A/N: Ok, I should start to type up the next chapter of the Pool Party story
tomorrow, so if anyone's interested. Oh yeah, read my new fic "A Spoof of
Writing A Lotr Parody" it's very confusing, but I will take suggestions on
what to make fun of.Yada yada.
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The Fellowship Visits Fanfiction.net
Chapter 5. It All Becomes Terribly Clear.Or Not.
Aragorn stirred and looked around at the room he had designed. There was a giant bed with a Legolas-in-coma-mode on it. There was a bathroom, and also a small kitchen equipped with enough food to last him a while. There were no windows for major safety purposes.
He got up out of his chair and went to the bathroom. (I'm not gonna go into detail here, oh screw that, I will.Haha, for no good purpose.) Aragorn pulled down his pants and-(oh, forget it, too graphic for me, you more perverted pplz can continue with the visual, IN YOUR OWN HEADS!!!)
He got a cup of cold water and splashed Legolas on the face with it. He sputtered and stirred. He looked up to see Aragorn's miserable, dingy, greasy-haired face looking down at him.
"Mmmm.What happened Aragorn? Why did Arwen-"He stopped short when he remembered what she had told him. He looked dazed, in shock, at Aragorn.
"Legolas, what's wrong? Wake up! Stop fainting every 3 seconds like a valley girl who's lost all her expensive makeup and jewelry!" Aragorn shook Legolas hard.
"LEGOLAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
~~~~~Meanwhile~~~~~
Arwen stormed away to do some thinking and formulate a plan to take revenge on Legolas and Aragorn, as well as to fix her ruined nails.
Frodo woke up yawning. He had heard sounds of loud screaming and screeching like that of wild emus with their tails on fire. Looks like Aragorn and Arwen are goin' at it again. Wonder what happened this time. He thought to himself, he could not recall any of the argument, but did hear Arwen shouting something about him not getting NONE for about a month. Oooh, must be real harsh, he thought again.
He got up, got dressed, and went downstairs. There, he found no one there. He saw the computer on, displaying some site on the screen. He went over to investigate. He scrolled down, reading some of the material. He noticed the penname and chuckled. He clicked back to the main page for any other non-suspecting people to come upon.
Sam came inside from the gardens outside. He had been mingling with some of the elves again. He excused himself when he thought he heard Aragorn's voice raised and Arwen squealing and yelling. He figured it was safe to come in now, since the voices stopped.
He first grabbed a large stick resembling Gandalf's staff to defend himself with. He approached the main room cautiously with the stick pointing out ahead of him.
"Hullo?" He asked timidly. His voice echoed back to him.
"No one here. Ok then," Sam said, very relieved. He saw the computer on some site and plopped down on the purple swivel chair to check it out. He scrolled down the page.
"By Elbereth-These are our names! They must've written about us!" Sam cried gleefully.
He scrolled down the page and came upon one about Frodo and himself.
"Slash? What's that? Well, I figure if it's about my master and faithful Sam it won't do no harm to check it out," Sam murmured.
Aragorn fetched some more water and splashed Legolas on the face with it.
"Wake up! And tell me what Arwen meant by the story she read!!!" Aragorn tapped Legolas' cheek. No use.
He went to the mini-fridge in his liddle abode and pulled out a large Sno-Cone.
He stuck it to Legolas' forehead. After a few seconds he gave a sharp cry.
"Agh! It's so cold!!!! ARAGORN!!!" He swiped it away and it left a large red O imprint on his head.
Aragorn shrugged and peeled off the wrapper and started eating it.
"Nothing like a good Sno-Cone to drown my woes."
Legolas sat up. Aragorn looked at him pitifully then said, "Tell me what Arwen meant by reading that story, and WHY she was so angry about it that she would give up HAVING SEX with ME!!"
"Aragorn.Well, promise me not to laugh but, there was this site I found-fanfiction.net, and.and I clicked on 'Books', ya know, trying to find my favourites, annd-and, there was a thing entitled 'Lord of the Rings' so I figured I should check it out. I thought it was strange that it was there, ya know.Ya know what I'm saying.I then found our names in different stories! It was weird, I read a real nice poem about me by some crazy human girl named Esteladuial.What a freak! Then there was this, this, this THING."
"What sort of THING?" Aragorn asked, very confused, licking away at his nice rainbow-y Sno-Cone.
"Well, the THING was well, in the summary, it-it, it was something about A/L Slash, I didn't know what it was.Unfortunately, so I foolishly clicked on it, assuming it was another wonderful poem or something. But I-I was wrong, so very wrong." Legolas said quietly and grimly, getting a Sno- Cone for himself.
Aragorn had been listening intently, trying to piece things together and figure them out. "So, go on, what's it got to do with me?"
"Well, the story was about.Well, us."
"Go on."
"And we had feelings for each other."
"Nothing out of the ordinary."
"Mutual feelings, and w-w-w-we ACTED upon them." He concluded, lowering his head, and eating his Sno-Cone very sadly.
"What? What's that supposed to mean?" Aragorn asked sharply, suspicious.
Legolas stopped eating. "Well, it's hard for me to say this, but, we were, well, l-lovers in it. And we were kissing and making love!!!!!!" Legolas frowned down at his Sno-Cone again, disgusted with himself.
"WH-WH-WHAAAT?!?!?!?!" Aragorn bellowed, dropping his the uneaten remnants of his Sno-Cone, causing the walls to shake, and Legolas to cringe and hole onto his Sno-Cone for dear life.
Weird right??? Well, not nearly weird enough.Hehe.(
Next chap will be WEIRD too. Just warning ya pplz ahead of time.Tell me wutcha think, and if you have any suggestions or comments.BYE BYE!!! Thanks for reading and reviewing!!!
