Kawaii!!!
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Chapter Three…
A/N:
Why bother I don't own DBZ… hum…
Wish I did but don't we all but Akria do so please review thanks.
%Videl Briefs%
[Hall Way]
Gohan stuttered feeling Videl come closer brining their body heat to an infernal temperature.
"I-I" his explanation and apology was cut short by the late bell.
Videl opened her eyes before blushing, "I-I…"
"Come on Videl!" Erasa pulled her then she gripped Gohan, "You too! We're gonna lose our spot"
"Our who? What?" Gohan asked.
[Son's House]
"Goku…" Chichi sighed finishing the dishes, "Where can you possibly be?"
Chichi gripped her tissue, "I bet you did this on purpose" her head sulked, "Why oh why me?"
"Momma? *She's talking to herself again… that's not normal* Momma?"
"Oh Goku is that you?" Chichi sniffed.
"No… I'm Goten your son remember? The second and silly one?" Goten beamed.
Chichi sniffed, "Uhm Goten would you like some of the new cookies?"
Goten's eyes lit up, "Would I ever"
"Good then there right here" Chichi pulled out the tray of cookies, "*be strong… you promised you'd be strong*"
[Orange Star Courtyard]
Erasa looked around jumping up and down to see over the crowd of the student body.
"He's over there" Gohan pointed.
"Did he ufh… save the ufh spot?" Erasa asked still jumping.
"Sure did… and he looks quite proud" Gohan replied.
"Good then… shall we then" she dragged the two teens behind her, "Sharpener over here"
He seemed to finally hear her over the commotion and mass conversations.
"Finally!! Do you guys know how many jocks I had to beat off?" Sharpener said sarcastically waving his hand.
"Oh I'm so sorry" Erasa smiled finally letting Videl and Gohan go.
"For such a drama queen you have a great grip when you're determined" Videl smile.
"Thank you" Erasa pulled out her lunch, "So are you having your lunch like the rest of us or on a silver platter with a sliver spoon Videl?"
Videl rolled her eyes, "Erasa come on! That was when I was a kid"
"Your day sure knows how to spoil a girl huh Videl?" Sharpener snickered, "He'd give you about anything except"
"A boyfriend" the three echoed.
"He's so over protective" Erasa shook her head, "Then again his wife's quote: 'gone missing' and you're a hand full now to mention--"
"What do you mean by 'hand full'?" Videl snapped.
"Well… you're kind of free spirited but that's good helping the cops and all… just saying"
"You'll never get a boyfriend that won't go screaming like a girl if you take down a crook" Erasa chimed.
"Or he'll be in it for it or and if the cash---" Sharpener added.
"Then again he'll be going like a cheerleader or be jealous of your power… and try to train you into some quiet servant" Angela piped in sitting besides them with Kino her new boyfriend.
"Angela how nice of you to join us" Erasa replied finishing her latté.
"How do you do" Angela giggled, "oh and …HEY where's Gohan?"
"Uhm…" Videl got up from leaning on the oak tree, "Let's see its Wednesday so he's more likely in the library or about this time coming back and just turning and should be here by now"
Upon her words he was just coming towards them with two new textbooks.
Angela and Erasa giggled and their boyfriends knew they had something evil and sinister cooking up, well to them.
Matchmaking… oh that dreadful word rang through their ears.
Sharpener swallowed, "Uhm girls…"
Their eyes gleamed and they looked thirsty for pairing people as they usually do.
"Dude, they got that gleam in their eyes"
"They should eat more vegetables" a female giggled.
Turning their heads they gawked at the woman before them.
Short chestnut hair to her shoulders a few clinging to her forehead loosely. She wore a somewhat sophisticate yet teen stylish outfit. Her eyes where covered by her crimson sunglasses that reflected the noon sun.
"GO-HAN!" she called waving to him drawing not only Gohan's but Videl, Angela and Erasa's attention.
She raised her sunglasses to show her true identity….
[Capsule corps]
"Theses are lovely" Bulma and Chichi chimed looking at the wedding album of their best friend.
"Yes" they answered the other.
Vegeta walked in but slowly crept out, "*and they say I'm strange*"
"You sure Gohan won't get angry?" Bulma asked.
