A/N: Hello there. Yeah.........
.....
...Oh, you're still here.
....Guess I should start with the fiction eh?
-gets glares from readers and shrinks- Eh...FINE!
On with the chapter.
Disclaimer:
Roses are Red,
Violets are blue
Me no own
So you no sue!
-On The Last Exxxxciting Chapter Of Ed Edd and ....Joe? ..*reads script* ..EDDY!-
Kevin and Naz started leaving, "Thanks Double Dee!"
With that they left closing the door behind them.
"This has been quite an interesting day."
Chanchan grinned, "Not as interesting as when Umi carried out a confersation with a bronze statue of a cow in the park last summe-"
WHACK
"CHANCHAN STOP SPILLING MY SECRETS!"
"owie..ness."
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"Wait! Kevin! Naz! Come baaaaaack!" Eddy chased after the them as the two departed from the haunted home. Ed was reading his comic book again. Umi looked over his shoulder and saw some colored pictures with words and cruel puns that someone's grandmother would be ashamed of. Umi looked to Double Dee, "Hey, does hallow-head here actually UNDERSTAND what this thing says? Can he actually read it?"
Double dee pondered for a moment, "I..Don't know actually. I haven't given this much thought. Though after many expereinces such as a curse he did with the comic book and 'Jimmy' and-"
"Yes or No will be fine, thank you."
Double Dee stopped rambling, "I believe so." He looked past Umi to Ed, "Ed, can you read that comic book?"
"....."
".....Ed?"
.....Silence.
"...Ed?"
......More silence.
"......Ed?"
.......Nothing has changed, it's silence people.
"..............Ed?"
............Dark loud silence.
".....Ed?"
.........
"....E-"
"DARNIT YOU STUPID-HEAD ANSWER DOUBLE DEE BEFORE I BREAK EVERY BONE IN YOUR BODY INCLUDING YOUR PEANUT SIZED BRAIN!"
"...Hello Umi, How are you?"
"...GAAAHA!"
Umi started to chase Ed around the kitchen as he laughed like an idiot and weaved around counters, hallways, the broken statue, Nemeis, and even Lalaine as she did her make-up.
"Die You Stupid-" Umi rammed right into the stiff Ed as he stopped abruptedly at the doorway. She fell backwards onto the dusty floor and groaned, "Oh..my butt. I broke my poor butt."
ChanChan, Lalaine and Nemesis rushed into the room and Lalaine helped Umi up.
Umi rubber her sore butt again, "My butt. I can't feel it."
Lalaine said bluntly, "You have no butt."
Umi snorted back, "Yes I do," she turned looking at the appendage and whimperd, "It's a pretty butt!"
"..." ChanChan looked at Ed's face seeing a terrified face. Like he saw a ghost or something. Edd and Eddy ran out he kitchen and arrived at Ed's side to see why the girls left and they stopped too seeing who was stading at the doorway.
"Ka..ka....kakaka...ki...deh...kar...tipi..." Double Dee stuttered as he shook in fear.
CHanChan gave them an odd look, "Try sentences and phrases please. She looked at the people at the doorway. They DID look pretty..ugly. Lalaine nearly barfted at not only their faces, but their hairstyles and fashion wardrobs.
Nemesis looked at them in shock. They were...LAUGHING! These..THINGS were..LAUGHING..at HER. These kids must be IDIOTS to be laughing at her..that or just suicidal.
Umi blinked at them. What was so darn funny? Why did they have this possesed look in their eyes? Why were the ed's so scared? Why was everyone just staring and not talking? ..What's for dinner tonight?
"KANKERS!!!!!!!!!" Ed screamed and ran around everyone in circles panting and screetching about their dooms day arrival.
ChanChan blinked as Eddy and Double dee ran frantically around following Ed's example, "What's a..Kanker?"
Umi shrugged, "Sounds like some kind of cereal."
Lalaine added, "Or jean styles."
Nemesis looked at ChanChan, Umi and Lalaine, "Or maybe some kind of dicease."
"You mean like" ChanChan added the narrative voice again "GENGIVATUS!"
Nemesis blinked, "..noo, I mean like some kind of foot dicease that makes fungus grow"
(A/N: How the heck do you spell that word!!?!?!?)
The Kankers continued laughing as they approached Ed, Edd and Eddy, "Look girls" Lee said, "It's our boyfreinds!"
The blonde Kanker frowned and pouted, "Looks like they're cheating on us with these other weirdos!"
Nemesis twitched "Us?! Weirdos?!"
Lalaine gritted her teeth, "Them?! Boyfreinds!?"
