CG and BeeBop are starring in horror as Sony sings.
Sony: I'm to sexy for the fans!
To sexy for the fans!
So sexy, YYYYEEEEAAAAAHHHH!
And I'm to sexy for the reviewers!
To sexy for the reviewers!
So sexy, YYYYEEEEAAAAAHHHH!
Well, I'm a kitty,
Ya know what I mean!
I do my little thing, in these fics, yeah!
In the fics, yeah, well in these fics.
And I do my little thing, in these fics..
CG: I've heard enough! No more. Please!
BeeBop: I'll say. This is insanity!
Sony: (Looks offended) See if I ever sing for you ever again. (walks off)
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Kaiba's Egyptian Maid
Chapter 7: The Horrors of Dating Your Boss
Isis ran through the house trying to hide from Seto, who was trying to hide from Trinity. She saw a closet, and dived in. Seto came running by, and Isis heard him stop. 'Oh my God! He's going to find me!' Isis thought. She didn't know what she was going to do if he tried to kiss her again.
Seto looked up, and down the hall, and didn't see her. Trinity then came flying down the hall after him. "Seto, WAIT! We can work this whole dating thing out!" Seto screamed (guy screams like girl scream), and ran the other way. Trinity lost no time in running after him. Isis sighed in relief. Looks like she did get a lucky break every once in a while! Now to take advantage of it, and go find Mokuba.
She opened the closet door, and fell out. She landed on some one, and they didn't feel very big. She rolled off, and looked over. She had fallen on Mokuba! He had his tounge stuck out, and had little x's for eyes. Isis laughed, and began tickling him. Mokuba began laughing, and squirming. She tickled him, until he finally begged her to stop. Isis tickled him a little more, and finally quit. "Let's go get the camera. We have some more fun to have!" They ran to Mokuba's room, and grabbed the camera…
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Duke found a room with a huge jacuzi, and invited Serenity to join him. (with swimming trunks and a bathing suit, of course!) Tristen naturally invited him self along, to Duke's dismay. They were all sitting in the tub, and had the bubbles going. Tristen and Duke were to busy wooing Serenity to notice anything else.
(theme music to Jaws heard) A long tube is seen slowly rising out of the water. Isis suddenly pops up in the water! Mokuba is right behind her, with the camera. (CG: It's a water proof camera.)
(Isis whispering): I was lucky enough to be able to follow two males, as they compete for a females attention. Now unlike other animals, they don't fight for the female, because they are to nerdy. Instead, they both try to impress her. (Camera zooms in on Trinity, Duke, and Serenity.) Look how close the two males sit next to the female. Their each sitting on each side of her. Now, let's just sit, and watch what takes place for a moment.
Tristen: Your bathing suit is so pretty, Serenity!
Serenity beams.
Serenity: Thank you, Tristen! That's so sweet!
Duke gives Tristen a go to you know where look.
Duke: You would look great in any thing!
Tristen: Duke!?! Don't be telling me stuff like that! That's disgusting!
Duke: I wasn't talking to you, idiot!
Tristen: Then who were you talking to? Duke: Serenity. DUH!
Tristen: Don't you get smart with me, Romeo!
Duke: I'll get smart with you any time I want to!
Tristen and Duke begin fighting leaving a shocked Serenity watching. Tristen shoves Duke underwater, and begins choking him. Duke manages to get away, and pours soap in Tristen's eyes. Tristen then begins screaming, and kicking every thing in the tub. Serenity jumps out of the water, to get away from the fight, and half of the bubbles that were in the jacuzzi suddenly disappear. Tristen, and Duke look at each other, and realize what most of the bubbles were. (BeeBop: For any one who doesn't know Serenity had a BAD case of gas!) They begin screaming EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEE! and jump out of the jacuzzi. So do Isis, and Mokuba. Tristen, and Duke run from the room to take a bath, and Serenity stands around looking confused. She then runs from the room, to find Tristen, and Duke.
