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This is funny.
Keep in mind this is only my third fic. My first? I wrote it three years ago. And only two paragraphs worth. About pokemon. Yea. That's bad.
My Second?
I wrote a day ago. Between playing Sonic Battle(DO NOT BUY IT!) And looking at Hentai(or WAS I!?).
But read on. I got better.
You know the drill, I don't own the stuff I don't own, Ok?
[Should be interesting]
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Shinji:Time to float like a butterfly and sting like a nuclear-powered-80-foot-tall-a$$-kicking-robot-of-doom!!...um...Booya!
Misato, who had just arrived Nerv: I can tell he's new at this...
Maya: j00 7h1nk!? [Definately...]
Misato:...huh? uhh...yeah...
And with that, Shinji jumped into the air...like some sort of...giant...olympic...jumpman...uh...guy. When the EVA unit reachedthe apex of its jump... It struck a pose Viewtiful Joe style, then, with it's leg extended, zoomed at it's target for the Coup De Grace.
Angel:...Wait! Wait!
The Eva was just about to strike when the Angel said this. It stopped in mid air accompained by a screeching noise.
Shinji:...What!!!? You DARE interrupt me when I'm kicking a$$!?!
Ritsuko: Wow, those cheat codes seem to have really helped his confidence...
Angel:...Please, if you'll just hear me out...
At this point, Everyone was pretty surprised. However, a talking angel is nothing comapared to what would happen next...
Angel: Just...hold on a sec...
At first it looked like it was molting...but as they all intently watched...
Angel:...there.
Ritsuko:...what the?....
Misato:...is this even possible?
Maya:0h 5n4p! [Oh my...]
The Angel was actually a gigantic Vash the Stampede in a rubber Angel costume.
Vash: Man, it sure was hot in that costume. Now, friend... wouldn't you like to discuss this over a nice cup of organic green tea, instead of fighting??
The peace loving needle-noggin of Trigun fame was right there and trying to negotiate peace with a Robot built for war. Everyone was astonished.
Except for Shinji. He was frantically looking through the Strategy Guide trying to find some reference for this odd turn of events...
Shinji:...Ack! Nothing!? Im doomed!!!
Vash:....huh? No friend, I'm here to help.
To Shinji, it looked hopeless. That was because Shinji never saw the Trigun anime. So his first impression of the guy was that he looked like he could kick a$$ and take names. Just then Shinji heard the voice of his Scottish father...
Gendou: Shiiiiiinnnjiiiii...
Shinji: What the!?
Gendou: Shiiinnnnjiiiii.....uuuuse the Haggas!!
Shinji: the what?
Gendou: the faaaarce!!
Shinji:...huh? What happened to the Haggas?
Gendou:...theee faaaaaarcccce....
Shinji: Dad, why are you talking like that?
Gendou:...huuuuuuuuh?
In the room, everyone was looking at him again, with nervous looks on their faces. Maya started to cry.
Gendou:...I...I always wanted to be a jedi...
Fuyutsuki:...sir?
Tears started to well in his eyes again...
Gendou:Waaaaahhahahah!!
And again he runs out the room...bawling. This time, instead of pants he was only in his underwear.
Fuyutsuki: Wait, commander!! You'll alway be MY jedi!!!
Vash: Wow, you guys have issues.
And once again, Fuyutsuki ran after.
Shinji: OH HECK! I'll beat him myself.
Vash:...but...I don't want to fight...in fact...I have a message from Seele-OOOUUUUGH
On the main screen...it is seen...that the foot of the EVA...was firmly logged...in the Gun Toting, Needle Noggin's crotch.
Shinji: Shinji the magnificent wins again!!!
Vash:...Why...me?
And with that...the 80-foot Humanoid Typhoon...died.
Ritsuko:...hold on a second...didn't he just say "message from SEELE"?
Misato: I think he did.
Shinji, in the middle of a victory dance: ohh ohh ohhh yeah duh duh duh duh duh
Misato: Shinji! No time to celebrate yet... We have a-
Shinji: NOT WHILE IM DANCING!!!!!
Shinji then continued to dance.
Nisato:....
Ritsuko:...
Gendou: Waaahhh!!!
Fuyutsuki: Commander!?
Vash:...x_x
Kaji: I didn't get to say anything until now...*sniff*
Meanwhile...the REAL angel was on Vacation in Disney World, destroying it.
THE END OF PART 2
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Credits run while I song I made up plays:
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Heeeeey Duuuuuuuuude....Don't feel so baaaaaaaad,
In the eeeevaaaaa....you are invinnnciiibllle
Get In....into the eeeeva's skin....
and then go raaaampaaaage...
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Disclaimer:
Vash the Stampede didn't die. But since he is a pansy, instead of fighting back he went home, made some tea, and cried. Gendou had to go to the hosipital. After he ran the second time, Touji, who was there for no reason, punched him in the face, breaking his nose. Rei also had to go to the hosiptal. After Gendou took that punch, he fell over and onto Rei, Breaking her spine, ribs, and collapsing her lungs. She, however, didn't mind. At the end of the day, Disney World was destroyed. Nobody cared.
Thanks for the Reviews All! I think this one is better, no?