"Of course not! He's going to be in collage soon and he needs a girlfriend or something" Chichi insisted.
"Why not a dog?" Goten beamed jumping on the couch.
Trunks rolled his eyes, "You're helpless"
"My baby shall not be die a-" she paused seeing Goten and Trunks and whispered something to Bulma who nodded.
"We know all" the two chibis nodded with a cunning smile before laughing and going to the kitchen for a snack.
Bulma and Chichi giggled and finished looking through the albums.
Bulma sighed and stretched before sitting back down in the blue sofa.
"Oh we must go to Le chic, it has all the needs besides certain things, They have makeup, shoes, dresses, wedding dresses, engagement rings and the unmentionables" Chichi giggled, "Now what's left is find a woman for Gohan"
Bulma nodded taking out her small memo pad and flipped to a clean page, "Personality, characteristics and etc" Bulma clicked her red pen and wrote "She has to know how to cook, responsible and likeable"
Chichi nodded, "Also she has to have child bearing hips especially since they I hope it shall be more than one will be saiyans! Oh, she can't be too bitchy, aggressive yes, but not crazy"
Bulma nodded, "Yep, and they must be compatible and get alone. In addition to loving and faithful plus a family type of woman"
"Yes and not too timid it would help if she was into martial arts and had sometime of hobby. She needs to be interesting and not 'blab'. Very I'll underline that, faithful"
"Hum… let's see there's much more for qualifications" Chichi began drinking her cup of tea, "It's like one of those matchmakers shows"
Bulma placed her memo pad and pen down before drinking some of her tea. "Some are crony but others are well… anyways, we'll talk about that later today it's Gohan and woman over lattés"
Bulma placed her tea down and grinned "Yep, don't forget what Wednesday is--"
"--ANNUAL SHOPPING SPREE" the women chimed aloud.
Chichi sat down along with Bulma "My father gave me all this money because of his nearly clash with death but he's not complaining so I placed half for the family, a quarter for emergencies and of course another quarter for sprees.
"Hey keep it down dammit some people are trying to sleep" Vegeta grumbled poking his head into the parlor with his ruffled hair and slightly pinked puffy faced.
"Poor Veggie, next time you'll learn not to tease Gohan" Bulma teased but let a chuckled out and Chichi too giggled again.
"Maybe you should get an ice pack, no a large chuck of meat for that then when it's thawed hopefully it's good enough to eat" Chichi smiled.
Bulma too smiled and the women just laughed out loud and Vegeta turned red completely embarrassed and frustrated.
Vegeta grumbled something like a cruse before leaving.
"Your welcome" Bulma called over her shoulder and laughed again, "What a sweetheart he is"
Chichi shrugged, "Now let's get a family detective to watch the girls in Gohan's school and how they interact with my baby"
Bulma nodded, "Right"
Chichi smirked, "And I know the perfect person" then her smirk widen, "The perfect four"
Bulma blinked, "Huh?"
Chichi snickered and whispered her plan into Bulma' ears in which her eyes grew wide with excitement, "Oh… oh my… no way…" she too smirked, "Kami that's brilliant Chichi! Ya, I should have thought of that earlier, lets hurry to the lab while my dad has his equipment out"
[High school]
She revealed her dark auburn eyes and then smiled at Gohan again, "It's been so long" she hugged Gohan tightly, "Oh it's has been what…? Three years? Oh you're so handsome and so--"
"All right Gohan who is this-this woman?" Videl asked.
The woman blinked as well, "Yes who is she Gohan?"
"She means you" Tori whispered.
The woman gave him a sharp glance, "I know that"
"Ah" Gohan stuttered, "E-everyone this is Mai"
Mai turned and faced his friends with a broad smile, "How do you do? My name's Mai, I'm 16 years old and I'm a senior! I moved from the way past the 409 mountain area. And I've come to move in with Gohan" she bowed.
"YOU'RE letting a girl stay with YOU?!" the females yelled.
"Man that's totally cool" the males interrupted.
"I—I she I never said…"
"Why not?" Mai pouted, "I'm too young to be out of my lonesome" she leaned against Gohan's shoulder, "Right Gohan?"
Videl gritted her teeth and Erasa held her back and Videl asked, "So what are you to Gohan?"
