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I've been getting a lot of reviews asking for longer chapters so I promise I'll make them longer from here on in or out our whichever way we're going.
- As the disfigured thing stepped into the light of the kitchen, it proved not to be a "thing" at all. It was a rain soaked Fred Weasley still under the large dose of ton tongue powder George had put in his cereal earlier. Behind him an angry looking Angelina Johnson stomped into the kitchen. She instantly threw the evilest eye she could stir up at George. (I don't mean she actually threw her eye at George, although that would be funny)
"Did you do this to Fred?" She yelled pointing at Fred's extremely large and disfigured tongue.
George tried very hard to look innocent and not to laugh at the sight of his twin, "No, Angelina. Why would I do a dreadful thing like that?"
Angelina's eyes went red and she stomped her foot very angrily on the ground making everybody at the table jump, "Don't lie to me George Weasley!"
"Honestly Angelina, It wasn't me! It was uh.Amy!" George said still trying very hard not to laugh.
Angelina whipped out her wand and pointed it straight at George, "You know I will George. I can't believe you blaming that on your own girlfriend!"
Arthur and Molly who had just been watching the whole encounter finally stood up. Molly walked over to Angelina and yanked the wand out of her hand and forced her to sit down across from George. (She kept the evil eye on him)
"Now George I want you to cure your brother, do the anti-curse." Arthur demanded.
Fred's eyes widened with terror and he shook his head vigorously causing his tongue to almost knock the door off it's hinges, "O lease um ot im!"
George smirked and stood up. He pulled out his wand and took aim at George. He muttered something very silently under his breath and with a loud bang an overweight pink hippo (with a grotesque tongue) stood in Fred's place. The only way to tell Fred was actually the hippo was a mass of red hair that was on the hippo's head. (right between the little ears)
Molly and Angelina stood up at the same time, "George Weasley, you change him back this instant!"
Meanwhile Harry, Ron, and Ginny laughed wildly as the pink hippo (with red hair) glared evilly at George as he pretended not to know the anti-jinx.
Finally Amy who had been quite quiet throughout the whole ordeal stood up and preformed both of the anti jinxes that would turn Fred Weasley The Overweight Pink Hippo With Red Hair and A Grotesque Tongue back into.Fred Weasley, the 18? Year old boy.ish man thing.
George sighed, "You always have to ruin my fun Amy, I would've turned him back.eventually."
"That's what I mean. You would've rather been killed by a Hippogriff before you turned him back into normal." Amy said sitting back down.
Fred (once he got over that he wasn't fat and pink anymore) walked over to George and without saying a word knocked him off his chair.
This caused several things to happen For Amy to scream first in horror of what Fred did to George, then the fact that George was bleeding, then she began to laugh because she thought of how funny Fred was as a Hippo. Ginny, Harry, and Ron to roll out of their chairs and onto the floor with laughter. For Angelina and Fred to just smirk and stare at George. For Mr. And Mrs. Weasley to stand up at go just plain buck on Fred. Also for George to lie on the floor bleeding and to have no one to help him back up because they were to busy either laughing, screaming, or yelling.
George finally stood up and wiped the blood off of his face. He was just
about to punch Fred in his face when Pig (the owl) came fluttering
manically in between the two, scaring the twins half to death.
Pig landed onto the table with a fat letter in his mouth.
Ron who was still laughing his ass off on the floor could obviously not
get the letter so Molly took it from Pig. She ripped it open and a few
manila colored envelopes fell out onto the table. There was one
addressed to Ron, one to Harry, and one to Ginny.
"You three you've got mail." Molly calmly said.
"Ah hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"You've all got mail." Molly said a little bit louder.
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"YOU'VE ALL GOT MAIL!!!!!" Molly screamed slamming her hands on the table
spilling a few of the drinks.
The whole room fell silently except for the fluttering sound of Pig's
wings.
"Yea mum?" Ron questioned.
"You've got mail dears," she said sitting back down and cleaning up her
drink that had spilled all over the table.
Ron, Harry, and Ginny all reached onto the table, grabbed a letter, and
ripped it open. They switched their letters a few times before they each
got the one meant for him. (Or her)
Fred craned his neck to read Ron's but Ron waved his hand up in Fred's
face to make him go away.
The three of the Hogwarts Student's eyes grew wide with glee. Everyone
else in the room noticed this including Pig who fluttered over to Ron's
letter. (As if it could read)
Molly finally stood up again, "Ginny will you please read yours aloud."
Ginny nodded and read, "Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry,
Headmaster."
"Skip that part Ginny"
"Oh, ok, uh.. We regret to inform you that all students will be forbidden
to go to school this year. A terrible tragedy (one named Tom Marvalo
Riddle) destroyed parts of our school that will not be ready and fit for
students by September first. If you have any questions please send an
owl to Deputy Headmistress, Minivera McGonagall."