Isis turns back to the camera, as Mokuba stifles laughter. While most females consider farting a very nasty habit, there are those who just don't get it. There fore my advice to any one who sees this video is this. DON'T GET IN A JACUZZI WITH A GIRL WHO DOESN'T GET IT, THAT'S IT'S NASTY TO FART! Until then, stay tuned for the next episode of The Yu-Gi-Oh Hunter!
Mokuba turns the camera off, and they both begin laughing their heads off.
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Isis lay in the bath tub, and scrubbed hard. She had her own bathroom, why she didn't know. Maybe it was because her boss was a millionaire. After she washed her self off, for the twentieth time, she lay soaking. She finally climbed out, and put on a bath robe. She walked into her room running her fingers through, and stopped dead in her tracks. Seto sat on her bed, and had fallen asleep with his head against the head board. Isis wanted to scream. Couldn't she have any privacy in her own room? She went to her drawers, and began pulling out some pajamas, and then walked to the door. Unfortunately, Seto woke up.
"Where do you think your going?" Seto growled. Isis wanted to die, now. Seto got up, and turned her, so she was facing him. "I asked you a question." "I was going to sleep in another room, since you obviously plan to sleep in mine." Isis then turned around again. Seto spun her back around. "I'm sleeping in here, and you are, too! If you don't I'll tell everyone about what happened in the shower!" "You wouldn't!" Isis hissed. "Try me!" Isis figured he was telling the truth. He would do any thing to keep away from Trinity.
She walked to her bed, and grabbed a pillow, and a blanket. She then threw it on the floor, and lay down. Seto looked surprised that she wasn't sleeping in the bed, but lay down on it himself with out arguing with her. Isis silently cursed Seto for being to cheap to buy some thicker carpet, and slowly fell sleep. The last thought she had was about how dating your boss, is the worst curse that be placed on anyone!
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Sony: @.@ You ruined my plans for the night, CG.
CG: Huh? @0@ What do you mean?
Sony: I was planning on asking out Serenity, but now the only thing I can think of, when I think of her, is her farting in the tub. @.@
CG: _0_ That's just wrong, man! I'm out of here!
CG runs from the room.
Sony: I'm to sexy for the fans!
To sexy for the fans!
So sexy, YYYYEEEEAAAAAHHHH!
And I'm to sexy for the reviewers!
To sexy for the reviewers!
So sexy, YYYYEEEEAAAAAHHHH!
Well, I'm a kitty,
Ya know what I mean!
I do my little thing, in these fics, yeah!
In the fics, yeah, well in these fics.
And I do my little thing, in these fics..
CG: I've heard enough! No more. Please!
BeeBop: I'll say. This is insanity!
Sony: (Looks offended) See if I ever sing for you ever again. (walks off)
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Kaiba's Egyptian Maid
Chapter 7: The Horrors of Dating Your Boss
Isis ran through the house trying to hide from Seto, who was trying to hide from Trinity. She saw a closet, and dived in. Seto came running by, and Isis heard him stop. 'Oh my God! He's going to find me!' Isis thought. She didn't know what she was going to do if he tried to kiss her again.
Seto looked up, and down the hall, and didn't see her. Trinity then came flying down the hall after him. "Seto, WAIT! We can work this whole dating thing out!" Seto screamed (guy screams like girl scream), and ran the other way. Trinity lost no time in running after him. Isis sighed in relief. Looks like she did get a lucky break every once in a while! Now to take advantage of it, and go find Mokuba.
She opened the closet door, and fell out. She landed on some one, and they didn't feel very big. She rolled off, and looked over. She had fallen on Mokuba! He had his tounge stuck out, and had little x's for eyes. Isis laughed, and began tickling him. Mokuba began laughing, and squirming. She tickled him, until he finally begged her to stop. Isis tickled him a little more, and finally quit. "Let's go get the camera. We have some more fun to have!" They ran to Mokuba's room, and grabbed the camera…
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Duke found a room with a huge jacuzi, and invited Serenity to join him. (with swimming trunks and a bathing suit, of course!) Tristen naturally invited him self along, to Duke's dismay. They were all sitting in the tub, and had the bubbles going. Tristen and Duke were to busy wooing Serenity to notice anything else.