"What are you a jealous girlfriend or something?" Mai teased but coughed seeing Videl wasn't in the mood for stalling, "Of course I'm his extraordinary lovely cousin of course"
"COUSIN?!"
"Ya" Mai nodded, "What do you have ear wax in them ears or something?"
"You're a beautiful cousin you sure are" Sharpener flirted.
"That's for the flatter but I'm not into blondes but thanks" Mai shrugged.
"Flatter won't get you anywhere with Mai" Gohan smiled.
"Damn straight cuz" then she smiled the aromas coming to her, "Hum… Aunt Chichi's cooking…." She looked at Gohan, "You wouldn't have an extra amount for lil' ole me now would you?"
"Uhm sure I guess" Gohan stuttered.
"Good" Mai smiled and locked her arms around Gohan, "Videl you won't mind?"
"Why would I?" Videl asked.
"You are his girlfriend aren't you?" Mai teased.
Videl began to fume, "Must I spell it out for you? I'M NOT HIS GIRLFRIEND!!!"
"Ouch" Sharpener held his ears, "We're right here" he murmured seeing the whole student body starring at the group.
"WELL? WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?!"
They all turned away back to their conversations without being told twice.
Calculus
"Well it seems that we have been proudly presented with four new students" Mrs. Ukiah chimed, "Chichi and Bulma Briefs and Goku and Vegeta Son"
Gohan and Mai nearly feel out their chairs from hearing the names.
As they thought the teen version of the four stood before the class.
"They're cute" two cheerleaders from the fifth row chimed.
Two jocks pointed to Bulma and Chichi with winks but received death glares from their mates.
"I assume Goku and Vegeta are related to you Gohan correct?" Mrs. Ukiah asked.
"I-I sure…." Gohan murmured and looked at the four in a panic.
"You may sit in the row behind Mr. Son there are empty seats right over there next to Yuan"
Gohan swallowed seeing his mother give him a wink which held dark mischief.
"Momma" Gohan groaned.
"What about your mother?" Videl asked and Gohan looked up frightened by her glare.
"Uhm, uhm, uhm no-nothing" Gohan lied and turned red before looking at his calculus book.
"Now then everyone turn to page 654 in your textbook please" professor Ukiah instructed.
The professor nodded before turning to the chalkboard "Now then class today we shall continue upon---"
"Hey there cute stuff" Adair the head of the cheerleading squad winked at Goku before pulling out a piece of paper out from her shirt, "Here's my number" she winked before glancing at Chichi, "It's the way of teen lusting maybe you'll have a chance grandma" then she turned away.
"GRANDMA?!" Chichi yelled, "Why I have you know"
"Shhh" the students hissed.
"Oh shut up" Chichi snapped.
Gohan slapped his forehead and groaned.
"Mrs. Son" the teacher looked over her shoulder, "is there some issue that needs to be addressed?"
"No" Chichi muttered.
"Good then, this class is really disturbing so one more outburst from anyone and its double homework" then she turned back to the board.
Adair snickered behind her textbook and Gohan saw his mother's face grow red, "Oh ….no" Gohan swallowed.
Chichi was the one who was now snickering as she held Adria's favorite French perfume in her hand. Chichi shook it in a threat catching Adria's attention immediately.
"N-No you…. You wouldn't dare" she squeaked.
Chichi smirked, "Oh but I dare" and snapped the bottle into two before throwing it into the trash can opposite of the professor. Soft murmurs of astonishments erupted before Adair stood glaring at Chichi, "YOU DUMB little bi--"
"Ok everyone double homework tonight you may all thank Ms. Mauro" Professor Ukiah said curtly.
The class grumbled with more than half glaring daggers at her. Two of her cheerleading squad members scoffed at Adair, "Like not cool girlfriend"
Adair sniffed, "B-But I am cool"
The bell soon rang and Chichi followed the gang consisting of Gohan, Videl, Erasa, Sharpener, Mai and the four new comers. Adair stood up and her amethyst colored eyes glared at the group, "I'll get you"
A/N: What is Adair threatening here? And what is this threat? What about the four 'new comers' why are they here? Will Bulma and Chichi succeed in their plans? Why has Mai suddenly come? So many questions yet to be revealed… on the next Kawaii!!!