Wow...I like, didn't think I was EVERRRR gonna put this up for the second chapter o_0 But I got bored and felt like it...so here it tis! Teh second chapter of Disturbing Fic Unleased! Written by my love Crazy and I, with the help of our many many voices! Actually... this here chapter was written a LOOONG time ago...like, quite a few months ago... *Cough* Ok I'll let ye get to the readin now!
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Sky: *Ties bacon to a string and throws it out on the middle of the ground to see if she can lure Nekri out... is also very bored, as you can tell*
Nekri: I SHMELL BACON!
Sora: Of course you do, Nekri. At least...THAT'S WHAT THE MUNCHKINS WANT YOU TO THINK!
Nekri: Munchkins...? I like donuts... BACON DONUTS!
Sky: That would be an odd tasting combo.... Anyway, Sora, you're paranoid again, aren't you?
Sora: _ Noooo...
Nekri: LIES!
Sky: You've been watching that movie "When munchkins on pogosticks attack" again, haven't you?!
Crazy: Now now, Nekri, just because the White Coats let you have the day off doesn't mean you can throw away five years of therapy....*mutters* For all of us...
Sora: _
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Meep! *runs from Sky*
Sky: Boy never learns....
Kierlin: *Poofs in* Obviously...
Sky: Well if it isn't, um...you...yeah. Magic boy.
Kierlin: They had it on eBay! *Has been spending far too much time with Nekri*
Sky: So that's where Sora came from....
Crazy: I thought he was a K-Mart kinda person _
Sora: *Comes back running towards Sky thinking he's escaping her*
Sky: Perhaps..... *Grabs Sora by the back of the shirt as he runs by and tosses him in the lake* Or maybe it was Wal-Mart...
Nekri: *Throws a piece of bacon at Sora*
Kierlin: Or maybe, just maybe, it was a yard sale... *Watches Sora get hit with bacon*
Sora: *Goes hurtling into the lake* AHHHH! *Gets hit by the bacon* D'OH! *Splashes*
Sky: Could be...
Crazy: The lack of bubblewrap might explain certain things...
Sky: Indeed...
Sora: *Whistles under water*
Sky: HEY THAT'S ILLEGAL....wait, we're not in Vermont...are we? _
Kierlin: I think we're in Riku's head...
Sky: *Looks behind her* Riku has a lake in his head?
Crazy: Ya never know what people put up their noses when they're small....
Riku: *Looks around nervously* I can hear them....the voices... *Shifty eyes and starts sweating* NOOO, THE MUNCHKINS ARE BACK, MOMMY! *Curls up in the corner and starts rocking*
Sky: Anyway, I wonder how long Sora can stay underwater like that...
Crazy: *Throws a rock into the water* Chances are he'll come up.... sooner or later.
Sky: Seeing as his brain is similar to styrofoam, indeed he should.
Sora: *Gets hit by the rock* OWIE! *Jumps outta the water*
Crazy: Nekri, permission to chew on Sora's head. QUICKLY, BEFORE HE STOPS BEING AS CONFUSED AS HE IS!
Nekri: *Jumps at Sora and attempts to eat the hair off his head*
Sora: What the-?! Did you not learn from last time that my hair gel is toxic, Nekri?
Nekri: Mmm..... it burrrrnnnsss....
Sora: *Throws a piece of bacon and watches as Nekri follows it* SKY!!! You're gonna get it!
Sky: *Blink* What'd I do?
Sora: You threw me in the lake where only who knows what resides! And besides... you know I can't swim without my Sesame Street arm floaties ;.;
Crazy: Neap tides, Sora, neap tides. *Hides cookie dough in Sora's pockets*
Sora: *Blink* Yeah...um...ok... *Turns attention back to Sky* Anyway, you're like, gonna get it now...and stuff! _
Sky: Are you going to blink me to death or something?
Sora: DAMN...you figured out my plan _ *Runs over, grabs Sky and tosses her in the lake* Ha!
Crazy: *GASPA* Sora, there are beetles in your hair! *Goes and takes Sky out of the lake*
Sora: WHAT?!?! *Runs around frantically* GET EM OUT, GET EM OUT, GET EM OOOOOUUUUUT! *Stops, takes some of the cookie dough that was stuffed in his pockets and eats it* Mmm.... GET EM OUT! *Proceeds running around frantically again*
Nekri: *Hides the newly discovered bacon-bug in Sora's ear*
Sky: Bleh...Danke, Crazy... *Glares at Sora* LET ME AT 'IM!
