Kawaii

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Oh thank you all for the reviews, this chapter is pretty good. ^_^

Operation… Matchmaking

Chichi and Bulma along with their 'boyfriends' met up by the Orange Star café.

"And to think they couldn't come up with a better name" Bulma muttered.

'Well I'm sure as damn happy they never named it after that oaf"

"Shh" Bulma hissed, "There are some here"

"Some who?" Goku asked.

"Hurcule obsessed fans" Chichi muttered gazing over at a few jocks and cheerleader, then a band named after the 'champ'.

"Ohhh I got cha" Goku nodded and staring to drink his coffee, "I must be really hungry I don't like coffee… why don't they serve cakes and all that god stuff"

"They believe as 'teenagers' we should watch our weight and crap like that" Vegeta rolled his eyes and folded his arms, "Load of bull--"

"Vegeta" Bulma hissed.

Vegeta raised his eyebrow, "Fine it's a load of bull happy?"

"Ohhh" Bulma grunted.

"Now the first order of business is finding the best plan on bring Videl and Gohan together... suggestions?" Chichi pulled out her laptop.

Way too late

"Ahem, ladies and erm gentlemen we…we are" the stuttering burnet waitress stood before their table.

"Spit it out woman" Vegeta snapped.

"Wearelikeclosesocanyoupleaselevavethanks"

"What did you say?" Bulma glared.

"She said they where like closed and if we can like leave, thanks. Jeez Bulma where have you been it was so clear"

"Goku I know what she said!" Bulma groaned.

"Then I don't get why you asked her" Goku shrugged.

Chichi shook her head "Goku do you remember what she--"

"Yeah, the girl said 'they where like closed and if we can like leave, thanks. Jeez Bulma where have you been it was so clear' and then Bulma said--"

"You're telling it over again fool! She meant… oh Kami never mind just shut up" Vegeta grumbled putting his hands into his black jacket.

"We'll leave when we're damn ready too" Chichi muttered.

"Please miss, free coupons" she waved before Goku.

Goku snatched them and practically threw Chichi over his shoulders, "Will do"

Bulma and Vegeta followed Goku's lead quietly, Chichi though went kicking and yelling cursers and threats until they where outside.

"Really now" she smoothed out her skirt, "And I didn't leave because I was dragged out but because I wanted to"

Bulma nodded, "Sure, wow it's late"

"It's not even nine… what got a curfew woman?" Vegeta smirked.

"Ha, ha" Bulma said laughing sarcastically" Ah, No"

"Ok then… we're still at square one" Chichi sighed heavily, "We'll meet up at the usual spot ten minutes before class"

"We have a spot now?" Goku blinked. Chichi sighed again dragging her husband now before they took flight.

Bulma waved them good-bye and latched onto Vegeta's neck and they too headed home.

Satan Mansion

Videl threw off her shirt into the dirty clothes hamper before her bed.

Videl stared at herself before saying and pulling the rest of her clothing off. She entered the shower setting it on nearly hot. She rather prefers a hot shower now when she was pondering on things. Cold water was mostly used to clam herself down or when she was a child she get her to behave.

When she finished her shower she wrapped the blue towel around herself and wrapped her ebony hair into a bun. Then she went into her drawer finding one of her satin blue colored nightgown that reminded her of Juliet's outfit in the play for drama class.

"So I am to be in some stupid play… well being the nurse isn't so bad I guess… I can't stand this class"
Videl scoffed, "I'm not some poet and I'm not into all of that lovey dovey stuff"

Yet the more she augured against it deep within her she yearned to know what it was like. Oh, to have someone to be with, to hold you, to let you cry on them. She never had cried… well after her mother's death. She hadn't shed one tear during the funereal for she felt herself die that day.

She learned not to let anyone get close to you… for you'd lose them. She agreed the only reason her brother, sister and father where alive was because she kept a distance from them. Maybe fate was playing a sick joke upon her though she didn't know or didn't care to take such risks.

Her father had left a week later trying to find healing of which the head couldn't mend.

Son House

Gohan flipped through his novel book and closed it completely frustrated.

