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Harry's Worst Nightmare: Dudley Goes To Hogwarts.
What if Dudley was a wizard too? What if he went to Hogwarts? What if he teamed up with Malfoy? That must be hell for Harry, or maybe not.
A/N: Please read my ID, it's important.
Chapter 4: Hogwarts Express
The train had already started moving when the door to Harry's compartment opened and the Weasley twin entered with what looked like their younger brother.
"Hey Harry, this is our younger brother Ronald." George greeted.
"Can we dump his with you?" Fred asked.
"Hey!" Ronald objected.
"Why would you want to dump him?" Harry asked.
"We want to go to our friend Lee Jordan, he's got a tarantula, but little Ronald is scared of spiders." George explained.
"Ok, have fun."
The twin immediately disappeared.
"You don't have to baby-sit me, you know. I can take care of myself."
"Duh, you don't have to stay here you know. Go find your own compartment for all I care. I though we might become friends, but I guess I'm destined to live without any."
"What do you mean?"
"I thought you wanted to leave."
"Look we didn't got of the right way. Let's start over. I'm Ron Weasley, nice to meet you."
"I'm Harry Potter." Harry answered darkly.
"Oh come on. I'm sorry. It's just that my brothers are always bugging me, because I'm their youngest brother. They won't bug Ginny because she's the only girl."
"I'll gladly take your place, if you want to."
"Why?"
"My cousin is always bugging me and beating me up. My aunt and uncle neglect me and every kid at school was scared of my cousin and his friends and because they hated me, I never had any friends."
"Really?"
"Yeah."
"I'll never complain about my brothers again, except maybe Perfect Percy."
"Who's that?"
"My oldest brother at Hogwarts, he's been named prefect this year and he got great marks."
Harry began to interrogate Ron about his family and Ron interrogated Harry about his life.
At one o'clock the compartment door opened and a witch asked if they wanted anything of her trolley, which was loaded with all kinds of sweets. Harry bought the lot and shared it with Ron, who needed a little convincing before taking the candy.
Not much later, but long enough for Harry to have tasted every single sweet except Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans, the compartment door slighted open again, only this time it revealed Harry's least favourite person, Dudley.
Dudley was accompanied by a pale boy with platinum blond hair and two big troll-like boys, who were standing beside the blond one like bodyguards.
"Well, if it isn't the freak." Dudley snarled.
"If it isn't the whale." Harry retorted and heard Ron snigger beside him.
"Don't push your luck, Potter." The blond boy snapped.
"I wouldn't dare, but may I ask what you did with your skin? Are you family of vampires or are you a zombie?" Harry asked casually.
The boy got a little pink, but not much.
"How dare you."
"Oh, did I insult you? I'm so sorry. NOT!"
"Crab, Goyle."
The two bodyguards clenched their fists and slowly moved forward, ready to attack.
"What's going on here?" A stern voice asked.
"They were going to beat us up, Percy." Ron piped.
"Well, I'll have to report that to the Headmaster, since you haven't been sorted yet. What are your names?"
"Like I would ever tell you." The blond boy snapped. The other three nodding in agreement.
"That whale's name is Dudley Dursley and those to tree-stumps are called Crab and Goyle." Harry answered.
"Thank you, uh..."
"Harry, Harry Potter." Ron beamed.
Percy nodded and turned back to the other boys.
"Now, I don't really have to ask your name, I can see you're a Malfoy, but I still want your first names, though your last are good enough for the Headmaster."
"Well, since there's no way around that. Draco Malfoy, Vincent Crab and Gregory Goyle, happy?"
Ron snorted.
"You think our names are funny? I don't have to ask what yours is. Red hair and freckles, you must be a Weasley." Malfoy snared.
"Look Ron, he got brains." Harry said sarcastically.
Now Malfoy turned a very girlish shade of pink.
"That colour suites you, Dragon, you should keep it."
"You better watch it, Potter." Malfoy snared.
"No threatening. Now get out of here and if I catch you here again, you'll be in deeper trouble than you already are." Percy growled.
The four boys left and Percy turned to his brother and Harry.
"Now that wasn't very nice either, but I'll let it slip just this once. Percy Weasley, it's a pleasure to meet you." He said while shaking Harry's hand.
"Nice to meet you too, Ron already told me a lot about you." Harry answered.
Ron coughed, but Harry thought it sounded a lot like 'Bullshit'.
"Well, I have to finish my rounds. I'll see you at school."
And Percy left.
"I haven't told you all about him." Ron objected.
"So, he doesn't have to know that." Harry grinned.
Ron started to laugh.
"Good one. We better change into our robes."
Harry nodded and opened his trunk. After a while they started to get bored and Ron taught Harry Exploding Snap.
Way to soon the train started to slow down. They got out and a voice boomed over the platform.
"Firs' years, firs' years. Over here."
Harry and Ron made their way to the voice.
"Hey Hagrid." Harry smiled as he recognized the figure that was calling them.
"Hi Harry, how was your trip?"
"Fine." Harry replied.
At that moment all first-years had reached Hagrid and their trip to the castle began.
A/N: Hope you liked it. Please review, I promise to update soon.
