BeeBop: Does any one out there have a big butt?
CG: @.@ Not that I know of. Why is it any of your business, anyways?
BeeBop: Just wondering, since you said I could write this chapter.
CG: What are you up to?
BeeBop: Oh, nothing! (Sly look.)
Sony: For any one terrified about BeeBop writing romance, HAVE NO FEAR! I'LL be writing the romance!
Readers: AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!
Readers run away.
CG: Oh, well. Write your chapter! And there had better not be anything bad in it either!
BeeBop, and Sony: YES, MAM! ^-^ (Fingers crossed behind their backs.)
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Kaiba's Egyptian Maid
Chatper 9: Big Butt Crisis, and The Unexpected Crush
Isis Ishtar, here to provide you more information on your favorite duelists. Today we'll be following a crazy duelist with two personalites. He frequently goes from sweet, and sexy, to pscycho and sexy. Yes, we'll be following Ryou Bakura. The sweet/sexy/pyscho duelist. Currently he is in his den looking in a mirror.
(Bakura is standing in front of a mirror looking at his butt.
Bakura: (Talking to himself.) It's just so biggg….I can't fit into my pants…maybe if I squeeze a little harder, and suck in some more…Bingo! I can fit into my pants!
KKKKKKKKAAAAAAAABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!
Bakura's pants rip down the middle.
Bakura: OH MMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPP! MEEP! MEEP! MEEPMMMMMMMEEEEEPPPPPP! THAT WAS MY ONLY PAIR OF PANTS! WHAT AM I GOING TO DO!?!
Bakura runs around every where looking for another pair of pants, or something. He finally grabs a towel, and wraps it around each leg.
Bakura: Well….It's strange…but it might work…maybe if I sway my hips when I walk…
Bakura walks around prancing his stuff. (CG: AAAARRRRROOOOOO! (wolf howl) Strut your stuff, baby!)
Bakura: No…That won't work…maybe if I take bigger strides…
Bakura takes big strides, and the towel falls off. (Fan-girls go nuts. BeeBop: Chill out! He's wearing boxers under it! He's not like Seto!)
Bakura: Well, that won't work…I KNOW! I just walk normal! It's perfect!
Bakura races off, walking normal.
Isis: Well, after many tries this duelist has finally found a way to walk. Most animals learn how to walk at an early age. But others…well, some need a little help every once in a while. Needless to say, this episode has ended in a good note. Bakura has not given into his natural instincts to run around naked. For any atheist out there, this is just further proof that there really is a God out there! Until next time, I'm Isis Ishtar, the Yu-Gi-Oh Hunter.
Mokuba cuts off the camera. Isis, and Mokuba begin laughing. Again.
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Seto stormed into Isis's room. "Your supposed to be a maid! Not a guest! Now go clean up my bathroom!" Flames begin shooting out of Isis's eyes. "You told me I had the weekend off when you hired me!" "Well, I didn't expect you to still be here!" Seto shot back. "Now go!" "Forget it! I quit!" Isis screamed and stormed from the room. Seto looked at her surprised. He had never seen her so angry. Oh well. She'd get over it. And he had a feeling she WOULD NOT be quitting.
Isis went into one of Seto's many living rooms, hoping no one would be in it, because it was kind of secluded. She was in luck. No one was. She sat down on the couch, and turned on the TV. She sat watching it for about twenty minutes when she realized some one was behind her. She turned around expecting Seto, but instead saw Bakura. "Mind if I sit down?" Bakura asked. Isis silently cursing him, told him he could. Bakura grinned, and sat down. "I heard your argument with Seto." Bakura began slowly. "He really should treat you better than that." Isis laughed. "Well, I definitely agree with you there."
She leaned against the back of the couch not looking at Bakura. Bakura watched her for a minute, and then grabbed her chin. He turned her head so she was looking into his eyes. "I could treat you better than that." He whispered. He then leaned forward, and kissed her tenderly. Isis sat with her head spinning. She would have never suspected Bakura had a crush on her! Bakura pulled away, and smiled. Isis realized she liked his smile. "Don't tell me anything now. Just think about what I said. I can wait." He then stood up, and walked away. Isis sat starring at the place he had just left, and touched her lips…
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Seto walked into the living room, to watch TV. Isis, and Bakura were sitting there talking. Seto was about to tell them to get out, when Bakura grabbed Isis's chin. He whispered something, and then they kissed! Seto watched shocked. He couldn't believe it! Bakura said something else, and then got up, and left the room through another door. He never saw Seto. Isis sat with a confused look on her face, and then touched her lips. She had a dreamy look in her eyes. Seto moved away from the door way, and leaned against the wall. He sank to the floor with tears in his eyes. Because he was such an idiot, he may have just lost the only girl he ever really loved…
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CG: WOW. GO SONY. That was definitely unexpected.
Sony: Yeah, that's kind of what happens when you have a person that actually knows how to write romance that does it!
BeeBop: What about my part? @.@
CG: It was good, too! I was laughing my head off!
BeeBop: @0@ Really? Well I am a good writer! ^-^
CG: Well, that's for reading Sony, and BeeBop's chapter! Be sure to review!