Sora: o_O
Crazy: *Steps back from the immediate danger zone, AKA Sora*
Sora: *Sees Sky* _ *Runs* AHH! *Jumps into lake* Haha you won't get in the water just to get meee! *Sticks out tongue*
Sky: I guess you forgot how much I love swimming... C'MERE, SORA! *Jumps in*
Sora: *Screams like a Barbie* AHHHHHH!
Sky: *Catches up with Sora and starts beating him over the head with a random beaver*
Sora: Ow! Ooh! Eee!
Kierlin: *Casts Slow on Sora* Woops _
Sky: *Looks kinda odd beating a slow-motion Sora with a beaver* Ok I'm done. *Starts to get out of lake*
Crazy: *Laughs at Sora*
Sora: *Spell wears off due to his immense power of stupid, and grabs Sky's leg and pulls her back in, then jumps out.* Haha!!! I'M A GODDAMN SCREAMING FAIRY! *Runs into the woods running into random trees that pop up out of nowhere, or so he thinks*
Sky: o.o *Goes back underwater* Meep-!
Crazy: *Cannonballs into the water* MOOGLES BELOW!
Sky: *Hears a loud splash above and looks up to see Crazy* *Finds it funny how she can sit there underwater*
Crazy: *Looks under rocks for Sora's brain*
Sky: *Suddenly realizes she can't breath...hmm, who'da thought? Swims back up to the surface quickly* BLAH! Dear God... I need to remember that air is my frrriiiieeennnd...
Crazy: *Finds an old still wrapped Twix, floats up to the top* This could double as Sora's brain!
Sky: Only bigger!
Crazy: Now to assemble my bird army of DOOM!
Sky: I wonder where the heck Sora went...
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Sora: *Somewhere in the woods trying to figure out how to get past a tree that won't get out of his way* MOVE IT, TREE! Are you even listening?!
Nekri: *Is suddenly behind Sora* YOU HAVE TO GIVE IT BACON!!
Sora: Oh, really?!
Nekri: *Hands Sora some turkey* I don't trust you with mah BACON! So you get the turkey.
Sora: Sweeeeeeet! *Puts the turkey on his head and grins/giggles* Oh, right... *Puts the turkey in a hole in the tree* There ya go!
Tree: *Drops seventeen dead branches on Sora*
Sora: OOMPH! *Twitch* x_X
Random carnivorus squirrel: *Runs by and steals the turkey while making squirrely noises*
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Crazy: Now that was interesting.... *Goes back to swimming*
Sky: Yup... *Dives underwater only to see the white rabbit from Alice in Wonderland* What the-?
White rabbit: I'm late! I'm late, I'm late, I'm late! For, um....something... And no it's not the Micheal Jackson convention! *Shifty eyes....runs off into deeper water randomly*
Disembodied voice: Follow the white fish - DOH! I forgot to read the script again... I meant to say, "FOLLOW THE WHITE RABBIT!" or was it white rapper...?
Sky: I ain't followin that thing... Nor would I follow Eminem...*Blink* *Swims back up to surface*
Crazy: I think that Riku's mind is quite hazardous. Like.... English class. Or Sora behind the wheel.
Sky: *Nods* Or munchkins on pogo sticks... *Gets idea and grins* Mwaha. *Goes underwater, grabs Crazy's leg and pulls him under*
Crazy: Eep! *Goes under*
Crazy: *In turn, grabs Sky's ankle and attempts to flip them underwater*
Sky: Whoa, mister!
Crazy: *Wonders how Sky can speak underwater*
Sky: I'm special _ And like, uh, magical and stuff...yeah...
Crazy: Good point.
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Sora: *Now playing cards with a squirrel in order to get through the woods*
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Sky: Yup... _ *Grabs Crazy's shoulders and pushes him further underwater* _ Mwaha!
Crazy: *Goes above Sky and pushes her under himself*
Crazy: Victory!
Sky: *Mutters in her head* Cheater...
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Sora: *To the squirrel* I will give you three nuts if you let us pass!
Squirrel: *Makes squirrley noises*
Sora : Aww, come on! *Looks at Nekri* Why are we even trying to get through the woods...?
Nekri: The cat in the hat told us to!
Sora: OH YEAH!
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Sky: Hey, Crazy, guess what!
Crazy: Umm... Tommy got launched into the sun?
Sky: I WISH! _ But no.... _ *Throws a fish at Crazy and quickly dives underwater*
Crazy: *Fished*
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Author's Notes: And so ends chapter two! Will Sora ever get through the forest? Will Crazy reek of fish now? Will Sky undoubtedly forget she requires oxygen and drown? Will Nekri get taken back by the White Coats...again? Will I ever stop asking these questions? NO! MWAHA! _ Ok ok, I'd like to thank...whoever reviewed.... *Too lazy to go back and look* So yeah, THANK J00! *Bows and exits*
~*~Sky
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Sky: *Ties bacon to a string and throws it out on the middle of the ground to see if she can lure Nekri out... is also very bored, as you can tell*
Nekri: I SHMELL BACON!