"Oh so that's what that old bag's name is." George said scratching his
head, "I always thought it was Miniversa or something."
Molly snatched Harry's (who was closest to her) letter and read it for
herself, "Arthur, this is terrible."
Arthur nodded his head.
"What do you mean? This is bloody brilliant! I get to spend a whole
summer with my best friend, and there'll be no school and best of all no
Hermione to boss us around!"
Harry and Ron went to high five each other but missed causing them to
both fall onto the floor.
Both Fred and George scowled, "That's not fair, we never got to miss a
whole year of school because of Volde.er.Tom.er.You-Know Who!"
Angelina sighed, "Well I think it's good for them. After what's been
happening over the years at that school a break couldn't do them any
harm."
"That's what's Christmas is for Angelina!" Fred said leaving the room,
"C'mon lets go do.something.anything to get away from *he scowled at
Harry, Ginny and Ron* the cheaters."
George and Amy stayed at the table. George began to talk to Ginny about
how lucky she was and Amy leaned over to Harry and Ron.
"What's my brother like at school?"
"A horrible little git." Ron said firmly.
"Ron, that's not nice to say about someone's brother." Harry said, "Even
Malfoy."
"Well, he didn't make you throw-up slugs!" Ron said crossing his arms.
"He didn't make you, it was that ruddy old wand of yours" Harry said
crossing his arms.
"Well I wasn't just gonna sit there and listen to Malfoy call Hermione a
mudblood!" Ron yelled.
"Now I'll have none of that fowl talk at my table Ronald Weasley!" Molly
shouted standing up and then changing her mind and sitting back down
again.
Amy just leaned back and listened to the argument she single handily
started.
Suddenly, a black owl, the same one before came and landed on the table.
It waddled over to Ginny. The whole room fell silently for the well I
don't know second or third time that day.
"Hey, I know that owl!" Amy exclaimed.
-
In the next chapter we will
-find out who the letters are from
-find out what the letter Ron stole says
-And if my computer lets me spell HERMIONE without wanting to change it
to hormone we will see some of her.
*pulls out some party balloons and throws some confetti into the air*
Congrats to Lady Of Night who correctly guessed Fred as the disfigured
thing!
*applause*
I hope this chapter is long enough for all of you. If I went to crazy on
it you can just say so. Lol.
I've been getting a lot of reviews asking for longer chapters so I promise I'll make them longer from here on in or out our whichever way we're going.
- As the disfigured thing stepped into the light of the kitchen, it proved not to be a "thing" at all. It was a rain soaked Fred Weasley still under the large dose of ton tongue powder George had put in his cereal earlier. Behind him an angry looking Angelina Johnson stomped into the kitchen. She instantly threw the evilest eye she could stir up at George. (I don't mean she actually threw her eye at George, although that would be funny)
"Did you do this to Fred?" She yelled pointing at Fred's extremely large and disfigured tongue.
George tried very hard to look innocent and not to laugh at the sight of his twin, "No, Angelina. Why would I do a dreadful thing like that?"
Angelina's eyes went red and she stomped her foot very angrily on the ground making everybody at the table jump, "Don't lie to me George Weasley!"
"Honestly Angelina, It wasn't me! It was uh.Amy!" George said still trying very hard not to laugh.
Angelina whipped out her wand and pointed it straight at George, "You know I will George. I can't believe you blaming that on your own girlfriend!"
Arthur and Molly who had just been watching the whole encounter finally stood up. Molly walked over to Angelina and yanked the wand out of her hand and forced her to sit down across from George. (She kept the evil eye on him)
"Now George I want you to cure your brother, do the anti-curse." Arthur demanded.
Fred's eyes widened with terror and he shook his head vigorously causing his tongue to almost knock the door off it's hinges, "O lease um ot im!"
George smirked and stood up. He pulled out his wand and took aim at George. He muttered something very silently under his breath and with a loud bang an overweight pink hippo (with a grotesque tongue) stood in Fred's place. The only way to tell Fred was actually the hippo was a mass of red hair that was on the hippo's head. (right between the little ears)
Molly and Angelina stood up at the same time, "George Weasley, you change him back this instant!"
Meanwhile Harry, Ron, and Ginny laughed wildly as the pink hippo (with red hair) glared evilly at George as he pretended not to know the anti-jinx.
Finally Amy who had been quite quiet throughout the whole ordeal stood up and preformed both of the anti jinxes that would turn Fred Weasley The Overweight Pink Hippo With Red Hair and A Grotesque Tongue back into.Fred Weasley, the 18? Year old boy.ish man thing.
George sighed, "You always have to ruin my fun Amy, I would've turned him back.eventually."
