Passions Freestyle
Luis, Sheridan, Beth & Antonio All these messed up love triangles, yo! Passions folk be representin Harmony Got my Cranes & my Bennetts & my Lopez Fitzes! Faceless Alistair be sittin on his billion dollar lot Chillin wit dem gurls, while smoking some pot Spending his chedda tryin to ruin lives Ivy, Rebecca, Theresa-Damn! All Julian's wives! Rockin da world of Brian-Lo Wait, hold up...That ratface's name is Antonio! Lying in the hospital bed, a veggie, a fruit Not much different when alive & superugly to boot Wifey Sheridan clingin to the hope that he dies Go back to fuckin that Big Mac, instead of Antonio's fries! Now pass the mic to the psycho killa Watch out though! Chick got a mouth like a sewer
*In Whiny Beth Voice*
Bitch ho Sheri-what's her face is gonna pay! I'm gon make sure this is the last time she gets laid By my sex on stick, fly Luis If my momma thinks she gon stop me-puh-lease! So I'll take the syringe with her medicine Squirt some out, say goodbye & stick it right in! "Oh poor mother!" I'll weep while I cry Hospital bastards'll neva know I caused her to die "She was too old! Her heart couldn't take it!" Yeah, right, bitch! Neither could mine That's why I sit down today, sippin my wine Toastin to the good life, with Luis by my side Oh sh-Damn Antonio's alive!!
*In Depressed Antonio Voice*
From the moment I first laid eyes on you Wanted to smack that ass, make you my boo Now you're out & gone, fuckin my brother How you gon play me girl? Saved you from the water! Now I'm alone wit no one to love "Wished I'd died!" I pray to Father Above Gotta get out & work again, little me's gettin hot Pull out my infected erection, pay a hooker right on the spot! This is how i used to roll! Oops! There goes my balls! That's all folks!
*In Gansta-Style Luis Voice*
P-P-P-P-P-P-P-UNIT!! See? Out in the cold, out on the rocks Leavin me & Sher to play little Luis-in-the-box Gurl, what'd I tell you? True love always comes thru No need for bodyguards & restraining orders-baby, don't sue! Here I come, yo big daddy from Latina Shake it round gurl, let's start our own fiesta Togetha let's rock the boat Make 'em hear us all the way to the coast! Wanna get lost in ur eyes, so baby, so blue Hair of spun gold-in an afro do'!
Sher: "What? You must be playin-Mister-Sonic-The-Hedgehog-Meets-Lawnmower!"
Luis: "Hey! You dissin my $5 haircut? Come on! Mama Lopez gave me the discount!"
Sher: "Discount? Boy, you need to pull ur sorry ass outta that Dollar Store, cuz you flyin high with mileage on Sheridan Airlines now!"
Luis: "Yeah, that's right! Me & you, boo. Joinin the Mile High Club!"
Sher: "Mile High, my ass! You think a rich chick like me is gonna go do it doggy style on a toilet?! Please, Luis, you must be outta your mind!"
Luis: "I see you smilin now, let's finish this, chiq, so I can go put it down! En mi casa, let's do the hot stuff..."
Sher: "Damn you horny! Ever since the start of puberty, probably. Ah, the hell with it! I'm horny too! I'll shake my ass for you Luis!"
Luis: "It jiggles, it wiggles, it shoots, it scores!!!!"
Sher: "Scorin witchu...Right now, in the bedroom..."
Luis: "Forget the bedroom, here's what I be dreamin-that we take a little cruise in your Lambourgini!"
Sher: "So we're signing off, we're goin out, we rocked this joint, go figure your sex life out! We spat our rhymes, thank you for your time! Passions 4 life!! Baby, soap opera's da SHIT!!!"
Luis: "P-P-P-P-P-P-P-UNIT!!!"
Luis, Sheridan, Beth & Antonio All these messed up love triangles, yo! Passions folk be representin Harmony Got my Cranes & my Bennetts & my Lopez Fitzes! Faceless Alistair be sittin on his billion dollar lot Chillin wit dem gurls, while smoking some pot Spending his chedda tryin to ruin lives Ivy, Rebecca, Theresa-Damn! All Julian's wives! Rockin da world of Brian-Lo Wait, hold up...That ratface's name is Antonio! Lying in the hospital bed, a veggie, a fruit Not much different when alive & superugly to boot Wifey Sheridan clingin to the hope that he dies Go back to fuckin that Big Mac, instead of Antonio's fries! Now pass the mic to the psycho killa Watch out though! Chick got a mouth like a sewer
*In Whiny Beth Voice*
Bitch ho Sheri-what's her face is gonna pay! I'm gon make sure this is the last time she gets laid By my sex on stick, fly Luis If my momma thinks she gon stop me-puh-lease! So I'll take the syringe with her medicine Squirt some out, say goodbye & stick it right in! "Oh poor mother!" I'll weep while I cry Hospital bastards'll neva know I caused her to die "She was too old! Her heart couldn't take it!" Yeah, right, bitch! Neither could mine That's why I sit down today, sippin my wine Toastin to the good life, with Luis by my side Oh sh-Damn Antonio's alive!!
*In Depressed Antonio Voice*
From the moment I first laid eyes on you Wanted to smack that ass, make you my boo Now you're out & gone, fuckin my brother How you gon play me girl? Saved you from the water! Now I'm alone wit no one to love "Wished I'd died!" I pray to Father Above Gotta get out & work again, little me's gettin hot Pull out my infected erection, pay a hooker right on the spot! This is how i used to roll! Oops! There goes my balls! That's all folks!
*In Gansta-Style Luis Voice*
P-P-P-P-P-P-P-UNIT!! See? Out in the cold, out on the rocks Leavin me & Sher to play little Luis-in-the-box Gurl, what'd I tell you? True love always comes thru No need for bodyguards & restraining orders-baby, don't sue! Here I come, yo big daddy from Latina Shake it round gurl, let's start our own fiesta Togetha let's rock the boat Make 'em hear us all the way to the coast! Wanna get lost in ur eyes, so baby, so blue Hair of spun gold-in an afro do'!
Sher: "What? You must be playin-Mister-Sonic-The-Hedgehog-Meets-Lawnmower!"
Luis: "Hey! You dissin my $5 haircut? Come on! Mama Lopez gave me the discount!"
Sher: "Discount? Boy, you need to pull ur sorry ass outta that Dollar Store, cuz you flyin high with mileage on Sheridan Airlines now!"
Luis: "Yeah, that's right! Me & you, boo. Joinin the Mile High Club!"
Sher: "Mile High, my ass! You think a rich chick like me is gonna go do it doggy style on a toilet?! Please, Luis, you must be outta your mind!"
Luis: "I see you smilin now, let's finish this, chiq, so I can go put it down! En mi casa, let's do the hot stuff..."
Sher: "Damn you horny! Ever since the start of puberty, probably. Ah, the hell with it! I'm horny too! I'll shake my ass for you Luis!"
Luis: "It jiggles, it wiggles, it shoots, it scores!!!!"
Sher: "Scorin witchu...Right now, in the bedroom..."
Luis: "Forget the bedroom, here's what I be dreamin-that we take a little cruise in your Lambourgini!"
Sher: "So we're signing off, we're goin out, we rocked this joint, go figure your sex life out! We spat our rhymes, thank you for your time! Passions 4 life!! Baby, soap opera's da SHIT!!!"
Luis: "P-P-P-P-P-P-P-UNIT!!!"