CG: WOW! Spanks for the reviews! And much love for Theres someone in my kitchen, Jewel Of Egypt, azn-kitties, and dangerousgirl for putting me on their favorites list! ^-^ I can't believe anyone would like my crap!

Sony: Me neither!

CG: -o- I was just joking.

Sony: Well, how is any one supposed to like these stories, when the sexiest cat on this website, doesn't get ANY kissing scenes! And gets up-rooted by some pain-in-the-butt millionare, and a gray mutt!

BeeBop: I heard that! '_'

Sony: So! I can't help it if it's true!

CG: There's about to be another truth in this story! You being deleted from all of them!

Sony: 0 Stupid authors! Sorry!

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Kaiba's Egyptian Maid

Chapter 2: Bras, and Showers Just Don't Mix!

Mokuba was hiding in his room. Trinity was coming over today. Mokuba didn't like her at all! In fact, she actually scared him a little! Trinity was Yugi's older sister, and you could definitely tell they were related! She had long tri-colored hair, that was straight, and violet eyes. She had moved to Dominoe City, and started a business that rivaled Kaiba Corps! Mokuba couldn't believe it. More shocking was the fact, was that she was only doing it to impress Seto! Not that he was interested. He just pretended to be, so they could find out how she had made such a popular company so quickly. She couldn't have come up with that with out help!

Mokuba sighed, and wished Seto would start dating Isis. Isis was majorly cool! She helped him on his homework, kept Seto from being too big of a jerk, and she was a great cook! What more did Seto need in a girl friend? Mokuba then decided to try to hook Seto up with Isis! Seto liked her, but he would never tell anyone else. Isis, however, was a problem. She had never really forgotten how Seto had turned her down, and then laughed at her! But that was OK! Mokuba, the match maker was on the case!

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Seto was in his office trying really hard to rearrange things. That way, Trinity couldn't try any of the moves she did, on her previous visit! Like sitting in his lap. Seto shuddered at the memory. He couldn't wait to find out who was helping her, so he wouldn't have to go through this torture any longer! He hated every minute of it!

He had tried getting Yugi to find out for him, but Yugi saw no wrong in his sister. Then he had tried having her spied on. That failed miserably. And now, he was being forced to date her, and pretend to like her, for the sake of his company! And was anyone grateful!?! Well, kind-of. Everyone but Isis that is!

Seto felt his blood pressure rise drastically! That woman could try the patience of God! He sighed. He just couldn't get the best of her! She always had a more smart remark, or a more humiliating way of embarrassing him, or whatever else Seto tried! She wouldn't obey anything he said, if she didn't think it went by what she thought was her duty. Every time he tried to punish her, she threatened to quit, or make him pay her more! Just for putting up with him! She was just so…infuriating!

Seto had a very horrific thought then. 'What if I have a crush on Isis!?!' Seto fell into his chair. He just couldn't imagion him-self having a crush on Isis Ishtar! She looked great, and was an even better kisser, but…NO! He wouldn't fall in love with that she-demon even if it meant he had to start dating Trinity for real! Well, he wouldn't go that far, but he couldn't fall in love with her! He just couldn't!

Seto sighed. He was in big trouble if Isis even suspected he was wondering if he had a crush on her! He would never live it down! He could hear her laughing at him now! He couldn't stand being laughed at! She would regret it, if she ever did! Then he remembered. She did laugh at him! A lot! Seto became red with embarrassment. He would find some way of getting back at her! Even if it was the last thing he ever did!

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Isis ran around the mansion grabbing every thing she would need. Mokuba had wanted Isis, to play hide, and seek. And when she told him she didn't have time too? He went into her room, and hid everything she had around the mansion! He then told her she had to go find her stuff, while he followed her around with a video camera. Kaiba may not be able to get the best of her, but Mokuba was a completely different story!

Isis just thought it was funny, though. It was hilarious, when she told Seto she might have to stay because she couldn't find any of her things! She thought he was going to have a heart attack! He then made Mokuba make her a map of where everything was. It ruined all of the fun, but that was OK. She wouldn't have to see him for two days! Then she noticed something on the map. Her bras! They were in Seto's shower!

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Seto had finally arranged things, so there was no way Trinity could get to him. Hopefully! After moving all of his furniture around, he was sweaty, and kind-of stinky. He needed a shower!

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Mokuba snickered. Everything was going according to his plan!

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Isis raced into Seto's bathroom, and dived into his shower stall. Her bras were hanging all over the walls! She grabbed one and jerked hard. It didn't budge! Mokuba had glued them to the shower walls!

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Seto walked into his bathroom, and took all of his clothes off. He stepped into his shower stall, and about died! Isis was busy trying to rip her bras off of the wall, and was paying no attention to him. Luckily. Unfortunately for him, she turned around. She turned scarlet, and shoved him into the wall. She then dived for the shower door, but it slammed in her face! Something big was the shoved into the door. Isis shoved hard, but it wouldn't budge. They then heard Mokuba laughing his head off. He had just locked Isis, and Seto in his shower stall together! And Seto was naked!

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CG: HHHHHHEEEEE, HHHHHHEEEE, HHHHHHEEEEE! Now THATZ a cliff hanger!

Sony: I could have played Seto's part way better! (begins pouting)

BeeBop: Yeah right! Ne'ways, read, and review! That way we won't have to worry about CG whining she doesn't have any reviews!

CG: I don't do that! OoO

BeeBop: I know! I just don't want it to happen in the future! 0o^

CG: You two are by far, my worst critics!