Women's Title Match,

Molly goes bald with a loss,

That I'd love to see.

Cruiserweight Open,

This one is tough to predict,

Ultimo Dragon.

World Tag Team Titles,

Booker T and RVD,

They retain the belts.

Smackdown Tag Titles,

Four teams go in one will win,

Haas and Benjamin.

Battle for honor,

Sneaky tactics will prevail,

Christian cheats to win.

Big Show and Cena,

FU to a giant man,

Pinfall loss for Show.

They say two on three,

Rock and Sock will reunite,

With a victory.

Playboy Evening Gown,

Four hot women in the ring,

Male fans win the most.

Smackdown title match,

Anklelock against Frog Splash,

Angle's gonna lose.

Wrestlemania,

The dead shall rise once again,

Kane will pay the price.

Lesnar and Goldberg,

Austin is the referee,

F5 wins the match.

World Heavyweight Belt,

After 18 years of work,

Benoit wins the match.