Kawaii!!
A/N: Hugs and kisses. My new Christmas layout is finished.
Also I hope you enjoyed the last chapter and big thanks to future and past reviewers
…Oh and to those who didn't feedback through reviewers.
NOTE: For Hoildays_DBZ style I'll have TWO chapters just for Christmas!
Also for a bonus a DBZ (of course Goh/Vid Romeo and Juliet *Two world… one heart*) I'm dead serious it's going to have many twist and leave you shocked (I promise that) don't worry it shall keep in perception of Shakespeare but I'll take out the 'ye' and 'thee' and 'thy' etc.
Please tell me in your review any predications for that story or suggestions for Kawaii….
Yes, it would be a horrid day on Saturday, nature and its' surroundings spoke it.
The clashes of thunder outside the school rumbled speaking 'retaliation' each time.
"Then you take the square root of this---"
Gohan just zoned out which was mostly usually for Sharpener who leaned back in his chair trying to impress Videl.
Gohan rolled his eyes, "*He'll never learn*"
{Swack}
Snickers and giggles followed the slap for everyone knew it was noon in which Sharpener was usually slapped by Videl.
"Sharpener…" Mrs. Naomi handed him a pass for the nurse. Sharpener muttered and thanks and took the pass before leaving.
"Honestly that boy will never learn, I've been here less than a week and his brain has to be smaller than a walnut" Chichi muttered.
"JA!" Goku nodded, "Even I'm not that dumb"
Silence…
He looked at Vegeta "Well I'm not… boy don't get twisted" Goku snapped his fingers. Vegeta was in the irresolute on whether to hit Goku to Namek or laugh.
"He's been hanging around Angela's group a bit too long" Bulma whispered and flipped the page in her Calculus book completely bored.
"It's a sub and we're supposed to be idiots" Tori murmured.
"And who says you aren't one now?" Serenity teased her older brother.
"Its number two of the kids, now teen's unwritten code" Tori declared.
"Tori do us all a favor... shut up" Mai sighed.
"Fine ..meaine"
After School
"Videl got the ok from her dad during lunch" Chichi giggled, "Grandbabies... Oh I can picture them now Goku" she hugged Goku tightly.
Gohan rolled his eyes, "Sorry to disappoint you guys, but don't expect too much"
Goku blinked, "What do you mean?"
"I mean, don't get your hopes up so high… Videl's only tolerating me around her that long just to get out of that class… I'll beat you a hundred zeni when this is over she'll treat me just a little above Sharpener"
"Ouch" Goku winced in sympathy.
"Yeah 'ouch' well I'll see you guys home then" Gohan then turned and left.
"Golly… I guess we'll have to go to extreme plan 56" Goku nodded.
"That is…?" Chichi asked.
"I'll tell ya when I think of it" he chimed while Chichi fell over.
Son's House
"Perfect" Chichi smiled, "Come on Gohan"
Gohan opened his eyes before gawking then, screaming, "What the HECK?!"
"Don't you like it?" Goku asked.
"Oh sure, red low lit lights, roses on the bed, satin red sheets, soft music… chocolate… protection… oh sure" Gohan spoke sarcastically.
Then he saw something that he wished his mother hadn't put, "…Oh hell no… The music ok… the bed I guess, but this is where I draw the line!!!"
"Ok, so the lingerie was a bit much…" Chichi shrugged.
Gohan gave her a skeptical look.
She sighed, "Ok, ok and the thong too"
"Party popper, this lingerie is the best quality and you being with a girl like Videl… now they'll definitely get action! Totally 200 % guaranteed you can quote me on that…." Goku said completely confident then blinked, "Aren't you going to quote me?"
"Dad… no" Gohan sighed, "Look at my room dad!! I'm not that type of guy! Videl will think I'm Sharpener or some other guy in disguise here to seduce her!!"
"Ok, the shy and mysteriously naïve thing works for you? Ok, it's ok. I mean girls dig that" Goku blinked, "I-I think"
"I really don't care about that, I'm not into girls" Gohan sighed deeply.
Goku paled quickly as did Chichi.
"You're g-gaga" Goku couldn't make out the words before fainting.
He popped back up, "Expected Chichi huh?" then he paled looking at Gohan, "He's gag-gag"
"I'm not" Gohan snapped, "I'm just not ready for a relationship with a girl right now ok?"
"Oh Kami…" Goku started to cry, "He's going to be the legendary… saiyan virgin"
Gohan and his mother fell over.
Chichi sighed deeply and picked her husband up, "Goku you've been watching too much Jerry Springer or running into Vegeta and Roshi too often"
"Oh sure blame my baby" he hugged the television, "it's been there when I needed the best restaurants in town when you where sick…" he began to coo the TV, "Isn't that right?"
"Gohan?" Chichi asked.
Gohan blinked, "Uh yeah?"
Chichi turned from her husband to Gohan"1, get this TV outta here, 2, call Mrs. Briefs to inform Goten will be over in ten minutes and 3, the lingerie and thong stays"
Gohan paled, "Mom I beg you! Are you trying to kill me? Or bury me alive?"
"Me nau know" Goku laughed.
"I'm going to get dinner ready" Chichi left.
