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This is funny.
Keep in mind this is only my second fic. My first?
I wrote it three years ago. And only two paragraphs worth.
About pokemon. Yea. That's bad. But read on.
I got better. A little...
You know the drill, I don't own the stuff I don't own, Ok?
[Should be interesting]
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ME: Ok. This takes place during the first episode. CUE THE MUSIC!
bum,bum,bum,bum,bum,bum,bum,bum,buuuuum,bum,bum,bum,bum,
da,na,na,na,na,naaaaaaaaa, NA, NAAAAAA, NAH...DA NA,NA,NA,NAAAAAA NAAA NAAA NAAAAAAH!
(You know...the Angel Attack Theme? Ok, ok, ill stop now.)
*DOOM*
Shinji:!!???
Here we see our favorite angst ridden protagonist hiding in an ally.
The noise of the the onslaught against the angel was too much. Each time a
missle hit...each time the vulcans were fired, it sent another chill down his spine.
Shinji:DANG-IT!! Im sick of this! Where in the heck is Misato!?
Out of nowhere Shinji takes out a Strategy Guide.
Shinji:Lets see...according to this...I DIE!?!? Then...some chick named
Asuka gets my....E...va...gel... uh...
Shinji Scratches his head, trying to pronounce the strange word...
Shinji:Well Judging from this picture, it looks cool. Can't let this "Asuka" have it
hehehehhehe....
*Flips Guide to the Cheats section*
(Meanwhile, Dammit)
Here....we see Misato leaning against her car, drinkin a bud. Suddenly, as if
on cue, she gets an idea!
Misato: I have an idea!
So she takes out her cell phone...
(At nerv, room where they are monitoring the angels rampage)
Kaji: Maya...Stop hogging the popcorn!
A phone rings. A cell phone. Ritsuko's cell phone.
She answers it and....:
Misato: WHAAAAAZAAAAAAAP!?!!?!?!!
Risuko: AWAZAAAAAAP!?!??!11one
Fyutsuki:WAAAAFREEEEKINZAAAAP!?!?!d
Haruko: WAAAAAZAAAP!?!!?!?!!!?!%%%&:-o
Gendou: AHEM!!!!!!!
And Just like that...all was calm.
Except for the big a$$ angel going on a rampage.
Gendou*stern and serious*:Fyutsuki...
Fyutsuki:...Sir...?
Gendou: I...have something to share with you...
Now Fyutsuki has something of an "infatuation" with Gendou.
It's somewhat along the lines that Maya has with Ritsuko.
The only difference is that nobody knows it, Not even the commander.
Fyutsuki had done a good job of hiding this. Hearing what
Gendou just said caused his heart to race with anticipation...
Fyutsuki: Yes...sir?
Gendou: I've lived a lie. Im...I'M ACTUALLY SCOTTISH!
Fyutsuki:....oh. Wait...HWAAAAAAAAAAHT?!??!?!?
All people currently in the room...Maya...Ritsuko...Fonz...
they all looked up at him in shock.
Gendou:DON'T LOOK AT ME!!
Tears start to well in Gendou's Eyes. He stand's up to reveal that he
is sporting a blue plaid kilt instead of pants.
Gendou:Waaaaaaahahaha!!!!
And with that, he runs out.
Fyutsuki:...WAIT COMMANDER!!! I STILL LOVE YOU!!!!
And with that, he runs after him. And all was calm...again.
Except for****EXPLOSION*****
Maya: 0m9 w7f 12 7h@?
Ritsuko:...I...I don't know...
As you can see, Maya has a slight problem with her...brain.
Long ago Ritsuko accidentally hit her in the head with a sledgehammer
during a rather interesting night of love making.
=Flash Back=
Ristuko: Now Im the dastardly villain and you're a damsel in distress
tied to the railroad tracks.
Maya:...Ritsuko are you sure this is working? Im not even turned on....
Ritsuko: SHHH!! You're breaking character!! Now I must nail in this spike
with my Evil Sledgehammer...uhh...of doom! uh....Mwahahah!!!
