Kawaii

A/N:

I'm as sick as a dog literally and I'm in a bad mood when I am. But alas I can't disappoint you all and delay this chapter. So here we go with another lovely chapter, toots. Over the winter break I shall be rampaging though Stolen Kisses and moving the site though will still be active to access the site's new location. Ah, and lastly big hugs to reviewers and feed backers. Please don't be offended by the material below and reminder this IS a Goh/Vid thanks.

PART I

Chichi yawned and got up from her snuggling hug from Goku.  The two walked into the kitchen with Vegeta and Bulma who joined moments later. Vegeta smirked and looked at the clock on the left wall, "4…3…2…1…"

"AAHHHHHHHHAAA!!!"

"Touchdown!" Goku chimed.

They heard a thud followed by stutters of explanations and yells.

When the four appeared at the door Bulma smiled, "I think that went very well, don't you?"

Gohan dashed from the dresser to the window, "Seriously I don't know. I didn't do it!"

"Liar! Do you think I'm blind?" Videl glared daggers and started to storm over towards him.

"What kind of guy do you think I am?" Gohan asked.

"Pas the popcorn" Goku asked and Bulma handed him the jumbo bag.

"Kakorat stop pigging off" Vegeta grunted.

"Well sor-ry" Goku rolled his eyes and handed Vegeta the bag of with one carnal left, "Better luck next time vegetables"

Videl gripped her pillow, "You're a pervert in disguise!"

"I-I didn't do anything! Mo- erm Chichi help! Tell her I'm innocent"

"I only met you a few days ago how should I know? Ask your brothers"

Gohan glared at Goku "Well?" then at Vegeta, "WELL?!"

"Well what? Don't look at me! I just got back from penitentiary room!" Vegeta snorted.

That room was the room that made even the strongest cry in fear.

Gohan hadn't been there yet and he'd liked it that way.

But the rage soaring in Videl's now cold eyes seemed to put such a room to utter shame.

"What happened?" Trunks yawned knowing fully well what happened. Before he came he ruffled his hair and made wrinkles in his PJ's to show the effect of some sleeping, "Golly, girl problems Gohan?"

"You! It was your doing" Gohan glared slightly at Trunks knowing he was in on this.

"Oh no, I'm just a kid… what can an eight year old do?" Trunks asked.

Videl nodded, "yes Gohan"

"You stay out of this" Gohan snapped but wished he bit his tongue except it was far too late. The room was still, a tensed silence passed…

A bird just finished feeding its' young before they shook feeling the trembles of the Son house. The house shook wildly with Videl's rage, "WHAT DID YOU SAY?!"

Goku bit his tongue, "Uh I think this-this plan may have erm backfired a tad much"

"A tad? That's an understatement Kakorat" Vegeta grunted.

Chichi and Bulma pushed Goku forward to hold Videl back but he decided to go over by Gohan. "I agree, bad, bad Gohan"

"What are you talking about?" Gohan hissed.

"Taking advantage of a helpless--"

"HELPLESS?!" Videl screamed.

Vegeta rolled his eyes, "It's a cruse I swear… now Kakorat did it"

"I think I better call me dad to call Duos to reserve three coffins" Bulma sighed.

"Who is this 'Duos'?"? Vegeta snapped.
"And ex" Bulma shrugged.

Vegeta's left eyebrow twitched with irritation before Bulma laughed.

"You're so easy to fool Veggie" Bulma then playfully hit him on the shoulder, "Chill out dude"

Vegeta grunted, "Easy to fool my ass" Vegeta gave his reflection a question look, "Right?" then smirked, "Right"

"Oh, and talking to yourself is the first sign of inanity" Goku informed.

"I am not! And my name is Vegeta!" Vegeta snapped.

"Denial is the second sign of insanity Veggie" Goku grinned, "Tsk, tsk"

"Why you" Vegeta snarled.

"EX-CUSE ME!" Gohan yelled.

"Eww, did someone take a poo?" Goten entered eating his box of Honey Saiyan O'.

Gohan didn't reply but continued, "How is the conflict about whether Vegeta should be called veggie an importance when I might be dead soon"

Goku shrugged and Bulma nodded while Chichi plotted a new baby album into a pile.

"I wonder if it's going to be a boy… a girl… NO twins" she squealed only to make Gohan sweat drop.

Videl glared daggers at Gohan but was interrupted by Chichi, "Videl, it's Erasa on the phone"

Videl glared once more at Gohan before muttering "You lucked out Son" and took the phone.

"Oh, my GOSH Videl!" Erasa screamed.

Videl winced before answering, "What now? Is it a nail? Hair thing or"

"No, it's worst then that… though I never thought it would be… well then again"

"Erasa!"

