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You know the drill, I don't own the stuff I don't own, Ok? And to those that have a problem with that I leave a simple message:
"Suck an egg, you bastards!!! AHAHAHAHAHHA!!!" -Third Attack of B-Side
Ahem, and now for the fic.
[Should be interesting]
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Shinji, still in the middle of his victory dance: I'm- too sexy for my shirt- too sexy for my shoes- I'm just too seeeeexaaaah
This spectacle had been goming on for two hours. Elated over his "victory" over the peace loving Vash the Stampede, Shinji danced. And danced...and, well, danced. Ritsuko had just about had enough. You could tell because she was ripping Maya's hair out in frustration. Misato, who tried to get Shinji to stop earlier, was on the floor, spazzing out while in the fetal position while mumbling nonsense about cobras and other what-not. Fonz had gone back to America. IN A BODY BAG.*BUM BUM BUUUUUUUUUUUM* No one was happy about what was happening.(If YOU watched a giant robot dance to Euro Pop you wouldnt be either) And just as everyone was about to commit a Mass Seppuku...
Mysterious figure on the building behind him: HELLO!!!
Shinji, still singing: ...will allll waays loooove, what!?
The Mysterious figure was in a cloak and it was hard to make out his face, as with so many other Mysterious Cloaked figures. Shinji, who was still in the EVA, was somewhat peeved that he couldn't continue his 2 hour long "Victory"(wasn't much of a victory) "Dance"(Dancing EVAs are an abomination onto all humanity and some Vulcans). However, he maintained his composure, and calmly and politely asked the figure:
Shinji: WHO DA fUXX0rs ARE YOU?!?!?!?
Maya's eyes gleamed.
Mysterious cloaked figure:Say wuh?
At that point 2 more Myterious Cloaked figures appeared.
Now, Shinji would be Nervous...if the sight wasn't so comical. They all we're shaped like fast food.
Ritsuko: Intresting.
Maya: WTF!? [WTF!?]
Misato: Cobras!!!!!
Gendou:...it can't be them...
The the one shaped like a soft drink held up a boom box and hit play.
*click*
Samurai Pizza Cats...
Oooh yeah!
Who do you call when you want some pepperoni?
Samurai Pizza Cats...
[Speedy Cerviche: Right on!]
They're stepping out crime, and you know that ain't balony
Cloaked #2: Uh, Shake? Dat be wrong song, son...
Cloaked #1: Quiet, you sack of crap be-fo' I shove this boom box up yo'...*mumble*...*mumble*
Cloaked #3:...*sigh*
He hit play again.
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Cause we are the Aqua Teens
Make the homeys say ho
and the girlies wanna scream
Cause we are the Aqua Teens
Make the homeys say ho
and the girlies wanna scream
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Gendou:...Oh no.....MY CREATIONS HAVE COME BACK TO KILL ME!!!!!!!!
Once again everyone looks back at Gendou. Ritsuko started to sweat nervously.
Ritsuko:...uh..
And Misato? Well, let's just say that EVAs dance REALLY bad.
Misato: COBRAS!
Gendou:...I mean uh...OCH!! AYE!!..ummm...Haggas?
Ritsuko: Your creations? You created over-sized talking fast-food....and a meatball?
Gendou: I was bored! Geez!
Gendou was bored. Between evolving the enitre human race and hitting his son upside the head while he was sleeping, Gendou didn't have much to do. Being a back stabbing super-villan and an all-round mean person, you can imagine how little friends he had. Never being invited to go to the movies or parties...or..any where for that matter, and not having much else to do, he played god in his basement. So far he's created two Yui clones, a punching bag that can punch back and curse at you, and a japanese Ronald McDonald that prides himself on ruthless efficiency and something called "Splook". Yea, and the oversized foods threatening to kill everybody.
Gendou picked up the phone....
Gendou:...lanuch an N2 bomb.
Frylock: A what now?
Shake: pfft, Whatever! Lets just get to the killing. We'll start with his son! Ahhhhahahah!
Frylock pointed a fry at the the 80-foot Eva.
Shake: What the...? What the *bleep* kinda hoes he been knockin'!?
Gendou: RUSSIAN ONES, THANK YOU!!!
Ritsuko sighed.
Misato: COBRAS!
Maya: 50m30n3 5hu7 7h12 817ch u9!? [Someone please help misato!]
Meatwad: Uh, guys? He did just say bomb, right?
Just then, we hear a Stealth bomber flying over head. Then, a whistling sound.... Then a
BOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!
And all was quiet one again... Well, except for the thuds of a dancing Eva...
Shinji, singing: Samurai pizza cats......oh yeah!
Ritsuko: SOMEBODY GET HIM OUT OF THAT EVA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
=====END!!!?!!1/one===
DISCLAIMER: The Fonz is dead. No one knew how or why, And no one cared. He was annoying...saying "'eeeeey" all the time and giving people thumbs up...bastard. Misato had to be carried out to a therapist. It was there she revealed that as a child she was repeatedly bit by dancing purple snakes.(Who the h3ll writes this stuff!? Oh yeah...me) Our favorite dysfunctional Super Heroes aren't dead...they were blown back to where ever the heck they came from...but radiation from the bomb caused them to forget everything about this little episode. How convienient. For Gendou, that is. The russian hookers came to Gendou's house the next day, demanding money for some reason. Gendou blew them up with an N2 bomb.
Thanks for the reviews all. Also, the next fic will have more characters in it!!! YAY! Just thought I'd let you know.
