Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter.
On the 25 I will be back in school, so updates will become rather er..rare. If I get a lot of work that is. I will keep this story alive no matter what don't worry.
Also, during October I might be gone. It is very possible that I will be going to England for Collectorama.
I'm trying to think of days I'll be gone but I think that's it. Okay then, let the story begin.
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Harry slowly opened his eyes. A white ceiling was above him. He looked to his right and saw a peach colored wall. He sleepily sat up, what had happened?
Suddenly the door creaked open and a young woman walked in, "Mr. Potter?"
Harry nodded.
"I'll be your healer for today, Lila is on vacation." She said.
"Where am I?" Harry asked.
"St. Mungos of course! A bunch of Aurous brought tons of you in. They even had Death Eaters." She said sitting down and pulling out a bottle.
"What?"
"Oh, you were apparently fighting them when Aurous came down. They said that they tried to talk but nobody would listen so they had to stun the lot of you. Some of the injuries you had! Those burns were diffidently conducted by some wizard! Who was it?"
"I don't know." Harry said, his mind seemed extremely empty.
"Oh, sorry I almost forgot! The medicine we've got you on for the burns to your face will take your memory away for about 2 days every time you use it. Lets see according to this schedule you'll start to remember things on Tuesday." She said.
Harry looked at the calendar it was Sunday.
"Of next month that is." The healer said smiling.
Harry sighed.
The healer opened the bottle, "But don't worry we've ordered some kind of medicine that is suposta help that. You'll have it back by Friday at the latest."
"What are you doing with that?"
"I need to put it on your face, those are some deep wounds Potter." She began to run the bottle on Harry's face, "Of course one of my other patient had about 8 of the best healers in the hospital working on her. She needed a lot of repairing. Some of her organs got messed up. Her hair was a wreck, most of it burnt off so we had to grow her some more."
"What was her name?" Harry asked cringing the medicine really stung.
"Whitney I think, I forget her last now but I believe that was her first." The nurse said closing the bottle.
The name didn't register with Harry.
In fact the whole reason Harry was here still didn't make sense.
"And why am I here again?" he asked.
The nurse shook her head, "Guess that potion was worse then I thought. Well just get some rest Potter."
She got up and left. Moments later a young blonde girl entered the room. She was carrying a box. She looked oddly familiar to Harry.
"Harry! Your awake!" she yelled running over to him.
"Who are you?" he asked.
"Damn, the potion is bad, I'm Luci. The Aurour, oh you probably don't remember."
Harry shook his head. He looked at her arm it was heavily wrapped up.
"What happened?" he asked.
"The same way you got that." Luci said pointing at his face.
"My…this?" Harry asked pointing at his nose.
Luci began laughing, "You're worse then Gildoury! Oh speaking of him I've got another package he needs. I think it's his medicine. I better deliver it right away, last time I slacked off he held a visitor hostage and threatened to autograph her. Well I'll see you later. Goodbye Harry!"
She got up and left.
Harry looked around the room. He tried to think but he didn't have much to think about. (sry I've got to make a list)
Things on Harry's mind:
-medicine
-the name Luci
-cottage cheese (the medicine smelled like that…he thinks)
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Harry thought about cottage cheese for a while, what was it? He still couldn't figure out why he was sitting in a room, alone. The medicine started to get to him and his mind was wiped completely blank. Now Harry had nothing to think about and he was mindless.
Normally I would say Harry thought about taking a walk but since this chapter is special, Harry flung his legs over the side of the bed. When the hit the ground and propped him up Harry laughed, "Haha, this things are funny."
Suddenly he began to scream when they began to carry him out of the room. "Stop! Stop! Hey wait this is fun!"
Lets face it, Harry looked like a retard. He could barely walk and he didn't figure out about the whole you can walk tons better if you bend your knees thing. The medicine had his face numbed so he was drooling a bit as he walked out of his room and across the hall.
(Did neone see the Seinfeild where Kramer was wearing those calf builder leg things and he had just come home from the dentist and the dude from the Retardation Foundation saw him? I loved it!)
"Hahaha!!!! Wheeeee!!!!!!!!!" Harry yelled in delight as his legs carried him all over the hall. All of a sudden Harry saw a tall, lanky, red headed boy come stumbling out of the room up the hall. This boy wasn't as advanced as Harry and he was crawling on the ground. Harry walked over to him, "Hey." He said in a numbed mouth, retarded, Patrick the Starfish kind of voice.
"Hey." The boy repeated in the same voice. (It's Ron!)
"What is your name?" Harry said very slowly in his numb retarded Patrick voice.
"Hey." The boy repeated staring at Harry's legs.
"Cool name."
"How'd you get those to work?" Ron asked crawling towards Harry.
"Well I can exwain it bewwer wif a swong, want hear?"
"Ok."
"You put one foot in front of the other" Harry sang, "And soon you'll be walking across the floororor! You put one foot in front of the other and soon you'll be walking out the doororor!!!!" (X-mas special with the winter warlock)
Soon Harry and Ron were singing that ridiculous song, in their ridiculous voices, and dancing a ridiculous dance. Gildoury Lockhart, who had escaped from his room, came down to dance with them. Pretty soon half of the hospital and all of the retarded from the medication people were in Harry and Ron's Hallway singing that song and quite a few others.
The healers who had an emergency treatment of both Lucius and Whitney thought Gildoury was just playing some of his old records again. Oh how wrong they were!
Even Hermione was out dancing. Although her burns were treated with a whole different medication that had no side effects, she was still singing and dancing. Now if we all remember what hospital people wear we will figure out that Hermione was just trying to show off her butt to Gildoury who is sick and retarded enough to like it, but enough of that.
The group had broken out into the First Austin Powers movie's dance. Music and all. Half way in the middle of that Malfoy and Ginny walked past the hall and very unfortunately got the back view off everyone.
"O my gosh!" Ginny screeched covering her eyes.
"They're nuts!" Draco yelled turning his back to the bare bottom dancers.
"What's happened to them Draco?" Ginny asked.
"How am I suposta know they've all gone nuts!" Draco said.
Hermione who was near the back heard this, "Its our potions, ya know the medication!"
"Thank god I'm on a different potion then all of them." Draco sighed with relief.
"It's times like this that I wish I had a video camera." Ginny giggled peeking back at the group who were now doing the Spirit Fingers dance from Bring It On.
Draco raised an eyebrow at Ginny, "A what?"
"Oh it's a muggle toy for recording images, dad had one at the house once it was very interesting." Ginny replied.
Draco looked at her like she was stupid.
"What?" she asked.
"Pensive, Ginny." He replied in his slick voice.
"Oye!" Ginny squealed, "Lets go find one!"
Draco gave her another are you stupid look.
"What now?" Ginny asked becoming impatient.
"If you want to remember it your going to need something to remember so just watch." Draco said, "Don't worry, I'm sure it gets too bad the healers could do something about those atrocious memories."
Ginny began to laugh.
"What?" Draco asked looking confused and blushing a bit.
"Atrocious? Do you even know what that mea--. Draco, their singing it stopped."
The pair looked over at the group. All off them were lying in neat rows on the floor.
"Oh, Draco! Do you think they died?"
"Don't be stupid Ginny. They're uh, they're sleeping, yea!"
Suddenly they all sat up at the same time and said together, "Vodie's coming back."
They all were using the same creepy voice and they were all pointing in the same direction, right behind Ginny and Draco.
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the end
until the next chapter that is.
I shall update soon.'
I love you all.