Hahahahaha! Splendid torture for poor leggy. Oh well, here's more torture,
and more still in the chapters ahead.
Ok, Samus, I've read Double, Double, Toil and Trouble, and I loved it, so I will use it in an upcoming chapter. Elvea, I haven't had the chance to read urs yet, so I'll do so soon. Esteladuial, Legolas will encounter his cabbage sox!! Just you wait. Star, I'll use your suggestion in this.Thanks. Anybody else have any stories I can use?
This chapter, however, is reserved for the sole purpose of having the rest of the fellowship continue the torture on Legolas. But will it come back around and hit them smack in the face? Read on the find out.
Disclaimer: Hmm. For Frodog, Tolkien, Esteladuial, and myself share custody. But sadly, for this story, all is different. Except for the computer, which is a Windows 2000, like mine.
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The Fellowship Visits Fanfiction.net
Chapter 2. The Fun Begins
"Alright, Pip. But it'd better be worth my time. I could be having a snack right now!!"
"Oh, that can wait! This is definitely one of the things worth missing a meal over!!" Pippin exclaimed, surprising Merry a great deal, considering how much Pippin enjoyed eating.
"How about you go get us a snack while I read? That way, we can have both!" Merry decided. Pippin eagerly agreed and jumped up from his chair and allowed Merry to sit. Pippin speedily ran away to the kitchen.
"Alright, let's see what all this fuss is about now," Merry said to himself, reading the author's notes. "A/L Slash, eh? Wonder what that is. Doesn't sound very entertaining, and it couldn't be anything bad now." He continued reading a bit about Aragorn and Legolas doing such things as they normally would, until Pippin came running back with a tray full of food.
"All of our favourites!! Have you gotten to the part about Legolas and Aragorn, well-You know," Pippin trailed off, smirking.
"Know what? There's nothing out of the ordinary here yet! It's all Legolas and Aragorn having a jolly good ol' time being friends, is all," Merry replied, biting into a fresh, crisp, green apple. He turned back to the screen and continued reading. There was nothing unusual, until the story took a strange turn and told strange things of Aragorn feeling toward Legolas like more than a friend should. What is that supposed to mean? Merry thought, flabbergasted, while continuing to munch on his apple.
Merry read up to the last line and froze for a split second, chewing his apple more slowly now, and clicked onto the next chapter. He read on for another while, and then gave a yelp, which caused his dear apple to fall from his mouth and onto Pippin's feet, and a sudden kick, which caused his poor toes to smash onto the hard wooden desk and his chair to go crashing backwards. Merry whined and attempted to get up.
Pippin slowly picked up the fallen apple and looked at it in disgust, then shrugged and took a bite out of it. "Merry, I was shocked too when I read that part, but not to the point where I started having sudden muscle spasms and fell backwards to the floor. I mean, really, Merry," Pippin stated, matter-of-factly, then burst out into giggles, remembering what Aragorn and Legolas really did in the story.
Pip grabbed hold of Merry's arm and helped him up, holding back his laughter. Merry proceeded to rub his head and toes, then looked at Pippin and said, "Well, Pip, you were right, that was interesting-AND FUNNY!!!" Merry promptly burst into an insane fit of giggles and loud laughs.
"Aragorn & Legolas!!! Who would've thought?! Pippin! You are a genius Pip for finding that!! Ahahahahahaha," Merry said, thought laughs.
"It wasn't me who found it, it was actually Aragorn's lover who found it!!" Pippin burst into laughter again.
"Who? Arwen?" Merry said, sarcastically. "Wait, what do you mean Legolas found it?"
"I mean that Legolas was probably surfing the Internet and came upon this site!! That explains why he ran away as if an army of Uruk-Hai was chasing him!! You should've seen the look on his face when he ran!! He was mortified and humiliated and nauseated at the same time!!" Pippin exclaimed, laughing again.
"Come on, let's read some more! See what other things they happen to do as a couple," Merry said, grinning. So they squeezed into one chair, and continued scrolling down the page, laughing at the descriptions of kisses and more-than-friendly touches that were exchanged between them.
.Legolas squeezed Aragorn's hand and sighed. "I love you so, my dear Estel. I want nothing more than to hold you in my arms and kiss your lips. Darling Aragorn, I wish to do so tonight, with you upon my bed in my chambers. We can be together at last. I promise to cherish you, through whatever evil that might fall. I love you."
