Title: Interrogation

Summary: Sammy's curious, and Michael's not telling.

Pairing: implied David/Michael

Rating: tame

"Something you want to tell me, Michael?"

"Yeah, get your damn dog off my leg!"

"Not quite what I had in mind."

"Oh. Right."

"Seen a lot of sunshine lately, bro?"

"Why do you ask?"

"You're looking a little pale, is all."

"Piss off, comic book boy."

"Nice. Abuse your brother. Still won't alter the fact there's something you're not telling me."

"Mind your own business, Sammy."

"You're walking a little strangely Mike-tough night?"

"Like you wouldn't believe."

"Wanna tell me about it?"

"Sorry Sammy, this is strictly NC-17 and I'm not talking."

"I can deal with the whole Star sex thing, Mike-I'm not blind!"

"Star? Oh...sure...Star. Great chick."

"Mike?"

"Yes Sammy?"

"Apart from the whole bloodsucking vampire thing, is there anything else I should know?"

"Like what?"

"For a start, why are there blond hairs on your sweater?"

"Um...Nanook got a little to close to me last night..."

"And why can I smell cologne on you when I know you don't own any?"

"Sammy..."

"And why have you suddenly stopped mentioning the idea of offing David the vamp?"

"Mmmmm....David...."

"Sorry bro? What did you say?"

"Gotta go Sammy; tell Mom I'll be late home."

"Mike?"

"What, Sammy?"

"Why are you skipping like that?"