Disclaimers - See first chap not that I don't mind not owning them it's just (sigh) the fun that me and Jack would get up to if I owned him. Well I wouldn't be typing this now.
Warnings - swearing cause that's what Sands does, me too I think he polluted my fragile mind.
The four of us found ourselves in front of the docks of Tortuga.
All wearing pirate garb, all but Sands who was for some strange reason wearing a worn out, black leather cowboy hat and black cowboy boots he was, in fact wearing all black which made him look very pale in contrast, especially cause his shirt has only one button at the bottom leaving a big triangle of smooth, pale, muscle.
There is a small scar that runs down from his right nipple and disappears down into his waist band, briefly I wonder how low it goes. Before my attention snaps up to his face and I see his eyes, so dark that they almost look black by the light provided by the rapidly setting sun. A person could drown in those eyes if they weren't careful.
"What are you looking at? (his voice telling me that he clearly knew what I was staring at) I see that you conveniently neglected to write any buttons for my shirt in your story. So you like what you see?" With a wolfish grin that even Jack Sparrow himself would be proud of, his eyes try to capture mine.
For a moment he nearly has me I can just feel myself melting (in all the right places, god he's hot), almost giving into the intensity of his stare I avoid eye contact not trusting myself, knowing that I can't refuse those eyes if they wanted me to I'd do him right here on the dock, it would be fun, oh yes it would be, however he would most likely leave me here, with nothing but hot, sweaty memories and a bullet in my head (which would kind of negate the memories part), but its still worth considering for one night. No (not that I would mind him leaving the next day its, kinda the bullet in the head that I object to). I try the best I can to hide my thoughts, no matter how yummy they are and say,
"I didn't write to specify clothes they just happened... thankfully. But I'm glad to see, that you can see, that you see",
"You see?" Cash butts in with a smile, I think just pleased to see that I'm not thinking about fucking Sands anymore.
Cat just looks confused and Sands just looks around pretending to be bored and ignores us, for now apparently given up on the conversation or planning some insane Machiavellian plot to destroy us all and I'll bet my chances with Jack Sparrow that it's the latter.
The smell of salt in the air and the sounds of the waves lapping gently against the boats in the harbour actually have a calming effect as the four of us just stand and take in the sights and smells that is Tortuga.
Moving my head to look at the ships I hear beads rattling and look for the source, after a while I discover that my hair has been braided and beaded with different colours of blue beads all different shapes and sizes and silver beads and cool coloured threads and other baubles I pick a couple of strands up to examine them, ooh shiny.
Suddenly Sands starts to laugh.
"What now?," I practically groan, he smirks at my reaction and his gaze travels down my body,
" I take it all back, everything I said about the clothes we're wearing, you did in fact not write in specifications for them" he has this boyish grin on his face like he's just caught his best friends big sister in the shower, and then fucked her twice.
"You didn't moan that much about the clothes" I kinda get what he's saying but I'm not really wanting to look down. He keeps his gaze firmly on my chest and says in a soft drawl
"I was planning too, but now I have something far more interesting to do." I have to look down I really do and, oh my god, what am I wearing, well not a lot.
On the bottom half its okay there's material at least, just dark brown trousers and boots, but up top there isn't much, or well there is depending on how you see it. And we all knew how Sands saw it. The words strategically placed cloth don't even cover it (pun not intended) at least I'm still wearing my black wonder bra which I'm sure will be very easy to explain to seventeenth century pirates. I suppose the offending piece of cloth started life as a brown strap top but it now has so many rips and slashes that it doesn't even cover the bra.
"Cat, give me your coat your wearing a shirt" Trying to act nonchalantly; yup this is me, just standing in a pirate haven in a bra I'm cool (I'm fucking freezing), I don't mind. I don't care ye sure I do it all the time. Briefly I consider whistling and rocking back and forth on my heels but decide against it.
"Why should I give you my big coat, I'm warm" My god sometimes she's like a child
"Yeh well I'm cold. You have to give me the coat cause I'm the Captain, look see my hat (I point to my hat) if I'm the captain then you're my crew (I hold a hand up to shut Sands, the fuck up) and if you're my crew then you do whatever the fuck I say, subsequently if your thinking of mutiny, don't bother cause you live in my head if I die you die savvy?."
"Aye captain" she says mockingly as she thrusts the jacket in my direction. I put it on and wrap it around me cuddling into the warmth.
"Speakin o' which I want all o' ye teh star' speakin like proper pirates okay?" everyone nods the affirmative on that Sands who has given up on leering at my chest now that it is covered by Cat's leather coat just mutters and begins to roll a roll-up, but his mutterings sounded kinda pirate-like so I'll take it as a yes.
Now all we needed was a place to go. I know from the story that Jack was playing poker at The Ten Bells which is his favourite tavern in Tortuga that's where Jane will find him tonight so we'll have to make sure that doesn't happen, but I know that on the other side of Tortuga in a place called The Chamber Pot, Captain Harris is there plotting against Jack and we can't let that happen either. I need to be on the Pearl to find Buck but if Harris is planning on attacking it, that's not gonna be any good.
