CG: Sup, peps? Sorry I've been a while in updating this story. I couldn't think of anything really mean for Isis, and Mokuba to do, and who to do it to! But now I have plans for Joey!

Sony: The only thing you can talk about is your stupid fic! Don't you care about anything else!

CG: Well, I care about making enough money to buy a crouch rocket….and going to college….and dating a really hot guy….

Sony: AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH! (Runs off obviously angry.)

CG: @0@ What's wrong with Sony?

BeeBop: He's upset because Zita said he wasn't sexy in her review. YOU GO, ZITA!

CG: Oh. Well, if that's all that's the matter, on with the fic!

Sony: SCREW YOU, CG!

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Kaiba's Egyptian Maid

Chapter 8: Joey's Afraid of What!?!

Isis woke up, and stretched. She lay back relaxing very warm. And that's when it hit her. She wasn't asleep on the floor any more! And she wasn't sleeping alone! Isis turned over afraid of what she was about to see. Her worst fears were confirmed. She was asleep in bed. With Seto Kaiba.

Isis looked at him uncertain of what to do. She slowly began scooting back to crawl out of the bed, when Seto turned over, and pulled her against him. He sighed happily in his sleep, and hugged her tightly. Isis felt her heart began to beat faster. He looked so cute when he was asleep! His hair was messed up, unlike it's usual look, and he actually looked kind of sweet. He no longer had that cold look he always had when he was awake. Isis wished he was always like this. She might actually be able to love him, then. But the way he acted now…NO WAY! He was going to have to do some major changing before he would even have a chance at winning her heart! But the kissing was nice….

Seto eyes suddenly opened shattering Isis's day dreams. He looked at her confused, but then he remembered.

~Flashback scene~

Seto woke up about 12 o'clock shivering. He was extremely cold! He got out of bed, and went to Isis's closet. He opened the door to find more covers, but couldn't find any. He let a growl of frustration, and decided to go to his room for some blankets. Then an image of Trinity seeing him while up for a midnight snack popped into his mind. Forget that! There was no way he was leaving this room! Seto turned back to the closet to see if Isis had anything to cover up with. Looking through her cloths Seto found a pair of black leather pants. He looked at them for a few minutes scarlet. He was wondering what Isis would look like cleaning up the house in those….He turned away forcing him self not to think about that. Isis was a she-demon! She made his life a living hell! A little voice in the back of his head whispered, 'Would she do that, if you treated her half-way decent?' 'Yes!' Seto growled back at the voice. She would always treat him that way. It'd be to confusing if she didn't. 'You might actually have to admit you love her, if you did.' The little voice whispered again. Seto turned bright red again. He didn't have feelings for her! He never had, had feelings for her, and he never would!

Seto sighed, and turned back to go to bed. Isis didn't have anything that would keep him warm. But there was those leather pants she would look so good in…Seto shook his head hard. He had to quit thinking of that! Seto walked back to the bed, in a very bad mood, and tripped over something. He looked down ready to kick it out of his way, when he saw it was Isis. He touched her shoulder, ready to move her out of his way, when he realized, he may be cold, but she wasn't! She felt very warm, because she had put on two or three layers of clothes hoping the floor wouldn't be so hard then. Seto grinned, and lifted her into his arms. There was more than one way to keep warm!

~End of flashback.~

Seto really regretted his decision now. He never thought about what would happen if Isis woke up first! He slid out of the bed, and walked from the room without a word. Isis watched him thinking, 'What a grouch. He could have at least have said good morning! Oh, well. Time for a little bit of fun….'

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Isis, and Mokuba were looking for a new victim, and they found one. Joey. Yugi was having a little trouble reaching the freezer, and they were originally going to pick on him. But then something else happened.

Isis: Today we have a very special treat for you. We'll be filming the runner up from Duelist Island, Joey Wheeler. This animal is somewhat goofy, and not very clever at times. However, he seems to come through when you need him. Let's watch and see if he can come through for his buddy Yugi.

(Yugi, and Joey sneak into the kitchen.

Yugi: Thanks for helping me, Joey. I was afraid everyone else would make fun of me.

Joey: It's OK, Yug. Not everyone can be tall, strong, and handsome like me.

They walk over to the freezer, and Joey opens the door. Joey begins screaming (guy screams like girl scream) and jumps into Yugi's arms.

Yugi: Joey, I can't hold you!

Yugi drops Joey on his butt. Joey covers his eyes still screaming.

Yugi: What's wrong, Joey? Are you OK?

Joey: CLOSE THE DOOR BEFORE IT ESCAPES! QUICK MAN!

Yugi jumps, and closes the door. Joey slowly opens his eyes.

Joey: PHEW! That was a close man!

Joey suddenly hugs Yugi tightly.

Joey: You're my hero, man! I thought those fish sticks had us for sure!

Yugi, Isis, and Mokuba do the anime fall thing.

Yugi: FISHSTICKS!?!

Joey: Yeah, a fisherman put a curse on me for stealing his fish once. He said every fish stick in the world was going to come after me! And they have been!

Yugi: O0o OK, well, ah, ah, let's find something else to eat then…

Joey: Hey, I think I saw some hot dogs in the fridge! Lets have those for breakfast.

Yugi: OK.)

Isis, and Mokuba sneak off.

Isis: While Joey is a good guy, you have to remember that everyone has their faults. In this case, though, we have to be polite and over look his. Rubbing it in would be…ALL HECK, LET'S RUB IT IN!

Isis, and Mokuba turn the camera off, and begin to aggervate Joey to death.

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Sony: I've come to a decision.

CG: A decision? You mean you actually had something worth considering?

Sony: '-' As a matter of fact, I do! I forgive Zita!

BeeBop: Why? She was doing you a favor by pointing out the obvious!

Sony: Shut up!

Sony storms off.

CG: Well, till next time, keep it real, don't get laid, and don't let the fish sticks bite.

Joey: Thaz not funny!

Yugi: Actually it is.

Joey: AAAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHH! (Runs off to pout with Sony.)