Maya: But...Im not even sure this is safe...Ritsuko, lets just-
*SMASH*
Ritsuko:...Maya, you're breaking character again! And where'd you get all
of this...red......uh oh...
=End Flash back=
Ever since she has never quite been the same. Now...only Ritsuko can understand her.
For the non-l33t people out there Maya just said: Everyone! What is that!?
Ritsuko: What? Everyone! Look at the main screen!!!
Everyone looks. To their surprise they see a purple figure
engaging the angel. The Angel Seems to be keeling over in pain.
Ritsuko:...No...it...can't be....its....ITS!?!?
Purple Figure: I love you, you love me, come on let's all get Jiggy....
Just then, Eva unit one comes in and kicks the purple Dinosaur in the crotch,
causing it to explode.
Ritsuko:...Shi...shinji!? But how!?
Shinji: Level Select, Baby!!!
Shinji holds up the Strategy guide, "The Cheaters Guide to Cheating".
Ritsuko:Hmm....
Maya: w0w j00 r 50 k3wl! 91mm13 50m3 wh3n j00 937 84ck?
[Wow shinji! Your amazing! May I have some codes when you return?]
Shinji:What the f-
*End of part one*
*Ending Credits begin as Randy Newman Music Plays*
You've got a friend in me.
You've got a frieeeeeeend in me.
When the road looks....rough ahead,
And you're miles and miles from your nice warm bed.....
You just remember what your ol' pal said.
Boy, you've got a frieeeeeend in me.
Yeah, you've got a frieeeeeend in me.
Disclaimer:
Only Maya and Barney the Dinosaur were hurt in the making of this production.
Maya suffered major hemorrhaging in the brain due to impact with a sledgehammer.
This Resulted in Severe brain damage. By order of the Japanese courts,
she now must reside with and be taken care of by Ritsuko. Barney the
Dinosaur died from being kicked in the crotch by a giant robot.
***That is all.***
So you like? Review. Don't like? Review.
If I get good one's Ill make more. And if I don't...
Ill go into a deep depression followed by a Bloody Massacre.(j/k)
[Just Sayin']
This is funny.
Keep in mind this is only my second fic. My first?
I wrote it three years ago. And only two paragraphs worth.
About pokemon. Yea. That's bad. But read on.
I got better. A little...
You know the drill, I don't own the stuff I don't own, Ok?
[Should be interesting]
========
ME: Ok. This takes place during the first episode. CUE THE MUSIC!
bum,bum,bum,bum,bum,bum,bum,bum,buuuuum,bum,bum,bum,bum,
da,na,na,na,na,naaaaaaaaa, NA, NAAAAAA, NAH...DA NA,NA,NA,NAAAAAA NAAA NAAA NAAAAAAH!
(You know...the Angel Attack Theme? Ok, ok, ill stop now.)
*DOOM*
Shinji:!!???
Here we see our favorite angst ridden protagonist hiding in an ally.
The noise of the the onslaught against the angel was too much. Each time a
missle hit...each time the vulcans were fired, it sent another chill down his spine.
Shinji:DANG-IT!! Im sick of this! Where in the heck is Misato!?
Out of nowhere Shinji takes out a Strategy Guide.
Shinji:Lets see...according to this...I DIE!?!? Then...some chick named
Asuka gets my....E...va...gel... uh...
Shinji Scratches his head, trying to pronounce the strange word...
Shinji:Well Judging from this picture, it looks cool. Can't let this "Asuka" have it
hehehehhehe....
*Flips Guide to the Cheats section*
(Meanwhile, Dammit)
Here....we see Misato leaning against her car, drinkin a bud. Suddenly, as if
on cue, she gets an idea!
Misato: I have an idea!
So she takes out her cell phone...
(At nerv, room where they are monitoring the angels rampage)
Kaji: Maya...Stop hogging the popcorn!
A phone rings. A cell phone. Ritsuko's cell phone.
She answers it and....:
Misato: WHAAAAAZAAAAAAAP!?!!?!?!!
Risuko: AWAZAAAAAAP!?!??!11one
Fyutsuki:WAAAAFREEEEKINZAAAAP!?!?!d
Haruko: WAAAAAZAAAP!?!!?!?!!!?!%%%&:-o
Gendou: AHEM!!!!!!!
