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Harry's Worst Nightmare: Dudley Goes To Hogwarts.
What if Dudley was a wizard too? What if he went to Hogwarts? What if he teamed up with Malfoy? That must be hell for Harry, or maybe not.
A/N: Please read my ID, it's important.
Chapter 2: Diagon Ally
Harry was walking next to McGonagall, his relatives didn't seem to like their company to much, but Harry loved it. For the first time in his life he could ask anything he wanted and wouldn't get beaten or snarled at in reply.
"You said my eyes reminded you of Lily, but, uh, who is Lily?" Harry asked.
"Lily was you mother. She was a clever witch and one of the nicest people I've ever had the pleasure to meet. You have her eyes, but for the rest you look more like your father."
Harry smiled.
"Oh, one advise, get rid of that ugly cap."
Harry took the cap of his head and turned to McGonagall.
"Could you burn it or something?"
McGonagall couldn't help but laugh and vanished the cap with magic. Harry looked at it with glee.
All to soon they reached Gringotts. Harry wanted the walk to last much longer so he could learn more about his parents.
They entered and Hagrid walked up to counter and whispered something to the goblin behind it. The goblin nodded and Hagrid gave him a letter. While teh goblin read it Hagrid turned around and gave Harry a small golden key.
"This is your key to your vault here at Gringotts. Just say 'I would like to make a withdraw from my vault' and a goblin will take you there." Hagrid said.
The goblin behind the counter was finished reading and called another goblin.
"He'll take you to the vault, sir." The goblin said to Hagrid.
"I'll meet you back here when I'm finished." Hagrid said and left with the second goblin.
Harry and McGonagall walked up to the counter and Harry took a deep breath.
"I would like to make a withdraw from my vault."
"And have you got your key?"
Harry gave the key to the goblin. He examened the key.
"Everything seems to be in order. Doblo will take you to your vault."
Harry and McGonagall followed Doblo and behind them the Dursleys, or at least aunt Petunia, began to change Muggle money into Wizard money, or at least tried. The goblin behind the counter was giving her a lot of trouble, probably Hagrid's doing.
The three went through a door and seem to have walked into a cave. There was a rail on the floor and when Doblo whissled a cart appeared. They got in and drove away.
Just as Harry began to enjoy the trip, it was over.
"Key please."
Harry gave his key and Doblo opened Harry's vault. What was inside made Harry's jaw drop twenty feet, if that had been possible. The vault was filled with with mountains of golden, silver and bronze coins.
"Is this all mine?" Harry asked in disbelieve.
"Yes, this is all yours."
"Uh, what is what?"
"Those golden coins are Galleons, those silver are Snickles and the bronze are Knuts. Twentynine Knuts makes a Snickle and zeventeen Snikkles a Galleon." McGonagall explained.
"Cool." Was all Harry could say in reply.
"Now, get some money and we can leave."
Harry did as he was told and got four hands full of Wizard money into his pockets.
"We'll have to get you a pouch for that." McGonagall smiled.
When they arrived back in the main hall of Gringotts the Dursleys just left the counter and Hagrid was standing not far from them.
Harry could have sworn he heard his uncle curse under his breath when they jointed the Dursleys agian.
After they left Gringots they first went to Madam Malkin's Robes for All Occasions to buy schoolrobes. Madam Malkin's had trouble finding robes that would fit Dudley. This didn't make his parents very happy, because Harry had been before him and he could fit anything.
After that they went to Flourish and Blotts to buy their school books. Dudley was amazed by all the books in the store and persuaded his parents to buy him more books then nessecary. Not that he would read them, he just wanted to have them.
Harry got a few extra books too, including 'Hogwarts; A Histroy' on advise of professor McGonagall.
They began to make their way to the pharmacy for potion ingredients.
"Professor?"
"Yes, Harry?"
"Well, what do you teach at Hogwarts, because you sent those letters, right?"
McGonagall cuddled.
"Yes, I did and I teach transfiguration. I'm also head of Gryffindor."
"What is Gryffindor?"
"One of the houses. There are four; Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, Gryffindor and Slytherin, all named after the founders of Hogwarts; Helga Hufflepuff, Rowena Ravenclaw, Godric Gryffindor and Salasar Slytherin."
"Is it just me, or does Slytherin always sound bad."
"It's not only you. Slytherin has brought forth more Dark wizards then all other houses put together. You-know-who was in Slytherin too."
"Who is You-know-who."
"You don't know, I forgot. He was a Dark wizard, Harry. One of the darkest that ever excisted. He's the reason you're an orphan."
"What do you mean? My parents died in a car-crash."
McGonagall turned to the Dursleys.