THANK YOU PPLZ WHO REVIEWED!! MUCH LUV AND COTTON CANDY GOES OUT TO ALL OF YOU! (Ok, maybe not cotton candy, cuz I don't have that much money.) I WISH YOU ALL A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS! (I luv doing that, weirding pplz out by wishing them well for a holiday that's several months away, hehe.)
The Fellowship Visits Fanfiction.net
Chapter 5. It All Becomes Terribly Clear.Or Not.
Aragorn stirred and looked around at the room he had designed. There was a giant bed with a Legolas-in-coma-mode on it. There was a bathroom, and also a small kitchen equipped with enough food to last him a while. There were no windows for major safety purposes.
He got up out of his chair and went to the bathroom. (I'm not gonna go into detail here, oh screw that, I will.Haha, for no good purpose.) Aragorn pulled down his pants and-(oh, forget it, too graphic for me, you more perverted pplz can continue with the visual, IN YOUR OWN HEADS!!!)
He got a cup of cold water and splashed Legolas on the face with it. He sputtered and stirred. He looked up to see Aragorn's miserable, dingy, greasy-haired face looking down at him.
"Mmmm.What happened Aragorn? Why did Arwen-"He stopped short when he remembered what she had told him. He looked dazed, in shock, at Aragorn.
"Legolas, what's wrong? Wake up! Stop fainting every 3 seconds like a valley girl who's lost all her expensive makeup and jewelry!" Aragorn shook Legolas hard.
"LEGOLAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
~~~~~Meanwhile~~~~~
Arwen stormed away to do some thinking and formulate a plan to take revenge on Legolas and Aragorn, as well as to fix her ruined nails.
Frodo woke up yawning. He had heard sounds of loud screaming and screeching like that of wild emus with their tails on fire. Looks like Aragorn and Arwen are goin' at it again. Wonder what happened this time. He thought to himself, he could not recall any of the argument, but did hear Arwen shouting something about him not getting NONE for about a month. Oooh, must be real harsh, he thought again.
He got up, got dressed, and went downstairs. There, he found no one there. He saw the computer on, displaying some site on the screen. He went over to investigate. He scrolled down, reading some of the material. He noticed the penname and chuckled. He clicked back to the main page for any other non-suspecting people to come upon.
Sam came inside from the gardens outside. He had been mingling with some of the elves again. He excused himself when he thought he heard Aragorn's voice raised and Arwen squealing and yelling. He figured it was safe to come in now, since the voices stopped.
He first grabbed a large stick resembling Gandalf's staff to defend himself with. He approached the main room cautiously with the stick pointing out ahead of him.
"Hullo?" He asked timidly. His voice echoed back to him.
"No one here. Ok then," Sam said, very relieved. He saw the computer on some site and plopped down on the purple swivel chair to check it out. He scrolled down the page.
"By Elbereth-These are our names! They must've written about us!" Sam cried gleefully.
He scrolled down the page and came upon one about Frodo and himself.
"Slash? What's that? Well, I figure if it's about my master and faithful Sam it won't do no harm to check it out," Sam murmured.
Aragorn fetched some more water and splashed Legolas on the face with it.
"Wake up! And tell me what Arwen meant by the story she read!!!" Aragorn tapped Legolas' cheek. No use.
He went to the mini-fridge in his liddle abode and pulled out a large Sno-Cone.
He stuck it to Legolas' forehead. After a few seconds he gave a sharp cry.
"Agh! It's so cold!!!! ARAGORN!!!" He swiped it away and it left a large red O imprint on his head.
Aragorn shrugged and peeled off the wrapper and started eating it.
"Nothing like a good Sno-Cone to drown my woes."
Legolas sat up. Aragorn looked at him pitifully then said, "Tell me what Arwen meant by reading that story, and WHY she was so angry about it that she would give up HAVING SEX with ME!!"
"Aragorn.Well, promise me not to laugh but, there was this site I found-fanfiction.net, and.and I clicked on 'Books', ya know, trying to find my favourites, annd-and, there was a thing entitled 'Lord of the Rings' so I figured I should check it out. I thought it was strange that it was there, ya know.Ya know what I'm saying.I then found our names in different stories! It was weird, I read a real nice poem about me by some crazy human girl named Esteladuial.What a freak! Then there was this, this, this THING."
"What sort of THING?" Aragorn asked, very confused, licking away at his nice rainbow-y Sno-Cone.
"Well, the THING was well, in the summary, it-it, it was something about A/L Slash, I didn't know what it was.Unfortunately, so I foolishly clicked on it, assuming it was another wonderful poem or something. But I-I was wrong, so very wrong." Legolas said quietly and grimly, getting a Sno- Cone for himself.
Aragorn had been listening intently, trying to piece things together and figure them out. "So, go on, what's it got to do with me?"
"Well, the story was about.Well, us."
"Go on."
"And we had feelings for each other."
"Nothing out of the ordinary."
"Mutual feelings, and w-w-w-we ACTED upon them." He concluded, lowering his head, and eating his Sno-Cone very sadly.
"What? What's that supposed to mean?" Aragorn asked sharply, suspicious.
Legolas stopped eating. "Well, it's hard for me to say this, but, we were, well, l-lovers in it. And we were kissing and making love!!!!!!" Legolas frowned down at his Sno-Cone again, disgusted with himself.
"WH-WH-WHAAAT?!?!?!?!" Aragorn bellowed, dropping his the uneaten remnants of his Sno-Cone, causing the walls to shake, and Legolas to cringe and hole onto his Sno-Cone for dear life.
Weird right??? Well, not nearly weird enough.Hehe.(
Next chap will be WEIRD too. Just warning ya pplz ahead of time.Tell me wutcha think, and if you have any suggestions or comments.BYE BYE!!! Thanks for reading and reviewing!!!