Disclaimer- see chapter 5 oh, I don't own the funky chicken dance
The Fellowship Thingy Of the Bracelet
By;
Stating the obvious
(Sorry so long. I was sick, flooded with chores, evil science fairs, and attacked by the feather duster. Anyways thanx 4 the reviews! The name for Lothlorien really sucks but you're the 1 who wanted the next chapter, right?)
Chapter 6- Funky Chicken dances and elfophobia
The fellowship thingy trudged up a grassy hill that fell between the evil marshmallow mines and the forest of Neirolhtol (told you it was crappy).
"This is like so totally boring!" Snape the volley girl said. (I finally remembered he's here! Oops!)
"OH PUT A SOCK IN IT!" Sirius snapped.
"but I'm like not wearing any." Snape said.
"EWWWWWWWWWWW!"
Just then really corny Indiana Jones music came on getting louder by the second. (this part is made up by my friend)
"ahhh," Flame said clutching her ears, "Turn it off!"
"I like it!" Harry shrieked. Then (2 all our horrors) he started to dance, but not just any dance, the funky chicken dance. (*screams and runs out of the room only to come back 5 minutes later and continue typing*) All the rest of them stared at him for a moment, awing at his stupidity. Slowly they started to join him. Even after the music stopped they kept dancing now with the words-
I don't wanna be a chicken
I don't wanna be a duck
So I'll shake my butt!
All of the sudden a girl of 13 materialized. She had strawberry blonde hair, brown eyes, and a look of anger on her face.
"What the hell are you doing?" she shouted at them.
"errr- like who are you?" snape asked.
"I am the all powerful author Stating the Obvious on fanfiction." She said forgetting she was angry.
"Long name." Sirius said
"You can call me Sologel." She said.
"Sologel?" Ara asked eyebrows raised.
"nickname," Sologel explained.
"Why are you here?"
"you are insane go to the forest right now!" Sologel said.
"but…"
"scoot!" she ordered and they set off.
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"La La La!" Sirius said out of the blue.
"He's finally lost it!" Ara said shaking her head at Sirius.
"All those years in Azkaban got to him." Flame agreed.
"No!" Sirius protested, "Ijust remembered this book I read for muggle Studies."
"so?"
"It was about this fellowship thingy that went out on a quest to destroy this ring and they sung A LOT."
"That sounds familiar." Flame said.
"yeah." Ara agreed.
"Don't elves live in this forest?" Sirius asked changing the subject.
"yeah, why are you afraid of them?" Ara teased.
"uh, I… their ears freak me out" Sirius muttered and blushed.
"Like this?" Flame asked showing her elfish ear. (did I mention flame was an elf?)
Sirius ran off into the forest screaming at the top of his lungs.
"yep,"Ara said sireously, I think he has elfophobia." With that they chased after him.
(That's all 4 now folks! I promise to up date sooner! Review!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)