CG: How! I need to explain some thing before I start the chapter. If you see this this is what is said into the camera. In between these ( ) is what is actually seen through the camera. Everything else is normal. Enjoy.

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Kaiba's Egyptain Maid

Chapter 6: Yu-Gi-Oh Hunter

Mokuba, and Isis crept through the house. The first victim on their list was Marik. Mokuba had another giggling fit. He thought it was hilarious that they were going to secretly video tape everyone while Isis was describing them like the crocodile hunter. (CG: YEP! Isis is going to pretend to be the Crocodile Hunter!) Well, secretly video tape everyone but Marik that is. They had something special in store for him. They finally found him talking to Odion in his room.

(Isis speaking in Australian accent) This is Isis Ishtar! I'll be following everyone around the house while we're trapped here, because of the snow storm. I'll let you see your favorite duelist, me not included since I'm the host, in a whole new way! Our first duelist we'll be following will be my little brother Marik Ishtar. Now here the animal is in his room. (camera zooms to Marik.) He is consulting another more sophisticated animal, about what we don't know. Look how close they sit! You would almost think that there is more than meets the eye going on here. If I didn't know any better, I might be tempted to say that they act like they have a little bit of intelligence. Odion, the other animal is now getting up to go else where. Now the fun begins! (Isis runs into the room, with a lasso. Marik's eyes widen as he sees her rushing towards him. He jumps up and runs from the room, and Isis is right behind him. Isis raises the lasso, and lets it fly. It goes over Marik, and Isis jerks him to the ground. She then pounces on him, and jerks his hands and legs behind his back. Marik begins squirming, and screaming.) (Isis speaking) Mokuba get over here, and help me hold him down! Mokuba puts the camera down. (Mokuba runs over to Isis, and Marik, and sits on Marik while Isis hog ties him. Mokuba then runs back and picks up the camera. Isis sits on Marik while he screams for Odion.) (Isis speaking) We have successfully captured the wild Marik. This is a feat that has never been accomplished before, and I must say, I am quit proud of myself for accomplishing it. Now look at this cute little face. It has such strong bone structure! (Isis tugs Marik's cheeks as far as they will stretch.) And look at these teeth! (Isis rips Marik's mouth open.) (Marik screaming) PPPPHHHHOOOOFFFFIIIIIAAAANNNN! FFFFEEEEELLLLLPPPP! (Isis speaking) Listen as he yelps for his Odion. He's just like a little kitten crying for it's mother. It's kind of sweet! Now, if he ever does anything naughty there's one way to punish him that works every time. First you just grab his underwear. Then, give it a big tug! (Isis grins evilly. She grabs Mariks underwear, and jerks as hard as she can.) (Marik speaking) AAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH! (Isis speaking) *%$#! I should have bought him the American made underwear! This China made crap wouldn't stretch over his head! It ripped to soon! (Odion comes running into the room.) (Odion speaking) Isis!?! Dear God! What have you done to Master Marik!?! Mokuba screams, "Busted! Let's get out of here Isis!" Isis, and Mokuba take off running, while Odion unties Marik.

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Mokuba, Isis's new partner in crime was in the kitchen helping her fix lunch when Seto came running in. "Isis! You've got to go out with me till the snow melts, and Trinity goes home." Isis dropped the mixing bowel she had just taken from the cabinet when she heard that. "WWWHHHAAA, WWWHHHAAATTT?" Isis stammered not believing her ears. Seto grabbed her shoulders roughly and said, "Your dating me, till I can get rid of Trinity!" He then kissed her. Trinity came walking in, just in time to see it. "What in the #*%^ are you doing with her?" Seto let go of Isis, whose currently in shock, and turns to Trinity. "I'm kissing my girl-friend. Is there a problem" He has an almost innocent look on his face when he says it. "YES!" Trinity roared. "I thought we had something!" Seto just laughed. "We do. A unstable business partner ship. What? Did you think we were dating or something?" Trinity gave Isis a go-to-you-know-where-look, and walked out of the room. Mokuba began cheering.

"Yay! It's about time you started dating Isis!" Seto just walked from the room through another door, than the door Trinity went through. Isis felt sick. Now she was stuck dating HIM! She finished fixing lunch, and took it and sat it on the table. (CG: It's anything you like. I'm currently brain dead.) Everyone came rushing in except for Marik, and Odion. Isis guessed from the sound that underwear made when it ripped, Marik wouldn't be able to sit down for a LONG time! Which meant Odion wouldn't either. Isis didn't get why Odion still did that crap. Oh, well.

Mokuba sat down next to her, and Seto sat down on her other side. He grabbed her hand, and gave her a really cute look. "Hi, honey! The food smells great. Can't wait to get it done, so we can spend some quality time together, though." Trinity was sitting opposite of Seto, and began to choke on her food when he said that. Isis wanted to cry. It was going to be a very, VERY long stay.

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CG: Well, that chapters done. For a little while I'll do half about what Mokuba, and Isis videotape, and the other half about everything else. I figured the whole crocodile hunter thing would be an interesting way to tell what everyone else does.

Sony: And CG doesn't own Yu-Gi-Oh, or the Crocodile Hunter. If she owned Yu-Gi-Oh, there would be one guy, and that would be me! And all the girls would be fighting over who gets to date me! ^-^

CG: No she wouldn't!

Sony: -_- Meany!