"Why don't you tell her?" Goten asked.

"And why don't you mind you business?" Gohan snapped.

Goten looked utterly hurt and mortified by Gohan's outburst.

Gohan sighed deeply, "Sorry about that kiddo"

Goten nodded, "That's ok big brother, we can't all have perfect lives 'ya know?"

Gohan nodded, "Sure can't squirt, say how about we have a snack before mom and dad get back"

"All right" Goten beamed enthusiastically and began jumping up and down.

"Clam down kiddo, mom would have a fit if she found another crater in the house"

"Oh, like the time she and Bulma went to the spa with Bulma's mom and dad was cooking and--"

"Yeah that one"

"I feel sorry for Vegeta he blow up the west wing of Capsule corps" Goten laughed, "He looked funny in that maid outfit"

Capsule Corps

"Let's see" Mrs. Briefs peered into the oven, "It's almost done"

Trunks  didn't looked happy but upset "Oh grandma couldn't I just--"

"No"

"Wh-"

"Because I said so" Mrs. Briefs chimed.

Trunks pouted "Uh--"

"Besides this oven will put it at the right temperature giving everyone the equal piece" Mrs. Briefs explained before the oven went off with a beep, "Ready"

Opening the oven a sheet of black smoke came flushing into the room setting off the fire alarms.

"Strange… I guess they're a little over done… oh my, of course I set it double the minutes, oh that husband of mine read this upside down! It's not 98 minutes, its 68"

Trunks held onto the table instead of falling over, "Oh brother"

"We're home" Bulma sang.

"Are you trying to break my ear drums?" Vegeta grumbled.

"Bad day?" Mrs. Briefs placed a kiss upon his forehead, "Poor prince, have a cookie"

Bulma was steaming but cleared her throat, "Momma"

"Oh right" she nodded, "Come along Trunks, we'll make them the cookies your way"

The Night

Goku lay awake in bed looking at his wife sleep peacefully. It had been nearly three weeks since he was give his life back. (Buu never happened, sorry)

He promised himself he'd do something great for his sons, and this was the perfect opportunity to help Gohan and his love life. He wasn't going to be cupid but he was going to try to push him in the right direction.

Tick… tock…tick…tock…

Then it hit him… [Light bulb]

"YES"

Chichi screamed in shock and glared at him, "Goku it's three am what in"

"I got it Chichi, call Bulma, I have a plan"

Chichi took out her journal, "Data log Tuesday 3 o clock Goku has an idea, intriguing…" she then picked up the phone and dialed Bulma's number.

"Ok it sounds good Goku," Bulma yawned, "So shall you make the list?"

"Yep, I'm ready with a cup of java and so cookies here"

"No crumbs in the bed" Chichi reminded him receiving a salute.

Goku took up his plate "All you two got to do is catch up on your long needed beauty sleep while I work"

"Ok" the two women yawned, "….HEEEYYYY! How dare you"

Bulma began yelling threats while Chichi threw pillows at Goku until he left.

"Men" the two women huffed and both of them heard Vegeta's chuckle which rewarded him a punch in the head and yells from Chichi.

"I got someone for you" Chichi threaten then sighed, "Night Bulma"

"Night" Bulma yawned and the two best friends hung up.

Next Day

Mr. Osakis adjusted his glasses, "All right students' today parents shall now own their very child… since ahem most can't be trusted me have been given mechanical or android babies… though they're not as easily harmed like normal babies they are especially programmed. We were quit likely that Bulma over there could put in a word with her mother"

Bulma smiled and waved slightly before resting her head upon her left hand.

"Now everyone the list goes as followed…"

"Hey" Erasa looked at Bulma, "Gosh I was wondering you look like your mom so much! Golly, she must be ancient"

"I am NOT" Bulma yelled.

"Your name is extremely famous" Sharpener smiled, "Like Videl's but yours for the capsules"

"Say Chichi Videl and I where talking… what's your mother's name?"

Videl turned around, "Is it Chichi? Because there was a Chichi in the tournament before Videl's father entered and she married Goku" she eyed Goku who was doodling, "It's awfully suspicious or strange is it not? I mean you look identical… but then again some parents and their off springs are look likes"

"You're nosy if you ask me" Vegeta grumbled.