A sweet, lingering kiss was placed upon his lips at those words, then the ecstasy ended, with Estel saying, "My beautiful Legolas, I desire nothing more than you. You are the only being I want to be with for forever, and a day. You are my one true love, my partner, and my soul mate. You bring a type of joy and tranquility into my life that I need not heed any evil. To be apart from your divine grace and love is treachery at its worst. Their lips meant once again. Estel opened his mouth and invited Legolas tongue within.
By now, Merry and Pippin were in tears, laughing like there was no tomorrow, rolling about on the floor.
"My goodness, Pip. I'm sorry for doubting you! That was absolutely hilarious! Just the thought is enough! But detailed descriptions?" he burst out laughing uncontrollably once again.
"See? I told you Merry!" he too started laughing insanely. Neither of them noticed the cloaked figure enter the room.
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Legolas tossed and turned, in a nightmare state. He cried out, very shaken and pale. He awoke, with sweat dripping upon his brow. He wiped it away.
"Why did I have to come across that story? Was it some type of twisted punishment for some horrendous crime I've committed? By Elbereth!" He moaned, deeply discouraged and depressed.
He got up from his tangled bed of sheets and changed into a dry set of clothes.
He then headed back downstairs for a bite to soothe his grumbling tummy.
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"What's this? Hobbits, caught rolling about in an unorthodox fashion?" Arwen inquired.
"Sorry, Arwen. It's just that this thing we found, or Legolas found, it absolutely HILARIOUS!" Merry exclaimed, bursting into laughter.
"Alright, let me read it. It couldn't be that funny," Arwen stated, oblivious, very very oblivious.
"Okay, Lady Arwen, but don't say we didn't warn you, because there are some things that you wouldn't be too happy about," Pippin smirked, trying not to laugh again. He quickly went to the computer and flipped back a couple of pages to the beginning of the story.
"Oooh. The suspense is just killing me! Let me be the judge of that," Arwen replied. Beginning to read some of the story.
"She put herself in this mess. If she goes into a sudden seizure or heart attack, remember, we had NOTHING to do with it. Besides, she has life insurance," Merry shared with Pippin.
"Hush! I want to see her royal reaction! This is going to be good," Pippin said, grinning.
"Ok, Aragorn and Legolas as friends, there's nothing strange or funny about that!" Arwen exclaimed, raising an eyebrow.
"Read on milady," Pippin goaded, still trying to keep from laughing.
"Aragorn and Legolas//have feelings for each other//they have a little talk//they- kiss???? WHAT THE HECK IS THIS???????" Arwen shouted, enraged. "MY ARAGORN!! KISSING LEGOLAS?! THIS CANNOT BE!!!"
Merry & Pippin slowly crawled away from her, very, very intimidated.
"I MUST FIND MY SO-CALLED BELOVED AND CONFRONT HIM ABOUT THIS MATTER!! THIS CANNOT BE!! ARRR!!" Arwen screamed, looking much like Galadriel going nuts after Frodo offered her the ring.
"I will do such a thing, after I read on about their little "adventures" and see just how much of these things they do behind my back! Humph, thinks I'm not good enough, I'll show him," Arwen said, somewhat more composed now, and mumbling incoherent things.
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"Not exactly the reaction you expected, eh, Pip?"
"I thought she was going to be shocked, but now I know what an understatement that was!! We'd better run before she has some strange, twisted idea we were somehow involved with this," Pippin suggested, skipping away. Merry followed close behind.
"What is, my fair Arwen? I heard you yelling. What has upset you so? Are you all right?" Aragorn asked, both intrigued and quite afraid of his lover.
"Am I all right? I'm just fine, Aragorn, Son of Arathorn. But I don't know if you'll be," Arwen drawled, slowly turning in her chair, an evil glint in her eye.
Hahaha, so what horrible things will happen to "poor" Aragorn? If you want to know, you must review, and you must tell me your thoughts, and you must give me suggestions, and then I will decided the fate of Aragorn. If the reviews are too short, well, I might just decide to kill him. Ok, maybe that's too harsh, but still, review plentifully, so I might do some other weird plot twists and things happening and other pplz jumping in.ALRIGHT?? Peace out, pplz.