"WHAT have you been telling this boy?"
"What is it to you?" Aunt Petunia snapped.
McGonagall choose to engore that and turned back to Harry.
"Your parents didn't die in a car-crash, they were murdered by You-know- who."
Harry looked at her blindly.
"Why and does You-know-who have a name?"
"Yes, he has a name, but we do not speak of it. And for your other question, I don't really know why he was after your parents. I think it was because they would never join him."
"Why would he want my parents to join him?"
"Because they were a really clever withc and wizard, Harry."
"My parents were wizards?"
"Yes, you didn't know?"
"Nope."
McGonagall just shook her head and they entered the pharmacy. After buying their ingredients, they got scales and telescope, they only thing left was a wand."
"I would advise Ollivanders." Hagrid said, and that's where they went.
Walking to the shop they passed a shop where kids from Harry's ages were forming a croud.
"What's that?" Dudley asked.
"Quality Quidditch Supplies" Hagrid answered.
"It's the new Nimbus 2000, best broom on the market." Harry heard a boy say.
"Will you get me one, dad?" Dudley asked.
"Sure." Uncle Vernon answered.
"I'm sorry to disapoint you, but first-years are not allowed to have a broom." McGonagall said, surpressing a smirk.
Harry laughed silently because at the first part of the sentence Hagrid had coughed and Harry thought he heard 'Bullshit'. (A/N: Which by the way, he heard correctly.)
They walked on and arrived at a small, old and dusty shop. They entered and a old man appeared.
"A Mr Potter, I've been expecting you. I can still remember your parents buying their first wands."
Dudley looked from his parents to Harry and back.
"Harry's parents were wizards?"
"Freaks, Dudley, freaks." Aunt Petunia corrected.
Dudley nodded as Harry was waving wand after wand.
After what seemed like and hour, a wand finally seemed to fit Harry, so they went on to Dudley, nobody really paying attention to the small conversation Harry and Mr Ollivander had.
All to soon they were back at the Leaky Cauldron and Harry had to say goodbye to Hagrid and McGonagall for now.
"Professor, just one more question."
"And that is?"
"What is You-know-who's name?"
"V-V-Voldemort, but like I said, we do not speak his name, so try not to use it."
Harry nodded and he left with the Dursleys.
A/N: Hope you liked it. Please review, I promise to update soon.
Harry's Worst Nightmare: Dudley Goes To Hogwarts.
What if Dudley was a wizard too? What if he went to Hogwarts? What if he teamed up with Malfoy? That must be hell for Harry, or maybe not.
A/N: Please read my ID, it's important.
Chapter 2: Diagon Ally
Harry was walking next to McGonagall, his relatives didn't seem to like their company to much, but Harry loved it. For the first time in his life he could ask anything he wanted and wouldn't get beaten or snarled at in reply.
"You said my eyes reminded you of Lily, but, uh, who is Lily?" Harry asked.
"Lily was you mother. She was a clever witch and one of the nicest people I've ever had the pleasure to meet. You have her eyes, but for the rest you look more like your father."
Harry smiled.
"Oh, one advise, get rid of that ugly cap."
Harry took the cap of his head and turned to McGonagall.
"Could you burn it or something?"
McGonagall couldn't help but laugh and vanished the cap with magic. Harry looked at it with glee.
All to soon they reached Gringotts. Harry wanted the walk to last much longer so he could learn more about his parents.
They entered and Hagrid walked up to counter and whispered something to the goblin behind it. The goblin nodded and Hagrid gave him a letter. While teh goblin read it Hagrid turned around and gave Harry a small golden key.
"This is your key to your vault here at Gringotts. Just say 'I would like to make a withdraw from my vault' and a goblin will take you there." Hagrid said.
The goblin behind the counter was finished reading and called another goblin.
"He'll take you to the vault, sir." The goblin said to Hagrid.
"I'll meet you back here when I'm finished." Hagrid said and left with the second goblin.
Harry and McGonagall walked up to the counter and Harry took a deep breath.
"I would like to make a withdraw from my vault."
"And have you got your key?"
Harry gave the key to the goblin. He examened the key.
"Everything seems to be in order. Doblo will take you to your vault."
Harry and McGonagall followed Doblo and behind them the Dursleys, or at least aunt Petunia, began to change Muggle money into Wizard money, or at least tried. The goblin behind the counter was giving her a lot of trouble, probably Hagrid's doing.
The three went through a door and seem to have walked into a cave. There was a rail on the floor and when Doblo whissled a cart appeared. They got in and drove away.
Just as Harry began to enjoy the trip, it was over.
"Key please."
