adara?? I've spent most of my life trying to get rid of her!"
"Why does Adara like LUPIN?" asked Noelle, a bit disgustidly, before Lupin could respond.
"Because...I dunno...um...he's...a werewolf?"
"SHH!" said Lupin. "Who told you about that??" He glared at Sirius.
"That was a secret?"
"No, Sirius, I want ALL my friends' sisters and their friends to know I'm a werewolf!"
"Oh...sorry, mate." Sirius paused before asking again, "WHY do you like my sister???"
"Um...cuz she's NOT a werewolf?"
"How do YOU know she's not a werewolf?" questioned Noelle. "STALKER!"
Lupin blushed, leading Noelle to exclaim, "I KNEW IT!"
"You stalk my sister!?!?" said Sirius, obviously disgusted. He punched Lupin.
Adara punched Sirius and Noelle.
Noelle punched Adara, then Lupin...then Lupin again...
Lupin punched Sirius...neither of the guys punched girls...
Lupin died then. Noelle cheered, but Adara got all sad and cried. Conveniently, her tears happened to have bring-back-to-life powers. So, Lupin came back to life and Adara kissed him on the lips, causing him to die again...figuratively, of course.
Then, Lupin sat down, and Adara turned to Noelle, saying, "So...who do YOU like, Noelle?" She smiled mischeviously.
"YOU already know, so I'm not gonna tell you."
"Who?" Sirius was interested now.
"No, I'm not telling," Noelle said, shaking her head.
"But I am!" Adara said.
"No! I only told HIM the first initial of the last name of the guy you like!"
"It's--"
"So, how's the weather?" Noelle abruptly changed the subject.
"It's dead," said Lupin absentmindidly.
"Oook..."
Sirius just stood there, looking hot. Finally, Noelle couldn't take it anymore.
"Sirius...you're so freaking hot!"
"I know," said Sirius, taken aback.
"Let's go make fun of James!!!" Adara suggested.
"Yeah!" everyone agreed.
The group walked over to James, who was conveniently standing outside the door of the library, doing jinxes on a cardboard cut out of Snape.
"Hey, Prongs," said Sirius.
"Hi."
"Any luck with Lily?" Sirius asked.
"Nah, I'm too much of an idiot."
"Duh," everyone else said.
"Even LUPIN has a girlfriend before you," Noelle teased.
"What?!?! Since when??"
Sirius mumbled a mix of curses and jinxes under his breath at Lupin.
"About three minutes ago," replied Lupin.
Noelle pointed and laughed at James.
"He's going out with ADARA," Sirius said.
"What?? What kinda idiot would--I mean..."
"Hey!" said Adara, hitting James in the arm.
Noelle now laughed at them all...she laughs a lot...
"Shut up, Noelle," said James.
"But why?"
"Because it's not like you have a boyfri--" James stopped and looked at Sirius.
"What?"
"Everbody, I hafta go...I'm sorry," said Noelle.
"Aw," said Sirius. Noelle bent over and kissed him on the lips before retreating to the Ravenclaw tower.