Ok, Samus, I've read Double, Double, Toil and Trouble, and I loved it, so I will use it in an upcoming chapter. Elvea, I haven't had the chance to read urs yet, so I'll do so soon. Esteladuial, Legolas will encounter his cabbage sox!! Just you wait. Star, I'll use your suggestion in this.Thanks. Anybody else have any stories I can use?
This chapter, however, is reserved for the sole purpose of having the rest of the fellowship continue the torture on Legolas. But will it come back around and hit them smack in the face? Read on the find out.
Disclaimer: Hmm. For Frodog, Tolkien, Esteladuial, and myself share custody. But sadly, for this story, all is different. Except for the computer, which is a Windows 2000, like mine.
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The Fellowship Visits Fanfiction.net
Chapter 2. The Fun Begins
"Alright, Pip. But it'd better be worth my time. I could be having a snack right now!!"
"Oh, that can wait! This is definitely one of the things worth missing a meal over!!" Pippin exclaimed, surprising Merry a great deal, considering how much Pippin enjoyed eating.
"How about you go get us a snack while I read? That way, we can have both!" Merry decided. Pippin eagerly agreed and jumped up from his chair and allowed Merry to sit. Pippin speedily ran away to the kitchen.
"Alright, let's see what all this fuss is about now," Merry said to himself, reading the author's notes. "A/L Slash, eh? Wonder what that is. Doesn't sound very entertaining, and it couldn't be anything bad now." He continued reading a bit about Aragorn and Legolas doing such things as they normally would, until Pippin came running back with a tray full of food.
"All of our favourites!! Have you gotten to the part about Legolas and Aragorn, well-You know," Pippin trailed off, smirking.
"Know what? There's nothing out of the ordinary here yet! It's all Legolas and Aragorn having a jolly good ol' time being friends, is all," Merry replied, biting into a fresh, crisp, green apple. He turned back to the screen and continued reading. There was nothing unusual, until the story took a strange turn and told strange things of Aragorn feeling toward Legolas like more than a friend should. What is that supposed to mean? Merry thought, flabbergasted, while continuing to munch on his apple.
Merry read up to the last line and froze for a split second, chewing his apple more slowly now, and clicked onto the next chapter. He read on for another while, and then gave a yelp, which caused his dear apple to fall from his mouth and onto Pippin's feet, and a sudden kick, which caused his poor toes to smash onto the hard wooden desk and his chair to go crashing backwards. Merry whined and attempted to get up.
Pippin slowly picked up the fallen apple and looked at it in disgust, then shrugged and took a bite out of it. "Merry, I was shocked too when I read that part, but not to the point where I started having sudden muscle spasms and fell backwards to the floor. I mean, really, Merry," Pippin stated, matter-of-factly, then burst out into giggles, remembering what Aragorn and Legolas really did in the story.
Pip grabbed hold of Merry's arm and helped him up, holding back his laughter. Merry proceeded to rub his head and toes, then looked at Pippin and said, "Well, Pip, you were right, that was interesting-AND FUNNY!!!" Merry promptly burst into an insane fit of giggles and loud laughs.
"Aragorn & Legolas!!! Who would've thought?! Pippin! You are a genius Pip for finding that!! Ahahahahahaha," Merry said, thought laughs.
"It wasn't me who found it, it was actually Aragorn's lover who found it!!" Pippin burst into laughter again.
"Who? Arwen?" Merry said, sarcastically. "Wait, what do you mean Legolas found it?"
"I mean that Legolas was probably surfing the Internet and came upon this site!! That explains why he ran away as if an army of Uruk-Hai was chasing him!! You should've seen the look on his face when he ran!! He was mortified and humiliated and nauseated at the same time!!" Pippin exclaimed, laughing again.
"Come on, let's read some more! See what other things they happen to do as a couple," Merry said, grinning. So they squeezed into one chair, and continued scrolling down the page, laughing at the descriptions of kisses and more-than-friendly touches that were exchanged between them.
.Legolas squeezed Aragorn's hand and sighed. "I love you so, my dear Estel. I want nothing more than to hold you in my arms and kiss your lips. Darling Aragorn, I wish to do so tonight, with you upon my bed in my chambers. We can be together at last. I promise to cherish you, through whatever evil that might fall. I love you."