Harry gave his key and Doblo opened Harry's vault. What was inside made Harry's jaw drop twenty feet, if that had been possible. The vault was filled with with mountains of golden, silver and bronze coins.
"Is this all mine?" Harry asked in disbelieve.
"Yes, this is all yours."
"Uh, what is what?"
"Those golden coins are Galleons, those silver are Snickles and the bronze are Knuts. Twentynine Knuts makes a Snickle and zeventeen Snikkles a Galleon." McGonagall explained.
"Cool." Was all Harry could say in reply.
"Now, get some money and we can leave."
Harry did as he was told and got four hands full of Wizard money into his pockets.
"We'll have to get you a pouch for that." McGonagall smiled.
When they arrived back in the main hall of Gringotts the Dursleys just left the counter and Hagrid was standing not far from them.
Harry could have sworn he heard his uncle curse under his breath when they jointed the Dursleys agian.
After they left Gringots they first went to Madam Malkin's Robes for All Occasions to buy schoolrobes. Madam Malkin's had trouble finding robes that would fit Dudley. This didn't make his parents very happy, because Harry had been before him and he could fit anything.
After that they went to Flourish and Blotts to buy their school books. Dudley was amazed by all the books in the store and persuaded his parents to buy him more books then nessecary. Not that he would read them, he just wanted to have them.
Harry got a few extra books too, including 'Hogwarts; A Histroy' on advise of professor McGonagall.
They began to make their way to the pharmacy for potion ingredients.
"Professor?"
"Yes, Harry?"
"Well, what do you teach at Hogwarts, because you sent those letters, right?"
McGonagall cuddled.
"Yes, I did and I teach transfiguration. I'm also head of Gryffindor."
"What is Gryffindor?"
"One of the houses. There are four; Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, Gryffindor and Slytherin, all named after the founders of Hogwarts; Helga Hufflepuff, Rowena Ravenclaw, Godric Gryffindor and Salasar Slytherin."
"Is it just me, or does Slytherin always sound bad."
"It's not only you. Slytherin has brought forth more Dark wizards then all other houses put together. You-know-who was in Slytherin too."
"Who is You-know-who."
"You don't know, I forgot. He was a Dark wizard, Harry. One of the darkest that ever excisted. He's the reason you're an orphan."
"What do you mean? My parents died in a car-crash."
McGonagall turned to the Dursleys.
"WHAT have you been telling this boy?"
"What is it to you?" Aunt Petunia snapped.
McGonagall choose to engore that and turned back to Harry.
"Your parents didn't die in a car-crash, they were murdered by You-know- who."
Harry looked at her blindly.
"Why and does You-know-who have a name?"
"Yes, he has a name, but we do not speak of it. And for your other question, I don't really know why he was after your parents. I think it was because they would never join him."
"Why would he want my parents to join him?"
"Because they were a really clever withc and wizard, Harry."
"My parents were wizards?"
"Yes, you didn't know?"
"Nope."
McGonagall just shook her head and they entered the pharmacy. After buying their ingredients, they got scales and telescope, they only thing left was a wand."
"I would advise Ollivanders." Hagrid said, and that's where they went.
Walking to the shop they passed a shop where kids from Harry's ages were forming a croud.
"What's that?" Dudley asked.
"Quality Quidditch Supplies" Hagrid answered.
"It's the new Nimbus 2000, best broom on the market." Harry heard a boy say.
"Will you get me one, dad?" Dudley asked.
"Sure." Uncle Vernon answered.
"I'm sorry to disapoint you, but first-years are not allowed to have a broom." McGonagall said, surpressing a smirk.
Harry laughed silently because at the first part of the sentence Hagrid had coughed and Harry thought he heard 'Bullshit'. (A/N: Which by the way, he heard correctly.)
They walked on and arrived at a small, old and dusty shop. They entered and a old man appeared.
"A Mr Potter, I've been expecting you. I can still remember your parents buying their first wands."
Dudley looked from his parents to Harry and back.
"Harry's parents were wizards?"
"Freaks, Dudley, freaks." Aunt Petunia corrected.
Dudley nodded as Harry was waving wand after wand.
After what seemed like and hour, a wand finally seemed to fit Harry, so they went on to Dudley, nobody really paying attention to the small conversation Harry and Mr Ollivander had.
All to soon they were back at the Leaky Cauldron and Harry had to say goodbye to Hagrid and McGonagall for now.
"Professor, just one more question."
"And that is?"
"What is You-know-who's name?"
"V-V-Voldemort, but like I said, we do not speak his name, so try not to use it."
Harry nodded and he left with the Dursleys.
A/N: Hope you liked it. Please review, I promise to update soon.