Kari: um, ya.
Taka: yes?
Kari: nevermind.
Taka: ?
Mac: whatever.
Kathy: huh?
Steve: OH, SHUT UP, AND ON WITH THE FIC!
Disclaimer:
Kari: I don't own InuYasha, and niether do you *points* or you, or you *points to each person* or you, or you or you or you . . .
Mac: why are you saying that?
Kari . . .It makes me feel better that none of us own InuYasha or anyone . . .
Mac: but we do.
Kari: We do?
Mac: we have plushies!
Kari: *eyes go dull* oh. That's nice, Mac.
Burns
Chapter Seven: Nothing?
"Let's do it."
"What?" Sango asked, looking Kagome straight in the eyes.
Kagome didn't reply, just walked out of the room.
Nite and Haven ran off to find the others, while Kaguya stood in the middle of the room, shaking her head after Kagome. Kaguya ran her exquiste hand through her long blonde hair, and sighed.
"She just won't get over him, will she?" She mumbled to herself.
"What? What's going on?" Kouga said with a worried voice.
"Shut up, wolf." InuYasha said, pushing him away from Kaguya, so that she might answer his questions instead of Kouga's.
Kaguya just looked on when Kouga tried to push InuYasha back out of the way, and InuYasha pushed Kouga back, like an endless tug-o-war. Sango then got a look on her face that looked like she had just remembered something important.
"Are you alright?" Kaguya asked, walking past the bickering two guys, and walking up toward Sango.
"Uh? Oh, yeah. I'm fine. But I just remembered that I have to go get my little brother from home! Oh, gosh, I forgot!" Sango's voice seemed to rise the last few words.
Kaguya got a motherly look on her face. "Don't worry, honey." She soothed. "It'll all be alright. I'll get Erin to give you a lift. Kagome has to pick up her little bro as well. Come on, this way." Kaguya smiled, and started leading Sango to the garage.
Suddenly, right after they left, InuYasha and Kouga stopped fighting, and shouted simeotaneously, "OH GOD, WE LEFT MIROKU ALONE IN THE CAR WITH YUKA! HE'S-!" And so they ran out the large door, right past Cloe, and over to the car.
%%%^%%% Where Naraku is (and duh, he's with the evil sluts . . .) %%%^%%%
"Master Naraku, a group consisting of Aya, Trisuki and Javen are going to go to the Fire Dragon's hideout to get Kagome back." A young boy said, looking fearfully at his leader.
"Good. Kukuku." Naraku said, laughing evilly, and dissmissing the boy. "Good, thank you, Kohaku."
%%%^%%% Where the CAR is %%%^%%%
Yuka yelped when she noticed that she had a splinter in her hand from hitting Kouga over the head with that stick.
"You okay?" Miroku asked, truly worried, he leaned over to see what was wrong. She giggled at the intrigued look on his face, since he couldn't see the small splinter.
She turned on the top lights in the car, and giggled again when he nodded his head up and down, but still looked confused.
"I got a splinter in my thumb, silly." She then began laughing, but when Miroku touched her finger, she winced.
"What, did that hurt?" Miroku asked, "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to."
Yuka smiled. "It's fine." She murmered. "I just hate it when I get splinters, though."
"Can I help?" Miroku asked gently.
"Sure. Wait a sec. Here." Yuka said, pulling knives, and small guns out of her hand bag, then finally, after about a minute of searching, she handed him a sharp pin.
Miroku, sweatdropping, asked in a confused manner, "Um, Yuka? Do you always carry murder weapons in your purse?"
"Duh! Of course! Who wouldn't?" She replied, flashing him an innocent smile.
"Uh, right. Just let me get the splinter out." Miroku said, reaching for her hand.
The first time he reached for her hand, she pulled it out of his grasp playfully.
"What?" He asked, tired, and having a major hangover from the last two days of drinking nonstop.
"You PROMISE not to grope me, and you can touch my hand."