"And I'm going to post myself on the adoption center" Gohan grumbled.
Goku blinked, "Again, again"
The Teletubbies pranced around upon the television.
"Man I'm laying off that chocolate" Goku threw the bar over his shoulder.
Goku….
Goku gawked at the chocolate which glowed with a stage light surrounding the hover bar.
Eat me… eat me… all the chocolate-de … the sugary goodness… you know you want me….
"I give" Goku dived for the bar which denigrated before his eyes, "Gone… gone forever…. How cruel this world is…"
"Yeah, yeah" Gohan murmured and took the TV out.
"Not her too! Linda!" Goku cried.
"*He named it? Yep it's the frying pan for him*" Gohan thought.
{CRACK}
Goku rubbed his head and turned around to find Chichi with her frying pan, "Uh hi"
Chichi chuckled darkly, "So Goku san... Who is this 'Linda'?"
{Thunder clasps}
The next thing Gohan knew when he returned he saw his father hanging from the chandelier and Chichi swinging the frying pan viciously at him.
Gohan sighed and went to adjust his room from the seducing type to a more casual.
The Mansion
"Videl if your father ever found out" Cahokia warned.
"I know. He'll send me to boarding school! You've been telling me that all day" Videl said packing her suitcase.
"Just remembering… oh don't do anything you know you may or may not regret" she reminded her.
Videl rolled her eyes, "Come on Cahokia! This is Gohan we're talking about not Sharpener"
"Right" she nodded, "But he is still a guy and he maybe attracted to you… you know some guys can and are like that. But when they get the chance wham you're pregnant"
"That won't happen to me! Never" Videl then kissed the maid on the check and waved bye.
Cahokia sighed, "Never say 'never' Videl…"
Son's House
{Ding-dong}
Gohan opened the door glad that he got his mother into the idea of dressing causal instead of suits. He loved his mother dearly but when it came to impression she went a tad... overboard. Now that was an understatement.
Videl wore some white shorts and a blue shirt carrying her capsules in her pocket.
"Gohan…" Videl called.
"Videl! Oh do you do?!" Chichi beamed pulling her in.
Gohan closed the door baffled at his mother's over enthusiasm.
"Let me show you the bedroom" Bulma insisted and she, Videl, Chichi and Gohan followed.
Videl was shocked for she knew from Magazines and Erasa that a boy's room wasn't usually this neat. Erasa had that from experience with a brother of her own.
Chichi and Bulma though where disappointed that Gohan got rid of all those sexual containments.
When Videl went to pack Chichi and Bulma pulled Gohan into the hallway.
"What did you do? You ruined everything" Bulma whispered.
"I told you I wasn't going to leave them in there" Gohan whispered back.
"Leave what?" Goten asked.
"Also that…GOTEN?" Gohan covered his mouth and Goten's before hissing a reply, "What are you doing here?"
"Mmuuhhh!" Goten struggled to speak, "Thanks… Mrs. Briefs got sick so you're stuck with me! Trunks getting our supply of candy"
Gohan groaned completely frustrated.
Chichi handed him the protection but Gohan denied it.
Chichi turned back to Gohan, "Fine don't use it… we'll see who gets pregnant before this school year's over"
"Who's pregnant?" Goku asked.
"Goku why is there chocolate on your face"
Goku blinked and licked the sweet mixture off, "What?"
"Never mind" Chichi dragged him into the bathroom, 'Time for a bath mister"
"A-a… the horror!!" Goku screamed on the top of his lungs.
"Never knew chocolate could do that to 'ya" Goten bit it into the chocolate.
Gohan took the bar from Goten to examine it carefully.
"No wonder. This is the one Bulma made for the full moon cycle!" Gohan read the back of the bar and turned red before Bulma snatched it.
"Whoops" Bulma giggled.
"Gohan?" Videl tapped her left foot impatiently and held Pan, "What's going on?"
"Uhm… nothing"
"Sure" Videl simply rolled her eyes before retuning to the bedroom.
"You had a baby and I never knew about this? Who are you?" Goku asked.
"Get in here" Chichi yelled.
8:00 PM
"How much are you offering?" one shadow asked.
The taller shadow snapped its' fingers and a tallest appeared showing a bag of toys and candy.
"it's deal" the tallest of the two short shadows nodded.
"But we close at 9:00 PM that's our bed time"
{KONG}
"24/7 and unlimited access to kakorat's hidden stash"
"Deal" the third oldest of the shadows nodded.
"Glad to do business with ya"
"Operation Jealousy!"
Darkness is clouded around the household… what is this master plan… and who is it? How wills this help get Gohan and Videl together…? Will this backfire? Will someone get a hot frying pan in their noggin? Find out….
Next time:
-Her tears… Why are you leaving me…?-
Will Videl admit her for Gohan before… it's too late?
Who's this woman who claims to be Gohan's true love?
Why is Gohan acting so strangely…. Is Videl getting jealous or envious?
A/N: Kawaii and Shooting and falling manga version is coming soon!!!
Oh don't get offended because Goku was ...erm wild but that's how I want him to be in this part. Don't think I hate Goku because I truly can't hate any DBZ person if I tried… I'm an obsessed Goh/Vid fan ^^!
Completed: 12-6-03