Hehehehe Did I keep you in suspense long enough? Nah, it was only about 2
days, Oh well, I couldn't wait, so here's a new chap. Check out my Pool
Party story if you want updates to this one, I'll be updating that soon,
too. PLEASE READ IT!! Come on, they'll be playing Marco Polo soon. What
fun! There will be lots of pool noodles and people from all over Middle-
Earth will be popping up, some that you least expect.
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The Fellowship Visits Fanfiction.net
Chapter 4. All Hell Breaks Loose
"Arwen, why are you looking at me like that?" Legolas asked timidly, because of the death glare and sharp nails Arwen was pointing at him.
"Oh, no reason at all Legolas. You know perfectly well what's wrong! I read that little thing on the computer," Arwen snarled, her hair flowing behind her like snakes as she slowly approached to the stricken Legolas. He was dramatically paler and had a faraway look in his eyes as he recalled a particularly graphic scene. His breath came out in short, quick puffs, and he seemingly ignored the beast that was Arwen coming ever closer and closer to him. A deep voice calling his name snapped him back to reality, just in time to catch a glimpse of Arwen before she leaped, nails outstretched, at him. He gracefully jumped aside just in time and swiftly ran to Aragorn's side. Arwen landed not so gracefully with a loud thud.
She had taken a pretty hard dive and was bruised on the face, with aching or possibly broke ribs, and several broken nails.
"Arr, I'm going to get that elf, ruining my makeup and nails, I just had these done yesterday, too!!"
"Wh-wh-wh--H-h-h-how, sh-sh-she, saw A-A-A/L Slash. Me, yuhyuhyou t-t-t-t-t- t-together," Legolas stuttered, hyperventilating.
"Speak clearly, Legolas," before Aragorn could even begin to comprehend the gibberish Legolas had just muttered, Legolas collapsed. He caught hold of the severely distressed elf just in time, before he could crumble to the floor.
Arwen was trying to get up to attack once again and saw how Aragorn caught Legolas just in time, so caring and loving.
"You catch HIM, but not ME!!"
Aragorn jerked his head up to look at Arwen who now looked more deadly than the 9 Black Riders put together. He quickly flung Legolas over his shoulder and made a run for it.
"Going to care for his other lover, I see, WITHOUT GIVING A DAMN ABOUT ME," Arwen muttered to herself, then yelled to the retreating back of Aragorn, "Son of Arathorn, you bastard! You can run for it, but I'm telling you now, you ain't GETTING ANY for about a month after this!"
Aragorn whimpered when he heard this, quite devastated at the thought, then dashed into a room and locked the 69 bolts the heavy metallic door had.
"Thank Elbereth I thought ahead about this before marriage and had this room designed especially for times like this. For refuge from Arwen's insane hissyfits and PMS moods!" He dropped Legolas onto the bed and plopped down onto one of the nice armchairs there himself. He slowly drifted into a nightmarish slumber.
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GO KELLY CLARKSON!! KELLY KELLY KELLY!!!! YOU ARE THE AMERICAN IDOL!! HEL-LOOO!!!!
Hehe, luv that gurl.Anyway, I have written chapter 5 by now, possibly chapter 6 and 7, but the only way you'll get them is to write reviews. LONG ONES PLEASE! Put any comments you have, or suggestions, thanks. READ MY OTHER STORIES!!
TWO RIVENDELL ELVES GO ROUND THE OUTSIDE! ROUND THE OUTSIDE! ROUND THE OUTSIDE!
Hey, what do you guys think of this concept for a story: Gimli the Crossing Guard Do you think that would scare the liddle kids too much? Hehe, just what I'm looking for. Or else it could be Legolas the Crossing Guard, which was my original idea. LMAO Little Girl goes up to Legolas and says, "Hello, my name is Becky. Are you one of the nice ladies my mom has tea with on Tuesdays?"
LMAO! Wudduya think of: Arwen Goes Punk-she wears a freakin' tie man! And plays rock concerts on the roof of the palace in Gondor! YEAH!