Erasa stood in front of the bedroom door weeping.

"How did she" Goku asked looking at the locked door, "N-never mind"

Videl blinked while Erasa hugged her and cried, "Your dad found out…"

"I thought you got permission from that oaf" Vegeta grumbled.

"ARE YOU CRAZY?!" the two teens yelled.

"Videl's dad is way crazy or sus papa es muy loco!! I'm lucky I didn't get grounded! You won't believe the horror he planned for you Videl! It's horrible, it's grubby it's….BOARDING SCHOOL!"

"Boarding what?"

 "Yeah, it's an all girl's school! It teaches the girls about makeup, manners and all that stuff! I mean makeup and stuff cool, but the uniforms… oh I love the mini skirts… but the worst part is… NO GUYS!!" Erasa turned pale by her won words, "I need air"

Videl blinked, "why-why would he care if I came over? It's not like he knew I every existed" Videl bit her bottom lip slightly frustrated. Her father practically wished he and his wife stopped at two kids. 

"It's going to go run from the rest of senior year 'till you get out of collage! You never get to see the outside world until the last day! You don't see your family or nothing! It's really hardcore studying! I'd die… what AM I talking about! My brother ratted me out that's why… but at least we'll go through this together"

Videl felt numb for she never did like boarding schools. She always got bad vibes from them especially when she went to one for her junior year. It was utter heck, though she despised most of the opposite sex she couldn't bare not being around Gohan. Why? Well it was no ones business but hers. But deep down she yearned to be held like Erasa in the arms of her monthly boyfriends. And while she was gone what hussy would snag him? Erasa wasn't there to give her the day-by-day fresh gossip like junior year. Oh that father of hers, he never understood anything.

"Man oh man… well we'll have to get you a man before this" Erasa nodded.

Videl turned around to her friend, "A WHAT?!"

"A man, a boyfriend same thing" Erasa explained.

Videl rolled her eyes, "I know that, I'm not interested"

"Is she gay too?" Goku blinked.

Videl glared, "I'm straight thank you very much"

"You're  welcome" Goku beamed.

"I mean ok, you can be single and die an old bat" Erasa started.

Videl glared, "Excuse me?"

"Nothing erm. Well, at least have some fun before your golden years"

"Erasa, we're SEVENTEEN/EIGHTEEN years old" Videl shook Erasa.

"Well I'm almost nineteen, you're the seventeen remember?" Erasa pointed out.

"So what?" Videl challenged, "What's that supposed to mean?"

"What? There are only certain things only men can accomplish in giving a girl" Erasa scolded playfully.

Videl and Gohan blushed and Goten blinked.

Erasa pulled out of her purse a notepad, "Here's a list of eligible men that are so fine," she flipped some more pages over, "And here are guys I didn't 'have' yet! None of them are jerks or erm geek-freaks"

Videl cleared her throat slightly and looked at the short list, "well you've sure been around"

"Tell me something I don't know" Erasa giggled.

"That this won't work" Videl replied.

Erasa giggled with a smirk, "But of course Videl you do want a man"

"No"

"I thought so—WHAT?! Are you crazy" she grabbed Gohan, "He's perfect, maybe shy… but he's smart, handsome, wonderful and behaves… well in public as we can see! And he's on the number on list for the cutest guy in school and plus he's on my number one list for you as well!" Erasa smiled.

"Thanks but not thanks. We're partners for class, not husband and wife! For Kami sakes we'd be star crossed lovers" Videl yelled.

"I knew you two spelt together" Erasa chimed, "it's settled"

"What's settled?" Gohan blinked.

Then he and Videl gaped, "Who spelt with WHOM?!"

"Don't deny the passion that runs through your veins Gohan" Erasa emphasized poking his chest.

"Pa-passion?" Gohan stuttered.

Erasa nodded "You know if you had the chance, maybe some rope and privacy in the middle of nowhere you'd take her! Am I right or am I right?"

"I'd bet you a million zeni he's never gonna get laid, no double it that neither of them will, especially with each other" Vegeta smirked, "Believe me this is a one way insured gamble"

"How are you so sure?" Bulma asked.

"E-hum" Vegeta took out a book and a business card, "My card woman" he then held up the book.

Goku blinked, "Duh….' Vegeta's laws of mating… guide and step by step with full color images of the full action… please be advised if your stupid or naïve like Kakorat avoid this book. Reason? Because I said so and you'd probably screw up and hurt the woman' Pfft, as id I care!--Vegeta Briefs…all hail the prince"!" Goku then pouted, "HHHEEEEYYY!"

"I rest my case" Vegeta sipped on the juice he brought with him.

"Point being girl, you'll die a virgin without my help" Erasa added.