"That's what I mean. You would've rather been killed by a Hippogriff before you turned him back into normal." Amy said sitting back down.
Fred (once he got over that he wasn't fat and pink anymore) walked over to George and without saying a word knocked him off his chair.
This caused several things to happen For Amy to scream first in horror of what Fred did to George, then the fact that George was bleeding, then she began to laugh because she thought of how funny Fred was as a Hippo. Ginny, Harry, and Ron to roll out of their chairs and onto the floor with laughter. For Angelina and Fred to just smirk and stare at George. For Mr. And Mrs. Weasley to stand up at go just plain buck on Fred. Also for George to lie on the floor bleeding and to have no one to help him back up because they were to busy either laughing, screaming, or yelling.
George finally stood up and wiped the blood off of his face. He was just
about to punch Fred in his face when Pig (the owl) came fluttering
manically in between the two, scaring the twins half to death.
Pig landed onto the table with a fat letter in his mouth.
Ron who was still laughing his ass off on the floor could obviously not
get the letter so Molly took it from Pig. She ripped it open and a few
manila colored envelopes fell out onto the table. There was one
addressed to Ron, one to Harry, and one to Ginny.
"You three you've got mail." Molly calmly said.
"Ah hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"You've all got mail." Molly said a little bit louder.
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"YOU'VE ALL GOT MAIL!!!!!" Molly screamed slamming her hands on the table
spilling a few of the drinks.
The whole room fell silently except for the fluttering sound of Pig's
wings.
"Yea mum?" Ron questioned.
"You've got mail dears," she said sitting back down and cleaning up her
drink that had spilled all over the table.
Ron, Harry, and Ginny all reached onto the table, grabbed a letter, and
ripped it open. They switched their letters a few times before they each
got the one meant for him. (Or her)
Fred craned his neck to read Ron's but Ron waved his hand up in Fred's
face to make him go away.
The three of the Hogwarts Student's eyes grew wide with glee. Everyone
else in the room noticed this including Pig who fluttered over to Ron's
letter. (As if it could read)
Molly finally stood up again, "Ginny will you please read yours aloud."
Ginny nodded and read, "Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry,
Headmaster."
"Skip that part Ginny"
"Oh, ok, uh.. We regret to inform you that all students will be forbidden
to go to school this year. A terrible tragedy (one named Tom Marvalo
Riddle) destroyed parts of our school that will not be ready and fit for
students by September first. If you have any questions please send an
owl to Deputy Headmistress, Minivera McGonagall."
"Oh so that's what that old bag's name is." George said scratching his
head, "I always thought it was Miniversa or something."
Molly snatched Harry's (who was closest to her) letter and read it for
herself, "Arthur, this is terrible."
Arthur nodded his head.
"What do you mean? This is bloody brilliant! I get to spend a whole
summer with my best friend, and there'll be no school and best of all no
Hermione to boss us around!"
Harry and Ron went to high five each other but missed causing them to
both fall onto the floor.
Both Fred and George scowled, "That's not fair, we never got to miss a
whole year of school because of Volde.er.Tom.er.You-Know Who!"
Angelina sighed, "Well I think it's good for them. After what's been
happening over the years at that school a break couldn't do them any
harm."
"That's what's Christmas is for Angelina!" Fred said leaving the room,
"C'mon lets go do.something.anything to get away from *he scowled at
Harry, Ginny and Ron* the cheaters."
George and Amy stayed at the table. George began to talk to Ginny about
how lucky she was and Amy leaned over to Harry and Ron.
"What's my brother like at school?"
"A horrible little git." Ron said firmly.
"Ron, that's not nice to say about someone's brother." Harry said, "Even
Malfoy."
"Well, he didn't make you throw-up slugs!" Ron said crossing his arms.
"He didn't make you, it was that ruddy old wand of yours" Harry said
crossing his arms.
"Well I wasn't just gonna sit there and listen to Malfoy call Hermione a
mudblood!" Ron yelled.
"Now I'll have none of that fowl talk at my table Ronald Weasley!" Molly
shouted standing up and then changing her mind and sitting back down
again.
Amy just leaned back and listened to the argument she single handily
started.
Suddenly, a black owl, the same one before came and landed on the table.
It waddled over to Ginny. The whole room fell silently for the well I
don't know second or third time that day.
"Hey, I know that owl!" Amy exclaimed.
-
In the next chapter we will
-find out who the letters are from
-find out what the letter Ron stole says
-And if my computer lets me spell HERMIONE without wanting to change it
to hormone we will see some of her.
*pulls out some party balloons and throws some confetti into the air*
Congrats to Lady Of Night who correctly guessed Fred as the disfigured
thing!
*applause*
I hope this chapter is long enough for all of you. If I went to crazy on
it you can just say so. Lol.