And whudduya think of the 'ship makin a musiq video? Any suggestions for musiq videos? I said "making a music video", no promises on actually having them FINISH the video before they get kicked out. Come on, RICKI MARTIN? You gurls wanna c Legolas and Aragorn shake their bon-bons??? ;P^O_0^
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The Fellowship Visits Fanfiction.net
Chapter 4. All Hell Breaks Loose
"Arwen, why are you looking at me like that?" Legolas asked timidly, because of the death glare and sharp nails Arwen was pointing at him.
"Oh, no reason at all Legolas. You know perfectly well what's wrong! I read that little thing on the computer," Arwen snarled, her hair flowing behind her like snakes as she slowly approached to the stricken Legolas. He was dramatically paler and had a faraway look in his eyes as he recalled a particularly graphic scene. His breath came out in short, quick puffs, and he seemingly ignored the beast that was Arwen coming ever closer and closer to him. A deep voice calling his name snapped him back to reality, just in time to catch a glimpse of Arwen before she leaped, nails outstretched, at him. He gracefully jumped aside just in time and swiftly ran to Aragorn's side. Arwen landed not so gracefully with a loud thud.
She had taken a pretty hard dive and was bruised on the face, with aching or possibly broke ribs, and several broken nails.
"Arr, I'm going to get that elf, ruining my makeup and nails, I just had these done yesterday, too!!"
"Wh-wh-wh--H-h-h-how, sh-sh-she, saw A-A-A/L Slash. Me, yuhyuhyou t-t-t-t-t- t-together," Legolas stuttered, hyperventilating.
"Speak clearly, Legolas," before Aragorn could even begin to comprehend the gibberish Legolas had just muttered, Legolas collapsed. He caught hold of the severely distressed elf just in time, before he could crumble to the floor.
Arwen was trying to get up to attack once again and saw how Aragorn caught Legolas just in time, so caring and loving.
"You catch HIM, but not ME!!"
Aragorn jerked his head up to look at Arwen who now looked more deadly than the 9 Black Riders put together. He quickly flung Legolas over his shoulder and made a run for it.
"Going to care for his other lover, I see, WITHOUT GIVING A DAMN ABOUT ME," Arwen muttered to herself, then yelled to the retreating back of Aragorn, "Son of Arathorn, you bastard! You can run for it, but I'm telling you now, you ain't GETTING ANY for about a month after this!"
Aragorn whimpered when he heard this, quite devastated at the thought, then dashed into a room and locked the 69 bolts the heavy metallic door had.
"Thank Elbereth I thought ahead about this before marriage and had this room designed especially for times like this. For refuge from Arwen's insane hissyfits and PMS moods!" He dropped Legolas onto the bed and plopped down onto one of the nice armchairs there himself. He slowly drifted into a nightmarish slumber.
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GO KELLY CLARKSON!! KELLY KELLY KELLY!!!! YOU ARE THE AMERICAN IDOL!! HEL-LOOO!!!!
Hehe, luv that gurl.Anyway, I have written chapter 5 by now, possibly chapter 6 and 7, but the only way you'll get them is to write reviews. LONG ONES PLEASE! Put any comments you have, or suggestions, thanks. READ MY OTHER STORIES!!
TWO RIVENDELL ELVES GO ROUND THE OUTSIDE! ROUND THE OUTSIDE! ROUND THE OUTSIDE!
Hey, what do you guys think of this concept for a story: Gimli the Crossing Guard Do you think that would scare the liddle kids too much? Hehe, just what I'm looking for. Or else it could be Legolas the Crossing Guard, which was my original idea. LMAO Little Girl goes up to Legolas and says, "Hello, my name is Becky. Are you one of the nice ladies my mom has tea with on Tuesdays?"
LMAO! Wudduya think of: Arwen Goes Punk-she wears a freakin' tie man! And plays rock concerts on the roof of the palace in Gondor! YEAH!
And whudduya think of the 'ship makin a musiq video? Any suggestions for musiq videos? I said "making a music video", no promises on actually having them FINISH the video before they get kicked out. Come on, RICKI MARTIN? You gurls wanna c Legolas and Aragorn shake their bon-bons??? ;P^O_0^