Sora: Of course you do, Nekri. At least...THAT'S WHAT THE MUNCHKINS WANT YOU TO THINK!
Nekri: Munchkins...? I like donuts... BACON DONUTS!
Sky: That would be an odd tasting combo.... Anyway, Sora, you're paranoid again, aren't you?
Sora: _ Noooo...
Nekri: LIES!
Sky: You've been watching that movie "When munchkins on pogosticks attack" again, haven't you?!
Crazy: Now now, Nekri, just because the White Coats let you have the day off doesn't mean you can throw away five years of therapy....*mutters* For all of us...
Sora: _
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Meep! *runs from Sky*
Sky: Boy never learns....
Kierlin: *Poofs in* Obviously...
Sky: Well if it isn't, um...you...yeah. Magic boy.
Kierlin: They had it on eBay! *Has been spending far too much time with Nekri*
Sky: So that's where Sora came from....
Crazy: I thought he was a K-Mart kinda person _
Sora: *Comes back running towards Sky thinking he's escaping her*
Sky: Perhaps..... *Grabs Sora by the back of the shirt as he runs by and tosses him in the lake* Or maybe it was Wal-Mart...
Nekri: *Throws a piece of bacon at Sora*
Kierlin: Or maybe, just maybe, it was a yard sale... *Watches Sora get hit with bacon*
Sora: *Goes hurtling into the lake* AHHHH! *Gets hit by the bacon* D'OH! *Splashes*
Sky: Could be...
Crazy: The lack of bubblewrap might explain certain things...
Sky: Indeed...
Sora: *Whistles under water*
Sky: HEY THAT'S ILLEGAL....wait, we're not in Vermont...are we? _
Kierlin: I think we're in Riku's head...
Sky: *Looks behind her* Riku has a lake in his head?
Crazy: Ya never know what people put up their noses when they're small....
Riku: *Looks around nervously* I can hear them....the voices... *Shifty eyes and starts sweating* NOOO, THE MUNCHKINS ARE BACK, MOMMY! *Curls up in the corner and starts rocking*
Sky: Anyway, I wonder how long Sora can stay underwater like that...
Crazy: *Throws a rock into the water* Chances are he'll come up.... sooner or later.
Sky: Seeing as his brain is similar to styrofoam, indeed he should.
Sora: *Gets hit by the rock* OWIE! *Jumps outta the water*
Crazy: Nekri, permission to chew on Sora's head. QUICKLY, BEFORE HE STOPS BEING AS CONFUSED AS HE IS!
Nekri: *Jumps at Sora and attempts to eat the hair off his head*
Sora: What the-?! Did you not learn from last time that my hair gel is toxic, Nekri?
Nekri: Mmm..... it burrrrnnnsss....
Sora: *Throws a piece of bacon and watches as Nekri follows it* SKY!!! You're gonna get it!
Sky: *Blink* What'd I do?
Sora: You threw me in the lake where only who knows what resides! And besides... you know I can't swim without my Sesame Street arm floaties ;.;
Crazy: Neap tides, Sora, neap tides. *Hides cookie dough in Sora's pockets*
Sora: *Blink* Yeah...um...ok... *Turns attention back to Sky* Anyway, you're like, gonna get it now...and stuff! _
Sky: Are you going to blink me to death or something?
Sora: DAMN...you figured out my plan _ *Runs over, grabs Sky and tosses her in the lake* Ha!
Crazy: *GASPA* Sora, there are beetles in your hair! *Goes and takes Sky out of the lake*
Sora: WHAT?!?! *Runs around frantically* GET EM OUT, GET EM OUT, GET EM OOOOOUUUUUT! *Stops, takes some of the cookie dough that was stuffed in his pockets and eats it* Mmm.... GET EM OUT! *Proceeds running around frantically again*
Nekri: *Hides the newly discovered bacon-bug in Sora's ear*
Sky: Bleh...Danke, Crazy... *Glares at Sora* LET ME AT 'IM!
Sora: o_O
Crazy: *Steps back from the immediate danger zone, AKA Sora*
Sora: *Sees Sky* _ *Runs* AHH! *Jumps into lake* Haha you won't get in the water just to get meee! *Sticks out tongue*
Sky: I guess you forgot how much I love swimming... C'MERE, SORA! *Jumps in*
Sora: *Screams like a Barbie* AHHHHHH!