CG: @.@ Not that I know of. Why is it any of your business, anyways?
BeeBop: Just wondering, since you said I could write this chapter.
CG: What are you up to?
BeeBop: Oh, nothing! (Sly look.)
Sony: For any one terrified about BeeBop writing romance, HAVE NO FEAR! I'LL be writing the romance!
Readers: AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!
Readers run away.
CG: Oh, well. Write your chapter! And there had better not be anything bad in it either!
BeeBop, and Sony: YES, MAM! ^-^ (Fingers crossed behind their backs.)
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Kaiba's Egyptian Maid
Chatper 9: Big Butt Crisis, and The Unexpected Crush
Isis Ishtar, here to provide you more information on your favorite duelists. Today we'll be following a crazy duelist with two personalites. He frequently goes from sweet, and sexy, to pscycho and sexy. Yes, we'll be following Ryou Bakura. The sweet/sexy/pyscho duelist. Currently he is in his den looking in a mirror.
(Bakura is standing in front of a mirror looking at his butt.
Bakura: (Talking to himself.) It's just so biggg….I can't fit into my pants…maybe if I squeeze a little harder, and suck in some more…Bingo! I can fit into my pants!
KKKKKKKKAAAAAAAABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!
Bakura's pants rip down the middle.
Bakura: OH MMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPP! MEEP! MEEP! MEEPMMMMMMMEEEEEPPPPPP! THAT WAS MY ONLY PAIR OF PANTS! WHAT AM I GOING TO DO!?!
Bakura runs around every where looking for another pair of pants, or something. He finally grabs a towel, and wraps it around each leg.
Bakura: Well….It's strange…but it might work…maybe if I sway my hips when I walk…
Bakura walks around prancing his stuff. (CG: AAAARRRRROOOOOO! (wolf howl) Strut your stuff, baby!)
Bakura: No…That won't work…maybe if I take bigger strides…
Bakura takes big strides, and the towel falls off. (Fan-girls go nuts. BeeBop: Chill out! He's wearing boxers under it! He's not like Seto!)
Bakura: Well, that won't work…I KNOW! I just walk normal! It's perfect!
Bakura races off, walking normal.
Isis: Well, after many tries this duelist has finally found a way to walk. Most animals learn how to walk at an early age. But others…well, some need a little help every once in a while. Needless to say, this episode has ended in a good note. Bakura has not given into his natural instincts to run around naked. For any atheist out there, this is just further proof that there really is a God out there! Until next time, I'm Isis Ishtar, the Yu-Gi-Oh Hunter.
Mokuba cuts off the camera. Isis, and Mokuba begin laughing. Again.
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Seto stormed into Isis's room. "Your supposed to be a maid! Not a guest! Now go clean up my bathroom!" Flames begin shooting out of Isis's eyes. "You told me I had the weekend off when you hired me!" "Well, I didn't expect you to still be here!" Seto shot back. "Now go!" "Forget it! I quit!" Isis screamed and stormed from the room. Seto looked at her surprised. He had never seen her so angry. Oh well. She'd get over it. And he had a feeling she WOULD NOT be quitting.
Isis went into one of Seto's many living rooms, hoping no one would be in it, because it was kind of secluded. She was in luck. No one was. She sat down on the couch, and turned on the TV. She sat watching it for about twenty minutes when she realized some one was behind her. She turned around expecting Seto, but instead saw Bakura. "Mind if I sit down?" Bakura asked. Isis silently cursing him, told him he could. Bakura grinned, and sat down. "I heard your argument with Seto." Bakura began slowly. "He really should treat you better than that." Isis laughed. "Well, I definitely agree with you there."
She leaned against the back of the couch not looking at Bakura. Bakura watched her for a minute, and then grabbed her chin. He turned her head so she was looking into his eyes. "I could treat you better than that." He whispered. He then leaned forward, and kissed her tenderly. Isis sat with her head spinning. She would have never suspected Bakura had a crush on her! Bakura pulled away, and smiled. Isis realized she liked his smile. "Don't tell me anything now. Just think about what I said. I can wait." He then stood up, and walked away. Isis sat starring at the place he had just left, and touched her lips…
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Seto walked into the living room, to watch TV. Isis, and Bakura were sitting there talking. Seto was about to tell them to get out, when Bakura grabbed Isis's chin. He whispered something, and then they kissed! Seto watched shocked. He couldn't believe it! Bakura said something else, and then got up, and left the room through another door. He never saw Seto. Isis sat with a confused look on her face, and then touched her lips. She had a dreamy look in her eyes. Seto moved away from the door way, and leaned against the wall. He sank to the floor with tears in his eyes. Because he was such an idiot, he may have just lost the only girl he ever really loved…
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CG: WOW. GO SONY. That was definitely unexpected.
Sony: Yeah, that's kind of what happens when you have a person that actually knows how to write romance that does it!
BeeBop: What about my part? @.@
CG: It was good, too! I was laughing my head off!
BeeBop: @0@ Really? Well I am a good writer! ^-^
CG: Well, that's for reading Sony, and BeeBop's chapter! Be sure to review!