"If I didn't want to be one when I die then I'll do it with whom I choose! I'm not some whore nor am I some cheap prostitute" Videl yelled.

"She's a prostitute" Goku nudged Gohan, "eh? Lucky you Gohan"

Gohan flushed, 'Dad weren't you even listening?"

"I'm NOT! Are you deaf?" Videl yelled at Goku.
"Nope" Goku grinned.

"Do you have corn in your ears mister?" Videl yelled.

"I thought the saying was cotton but I do have corn" Goku pulled the corn from his belt, "Nice and clean"

Videl gritted her teeth for this Goku character drove her up the wall unlike Gohan. His naive ness was different from Gohan's. Goku's a likeable person true, but she couldn't live with him. Gohan, maybe but she'd have to know him more than what she suspected and dug up about him.

Videl began to become exasperated by her own emotions overwhelming and confusing her.

Videl glared at them all before taking her bag, "Gohan you take Pan for tonight I'll be over tomorrow to get her"

"But-but your not staying?" Chichi stuttered, "But-but"

"Tomorrow's school" Videl winced at her lame excuse, "And erm, I have to go pick up some stuff… girl stuff"

"I'll come" Erasa insisted.

"No thanks Erasa. It's sort of private"

Erasa smiled. "Believe me private is my middle name… well Clarity is but"

{Ding-Dong}

"Wonder who that could be?" Goku blinked and was nudged roughly by Chichi, "Ouch! Don't need to get all physical! It's not even the full moon ceremony yet or night time. Rush, rush"

"Just answer the stupid door Goku"

Goku gasped, "Oye, I never heard such language before, task, tsk you naughty lady you"

Gohan gaped at the door as did the others.

The girl before Goku blushed before hugging Gohan, "Hey there Gohan"

Videl's ki increased a few notches until it raised dramatically catching Vegeta's attention.

Videl pretended not to notice, "Well then, I better get going" she looked at Erasa who was taking in everyone's expressions, "Erasa?"
Erasa blinked, "Me? Yes?"

"Come on already"

"I thought it was private--" she was grabbed around the throat and dragged out.

"Good-bye then" Videl barely said before she and Erasa hurried to her jet-copter.

Gohan felt a chuck of heat and love ripped from his heart and being when Videl left.

"Did it work?" Lime asked.
"Did what…. HEY! You all where in this all along weren't you? The note in my locker, the letter that was accidentally dropped on Videl's side of the bed" Gohan accused.

Goku looked around and shrugged, "Could be"

Gohan grunted, "Great, just great! Videl must hate me triple times then before! That's a lot guys. First I try making friends with her and then you guys come and screw everything up with such a stupid plan! Now I'm frustrated and confused"

"Gosh" Goten titled his head, "Do guys get PMS?"

"I don't have--- WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO ME?!"

"Even how much I love sibling queries why are you mad at your brother? You didn't get a chance to get laid with that the woman even once brat?" Vegeta smirked, "Scared? Are you afraid you might 'hurt' her, or are you not man correction 'saiyan' enough?"

Gohan gritted his teeth, "Vegeta watch what you say before I turn you into a burned salad"

"Mock my name will you rice?" Vegeta challenged.
"Ok, ok! Where's my 200 zeni so I can get out of here alive" Lime interrupted.

"But the deal was until they hooked up and got a kid on the way" Chichi reminded her.

"Screw that! I have a man, and I'm engaged too! If he ever found out I'd lose my true love! No matter how much Gohan is a great guy he's not for me" she turned to Gohan, "You lose that girl and I'll clump you over the head buster"

{Honk}

"There's Kayo now" she smiled, "Anyways that's my ride gotta jet"

She waved bye to the Son's and Briefs before dashing down the grass to the red car.

"Well that plan went down the drain" Bulma muttered.

"Not yet lass! I have yet begun to fight!" Chichi declared, "I have a plan!"

"Oye, a plan" Goku groaned.

Chichi glared at him and Vegeta ushered Gohan and the chibis' out before slamming the door.

"Here's the dilly" Chichi whispered…..

Oh no! What horrors erm plans does Chichi have cooking up in that grandbaby obsessed head of hers? Will Gohan regret not going after Videl? What is this private girl business Videl was talking about? Will Lime's appearance cause something more precious to someone? Or will it lead to a door for new beginnings?

FIND OUT on the next peculiar yet unimaginable Kawaii!!!

A/N: Hopefully I did my Spanish well for Erasa, if I didn't sorry about that. Yep, I'm still sick but I'm awaiting Christmas and the three parts, that's right THREE part Christmas Chapter for Hoilday_DBZ style. Hugs, kisses and more hugs.

Completed:平成15年12月11日