"Fine!" Miroku sighed, defeated.
%%%^%%% Where Kagome is %%%^%%%
"What am I doing? I can't go back to the old days." Kagome murmured to herself, while staring sadly at her mirror.
"I hate this. All this goes back to when I first met Naraku. Oh! I hate him soo much for what he did."
A single tear rolled down Kagome's cheek.
"Everything goes wrong around me." She whispers, then gets back to packing her things.
%%%^%%% In the car %%%^%%%
"If I die I will kill you!"
Miroku gave out a grin and replied happily, "How could you kill me if you would be already dead, Yuka? And besides, I'm only using a needle to get the splinter out, that's all."
"Yeh but its gonna- awhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Fucking hell Miroku, you could uv told me when you started to stick that thing in me!"
"Hehehehe, if you hold still I can do it quicker, ok!" He smirked again.
"While you are taking ten years of my life why don't you just stab me for gods sake!"
"Hey you know what, I will actually!" He stopped putting the needle through her skin, and got up and got a knife from her pile of weapons laying by her purse.
"Uh, Miroku, ok enough is enough, stop, you're scaring me!" He was just about to give her jab when he paused.
"I was only joking Yuka, gods, you ok?" He have her a hug and then she slapped him hard, making his head hit the window, almost breaking it. (now they need a new car . . .)
"Don't you dare ever do that again, dear god you remind me of my brother!"
"Oh just great, I'm your brother now I'm I . . ."
"Yeh I guess you are in some weird and twisted way."
"Well thanks, call me a bastard then why don't ya."
"Ok enough of the stupid chat and just get on with it." She closed her eyes shut really tight. And waited for him to get the splinter out.
InuYasha and Kouga slowly approched the car, wondering how dead they would find Miroku when they got there. They were about to get to the car when they heard a familiar voice cry out. They each gave an ear out to the door and started eavesdropping. And could hear Yuka screaming.
"Oh my God Miroku! Why don't you shove it in a bit more why don't you?"
"What Yuka, it can't hurt that much, I'm I putting it in too hard for you!" Miroku teased her.
"No! Its just that be a bit more gentle ok."
"Yah, fine."
The boys outside were in a very disturbing mood, and just looking at their eyes you could tell they were. Together they shoved the door open and was just about to yell at the both of them, when suddenly they saw that Miroku was only getting something out of Yuka's thumb with a needle, and all of Yuka's moans where because she was in pain, not in pleasurable pain.
Miroku sat froze, and Yuka was frozen too. InuYasha and Kouga were lost for words. InuYasha finally got his voice back and shouted.
"I thought the two of you were-" InuYasha didn't how to say the word in front of Yuka and Miroku. Both of them were totally confused, and then, Yuka asked,
"Thought what?" She was puzzled as much as Miroku, who was blinking repeatedly. Kouga gulped and replied.
"I thought the two of you were getting busy in the freakin' CAR!" Miroku and Yuka were shocked as if they didn't hear what he had said and a after a few moments they just kept blinking. InuYasha and Kouga didn't know what to say.
Suddenly Yuka broke out into hysterics, and Miroku watched her for a moment, and then he began laughing out too. InuYasha couldn't help it, when he thought about it; it was quite funny so he started laughing as well. After all the hysterics, Yuka was up in tears because she was laughing so much, but while she was still laughing she asked the hysterical boys,
"You. You thought I was having sex with MIROKU? Oh come on you guys, you know I can do better than that!" Suddenly Kouga laughed out, and Miroku took it offensive. He tried to act as if he was offended, and he did this by giving Yuka the silent treatment and not even facing her. InuYasha laughed out even harder and exclaimed to Yuka,
"I think ya offended him, Yuka! Hehehehe!"
"Oh, InuYasha! Shut up!" InuYasha did as he was told but kept on with his annoying smirk. Yuka was giggling a bit but still whispering to InuYasha and Kouga to shut up. Yuka moved over towards Miroku, who playfully moved away.