A sweet, lingering kiss was placed upon his lips at those words, then the ecstasy ended, with Estel saying, "My beautiful Legolas, I desire nothing more than you. You are the only being I want to be with for forever, and a day. You are my one true love, my partner, and my soul mate. You bring a type of joy and tranquility into my life that I need not heed any evil. To be apart from your divine grace and love is treachery at its worst. Their lips meant once again. Estel opened his mouth and invited Legolas tongue within.
By now, Merry and Pippin were in tears, laughing like there was no tomorrow, rolling about on the floor.
"My goodness, Pip. I'm sorry for doubting you! That was absolutely hilarious! Just the thought is enough! But detailed descriptions?" he burst out laughing uncontrollably once again.
"See? I told you Merry!" he too started laughing insanely. Neither of them noticed the cloaked figure enter the room.
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Legolas tossed and turned, in a nightmare state. He cried out, very shaken and pale. He awoke, with sweat dripping upon his brow. He wiped it away.
"Why did I have to come across that story? Was it some type of twisted punishment for some horrendous crime I've committed? By Elbereth!" He moaned, deeply discouraged and depressed.
He got up from his tangled bed of sheets and changed into a dry set of clothes.
He then headed back downstairs for a bite to soothe his grumbling tummy.
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"What's this? Hobbits, caught rolling about in an unorthodox fashion?" Arwen inquired.
"Sorry, Arwen. It's just that this thing we found, or Legolas found, it absolutely HILARIOUS!" Merry exclaimed, bursting into laughter.
"Alright, let me read it. It couldn't be that funny," Arwen stated, oblivious, very very oblivious.
"Okay, Lady Arwen, but don't say we didn't warn you, because there are some things that you wouldn't be too happy about," Pippin smirked, trying not to laugh again. He quickly went to the computer and flipped back a couple of pages to the beginning of the story.
"Oooh. The suspense is just killing me! Let me be the judge of that," Arwen replied. Beginning to read some of the story.
"She put herself in this mess. If she goes into a sudden seizure or heart attack, remember, we had NOTHING to do with it. Besides, she has life insurance," Merry shared with Pippin.
"Hush! I want to see her royal reaction! This is going to be good," Pippin said, grinning.
"Ok, Aragorn and Legolas as friends, there's nothing strange or funny about that!" Arwen exclaimed, raising an eyebrow.
"Read on milady," Pippin goaded, still trying to keep from laughing.
"Aragorn and Legolas//have feelings for each other//they have a little talk//they- kiss???? WHAT THE HECK IS THIS???????" Arwen shouted, enraged. "MY ARAGORN!! KISSING LEGOLAS?! THIS CANNOT BE!!!"
Merry & Pippin slowly crawled away from her, very, very intimidated.
"I MUST FIND MY SO-CALLED BELOVED AND CONFRONT HIM ABOUT THIS MATTER!! THIS CANNOT BE!! ARRR!!" Arwen screamed, looking much like Galadriel going nuts after Frodo offered her the ring.
"I will do such a thing, after I read on about their little "adventures" and see just how much of these things they do behind my back! Humph, thinks I'm not good enough, I'll show him," Arwen said, somewhat more composed now, and mumbling incoherent things.
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"Not exactly the reaction you expected, eh, Pip?"
"I thought she was going to be shocked, but now I know what an understatement that was!! We'd better run before she has some strange, twisted idea we were somehow involved with this," Pippin suggested, skipping away. Merry followed close behind.
"What is, my fair Arwen? I heard you yelling. What has upset you so? Are you all right?" Aragorn asked, both intrigued and quite afraid of his lover.
"Am I all right? I'm just fine, Aragorn, Son of Arathorn. But I don't know if you'll be," Arwen drawled, slowly turning in her chair, an evil glint in her eye.
Hahaha, so what horrible things will happen to "poor" Aragorn? If you want to know, you must review, and you must tell me your thoughts, and you must give me suggestions, and then I will decided the fate of Aragorn. If the reviews are too short, well, I might just decide to kill him. Ok, maybe that's too harsh, but still, review plentifully, so I might do some other weird plot twists and things happening and other pplz jumping in.ALRIGHT?? Peace out, pplz.