Sky: *Catches up with Sora and starts beating him over the head with a random beaver*
Sora: Ow! Ooh! Eee!
Kierlin: *Casts Slow on Sora* Woops _
Sky: *Looks kinda odd beating a slow-motion Sora with a beaver* Ok I'm done. *Starts to get out of lake*
Crazy: *Laughs at Sora*
Sora: *Spell wears off due to his immense power of stupid, and grabs Sky's leg and pulls her back in, then jumps out.* Haha!!! I'M A GODDAMN SCREAMING FAIRY! *Runs into the woods running into random trees that pop up out of nowhere, or so he thinks*
Sky: o.o *Goes back underwater* Meep-!
Crazy: *Cannonballs into the water* MOOGLES BELOW!
Sky: *Hears a loud splash above and looks up to see Crazy* *Finds it funny how she can sit there underwater*
Crazy: *Looks under rocks for Sora's brain*
Sky: *Suddenly realizes she can't breath...hmm, who'da thought? Swims back up to the surface quickly* BLAH! Dear God... I need to remember that air is my frrriiiieeennnd...
Crazy: *Finds an old still wrapped Twix, floats up to the top* This could double as Sora's brain!
Sky: Only bigger!
Crazy: Now to assemble my bird army of DOOM!
Sky: I wonder where the heck Sora went...
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Sora: *Somewhere in the woods trying to figure out how to get past a tree that won't get out of his way* MOVE IT, TREE! Are you even listening?!
Nekri: *Is suddenly behind Sora* YOU HAVE TO GIVE IT BACON!!
Sora: Oh, really?!
Nekri: *Hands Sora some turkey* I don't trust you with mah BACON! So you get the turkey.
Sora: Sweeeeeeet! *Puts the turkey on his head and grins/giggles* Oh, right... *Puts the turkey in a hole in the tree* There ya go!
Tree: *Drops seventeen dead branches on Sora*
Sora: OOMPH! *Twitch* x_X
Random carnivorus squirrel: *Runs by and steals the turkey while making squirrely noises*
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Crazy: Now that was interesting.... *Goes back to swimming*
Sky: Yup... *Dives underwater only to see the white rabbit from Alice in Wonderland* What the-?
White rabbit: I'm late! I'm late, I'm late, I'm late! For, um....something... And no it's not the Micheal Jackson convention! *Shifty eyes....runs off into deeper water randomly*
Disembodied voice: Follow the white fish - DOH! I forgot to read the script again... I meant to say, "FOLLOW THE WHITE RABBIT!" or was it white rapper...?
Sky: I ain't followin that thing... Nor would I follow Eminem...*Blink* *Swims back up to surface*
Crazy: I think that Riku's mind is quite hazardous. Like.... English class. Or Sora behind the wheel.
Sky: *Nods* Or munchkins on pogo sticks... *Gets idea and grins* Mwaha. *Goes underwater, grabs Crazy's leg and pulls him under*
Crazy: Eep! *Goes under*
Crazy: *In turn, grabs Sky's ankle and attempts to flip them underwater*
Sky: Whoa, mister!
Crazy: *Wonders how Sky can speak underwater*
Sky: I'm special _ And like, uh, magical and stuff...yeah...
Crazy: Good point.
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Sora: *Now playing cards with a squirrel in order to get through the woods*
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Sky: Yup... _ *Grabs Crazy's shoulders and pushes him further underwater* _ Mwaha!
Crazy: *Goes above Sky and pushes her under himself*
Crazy: Victory!
Sky: *Mutters in her head* Cheater...
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Sora: *To the squirrel* I will give you three nuts if you let us pass!
Squirrel: *Makes squirrley noises*
Sora : Aww, come on! *Looks at Nekri* Why are we even trying to get through the woods...?
Nekri: The cat in the hat told us to!
Sora: OH YEAH!
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Sky: Hey, Crazy, guess what!
Crazy: Umm... Tommy got launched into the sun?
Sky: I WISH! _ But no.... _ *Throws a fish at Crazy and quickly dives underwater*
Crazy: *Fished*
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Author's Notes: And so ends chapter two! Will Sora ever get through the forest? Will Crazy reek of fish now? Will Sky undoubtedly forget she requires oxygen and drown? Will Nekri get taken back by the White Coats...again? Will I ever stop asking these questions? NO! MWAHA! _ Ok ok, I'd like to thank...whoever reviewed.... *Too lazy to go back and look* So yeah, THANK J00! *Bows and exits*
~*~Sky