"Geez Miro, I was only joking ya knows!" She tried to face him, but he just moved away again, still playful.
"Awh Miro, please! I can't stand it when friends are mad at me! At least talk to me!" InuYasha and Kouga were rolling around on the floor, because Yuka was begging. Only the two guys on the ground could see Miroku's face and he was only playing her. Of course Miroku wasn't really offended. He was also thinking no offence to Yuka but he rather be wit Sango, because she's his "girlfriend" (more like crush), where as Yuka is more like a sister to him now. Yuka still hadn't got it that Miroku was only messing around and she made her last statement.
"Ok that's it! If you wont talk to me, Miroku then I'm sure you're just a selfish JERK! I'm leaving!" She was just about to storm off, when somebody from behind grabbed her fully around the wrist. It was Miroku.
"God, Yuka. I was just joking." He said, laughing.
"I know. That's why . . .HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!" Yuka couldn't help but laugh at the writing on Miroku's forehead . . . "Bufoon" . . .
Miroku was just plain confused. "Huh? What? Why is everyone laughing? What? Guys!"
And suddenly, from the hideout, they heard an indistinguishable shriek . . .
"THEY'RE BACK!"
~*End another chapter
don't worry, guys. The next one'll be up soon. I'm already working on it.
Kathy: No, really. She's even working when she should be worried about her History test on Monday.
Sam: Yeah.She's even working on her stories on weekends! How weird is that?
Mac: yeah! She's been working all day! And it's SUNDAY, of all days!
Steve: *snore*
Yeah, well. Steve helped me with this chapter, so he's okay. Wait till next time to find what happened in Burns, like who was screaming, and who's back? And also, you might be able to find out what happened to everyone that came out of the closet in the A/N . . .muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!
Sam: Lady K? that's just plain weird.
Mac: yep. But isn't she always?
HEY!
Minna: BYE BYE BYE BYE, PIE PEOPLE!
Audience: yah, whatever . . .
Taka: yes?
Kari: nevermind.
Taka: ?
Mac: whatever.
Kathy: huh?
Steve: OH, SHUT UP, AND ON WITH THE FIC!
Disclaimer:
Kari: I don't own InuYasha, and niether do you *points* or you, or you *points to each person* or you, or you or you or you . . .
Mac: why are you saying that?
Kari . . .It makes me feel better that none of us own InuYasha or anyone . . .
Mac: but we do.
Kari: We do?
Mac: we have plushies!
Kari: *eyes go dull* oh. That's nice, Mac.
Burns
Chapter Seven: Nothing?
"Let's do it."
"What?" Sango asked, looking Kagome straight in the eyes.
Kagome didn't reply, just walked out of the room.
Nite and Haven ran off to find the others, while Kaguya stood in the middle of the room, shaking her head after Kagome. Kaguya ran her exquiste hand through her long blonde hair, and sighed.
"She just won't get over him, will she?" She mumbled to herself.
"What? What's going on?" Kouga said with a worried voice.
"Shut up, wolf." InuYasha said, pushing him away from Kaguya, so that she might answer his questions instead of Kouga's.
Kaguya just looked on when Kouga tried to push InuYasha back out of the way, and InuYasha pushed Kouga back, like an endless tug-o-war. Sango then got a look on her face that looked like she had just remembered something important.
"Are you alright?" Kaguya asked, walking past the bickering two guys, and walking up toward Sango.
"Uh? Oh, yeah. I'm fine. But I just remembered that I have to go get my little brother from home! Oh, gosh, I forgot!" Sango's voice seemed to rise the last few words.
Kaguya got a motherly look on her face. "Don't worry, honey." She soothed. "It'll all be alright. I'll get Erin to give you a lift. Kagome has to pick up her little bro as well. Come on, this way." Kaguya smiled, and started leading Sango to the garage.