This is funny.
Keep in mind this is only my third fic. My first? I wrote it three years ago. And only two paragraphs worth. About pokemon. Yea. That's bad.
My Second?
I wrote a day ago. Between playing Sonic Battle(DO NOT BUY IT!) And looking at Hentai(or WAS I!?).
But read on. I got better.
You know the drill, I don't own the stuff I don't own, Ok?
[Should be interesting]
========
Shinji:Time to float like a butterfly and sting like a nuclear-powered-80-foot-tall-a$$-kicking-robot-of-doom!!...um...Booya!
Misato, who had just arrived Nerv: I can tell he's new at this...
Maya: j00 7h1nk!? [Definately...]
Misato:...huh? uhh...yeah...
And with that, Shinji jumped into the air...like some sort of...giant...olympic...jumpman...uh...guy. When the EVA unit reachedthe apex of its jump... It struck a pose Viewtiful Joe style, then, with it's leg extended, zoomed at it's target for the Coup De Grace.
Angel:...Wait! Wait!
The Eva was just about to strike when the Angel said this. It stopped in mid air accompained by a screeching noise.
Shinji:...What!!!? You DARE interrupt me when I'm kicking a$$!?!
Ritsuko: Wow, those cheat codes seem to have really helped his confidence...
Angel:...Please, if you'll just hear me out...
At this point, Everyone was pretty surprised. However, a talking angel is nothing comapared to what would happen next...
Angel: Just...hold on a sec...
At first it looked like it was molting...but as they all intently watched...
Angel:...there.
Ritsuko:...what the?....
Misato:...is this even possible?
Maya:0h 5n4p! [Oh my...]
The Angel was actually a gigantic Vash the Stampede in a rubber Angel costume.
Vash: Man, it sure was hot in that costume. Now, friend... wouldn't you like to discuss this over a nice cup of organic green tea, instead of fighting??
The peace loving needle-noggin of Trigun fame was right there and trying to negotiate peace with a Robot built for war. Everyone was astonished.
Except for Shinji. He was frantically looking through the Strategy Guide trying to find some reference for this odd turn of events...
Shinji:...Ack! Nothing!? Im doomed!!!
Vash:....huh? No friend, I'm here to help.
To Shinji, it looked hopeless. That was because Shinji never saw the Trigun anime. So his first impression of the guy was that he looked like he could kick a$$ and take names. Just then Shinji heard the voice of his Scottish father...
Gendou: Shiiiiiinnnjiiiii...
Shinji: What the!?
Gendou: Shiiinnnnjiiiii.....uuuuse the Haggas!!
Shinji: the what?
Gendou: the faaaarce!!
Shinji:...huh? What happened to the Haggas?
Gendou:...theee faaaaaarcccce....
Shinji: Dad, why are you talking like that?
Gendou:...huuuuuuuuh?
In the room, everyone was looking at him again, with nervous looks on their faces. Maya started to cry.
Gendou:...I...I always wanted to be a jedi...
Fuyutsuki:...sir?
Tears started to well in his eyes again...
Gendou:Waaaaahhahahah!!
And again he runs out the room...bawling. This time, instead of pants he was only in his underwear.
Fuyutsuki: Wait, commander!! You'll alway be MY jedi!!!
Vash: Wow, you guys have issues.
And once again, Fuyutsuki ran after.
Shinji: OH HECK! I'll beat him myself.
Vash:...but...I don't want to fight...in fact...I have a message from Seele-OOOUUUUGH
On the main screen...it is seen...that the foot of the EVA...was firmly logged...in the Gun Toting, Needle Noggin's crotch.
Shinji: Shinji the magnificent wins again!!!
Vash:...Why...me?
And with that...the 80-foot Humanoid Typhoon...died.
Ritsuko:...hold on a second...didn't he just say "message from SEELE"?
Misato: I think he did.
Shinji, in the middle of a victory dance: ohh ohh ohhh yeah duh duh duh duh duh
Misato: Shinji! No time to celebrate yet... We have a-
Shinji: NOT WHILE IM DANCING!!!!!
Shinji then continued to dance.
Nisato:....
Ritsuko:...
Gendou: Waaahhh!!!
Fuyutsuki: Commander!?
Vash:...x_x
Kaji: I didn't get to say anything until now...*sniff*
Meanwhile...the REAL angel was on Vacation in Disney World, destroying it.
THE END OF PART 2
===========
Credits run while I song I made up plays:
---
Heeeeey Duuuuuuuuude....Don't feel so baaaaaaaad,
In the eeeevaaaaa....you are invinnnciiibllle
Get In....into the eeeeva's skin....
and then go raaaampaaaage...
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Disclaimer:
Vash the Stampede didn't die. But since he is a pansy, instead of fighting back he went home, made some tea, and cried. Gendou had to go to the hosipital. After he ran the second time, Touji, who was there for no reason, punched him in the face, breaking his nose. Rei also had to go to the hosiptal. After Gendou took that punch, he fell over and onto Rei, Breaking her spine, ribs, and collapsing her lungs. She, however, didn't mind. At the end of the day, Disney World was destroyed. Nobody cared.
Thanks for the Reviews All! I think this one is better, no?