Umi fidgeted, " Us?! Cheating?"
ChanChan asked again, "What's a Kanker?"
The Kankers laughed again, "I'm Marie Kanker!" stated the blue haired one. She words a black shirt and grey pants, she grinned her yellow-teethed grin.
The blonde kanker smirked, "I'm May Kanker!"
"and I'm Lee Kanker" the red heard concluded. "We are The Kanker sisters."
ChanChan blinked a couple of times, "..........Oh."
Nemesis, "So..are you some kind of foot fungus?"
Marie Kanker snorted, "Of course not you stupid girl.I'M Double Dee's Girlfreind!"
Nemesis lowerd her eyes to 'marie'. Boy, this girl needed an attitude adjustment. What did she think she was? Some kind of Junkie-punk wanna-be.???
Lalaine was about to wring this..this...FAKE BLONDIES NECK! She never liked being called 'Dumb blonde' and she always stood up for her fellow blonde sisters. but right now, there was gonna me one blonde with a hint of red. Heh, the red would be added after ramming May's head repeatingly into the walls.
Lee Kanker grinned whickedly as Umi clenched her fist, "Shorty's my boyfreind. YOU can't have him you little rat-"
"I DON'T WANT THEM AS A BOYFREIND YOU IMBECILE!"
the Kankers faces changed dramaticly from smug to down-right shocked.
Ed, Edd and Eddy hide behind the staircase seeing World War III aproching.
"Hit the deeeck!" Eddy screached as Ed's face made contact with the Dirt in the plants followed by Double Dee and Eddy. "Hello again dirt, how are the wife and kids?"
"Ed, shut up you're embarasing yourself"
"Dirt, this is my freind Eddy, Eddy this is Dirt. He's-"
"Ed try to not talk so the Kankers cannot find out whereabouts."
"Double Dee, I think the fact that your feet are sticking out of this bush may kinda throw that idea out the window, doncha think?"
"Anyway dirt, how has the weather been under there?"
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A/N: Well that's all for now, I hope you enjoyed it. I need some ideas for the next chapter though. Should we kicks the kanker butt? or should the eds try? REVEIWS AND SUGGESTIONS NEEEEEEDED, if not you will have to wait. -sighs- Please don't make me wait.
ja ne-
.....
...Oh, you're still here.
....Guess I should start with the fiction eh?
-gets glares from readers and shrinks- Eh...FINE!
On with the chapter.
Disclaimer:
Roses are Red,
Violets are blue
Me no own
So you no sue!
-On The Last Exxxxciting Chapter Of Ed Edd and ....Joe? ..*reads script* ..EDDY!-
Kevin and Naz started leaving, "Thanks Double Dee!"
With that they left closing the door behind them.
"This has been quite an interesting day."
Chanchan grinned, "Not as interesting as when Umi carried out a confersation with a bronze statue of a cow in the park last summe-"
WHACK
"CHANCHAN STOP SPILLING MY SECRETS!"
"owie..ness."
______________________________________________________________________
"Wait! Kevin! Naz! Come baaaaaack!" Eddy chased after the them as the two departed from the haunted home. Ed was reading his comic book again. Umi looked over his shoulder and saw some colored pictures with words and cruel puns that someone's grandmother would be ashamed of. Umi looked to Double Dee, "Hey, does hallow-head here actually UNDERSTAND what this thing says? Can he actually read it?"
Double dee pondered for a moment, "I..Don't know actually. I haven't given this much thought. Though after many expereinces such as a curse he did with the comic book and 'Jimmy' and-"
"Yes or No will be fine, thank you."
Double Dee stopped rambling, "I believe so." He looked past Umi to Ed, "Ed, can you read that comic book?"
"....."
".....Ed?"
.....Silence.
"...Ed?"
......More silence.
"......Ed?"
.......Nothing has changed, it's silence people.
"..............Ed?"
............Dark loud silence.
".....Ed?"
.........
"....E-"
"DARNIT YOU STUPID-HEAD ANSWER DOUBLE DEE BEFORE I BREAK EVERY BONE IN YOUR BODY INCLUDING YOUR PEANUT SIZED BRAIN!"
"...Hello Umi, How are you?"
"...GAAAHA!"
Umi started to chase Ed around the kitchen as he laughed like an idiot and weaved around counters, hallways, the broken statue, Nemeis, and even Lalaine as she did her make-up.
"Die You Stupid-" Umi rammed right into the stiff Ed as he stopped abruptedly at the doorway. She fell backwards onto the dusty floor and groaned, "Oh..my butt. I broke my poor butt."