Harry's Worst Nightmare: Dudley Goes To Hogwarts.
What if Dudley was a wizard too? What if he went to Hogwarts? What if he teamed up with Malfoy? That must be hell for Harry, or maybe not.
A/N: Please read my ID, it's important.
Chapter 4: Hogwarts Express
The train had already started moving when the door to Harry's compartment opened and the Weasley twin entered with what looked like their younger brother.
"Hey Harry, this is our younger brother Ronald." George greeted.
"Can we dump his with you?" Fred asked.
"Hey!" Ronald objected.
"Why would you want to dump him?" Harry asked.
"We want to go to our friend Lee Jordan, he's got a tarantula, but little Ronald is scared of spiders." George explained.
"Ok, have fun."
The twin immediately disappeared.
"You don't have to baby-sit me, you know. I can take care of myself."
"Duh, you don't have to stay here you know. Go find your own compartment for all I care. I though we might become friends, but I guess I'm destined to live without any."
"What do you mean?"
"I thought you wanted to leave."
"Look we didn't got of the right way. Let's start over. I'm Ron Weasley, nice to meet you."
"I'm Harry Potter." Harry answered darkly.
"Oh come on. I'm sorry. It's just that my brothers are always bugging me, because I'm their youngest brother. They won't bug Ginny because she's the only girl."
"I'll gladly take your place, if you want to."
"Why?"
"My cousin is always bugging me and beating me up. My aunt and uncle neglect me and every kid at school was scared of my cousin and his friends and because they hated me, I never had any friends."
"Really?"
"Yeah."
"I'll never complain about my brothers again, except maybe Perfect Percy."
"Who's that?"
"My oldest brother at Hogwarts, he's been named prefect this year and he got great marks."
Harry began to interrogate Ron about his family and Ron interrogated Harry about his life.
At one o'clock the compartment door opened and a witch asked if they wanted anything of her trolley, which was loaded with all kinds of sweets. Harry bought the lot and shared it with Ron, who needed a little convincing before taking the candy.
Not much later, but long enough for Harry to have tasted every single sweet except Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans, the compartment door slighted open again, only this time it revealed Harry's least favourite person, Dudley.
Dudley was accompanied by a pale boy with platinum blond hair and two big troll-like boys, who were standing beside the blond one like bodyguards.
"Well, if it isn't the freak." Dudley snarled.
"If it isn't the whale." Harry retorted and heard Ron snigger beside him.
"Don't push your luck, Potter." The blond boy snapped.
"I wouldn't dare, but may I ask what you did with your skin? Are you family of vampires or are you a zombie?" Harry asked casually.
The boy got a little pink, but not much.
"How dare you."
"Oh, did I insult you? I'm so sorry. NOT!"
"Crab, Goyle."
The two bodyguards clenched their fists and slowly moved forward, ready to attack.
"What's going on here?" A stern voice asked.
"They were going to beat us up, Percy." Ron piped.
"Well, I'll have to report that to the Headmaster, since you haven't been sorted yet. What are your names?"
"Like I would ever tell you." The blond boy snapped. The other three nodding in agreement.
"That whale's name is Dudley Dursley and those to tree-stumps are called Crab and Goyle." Harry answered.
"Thank you, uh..."
"Harry, Harry Potter." Ron beamed.
Percy nodded and turned back to the other boys.
"Now, I don't really have to ask your name, I can see you're a Malfoy, but I still want your first names, though your last are good enough for the Headmaster."
"Well, since there's no way around that. Draco Malfoy, Vincent Crab and Gregory Goyle, happy?"
Ron snorted.
"You think our names are funny? I don't have to ask what yours is. Red hair and freckles, you must be a Weasley." Malfoy snared.
"Look Ron, he got brains." Harry said sarcastically.
Now Malfoy turned a very girlish shade of pink.
"That colour suites you, Dragon, you should keep it."
"You better watch it, Potter." Malfoy snared.
"No threatening. Now get out of here and if I catch you here again, you'll be in deeper trouble than you already are." Percy growled.
The four boys left and Percy turned to his brother and Harry.
"Now that wasn't very nice either, but I'll let it slip just this once. Percy Weasley, it's a pleasure to meet you." He said while shaking Harry's hand.
"Nice to meet you too, Ron already told me a lot about you." Harry answered.
Ron coughed, but Harry thought it sounded a lot like 'Bullshit'.
"Well, I have to finish my rounds. I'll see you at school."
And Percy left.
"I haven't told you all about him." Ron objected.
"So, he doesn't have to know that." Harry grinned.
Ron started to laugh.
"Good one. We better change into our robes."
Harry nodded and opened his trunk. After a while they started to get bored and Ron taught Harry Exploding Snap.
Way to soon the train started to slow down. They got out and a voice boomed over the platform.
"Firs' years, firs' years. Over here."
Harry and Ron made their way to the voice.
"Hey Hagrid." Harry smiled as he recognized the figure that was calling them.
"Hi Harry, how was your trip?"
"Fine." Harry replied.
At that moment all first-years had reached Hagrid and their trip to the castle began.
A/N: Hope you liked it. Please review, I promise to update soon.