Disclaimer- see chapter 4
(I thought of some way they could get to Moria! Yay! Go me!)
Chapter 5- Evil Goblin Mines
The fellowship trudged through the forest for many hours until they reached an odd clearing with paths leading from it in different directions. The odd thing about the clearing was the signs in the middle of it. They pointed off in different directions like he paths with strange places written on them like good peaceful place, snowy pass, and evil marshmallow people mines. There was another bank sign in front of all the rest.
"So which way do we go?" Fred asked Remus. Then the most peculiar thing happened- the blank sign was being written on by an invisible hand. (Blank sign words are italics)
It read- they all lead to La La Land eventually.
"Who are you?" Sirius asked the board.
Oh, I'm the author of course but you can call me evil person.
"Which one would you suggest?" Flame asked evil person.
Well, personally I like the snowy pass the best, but you shouldn't go there. Fudge has it all blocked off.
"Fudge?" Sirius asked, "Isn't that the minister of magic?"
Correct. He is in league with Moldy Voldy.
"But then we're all going to die!" George screamed.
"I knew he was evil!" Fred announced.
Well no duh! He didn't listen to the crazy old kook last year!
"Oh I remember that!" Harry said. (You know the end of #4)
It was only, like, a month ago. Anyway, the evil marshmallow people mines actually follow the story even if one of you falls down a bottomless pit.
"Who?" Remus asked. (oh poor remmy u had 2 be the wizard didn't u?)
If I said then the person wouldn't fall, and it would alter the course of the story, which is something I'm not creative enough to do.
"Do they die?" Ara asked.
No comment. Now hurry along and don't be late! Oh, be as silent as possible in the mines.
So the fellowship followed the path to the evil marshmallow people mines. When they got there they read the riddle and tried (key word) to find the password. They spouted out every strange word they knew but there was no response. Five hours later a note fell on Flame's head.
"The password is friend it's so ******* obvious." She read.
The great doors flew open and the company marched inside. They went as quietly as they could for several hours until-
"****! I stubbed my ******* toe!" Sirius shouted. (Poor Sirius but some one had to)
"Shut it!" Ara hissed but it was too late. A giant marshmallow was creeping out from the next corridor.
They ran. Up one passage and down the next but the marshmallow was gaining on them.
"Alright, rock paper scissors on who gets to fight this thing!" Flame suggested. Remus lost. The rest of the fellowship ran out while Remus said, "You shall not pass!"
The marshmallow didn't listen as it had no ears. So the only logical thing to do was eat the marshmallow.
An hour or so later the rest of the fellowship peeked in to see ½ a marshmallow pulling Remus down a bottomless pit. "Nooooooooo!" they all shouted but it was too late. Every one started crying their eyes out and saying things like "I wish Harry could of fallen instead!"
They slowly went to the next road, looking teary back every now and then.
(Sorry I couldn't go into detail but I couldn't bring myself to write Remmy's "death" ^ date soon. Thanks for the reviews! Latur!)