"Well I didn't ask you now did I?" Videl grunted back.

Bulma held Vegeta back after he stood up knocking his chair over.

"Goku Son and Chichi Briefs…. Then we have Gohan Son and Videl Satan… Vegeta Son and Bulma Briefs…"

Gohan paled while Sharpener jumped out of his seat, "I object your honor! Videl and I have been partners in this class since I can remember"

Videl glared at him, "We just got this class this semester blonde, and I never did have this class with you since"

Sharpener blushed, "we'll I"

Mr. Osakis narrowed his eyes and raising his glasses he said "Mr. Pencil do us all a favor and take your seat… thank you"

When Sharpener took his seat Mr. Osakis rubbed his temples frustrated with his class.

Mr. Osakis sighed and looked up "Now then everyone take out your health books and turn to page 69 now"

Chichi opened her book and whispered "How about we go to the skating ring after school, it's a Friday and we can start the plan"

"Yeah, we have to go subtle" Bulma whispered back.

Lunch

"Say Gohan, can we sit with you guys today?" Goku asked catching up to them.

Gohan shrugged, "I don't know, I guess so if the rest of them don't mind"

"Good" Chichi smiled and hugged Goku, "We have plans to tell"

"Say Videl, you guys interested in going to the skating ring?" Chichi leaned over.

Videl who sat the row below her shrugged, "I guess, I have nothing really to do today"

"Erasa? Blonde boy?" Bulma asked.

"Sure, as long as cutie will be there" Erasa giggled.

"Of course I will be" Sharpener boasted.

"No Gohan dummy" Erasa glared.

Videl glared at Erasa, "Stop calling him that"

Erasa pouted, "Of fine, then I'll just have to find another nickname"

"So Gohan you going?" Videl turned.

Gohan stuttered "Uh, err…. Well I"

"He'll love to" Serenity smiled.

Gohan gawked at Serenity if she was crazy, "W-what?"

"I mean how are you and Videl gonna to hook up?" Mai shrugged.

[Beep]

[Beep]

"I think I actually lost my hearing or something, I keep hearing a beeping sound" Goku whispered, "is someone cursing and their censoring it"

"No cutie pie, its' Videl's communicator"

Videl looked up after receiving a nod from the professor.

A few moments later Gohan began tapping his left foot creating yet another earthquake like movement.

Everyone except the Son's Briefs, and the two Satan's weren't affected.

Gohan ran out of the classroom unnoticed until…

"Son Gohan, where do you think your going?"

Gohan stopped abruptly hearing his mother.

"I have to follow Videl, she might be endanger and"

"Ok" Chichi smiled tilting her head while she gave Bulma a high five behind her, "Goku and Vegeta will keep the effect going until you lovers get back"

"Gohan catch" Goku threw him something.

Gohan blushed seeing what Goku threw him. He was looking baffled yet horrified and pale "What kind of guy do you think I am?"

"A hormonal type?" Vegeta shrugged, "You're a saiyan, and you're a guy what's more to say?"

Goku shrugged, "We can't take the chance, and besides the percentage of teenage pregnancies are growing high these days!" Goku nodded.

The group blinked until Gohan transformed into his SSJ form.

"Oh Gohan, FYI they're 'checking' certain things to crack down on things. I.e.; drugs, STD's… stuff" Goku grinned and he and the group left.

"Oh, if you do anything to hurt Videl, I swear--" Tori grabbed Gohan by the collar.

Serenity pried her older brother off Gohan's neck, "If we want them to -rolls eyes w/ a knowing gesture- ya know it's gonna hurt being her first time and all… be gentle or I'll kill ya"

Mai grinned following the two Satan's, "Have fun cuz, use the protection Son"

Gohan blushed and shook his head, "I doubt I'll need this thing but whatever"

He took flight hurry to Videl's ki near Ogling street south of Orange Star High.

High School

"Isn't it romantic" Chichi sighed deeply.