"So we have to split up. Two of us should go and find Jack and the other two can go and take out Harris so any preference as to who you all get for a partner?"
"I'm not with him no way" Cash says looking to Sands in disgust
"Looks like I'm with you sugarbutt, cause I'll be dammed before I go any where with that" Sands waves his hand, roll-up and all, in the general direction of Cat.
"Hey! What's wrong with me? I'm not that bad (pulls out a knife from some where and points it threateningly) any more of that and I'll take my knife to your new eyes. Boy" Sands just gives me a look that plainly says that she's just made his point, I nod an assent.
"Cash you take Cat to The Chamber Pot eliminate Harris and his crew don't do it tonight get on his ship, find out all you can about Buck if they know anything and then kill them and take the ship. I'll find Jane at The Ten Bells tonight before she gets anywhere near Jack and send her over your way I need her dead, very dead if she lives then she'll annoy the hell out of me and that can't be allowed to happen.
Once you take the ship either take it here and sell it or get a crew. We will get on The Black Pearl and look for Buck there and we'll meet you either here in Tortuga or on the ocean. If you find Buck or decide to go any where leave a note for me at The Ten Bells we'll do likewise. Any questions?"
I stop to take a breath.
"No, no questions I think you have made it abundantly clear what you wish us to do, unless of course that is you would like to write it down perhaps?" Cash at his sarcastic best,
"Don't get pissy with me, I'm not going to see you for a very long time, And Cat don't forget what I told you about mutiny" She walks away muttering something to the effect of yes mother.
Cash walks up to Sands and tells him something he keeps his voice low making sure that I don't hear it, I make a mental note to ask Sands what he said. He then walks up to me and kisses me on the cheek.
"I don't like this but there's no point in arguing with you so I'll go, take care and be safe" With that, and an extra glare for Sands he left.
As I watch him go I start to feel really bad, Cash would protect me till the last breath leaves his body and now he's going, I'm all alone, this worries me, there's always Sands but I just don't know, he might look out for me but lets face it Sands worries me more than being alone in Tortuga.
As Cash vanishes out of sight Sands turns to me with a smile
"Now that the kiddies have been put to bed, would you do me the honour of accompanying me to The Ten Bells milady?" he holds out his arm (the perfect gentleman), I hesitate but finally slide my arm in his and we head off to find Captain Jack Sparrow.
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Warnings - swearing cause that's what Sands does, me too I think he polluted my fragile mind.
The four of us found ourselves in front of the docks of Tortuga.
All wearing pirate garb, all but Sands who was for some strange reason wearing a worn out, black leather cowboy hat and black cowboy boots he was, in fact wearing all black which made him look very pale in contrast, especially cause his shirt has only one button at the bottom leaving a big triangle of smooth, pale, muscle.
There is a small scar that runs down from his right nipple and disappears down into his waist band, briefly I wonder how low it goes. Before my attention snaps up to his face and I see his eyes, so dark that they almost look black by the light provided by the rapidly setting sun. A person could drown in those eyes if they weren't careful.
"What are you looking at? (his voice telling me that he clearly knew what I was staring at) I see that you conveniently neglected to write any buttons for my shirt in your story. So you like what you see?" With a wolfish grin that even Jack Sparrow himself would be proud of, his eyes try to capture mine.
For a moment he nearly has me I can just feel myself melting (in all the right places, god he's hot), almost giving into the intensity of his stare I avoid eye contact not trusting myself, knowing that I can't refuse those eyes if they wanted me to I'd do him right here on the dock, it would be fun, oh yes it would be, however he would most likely leave me here, with nothing but hot, sweaty memories and a bullet in my head (which would kind of negate the memories part), but its still worth considering for one night. No (not that I would mind him leaving the next day its, kinda the bullet in the head that I object to). I try the best I can to hide my thoughts, no matter how yummy they are and say,
"I didn't write to specify clothes they just happened... thankfully. But I'm glad to see, that you can see, that you see",
"You see?" Cash butts in with a smile, I think just pleased to see that I'm not thinking about fucking Sands anymore.
Cat just looks confused and Sands just looks around pretending to be bored and ignores us, for now apparently given up on the conversation or planning some insane Machiavellian plot to destroy us all and I'll bet my chances with Jack Sparrow that it's the latter.
The smell of salt in the air and the sounds of the waves lapping gently against the boats in the harbour actually have a calming effect as the four of us just stand and take in the sights and smells that is Tortuga.
Moving my head to look at the ships I hear beads rattling and look for the source, after a while I discover that my hair has been braided and beaded with different colours of blue beads all different shapes and sizes and silver beads and cool coloured threads and other baubles I pick a couple of strands up to examine them, ooh shiny.