And Just like that...all was calm.
Except for the big a$$ angel going on a rampage.
Gendou*stern and serious*:Fyutsuki...
Fyutsuki:...Sir...?
Gendou: I...have something to share with you...
Now Fyutsuki has something of an "infatuation" with Gendou.
It's somewhat along the lines that Maya has with Ritsuko.
The only difference is that nobody knows it, Not even the commander.
Fyutsuki had done a good job of hiding this. Hearing what
Gendou just said caused his heart to race with anticipation...
Fyutsuki: Yes...sir?
Gendou: I've lived a lie. Im...I'M ACTUALLY SCOTTISH!
Fyutsuki:....oh. Wait...HWAAAAAAAAAAHT?!??!?!?
All people currently in the room...Maya...Ritsuko...Fonz...
they all looked up at him in shock.
Gendou:DON'T LOOK AT ME!!
Tears start to well in Gendou's Eyes. He stand's up to reveal that he
is sporting a blue plaid kilt instead of pants.
Gendou:Waaaaaaahahaha!!!!
And with that, he runs out.
Fyutsuki:...WAIT COMMANDER!!! I STILL LOVE YOU!!!!
And with that, he runs after him. And all was calm...again.
Except for****EXPLOSION*****
Maya: 0m9 w7f 12 7h@?
Ritsuko:...I...I don't know...
As you can see, Maya has a slight problem with her...brain.
Long ago Ritsuko accidentally hit her in the head with a sledgehammer
during a rather interesting night of love making.
=Flash Back=
Ristuko: Now Im the dastardly villain and you're a damsel in distress
tied to the railroad tracks.
Maya:...Ritsuko are you sure this is working? Im not even turned on....
Ritsuko: SHHH!! You're breaking character!! Now I must nail in this spike
with my Evil Sledgehammer...uhh...of doom! uh....Mwahahah!!!
Maya: But...Im not even sure this is safe...Ritsuko, lets just-
*SMASH*
Ritsuko:...Maya, you're breaking character again! And where'd you get all
of this...red......uh oh...
=End Flash back=
Ever since she has never quite been the same. Now...only Ritsuko can understand her.
For the non-l33t people out there Maya just said: Everyone! What is that!?
Ritsuko: What? Everyone! Look at the main screen!!!
Everyone looks. To their surprise they see a purple figure
engaging the angel. The Angel Seems to be keeling over in pain.
Ritsuko:...No...it...can't be....its....ITS!?!?
Purple Figure: I love you, you love me, come on let's all get Jiggy....
Just then, Eva unit one comes in and kicks the purple Dinosaur in the crotch,
causing it to explode.
Ritsuko:...Shi...shinji!? But how!?
Shinji: Level Select, Baby!!!
Shinji holds up the Strategy guide, "The Cheaters Guide to Cheating".
Ritsuko:Hmm....
Maya: w0w j00 r 50 k3wl! 91mm13 50m3 wh3n j00 937 84ck?
[Wow shinji! Your amazing! May I have some codes when you return?]
Shinji:What the f-
*End of part one*
*Ending Credits begin as Randy Newman Music Plays*
You've got a friend in me.
You've got a frieeeeeeend in me.
When the road looks....rough ahead,
And you're miles and miles from your nice warm bed.....
You just remember what your ol' pal said.
Boy, you've got a frieeeeeend in me.
Yeah, you've got a frieeeeeend in me.
Disclaimer:
Only Maya and Barney the Dinosaur were hurt in the making of this production.
Maya suffered major hemorrhaging in the brain due to impact with a sledgehammer.
This Resulted in Severe brain damage. By order of the Japanese courts,
she now must reside with and be taken care of by Ritsuko. Barney the
Dinosaur died from being kicked in the crotch by a giant robot.
***That is all.***
So you like? Review. Don't like? Review.
If I get good one's Ill make more. And if I don't...
Ill go into a deep depression followed by a Bloody Massacre.(j/k)
[Just Sayin']