ChanChan, Lalaine and Nemesis rushed into the room and Lalaine helped Umi up.
Umi rubber her sore butt again, "My butt. I can't feel it."
Lalaine said bluntly, "You have no butt."
Umi snorted back, "Yes I do," she turned looking at the appendage and whimperd, "It's a pretty butt!"
"..." ChanChan looked at Ed's face seeing a terrified face. Like he saw a ghost or something. Edd and Eddy ran out he kitchen and arrived at Ed's side to see why the girls left and they stopped too seeing who was stading at the doorway.
"Ka..ka....kakaka...ki...deh...kar...tipi..." Double Dee stuttered as he shook in fear.
CHanChan gave them an odd look, "Try sentences and phrases please. She looked at the people at the doorway. They DID look pretty..ugly. Lalaine nearly barfted at not only their faces, but their hairstyles and fashion wardrobs.
Nemesis looked at them in shock. They were...LAUGHING! These..THINGS were..LAUGHING..at HER. These kids must be IDIOTS to be laughing at her..that or just suicidal.
Umi blinked at them. What was so darn funny? Why did they have this possesed look in their eyes? Why were the ed's so scared? Why was everyone just staring and not talking? ..What's for dinner tonight?
"KANKERS!!!!!!!!!" Ed screamed and ran around everyone in circles panting and screetching about their dooms day arrival.
ChanChan blinked as Eddy and Double dee ran frantically around following Ed's example, "What's a..Kanker?"
Umi shrugged, "Sounds like some kind of cereal."
Lalaine added, "Or jean styles."
Nemesis looked at ChanChan, Umi and Lalaine, "Or maybe some kind of dicease."
"You mean like" ChanChan added the narrative voice again "GENGIVATUS!"
Nemesis blinked, "..noo, I mean like some kind of foot dicease that makes fungus grow"
(A/N: How the heck do you spell that word!!?!?!?)
The Kankers continued laughing as they approached Ed, Edd and Eddy, "Look girls" Lee said, "It's our boyfreinds!"
The blonde Kanker frowned and pouted, "Looks like they're cheating on us with these other weirdos!"
Nemesis twitched "Us?! Weirdos?!"
Lalaine gritted her teeth, "Them?! Boyfreinds!?"
Umi fidgeted, " Us?! Cheating?"
ChanChan asked again, "What's a Kanker?"
The Kankers laughed again, "I'm Marie Kanker!" stated the blue haired one. She words a black shirt and grey pants, she grinned her yellow-teethed grin.
The blonde kanker smirked, "I'm May Kanker!"
"and I'm Lee Kanker" the red heard concluded. "We are The Kanker sisters."
ChanChan blinked a couple of times, "..........Oh."
Nemesis, "So..are you some kind of foot fungus?"
Marie Kanker snorted, "Of course not you stupid girl.I'M Double Dee's Girlfreind!"
Nemesis lowerd her eyes to 'marie'. Boy, this girl needed an attitude adjustment. What did she think she was? Some kind of Junkie-punk wanna-be.???
Lalaine was about to wring this..this...FAKE BLONDIES NECK! She never liked being called 'Dumb blonde' and she always stood up for her fellow blonde sisters. but right now, there was gonna me one blonde with a hint of red. Heh, the red would be added after ramming May's head repeatingly into the walls.
Lee Kanker grinned whickedly as Umi clenched her fist, "Shorty's my boyfreind. YOU can't have him you little rat-"
"I DON'T WANT THEM AS A BOYFREIND YOU IMBECILE!"
the Kankers faces changed dramaticly from smug to down-right shocked.
Ed, Edd and Eddy hide behind the staircase seeing World War III aproching.
"Hit the deeeck!" Eddy screached as Ed's face made contact with the Dirt in the plants followed by Double Dee and Eddy. "Hello again dirt, how are the wife and kids?"
"Ed, shut up you're embarasing yourself"
"Dirt, this is my freind Eddy, Eddy this is Dirt. He's-"
"Ed try to not talk so the Kankers cannot find out whereabouts."
"Double Dee, I think the fact that your feet are sticking out of this bush may kinda throw that idea out the window, doncha think?"
"Anyway dirt, how has the weather been under there?"
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A/N: Well that's all for now, I hope you enjoyed it. I need some ideas for the next chapter though. Should we kicks the kanker butt? or should the eds try? REVEIWS AND SUGGESTIONS NEEEEEEDED, if not you will have to wait. -sighs- Please don't make me wait.
ja ne-