Suddenly Sands starts to laugh.
"What now?," I practically groan, he smirks at my reaction and his gaze travels down my body,
" I take it all back, everything I said about the clothes we're wearing, you did in fact not write in specifications for them" he has this boyish grin on his face like he's just caught his best friends big sister in the shower, and then fucked her twice.
"You didn't moan that much about the clothes" I kinda get what he's saying but I'm not really wanting to look down. He keeps his gaze firmly on my chest and says in a soft drawl
"I was planning too, but now I have something far more interesting to do." I have to look down I really do and, oh my god, what am I wearing, well not a lot.
On the bottom half its okay there's material at least, just dark brown trousers and boots, but up top there isn't much, or well there is depending on how you see it. And we all knew how Sands saw it. The words strategically placed cloth don't even cover it (pun not intended) at least I'm still wearing my black wonder bra which I'm sure will be very easy to explain to seventeenth century pirates. I suppose the offending piece of cloth started life as a brown strap top but it now has so many rips and slashes that it doesn't even cover the bra.
"Cat, give me your coat your wearing a shirt" Trying to act nonchalantly; yup this is me, just standing in a pirate haven in a bra I'm cool (I'm fucking freezing), I don't mind. I don't care ye sure I do it all the time. Briefly I consider whistling and rocking back and forth on my heels but decide against it.
"Why should I give you my big coat, I'm warm" My god sometimes she's like a child
"Yeh well I'm cold. You have to give me the coat cause I'm the Captain, look see my hat (I point to my hat) if I'm the captain then you're my crew (I hold a hand up to shut Sands, the fuck up) and if you're my crew then you do whatever the fuck I say, subsequently if your thinking of mutiny, don't bother cause you live in my head if I die you die savvy?."
"Aye captain" she says mockingly as she thrusts the jacket in my direction. I put it on and wrap it around me cuddling into the warmth.
"Speakin o' which I want all o' ye teh star' speakin like proper pirates okay?" everyone nods the affirmative on that Sands who has given up on leering at my chest now that it is covered by Cat's leather coat just mutters and begins to roll a roll-up, but his mutterings sounded kinda pirate-like so I'll take it as a yes.
Now all we needed was a place to go. I know from the story that Jack was playing poker at The Ten Bells which is his favourite tavern in Tortuga that's where Jane will find him tonight so we'll have to make sure that doesn't happen, but I know that on the other side of Tortuga in a place called The Chamber Pot, Captain Harris is there plotting against Jack and we can't let that happen either. I need to be on the Pearl to find Buck but if Harris is planning on attacking it, that's not gonna be any good.
"So we have to split up. Two of us should go and find Jack and the other two can go and take out Harris so any preference as to who you all get for a partner?"
"I'm not with him no way" Cash says looking to Sands in disgust
"Looks like I'm with you sugarbutt, cause I'll be dammed before I go any where with that" Sands waves his hand, roll-up and all, in the general direction of Cat.
"Hey! What's wrong with me? I'm not that bad (pulls out a knife from some where and points it threateningly) any more of that and I'll take my knife to your new eyes. Boy" Sands just gives me a look that plainly says that she's just made his point, I nod an assent.
"Cash you take Cat to The Chamber Pot eliminate Harris and his crew don't do it tonight get on his ship, find out all you can about Buck if they know anything and then kill them and take the ship. I'll find Jane at The Ten Bells tonight before she gets anywhere near Jack and send her over your way I need her dead, very dead if she lives then she'll annoy the hell out of me and that can't be allowed to happen.
Once you take the ship either take it here and sell it or get a crew. We will get on The Black Pearl and look for Buck there and we'll meet you either here in Tortuga or on the ocean. If you find Buck or decide to go any where leave a note for me at The Ten Bells we'll do likewise. Any questions?"
I stop to take a breath.
"No, no questions I think you have made it abundantly clear what you wish us to do, unless of course that is you would like to write it down perhaps?" Cash at his sarcastic best,
"Don't get pissy with me, I'm not going to see you for a very long time, And Cat don't forget what I told you about mutiny" She walks away muttering something to the effect of yes mother.
Cash walks up to Sands and tells him something he keeps his voice low making sure that I don't hear it, I make a mental note to ask Sands what he said. He then walks up to me and kisses me on the cheek.
"I don't like this but there's no point in arguing with you so I'll go, take care and be safe" With that, and an extra glare for Sands he left.
As I watch him go I start to feel really bad, Cash would protect me till the last breath leaves his body and now he's going, I'm all alone, this worries me, there's always Sands but I just don't know, he might look out for me but lets face it Sands worries me more than being alone in Tortuga.
As Cash vanishes out of sight Sands turns to me with a smile
"Now that the kiddies have been put to bed, would you do me the honour of accompanying me to The Ten Bells milady?" he holds out his arm (the perfect gentleman), I hesitate but finally slide my arm in his and we head off to find Captain Jack Sparrow.
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