A/N: sorry random need to write this fic, even if you don't find it very
amusing... Where I go to school we have A day and B day... four different
classes on each day and we trade off. I just wanted people to understand in
case people from other states, countries, etc. read this and not know what
the hell I'm talking about...
Moose
Disclaimer: I don't own anything from Underworld. I do own anyone else that's not there.
P.S. (still wondering if you can have a p.s. in a fic.) You might find some of the characters from my other fic Eternal Life
P.S.S. if anyone knows how you can change your pen name without changing your entire account please let me know!
Thanks
~*~ A Day ~*~
The blonde short haired choir teacher glared at Lucian.
Choir Teacher: If I catch you sneaking notes to Sonja again it's ISS for you!
Lucian who is pouting like a baby: Fine!
Sonja: It's ok Mrs. Wheeler, I don't mind at all.
Mrs. Wheels rolls those big bug eyes: Thank You!
Singe and Soren are in the back sniggering uncontrollably when Lucian throws them a deathly glare.
Mrs. Wheels: Now, please notice that our song is a Middle English song so we must make our vowels very tall.
She opens her mouth unnaturally large and performs part of the song.
Singe and Soren keep on sniggering.
Mrs. Wheels glares at them too: Now we have been working on this song for quite a while, so I'm expecting you know it well.
She instructs them to begin the song. Everyone starts singing in star-like voices. They are sitting erect in their black chairs on plastic black risers.
Mrs. Wheels cuts in at a piano centered part where the singing is cut off: Sing dark like vampires!
Charli and Phoebe who have also been passing notes while singing suddenly burst out laughing falling out of their chairs. Still having spastic laughs Charli gets yelled at, and is sent to ISS.
~*~ ISS (in school suspension) ~*~
Charli walks in with a super big smile. The room is smaller than a classroom with a few desks so that delinquent students may actually do something called work. An elderly woman sat behind a desk. Large thick glasses covered her unknown colored eyes. A sign that said Mrs. Barkley hung on her desk.
She looks at Charli and smiles.
Mrs. Barkley: What's it this time Charli?
Charli smiles: Mrs. Wheels.
As if understanding the entire story she replies: Alas, the blinding blonde haired cocaine addict has had another quarrel with you!
Charli: Nope! She asked us to sing like vampyres, and Phoebe and I laughed our asses off!
Mrs. Barkley gave a big smile and in one of the desks occupied Michael who was laughing his ass off. Kahn who was in the desk in front of him also went off into a sniggering mode.
Charli showed herself a desk next to Michael's.
Charli: What're doing here this time?
Michael: Viktor caught me and Selene making out behind the vending machines again.
Charli: And I'm guessing her dark father can't bring himself to sending her to ISS to destroy her perfect record?
Michael: Yep. This is why she doesn't mind pulling me out of class every other day.
Charli motions to Kahn: And you?
Kahn: Viktor caught me playing with the knives again. I was threatening Trix.
Charli: What happened to Raze?
Kahn: He had a doctor's appointment.
Charli: I hope he doesn't make a snack out of this one because Dr. Daye is really nice. He still gives me stickers and suckers after check ups.
Michael rolls his eyes as much as he can. Charli bitch slaps him showing her spiral notebook. It was covered in Bob the Builder, Barney, Mickey Mouse, and Bugs Bunny stickers.
Charli: Where's Riea? She should be here by now.
As if on cue Riea walks in with a bloody nose and black eye. She is wearing a proud smile on her face.
Everyone has a puzzled face.
Riea: Kraven called me a blood in the hall way.
Charli giggled: Let me guess he only got a detention?
Riea: I dunno. Last time I saw him I waved him good bye in the ambulance.
Michael, Charli, and Kahn all smiled big as Riea went to sit in front of Charli; next to Kahn. A bell rang.
They all grabbed sack lunches as if this were an everyday thing
Charli looked at her turkey sandwich and gave it to Michael who gave his Bologna to Riea who gave her PB and J to Charli. Kahn and Riea traded giving Riea a grilled cheese (though cold) sandwich.
Charli looked at her bag and found maple leaf cookies (made in Canada) in a Ziploc. She tossed the bag to Mrs. Barkley who greedily took them.
~*~ Lunch for everyone not in ISS ~*~
Sonja met up with Lucian in the lunch line. She wrapped her hands around his neck. Singe was followed by Timothy in an argument. They were always arguing.
Timothy acts out as the overhead speaker in a grocery store: Two lovebirds in aisle three. Two lovebirds in aisle three.
Lucian punches him and blood comes out of Timothy's nose: Damn Lucian! No need to get all pissed off.
Sonja smiles: Oh yes. He's way hotter pissed off.
A group of rabid fan girls pop out of nowhere. They all angrily look at Sonja.
What seems to be the leader of the group: Don't piss of the master. Not nice.
You can hear mutters and all nodding in agreement.
Lucian puts Sonja behind him protecting her: Now ladies.
All girls look up in attention and awe.
Lucian: I understand in this situation it wouldn't be very nice to be mean to master.
Singe and Timothy snigger behind the "group's" back.
Lucian deciding whatever he was going to say before wasn't good enough: But master is very annoyed and angry at Singe and Timothy. They have not been nice to master...
Not able to finish his sentence rabid fan girls jump Singe and Timothy attacking them rampaging them as they try to escape.
Two boys suddenly walk by.
Boy #1: What the hell is wrong with them?
Boy #2: They're in love with this ugly Lucian guy.
All ears of the rabid fan club prick upwards, and like flying monkies attack the two boys.
A/N: That was all the eventful things that happened on A-Day...hope you liked. Please review even if you don't like my humor. I probably should write this stuff when I'm extremely hyper which means I'll write in a few hours when it's the wee hours of the morning. And those awaiting my fic Eternal Life have no fear it's spring break and I'm going nowhere! ( Ciao!