Suddenly, right after they left, InuYasha and Kouga stopped fighting, and shouted simeotaneously, "OH GOD, WE LEFT MIROKU ALONE IN THE CAR WITH YUKA! HE'S-!" And so they ran out the large door, right past Cloe, and over to the car.
%%%^%%% Where Naraku is (and duh, he's with the evil sluts . . .) %%%^%%%
"Master Naraku, a group consisting of Aya, Trisuki and Javen are going to go to the Fire Dragon's hideout to get Kagome back." A young boy said, looking fearfully at his leader.
"Good. Kukuku." Naraku said, laughing evilly, and dissmissing the boy. "Good, thank you, Kohaku."
%%%^%%% Where the CAR is %%%^%%%
Yuka yelped when she noticed that she had a splinter in her hand from hitting Kouga over the head with that stick.
"You okay?" Miroku asked, truly worried, he leaned over to see what was wrong. She giggled at the intrigued look on his face, since he couldn't see the small splinter.
She turned on the top lights in the car, and giggled again when he nodded his head up and down, but still looked confused.
"I got a splinter in my thumb, silly." She then began laughing, but when Miroku touched her finger, she winced.
"What, did that hurt?" Miroku asked, "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to."
Yuka smiled. "It's fine." She murmered. "I just hate it when I get splinters, though."
"Can I help?" Miroku asked gently.
"Sure. Wait a sec. Here." Yuka said, pulling knives, and small guns out of her hand bag, then finally, after about a minute of searching, she handed him a sharp pin.
Miroku, sweatdropping, asked in a confused manner, "Um, Yuka? Do you always carry murder weapons in your purse?"
"Duh! Of course! Who wouldn't?" She replied, flashing him an innocent smile.
"Uh, right. Just let me get the splinter out." Miroku said, reaching for her hand.
The first time he reached for her hand, she pulled it out of his grasp playfully.
"What?" He asked, tired, and having a major hangover from the last two days of drinking nonstop.
"You PROMISE not to grope me, and you can touch my hand."
"Fine!" Miroku sighed, defeated.
%%%^%%% Where Kagome is %%%^%%%
"What am I doing? I can't go back to the old days." Kagome murmured to herself, while staring sadly at her mirror.
"I hate this. All this goes back to when I first met Naraku. Oh! I hate him soo much for what he did."
A single tear rolled down Kagome's cheek.
"Everything goes wrong around me." She whispers, then gets back to packing her things.
%%%^%%% In the car %%%^%%%
"If I die I will kill you!"
Miroku gave out a grin and replied happily, "How could you kill me if you would be already dead, Yuka? And besides, I'm only using a needle to get the splinter out, that's all."
"Yeh but its gonna- awhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Fucking hell Miroku, you could uv told me when you started to stick that thing in me!"
"Hehehehe, if you hold still I can do it quicker, ok!" He smirked again.
"While you are taking ten years of my life why don't you just stab me for gods sake!"
"Hey you know what, I will actually!" He stopped putting the needle through her skin, and got up and got a knife from her pile of weapons laying by her purse.
"Uh, Miroku, ok enough is enough, stop, you're scaring me!" He was just about to give her jab when he paused.
"I was only joking Yuka, gods, you ok?" He have her a hug and then she slapped him hard, making his head hit the window, almost breaking it. (now they need a new car . . .)
"Don't you dare ever do that again, dear god you remind me of my brother!"
"Oh just great, I'm your brother now I'm I . . ."
"Yeh I guess you are in some weird and twisted way."
"Well thanks, call me a bastard then why don't ya."
"Ok enough of the stupid chat and just get on with it." She closed her eyes shut really tight. And waited for him to get the splinter out.
InuYasha and Kouga slowly approched the car, wondering how dead they would find Miroku when they got there. They were about to get to the car when they heard a familiar voice cry out. They each gave an ear out to the door and started eavesdropping. And could hear Yuka screaming.
"Oh my God Miroku! Why don't you shove it in a bit more why don't you?"
