HAHA! I have gotten off my lazy bum to write another chapter! ^_^ Well no
time for delays!
Dis: * unenthusiastically* no.
Hanyous don't get sick- Chapter 4: The challenges in making Ramen
By SongObsessed1
Inuyasha watched the sleeping girl for a minute or two before deciding to go in search for food...
He walked cautiously down the wooden steps. 'Why the hell am I being so quiet? Not like the stupid wench will wake up! Ha! I bet you I could make all the noise I want and she'd not wake up!'
And so to test out his theory he started to stomp quite loudly down the steps...
... Only to trip on his haori (?) and go tumbling down the hard, hard, wooden steps.
"Son of a –"He was abruptly cut off when he THOUGHT he heard a noise of shuffling from upstairs. He quickly clamped a hand over his big arrogant mouth and listened. When he heard nothing he carefully untangled himself and stood. His ears still positioned to instantly tell his brain if he heard any noises from upstairs. Satisfied, he then continued on his quest for sustenance.
He walked into the kitchen and skimmed it for signs of anything he'd want to eat. His eyes instant dropped on a lone package of Ramen. If anyone saw the evil grin that spread on the Hanyous face they'd have fallen out of their chair, if, of course, they were sitting in one.
Snagging the victim off the counter he came to a serious roadblock...
... How in the seven hells was he, he the great Hanyou Inuyasha, going to cook this!? And like all food-challenged, egotistical, I-don't-give-a-damn, men. He, sadly, failed to notice the instructions placed at the bottom of the package... Not that he could read modern Japanese, but the pictures could've helped. Maybe.
Unceremoniously tearing open the package with his claws he pulled out the little square of noodles. Of course he usually ate the stuff in the cup... But he'd had this a few times too.
Inuyasha chuckled as he looked for the 'pot.' "I'll show her!" He cackled.
Soon he found the 'cup-board' with the 'pots' in them. Silently he took out the first one he saw. Luckily he took out the right one.
He'd watched Kagome do this a few times. He was NOT stupid like many people thought; he had problems just sharing this fact with others. Although he could be wrong...
He then scampered over to the 'stoooove' after filling the 'pot' with a few inches of water. Unable to read the little buttons he to one and turned it. The nearest circle thingy started to glow. So he placed the 'pot' there and sat in one of the chairs to wait. And wait. And wait. And wait.
20 minutes later...
Still waiting. That was the last straw on the camel's back...or hanyou's back... Anyway just as Inuyasha was about to commit 'stove'-homicide it started the water started to boil. "Ha! I made it boil! SO that's how it works!!" Like a puppy that'd found a long lost chew toy he plopped the Ramen in the water.
Soon the noodles were nice and soft but not too soft. Perfect! 'I have done it! Mwaha ha ha ha!' He cackled in his head. He took his bowl and dumped the mixture into it. He the started to greedily gobble it up...
Then he froze. 'WTF this does not taste like Ramen!!!' He angrily snatched the discarded package to throw it away when a little bit of metal looking plastic came out. 'Oh yeah.. This. You put it on the Ramen right?' With that thought he ripped it open and dumped it on his 'concoction.' Happy to have the actual flavor he ate the soup in 2.3 seconds and was ready to go rest. Finally. Then the phone rang............
A/N: Great now I want some Ramen too. Foooooooooooooood, wonderful glorious foooooooooooooooood where art thou!!!?? =Sobs dramatically
Oh well. I hope you review to find out what our happy lil' Hanyou does to the phone. Remember Kagome's alarm clock? How Inuyasha panicked and smashed it to shut it up? Oi, what will he do to the phone???
Yes I've decided this story is going to be longer than expected. Maybe a good 10-15 chapters. Maybe more Oo;;....................
Dis: * unenthusiastically* no.
Hanyous don't get sick- Chapter 4: The challenges in making Ramen
By SongObsessed1
Inuyasha watched the sleeping girl for a minute or two before deciding to go in search for food...
He walked cautiously down the wooden steps. 'Why the hell am I being so quiet? Not like the stupid wench will wake up! Ha! I bet you I could make all the noise I want and she'd not wake up!'
And so to test out his theory he started to stomp quite loudly down the steps...
... Only to trip on his haori (?) and go tumbling down the hard, hard, wooden steps.
"Son of a –"He was abruptly cut off when he THOUGHT he heard a noise of shuffling from upstairs. He quickly clamped a hand over his big arrogant mouth and listened. When he heard nothing he carefully untangled himself and stood. His ears still positioned to instantly tell his brain if he heard any noises from upstairs. Satisfied, he then continued on his quest for sustenance.
He walked into the kitchen and skimmed it for signs of anything he'd want to eat. His eyes instant dropped on a lone package of Ramen. If anyone saw the evil grin that spread on the Hanyous face they'd have fallen out of their chair, if, of course, they were sitting in one.
Snagging the victim off the counter he came to a serious roadblock...
... How in the seven hells was he, he the great Hanyou Inuyasha, going to cook this!? And like all food-challenged, egotistical, I-don't-give-a-damn, men. He, sadly, failed to notice the instructions placed at the bottom of the package... Not that he could read modern Japanese, but the pictures could've helped. Maybe.
Unceremoniously tearing open the package with his claws he pulled out the little square of noodles. Of course he usually ate the stuff in the cup... But he'd had this a few times too.
Inuyasha chuckled as he looked for the 'pot.' "I'll show her!" He cackled.
Soon he found the 'cup-board' with the 'pots' in them. Silently he took out the first one he saw. Luckily he took out the right one.
He'd watched Kagome do this a few times. He was NOT stupid like many people thought; he had problems just sharing this fact with others. Although he could be wrong...
He then scampered over to the 'stoooove' after filling the 'pot' with a few inches of water. Unable to read the little buttons he to one and turned it. The nearest circle thingy started to glow. So he placed the 'pot' there and sat in one of the chairs to wait. And wait. And wait. And wait.
20 minutes later...
Still waiting. That was the last straw on the camel's back...or hanyou's back... Anyway just as Inuyasha was about to commit 'stove'-homicide it started the water started to boil. "Ha! I made it boil! SO that's how it works!!" Like a puppy that'd found a long lost chew toy he plopped the Ramen in the water.
Soon the noodles were nice and soft but not too soft. Perfect! 'I have done it! Mwaha ha ha ha!' He cackled in his head. He took his bowl and dumped the mixture into it. He the started to greedily gobble it up...
Then he froze. 'WTF this does not taste like Ramen!!!' He angrily snatched the discarded package to throw it away when a little bit of metal looking plastic came out. 'Oh yeah.. This. You put it on the Ramen right?' With that thought he ripped it open and dumped it on his 'concoction.' Happy to have the actual flavor he ate the soup in 2.3 seconds and was ready to go rest. Finally. Then the phone rang............
A/N: Great now I want some Ramen too. Foooooooooooooood, wonderful glorious foooooooooooooooood where art thou!!!?? =Sobs dramatically
Oh well. I hope you review to find out what our happy lil' Hanyou does to the phone. Remember Kagome's alarm clock? How Inuyasha panicked and smashed it to shut it up? Oi, what will he do to the phone???
Yes I've decided this story is going to be longer than expected. Maybe a good 10-15 chapters. Maybe more Oo;;....................