CG: SuP! Stormrose Dewleaf asked me to update this by Dec, 19, so here it is! ^-^ As for BakuraLuver07, I don't know how to speak a word of Spanish! But if you could translate, I'd down load a Spanish version of this! If ff.net will let me!

BeeBop: And why wouldn't it?

CG: It'd be the same story! I don't know if I can do that!

BeeBop: OOOOHHHHHH! @o@

CG: Well, here's chapter 3!

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Kaiba's Egyptian Maid

Chapter 3: To Kill Mokuba, or Not To Kill Mokuba?

Seto slammed into the shower stall door, but it wouldn't budge an inch! "MOKUBA! OPEN THIS MMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPP DOOR RIGHT NOW!" Mokuba just giggled. "Sorry Seto! I'm not strong enough to move the dresser in front of it!" Seto screamed enraged. Isis was facing the wall. She had seen more than enough of Seto! "Well, have the guards come move it!" Isis screamed. Mokuba just grinned evilly. "Sorry! They won't be back for another hour!" "WHAT!?!" Seto roared. "I sent them out for lunch! I thought they needed a break!" Mokuba explained. Seto went biserk! He dived at the door, and began punching, kicking, and screaming! He jumped up trying to grab something to force his way out, but fell right on top of Isis! Isis turned purple with embarrassment, and shoved him off.

Mokuba on the other hand, was laughing his head off! His plan couldn't have worked this well, if he tried this again five-hundred times! He finally got calmed down enough to say, "Well, I guess you, and Isis will have plenty of time to admit your feelings to each other! I'll see you when-ever the guards get here!" Mokuba then began to laugh, as he ran from the room. Now he had to find a good place to hide from Seto, and Isis!

Isis, and Seto looked at each other and screamed! They were trapped in the same shower stall with other for a whole hour! GOD! The horror!

Seto crossed his arms across his chest, and turned the other way. Isis began looking for a way out. She wasn't going to wait for a whole hour, unless she absolutely had to! She shoved against the bottom of the door, but it only moved a little bit. No escape there! She then looked up at the ceiling, to see if there was a way out that way. No luck! She was doomed!

"Nice bras!" Seto suddenly snickered after five minutes of silence. Isis just said, "Nice butt, but it's a little pale! Ever hear of a tanning bed!" Seto turned VERY red! "You really should, if Mokuba is going to keep doing this! I think I might be going blind!" Seto REALLY wished he had kept his mouth shut! This was definitely going to be the longest hour of his life!

After what felt like an eternity of starring at the same blue tile in Seto's shower, Seto said, "I think I do have feelings for you!" He then looked for somewhere to run, that way he wouldn't have to see Isis's reaction, but then he remembered! They were trapped! "You do?" Isis whispered. The feelings she had had for him so long ago came flooding back. Seto just starred at the wall. He had never noticed how fascinating blue tile could be before now! Isis was about to say she had feelings for him too, but then the guards showed up! They moved the dresser out of the way, and Marik jumped in front of Isis, and Seto! He had a camera in his hand, and quickly snapped off several pictures. "This will make great additions to the year-book at school! And let's not forget about the newspaper! MWAH HA HA HA HA HA!" He then turned and took off running for his life, as Seto's guards laughed their heads off. Isis lost no time in chasing after him! She knew him well enough to know that he intended to do exactly what he said!

Seto jumped out, and threw on his clothes. "Are you gay or something! Quit starring at me when I'm naked!" Seto screamed. His guards quickly ran out of the room. That scene had been so funny, they had forgotten that Seto had a major temper! Seto sighed, and then began to panic! He had forgotten what he had just told Isis, when the guards came! He quickly rushed off to find her!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ CG: Well, I'm done with that chapter! TiP: It's to soon for Isis, and Seto to get together! So don't expect there to be any kissing scenes in the next chapter!

Sony: Unless I'm in it! ^-^

CG: Don't expect there to be any kissing scenes in the next chapter!

Sony: -_- Stupid authors!

CG: If your looking for a quick laugh, check out my new story Bakura's Book of Poetry! Don't worry! It's not serious poetry! If anyone can guess who Bakura is writing about in the second poem, then you'll get cookies and creams! Hint: It's about someone hiding under his bed whispering very strange things! It's hilarious! Ne'ways, be sure to review! Luv ya! Spanks to everyone who already reviewed!