"What Yuka, it can't hurt that much, I'm I putting it in too hard for you!" Miroku teased her.
"No! Its just that be a bit more gentle ok."
"Yah, fine."
The boys outside were in a very disturbing mood, and just looking at their eyes you could tell they were. Together they shoved the door open and was just about to yell at the both of them, when suddenly they saw that Miroku was only getting something out of Yuka's thumb with a needle, and all of Yuka's moans where because she was in pain, not in pleasurable pain.
Miroku sat froze, and Yuka was frozen too. InuYasha and Kouga were lost for words. InuYasha finally got his voice back and shouted.
"I thought the two of you were-" InuYasha didn't how to say the word in front of Yuka and Miroku. Both of them were totally confused, and then, Yuka asked,
"Thought what?" She was puzzled as much as Miroku, who was blinking repeatedly. Kouga gulped and replied.
"I thought the two of you were getting busy in the freakin' CAR!" Miroku and Yuka were shocked as if they didn't hear what he had said and a after a few moments they just kept blinking. InuYasha and Kouga didn't know what to say.
Suddenly Yuka broke out into hysterics, and Miroku watched her for a moment, and then he began laughing out too. InuYasha couldn't help it, when he thought about it; it was quite funny so he started laughing as well. After all the hysterics, Yuka was up in tears because she was laughing so much, but while she was still laughing she asked the hysterical boys,
"You. You thought I was having sex with MIROKU? Oh come on you guys, you know I can do better than that!" Suddenly Kouga laughed out, and Miroku took it offensive. He tried to act as if he was offended, and he did this by giving Yuka the silent treatment and not even facing her. InuYasha laughed out even harder and exclaimed to Yuka,
"I think ya offended him, Yuka! Hehehehe!"
"Oh, InuYasha! Shut up!" InuYasha did as he was told but kept on with his annoying smirk. Yuka was giggling a bit but still whispering to InuYasha and Kouga to shut up. Yuka moved over towards Miroku, who playfully moved away.
"Geez Miro, I was only joking ya knows!" She tried to face him, but he just moved away again, still playful.
"Awh Miro, please! I can't stand it when friends are mad at me! At least talk to me!" InuYasha and Kouga were rolling around on the floor, because Yuka was begging. Only the two guys on the ground could see Miroku's face and he was only playing her. Of course Miroku wasn't really offended. He was also thinking no offence to Yuka but he rather be wit Sango, because she's his "girlfriend" (more like crush), where as Yuka is more like a sister to him now. Yuka still hadn't got it that Miroku was only messing around and she made her last statement.
"Ok that's it! If you wont talk to me, Miroku then I'm sure you're just a selfish JERK! I'm leaving!" She was just about to storm off, when somebody from behind grabbed her fully around the wrist. It was Miroku.
"God, Yuka. I was just joking." He said, laughing.
"I know. That's why . . .HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!" Yuka couldn't help but laugh at the writing on Miroku's forehead . . . "Bufoon" . . .
Miroku was just plain confused. "Huh? What? Why is everyone laughing? What? Guys!"
And suddenly, from the hideout, they heard an indistinguishable shriek . . .
"THEY'RE BACK!"
~*End another chapter
don't worry, guys. The next one'll be up soon. I'm already working on it.
Kathy: No, really. She's even working when she should be worried about her History test on Monday.
Sam: Yeah.She's even working on her stories on weekends! How weird is that?
Mac: yeah! She's been working all day! And it's SUNDAY, of all days!
Steve: *snore*
Yeah, well. Steve helped me with this chapter, so he's okay. Wait till next time to find what happened in Burns, like who was screaming, and who's back? And also, you might be able to find out what happened to everyone that came out of the closet in the A/N . . .muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!
Sam: Lady K? that's just plain weird.
Mac: yep. But isn't she always?
HEY!
Minna: BYE BYE BYE BYE, PIE PEOPLE!
Audience: yah, whatever . . .