(theme music to Jaws heard) A long tube is seen slowly rising out of the water. Isis suddenly pops up in the water! Mokuba is right behind her, with the camera. (CG: It's a water proof camera.)
(Isis whispering): I was lucky enough to be able to follow two males, as they compete for a females attention. Now unlike other animals, they don't fight for the female, because they are to nerdy. Instead, they both try to impress her. (Camera zooms in on Trinity, Duke, and Serenity.) Look how close the two males sit next to the female. Their each sitting on each side of her. Now, let's just sit, and watch what takes place for a moment.
Tristen: Your bathing suit is so pretty, Serenity!
Serenity beams.
Serenity: Thank you, Tristen! That's so sweet!
Duke gives Tristen a go to you know where look.
Duke: You would look great in any thing!
Tristen: Duke!?! Don't be telling me stuff like that! That's disgusting!
Duke: I wasn't talking to you, idiot!
Tristen: Then who were you talking to? Duke: Serenity. DUH!
Tristen: Don't you get smart with me, Romeo!
Duke: I'll get smart with you any time I want to!
Tristen and Duke begin fighting leaving a shocked Serenity watching. Tristen shoves Duke underwater, and begins choking him. Duke manages to get away, and pours soap in Tristen's eyes. Tristen then begins screaming, and kicking every thing in the tub. Serenity jumps out of the water, to get away from the fight, and half of the bubbles that were in the jacuzzi suddenly disappear. Tristen, and Duke look at each other, and realize what most of the bubbles were. (BeeBop: For any one who doesn't know Serenity had a BAD case of gas!) They begin screaming EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEE! and jump out of the jacuzzi. So do Isis, and Mokuba. Tristen, and Duke run from the room to take a bath, and Serenity stands around looking confused. She then runs from the room, to find Tristen, and Duke.
Isis turns back to the camera, as Mokuba stifles laughter. While most females consider farting a very nasty habit, there are those who just don't get it. There fore my advice to any one who sees this video is this. DON'T GET IN A JACUZZI WITH A GIRL WHO DOESN'T GET IT, THAT'S IT'S NASTY TO FART! Until then, stay tuned for the next episode of The Yu-Gi-Oh Hunter!
Mokuba turns the camera off, and they both begin laughing their heads off.
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Isis lay in the bath tub, and scrubbed hard. She had her own bathroom, why she didn't know. Maybe it was because her boss was a millionaire. After she washed her self off, for the twentieth time, she lay soaking. She finally climbed out, and put on a bath robe. She walked into her room running her fingers through, and stopped dead in her tracks. Seto sat on her bed, and had fallen asleep with his head against the head board. Isis wanted to scream. Couldn't she have any privacy in her own room? She went to her drawers, and began pulling out some pajamas, and then walked to the door. Unfortunately, Seto woke up.
"Where do you think your going?" Seto growled. Isis wanted to die, now. Seto got up, and turned her, so she was facing him. "I asked you a question." "I was going to sleep in another room, since you obviously plan to sleep in mine." Isis then turned around again. Seto spun her back around. "I'm sleeping in here, and you are, too! If you don't I'll tell everyone about what happened in the shower!" "You wouldn't!" Isis hissed. "Try me!" Isis figured he was telling the truth. He would do any thing to keep away from Trinity.
She walked to her bed, and grabbed a pillow, and a blanket. She then threw it on the floor, and lay down. Seto looked surprised that she wasn't sleeping in the bed, but lay down on it himself with out arguing with her. Isis silently cursed Seto for being to cheap to buy some thicker carpet, and slowly fell sleep. The last thought she had was about how dating your boss, is the worst curse that be placed on anyone!
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Sony: @.@ You ruined my plans for the night, CG.
CG: Huh? @0@ What do you mean?
Sony: I was planning on asking out Serenity, but now the only thing I can think of, when I think of her, is her farting in the tub. @.@
CG: _0_ That's just wrong, man! I'm out of here!
CG runs from the room.