"What the heck do you mean by romantic? We're all gonna die" Erasa screamed dramatically.

Chichi sighed deeply, "I wonder how many babies they'll have…"

"How do babies come into all this? I'll be lucky if I have my 'friend' in one piece" Sharpener screamed.

"May we please keep such disgusting thoughts to yourself?!" Angela yelled sitting underneath her desk.

"Well ex-ccuusseee ME I didn't know we had royalty" Sharpener muttered.

"Damn straight boy" Vegeta smirked.

"Excuse me" Erasa coughed "But we are in a crisis... So if you'd all just SIT THE HECK DOWN!!" then she began to ramble on, "I'm too young to die, I haven't had my first pimple yet! Ugh I never dyed my hair green and orange yet!!"

"And I'm way, way too beautiful" Sharpener cried and the two hysterical blondes hugged and cried.

"Goku I think you can stop now before those two are mad" Chichi whispered.

"And ruin the fun?" Vegeta chuckled.

"Vegeta" Bulma grunted.

Gohan dashed back into the room just a minute before Videl. As soon as he was seated the earthquake ceased.

The students that had hair where muzzled and their faces where pale and frighten.

Well except for a selected few.

"Ah, I knew I'd live" Sharpener laughed.

Chichi and Bulma rolled their eyes "He's been idolizing that oaf too much"

"What oaf?" Videl asked.

Chichi and Bulma squeaked not noticing she was in front of them.

"Ah nothing" the two stuttered returning to their seats.

Mr. Osakis adjusted his glasses again, "Uhm would one of the partners of each parents please come up and get your baby"

Whenever received their child he continued, "With special modifications exquisiteness is based up the parents… Mr. Son and Miss. Satan's child is an example of those two did marry and have their first baby girl"

Gohan flushed and Videl looked down at the child to forget the glances of their classmates.

Videl smiled even though it was an android the baby looked extremely beautiful.

"Now then please try to corporate and place your differences aside… ahem, now each person must watch the baby carefully and feed and care for it like a normal child. The best score couple wins a secluded prize sponsored by Capsule corps"

Murmurs of what the prize would be erupted but Bulma merely smirked and leaned back in her chair.

"Now then, this shall be due by the end of this month, include a short page to page and a half typed report evaluating. Bath the child please and those sorts for at least a passing for effort…"

[Bell]

"Remember take responsibility, the baby's built in moderator knows both of you" Mr. Osakis yelled over the conversations.

"Dude this is so gonna cut into my social life"

"Ugh, me too. There goes my cheerleading and shopping spree this month"

"So uhm…"

"I'll come over to your house on Saturday, you won't mind if I stay the night would you?"

"Of course he won't!" Chichi beamed, "It shall be fun! We can all be there, but of course Gohan's parents will be out of town and the house had added rooms so everyone can come! Right Gohan?"

Gohan blushed, "Uh sure…"

Videl looked at Gohan suspiciously before shrugging, 'Ok then, how about noon"

"Sure" Chichi smiled and waved to Videl.

"Ah, that was perfectly executed"

"My 'parents' shall be out of town?" Gohan asked.

"Oh don't be silly, you can stay in your room with Videl, and Goten shall stay at Bulma's" Chichi smiled.

Bulma blinked "May Vegeta and me stay over… since Goku and Vegeta are to be brothers?"

"If I was his brother…. I'd kill myself" Vegeta grumbled.

"Oh you" Bulma hit him playfully.

Chichi nodded "You can have the guest bedroom and Goku and I shall stay in ours"

"Yeah, drinking party!!" Goku chimed, "I'll get the champagne and maybe some vodka!"

Chichi slapped her forehead, "Why me?"

"I do not know" Goku laughed.……………………

Narrator:

What is this plan of Goku's? Why does it involve Champagne? Shall Gohan survive Saturday with them… let alone a MONTH? Will Videl find out about the new students and Gohan's heritage? What about Saiyanman? Find out…….

A/N: Lovely chapter if I do say so myself, I have a great layout just for the week of Christmas toots

%Kisses%

Videl Briefs

Completed: 平成15年12月5日