Moose
Disclaimer: I don't own anything from Underworld. I do own anyone else that's not there.
P.S. (still wondering if you can have a p.s. in a fic.) You might find some of the characters from my other fic Eternal Life
P.S.S. if anyone knows how you can change your pen name without changing your entire account please let me know!
Thanks
~*~ A Day ~*~
The blonde short haired choir teacher glared at Lucian.
Choir Teacher: If I catch you sneaking notes to Sonja again it's ISS for you!
Lucian who is pouting like a baby: Fine!
Sonja: It's ok Mrs. Wheeler, I don't mind at all.
Mrs. Wheels rolls those big bug eyes: Thank You!
Singe and Soren are in the back sniggering uncontrollably when Lucian throws them a deathly glare.
Mrs. Wheels: Now, please notice that our song is a Middle English song so we must make our vowels very tall.
She opens her mouth unnaturally large and performs part of the song.
Singe and Soren keep on sniggering.
Mrs. Wheels glares at them too: Now we have been working on this song for quite a while, so I'm expecting you know it well.
She instructs them to begin the song. Everyone starts singing in star-like voices. They are sitting erect in their black chairs on plastic black risers.
Mrs. Wheels cuts in at a piano centered part where the singing is cut off: Sing dark like vampires!
Charli and Phoebe who have also been passing notes while singing suddenly burst out laughing falling out of their chairs. Still having spastic laughs Charli gets yelled at, and is sent to ISS.
~*~ ISS (in school suspension) ~*~
Charli walks in with a super big smile. The room is smaller than a classroom with a few desks so that delinquent students may actually do something called work. An elderly woman sat behind a desk. Large thick glasses covered her unknown colored eyes. A sign that said Mrs. Barkley hung on her desk.
She looks at Charli and smiles.
Mrs. Barkley: What's it this time Charli?
Charli smiles: Mrs. Wheels.
As if understanding the entire story she replies: Alas, the blinding blonde haired cocaine addict has had another quarrel with you!
Charli: Nope! She asked us to sing like vampyres, and Phoebe and I laughed our asses off!
Mrs. Barkley gave a big smile and in one of the desks occupied Michael who was laughing his ass off. Kahn who was in the desk in front of him also went off into a sniggering mode.
Charli showed herself a desk next to Michael's.
Charli: What're doing here this time?
Michael: Viktor caught me and Selene making out behind the vending machines again.
Charli: And I'm guessing her dark father can't bring himself to sending her to ISS to destroy her perfect record?
Michael: Yep. This is why she doesn't mind pulling me out of class every other day.
Charli motions to Kahn: And you?
Kahn: Viktor caught me playing with the knives again. I was threatening Trix.
Charli: What happened to Raze?
Kahn: He had a doctor's appointment.
Charli: I hope he doesn't make a snack out of this one because Dr. Daye is really nice. He still gives me stickers and suckers after check ups.
Michael rolls his eyes as much as he can. Charli bitch slaps him showing her spiral notebook. It was covered in Bob the Builder, Barney, Mickey Mouse, and Bugs Bunny stickers.
Charli: Where's Riea? She should be here by now.
As if on cue Riea walks in with a bloody nose and black eye. She is wearing a proud smile on her face.
Everyone has a puzzled face.
Riea: Kraven called me a blood in the hall way.
Charli giggled: Let me guess he only got a detention?
Riea: I dunno. Last time I saw him I waved him good bye in the ambulance.
Michael, Charli, and Kahn all smiled big as Riea went to sit in front of Charli; next to Kahn. A bell rang.
They all grabbed sack lunches as if this were an everyday thing
Charli looked at her turkey sandwich and gave it to Michael who gave his Bologna to Riea who gave her PB and J to Charli. Kahn and Riea traded giving Riea a grilled cheese (though cold) sandwich.
Charli looked at her bag and found maple leaf cookies (made in Canada) in a Ziploc. She tossed the bag to Mrs. Barkley who greedily took them.
~*~ Lunch for everyone not in ISS ~*~
Sonja met up with Lucian in the lunch line. She wrapped her hands around his neck. Singe was followed by Timothy in an argument. They were always arguing.
Timothy acts out as the overhead speaker in a grocery store: Two lovebirds in aisle three. Two lovebirds in aisle three.
Lucian punches him and blood comes out of Timothy's nose: Damn Lucian! No need to get all pissed off.
Sonja smiles: Oh yes. He's way hotter pissed off.
A group of rabid fan girls pop out of nowhere. They all angrily look at Sonja.
What seems to be the leader of the group: Don't piss of the master. Not nice.
You can hear mutters and all nodding in agreement.
Lucian puts Sonja behind him protecting her: Now ladies.
All girls look up in attention and awe.
Lucian: I understand in this situation it wouldn't be very nice to be mean to master.
Singe and Timothy snigger behind the "group's" back.
Lucian deciding whatever he was going to say before wasn't good enough: But master is very annoyed and angry at Singe and Timothy. They have not been nice to master...
Not able to finish his sentence rabid fan girls jump Singe and Timothy attacking them rampaging them as they try to escape.
Two boys suddenly walk by.
Boy #1: What the hell is wrong with them?
Boy #2: They're in love with this ugly Lucian guy.
All ears of the rabid fan club prick upwards, and like flying monkies attack the two boys.
A/N: That was all the eventful things that happened on A-Day...hope you liked. Please review even if you don't like my humor. I probably should write this stuff when I'm extremely hyper which means I'll write in a few hours when it's the wee hours of the morning. And those awaiting my fic Eternal Life have no fear it's spring break and I'm going nowhere! ( Ciao!