You know the drill, I don't own the stuff I don't own, Ok? And to those that have a problem with that I leave a simple message:
"Suck an egg, you bastards!!! AHAHAHAHAHHA!!!" -Third Attack of B-Side
Ahem, and now for the fic.
[Should be interesting]
========
Shinji, still in the middle of his victory dance: I'm- too sexy for my shirt- too sexy for my shoes- I'm just too seeeeexaaaah
This spectacle had been goming on for two hours. Elated over his "victory" over the peace loving Vash the Stampede, Shinji danced. And danced...and, well, danced. Ritsuko had just about had enough. You could tell because she was ripping Maya's hair out in frustration. Misato, who tried to get Shinji to stop earlier, was on the floor, spazzing out while in the fetal position while mumbling nonsense about cobras and other what-not. Fonz had gone back to America. IN A BODY BAG.*BUM BUM BUUUUUUUUUUUM* No one was happy about what was happening.(If YOU watched a giant robot dance to Euro Pop you wouldnt be either) And just as everyone was about to commit a Mass Seppuku...
Mysterious figure on the building behind him: HELLO!!!
Shinji, still singing: ...will allll waays loooove, what!?
The Mysterious figure was in a cloak and it was hard to make out his face, as with so many other Mysterious Cloaked figures. Shinji, who was still in the EVA, was somewhat peeved that he couldn't continue his 2 hour long "Victory"(wasn't much of a victory) "Dance"(Dancing EVAs are an abomination onto all humanity and some Vulcans). However, he maintained his composure, and calmly and politely asked the figure:
Shinji: WHO DA fUXX0rs ARE YOU?!?!?!?
Maya's eyes gleamed.
Mysterious cloaked figure:Say wuh?
At that point 2 more Myterious Cloaked figures appeared.
Now, Shinji would be Nervous...if the sight wasn't so comical. They all we're shaped like fast food.
Ritsuko: Intresting.
Maya: WTF!? [WTF!?]
Misato: Cobras!!!!!
Gendou:...it can't be them...
The the one shaped like a soft drink held up a boom box and hit play.
*click*
Samurai Pizza Cats...
Oooh yeah!
Who do you call when you want some pepperoni?
Samurai Pizza Cats...
[Speedy Cerviche: Right on!]
They're stepping out crime, and you know that ain't balony
Cloaked #2: Uh, Shake? Dat be wrong song, son...
Cloaked #1: Quiet, you sack of crap be-fo' I shove this boom box up yo'...*mumble*...*mumble*
Cloaked #3:...*sigh*
He hit play again.
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Cause we are the Aqua Teens
Make the homeys say ho
and the girlies wanna scream
Cause we are the Aqua Teens
Make the homeys say ho
and the girlies wanna scream
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Gendou:...Oh no.....MY CREATIONS HAVE COME BACK TO KILL ME!!!!!!!!
Once again everyone looks back at Gendou. Ritsuko started to sweat nervously.
Ritsuko:...uh..
And Misato? Well, let's just say that EVAs dance REALLY bad.
Misato: COBRAS!
Gendou:...I mean uh...OCH!! AYE!!..ummm...Haggas?
Ritsuko: Your creations? You created over-sized talking fast-food....and a meatball?
Gendou: I was bored! Geez!
Gendou was bored. Between evolving the enitre human race and hitting his son upside the head while he was sleeping, Gendou didn't have much to do. Being a back stabbing super-villan and an all-round mean person, you can imagine how little friends he had. Never being invited to go to the movies or parties...or..any where for that matter, and not having much else to do, he played god in his basement. So far he's created two Yui clones, a punching bag that can punch back and curse at you, and a japanese Ronald McDonald that prides himself on ruthless efficiency and something called "Splook". Yea, and the oversized foods threatening to kill everybody.
Gendou picked up the phone....
Gendou:...lanuch an N2 bomb.
Frylock: A what now?
Shake: pfft, Whatever! Lets just get to the killing. We'll start with his son! Ahhhhahahah!
Frylock pointed a fry at the the 80-foot Eva.
Shake: What the...? What the *bleep* kinda hoes he been knockin'!?
Gendou: RUSSIAN ONES, THANK YOU!!!
Ritsuko sighed.
Misato: COBRAS!
Maya: 50m30n3 5hu7 7h12 817ch u9!? [Someone please help misato!]
Meatwad: Uh, guys? He did just say bomb, right?
Just then, we hear a Stealth bomber flying over head. Then, a whistling sound.... Then a
BOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!
And all was quiet one again... Well, except for the thuds of a dancing Eva...
Shinji, singing: Samurai pizza cats......oh yeah!
Ritsuko: SOMEBODY GET HIM OUT OF THAT EVA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
=====END!!!?!!1/one===
DISCLAIMER: The Fonz is dead. No one knew how or why, And no one cared. He was annoying...saying "'eeeeey" all the time and giving people thumbs up...bastard. Misato had to be carried out to a therapist. It was there she revealed that as a child she was repeatedly bit by dancing purple snakes.(Who the h3ll writes this stuff!? Oh yeah...me) Our favorite dysfunctional Super Heroes aren't dead...they were blown back to where ever the heck they came from...but radiation from the bomb caused them to forget everything about this little episode. How convienient. For Gendou, that is. The russian hookers came to Gendou's house the next day, demanding money for some reason. Gendou blew them up with an N2 bomb.
Thanks for the reviews all. Also, the next fic will have more characters in it!!! YAY! Just thought I'd let you know.